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Article: Goldilocks and the Three Bears	Score: 14 bears
Nominated by:	Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:07, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
For: 15	I could say something utterly pretentious, like: "A stupendously well-crafted retelling of the classic children's tale". But I won't. Instead I'll just say "Nom&For, a wonderful article". -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:07, 7 July 2008 (UTC) For. I've seen this around for a little while, and I figured it would end up here. It's good. --UU - natter 15:13, Jul 7 For One of the best articles I've had the pleasure to review recently. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 15:42 7 July 2008 Dear god   Le Cejak • <15:58, 07 Jul 2008> F- I'll just pretend I didn't just read that... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:31, 7 July 2008 (UTC) As DJ. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [7/07 17:56] For As Heerev and DJ. -RAHB 22:05, 7 July 2008 (UTC) For - Well that was...Interesting... (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 8, 17:34 For. I think I need a cigarette and a shower. --Hyperbole 22:07, 8 July 2008 (UTC) ? Woah... I can't believe I just... read that... --Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Make sure not to put one of the 'surprising' pictures on the front page when featured. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 20:51, Jul. 10, 2008 Oli always gets his man. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) For MrN  Fork you! 22:35, Jul 10 And Goldilocks said this article is just right. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:04, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Dig Leave it to Ms. Pretty to bring the Bears into this. --THINKER 05:49, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Against: 1	...eh...I like sex jokes as much as (well, probably more than) the next bloke, but this just seems like too much to me... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:40, Jul 11

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