I don't know In my opinion it could do with more labels to slutty body parts and a really big picture of the author hi-fiving themselves because they get more ass than the collective toilet seats of the continental United States. I think old people ranting is so cliche, humour doesn't even sit at the same table any more. Hell, add in the liberals part and you have something that would make John Cusack with a PhD in "Making bullshit theories that are actually true but no one fucking believes them because they generally involve everyone exploding" shit himself that you may have created an imbalance in the stale layer and a comet will hit the president in the balls. And explode. --Nikau 02:32, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
Against. I tried to get along with this one but I'm not feeling the funny here. It's good enough for this style, but just doesn't amuse me. ChiefjusticePS3 11:03, June 14, 2010 (UTC)
Against. Yeah, it's a big long rambling rant. It wasn't very funny, though. Just... rant-y. Also the ending was pretty random actually. –SirSkullthumper,MD(criticize•writings• SU&W) 08:27 Jun 19, 2010
Haha, you're right. Not sure where I got that from. I will away to the opticians post haste. --BlackFlamingo 20:05, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Against. Kind of a generic rant. I think there are a lot of these, hypocritical though it may be of me to say that even though I have a rant article on VFH, but I'm a hypocritical guy. Also, serif font. --SadisticWolf 19:22, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comment. For what it is this article is well done but didn't persuade me it was a feature. Perhaps too ranty style for me to like. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:17, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
Don't read anything into the against vote, I just wanted to see how I'd do a rant. --Nikau 02:35, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
Quick question: How did you intend for my multiple personalities to high-five each other. Even if they could, how would I be able to take a picture of it? I don't have a good camera. MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 11:01, June 14, 2010 (UTC)
The nomination was not successful. rm low health, 26%, +6ChiefjusticePS3 This article did not pass VFH and was removed on 10:31, July 1, 2010 (UTC). This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.
Featured. Had the votes for featuring RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:45, October 12, 2018 (UTC) This article has passed VFH and was featured on 12 October 2018. This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.