Uncyclopedia:VFH/Guns don't kill people ... people kill themselves

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search


Guns don't kill people ... people kill themselves (history, logs)

Article: Guns don't kill people ... people kill themselves

Score: 2

Nominated by: ShabiDOO 03:09, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
For: 4.5
  1. Another one of my weird alternative articles.--ShabiDOO 03:09, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Some people may say that this does not fit Uncyclopedia but the text is original, the humour is here and the thoughts are wise. And ... "humour is politeness of the despair". Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:04, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  3. For. Will be taken down and used in evidence against him. Sog1970 (talk) 19:34, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Not a strong vote, but hey this article might have what it takes. --Flame32FireAnimationGelert04:41, 22 September 2013FireAnimation 04:41, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
  5. For. 86.164.91.164 14:23, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
Against: 2.5
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Why do people need to act out on our main page? Spıke ¬ 20:50 12-Sep-13
    It's just something you can't understand. --ShabiDOO 23:18, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. truth is not always funny Thetinydick (talk) 22:22, September 13, 2013 (UTC)
    Huh? What truth? Truth was the last thing on my mind when I wrote this.--ShabiDOO 01:30, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
  3. too close to the bone 77.98.234.211 13:19, September 18, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • Shabidoo, have you really killed your wife? On a separate note, a lot of proofreading should still be done. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:05, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  • Only read part so far but seems more like philosophy than comedy too me. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:07, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
    It's not commedy...it's parody.
    Yes...I did proof the article. And yes...I murdered my entire family. So much blood. Yikes...red blood everywhere. It clots so fast and turns into red honey...all over the place. I don't like to look at red things anymore...because it reminds me too much of that annoying mess that took me a month to clean up. --ShabiDOO 20:40, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
    It's not obvious too me what it is parodying. Is this a parody of a mass murderer blaming his victims for their deaths? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:09, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
    No...not that. --ShabiDOO 18:29, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
    Then what is the parody of? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:32, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
    It wouldn't be much of a parody if I had to explain it. I'd prefer people like it and vote yes...or dislike it/not get it and vote against/abstain. --ShabiDOO 18:27, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
    If that be your wish then I abstain as my mind is not tuned to the humour that you present I'm afraid. Sorry. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:37, September 22, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I would give this a For vote if it was in UnBooks. I think it lacks obvious humour for mainspace feature but would suit the whimsical nature of UnBooks. Captain gull (talk) 05:33, October 9, 2013 (UTC)

VFH

← Back to summary VFH
← Back to full VFH

Personal tools
projects