For. Good article with good twist on title. Even if people visit from Central US so what? Things can be offensive if they are funny here. SirScottPat (converse) VFHUnSNotMWotMWotY 18:43, April 18, 2014 (UTC)
For. Just getting around to the "new" noms, and this one is the best of the bunch. Here's hoping my vote will give new meaning to the honored term "Fuck the Police" in the eyes of the, ah, central U.S.ers.(?) Aleister 11:42 21-4-14
Against. I enjoyed this article, and especially that it was not what I was expecting, in the same way as Question Authority. But not on the main page. Supporters may be discounting the tendency of visitors from the central US never to return if this were their first glimpse of Uncyclopedia. Am happy for Mhaille to get Hall-of-Shame credit anyway. SpıkeѦ 14:10 18-Apr-14
SPIKE, your no vote is the oddest vote on VFH I can remember, and I say that in a nice way. I reread the page pretending I was a central U.S.er, and there is nothing on it which pertains solely to the central U.S. As Goddess is my witness, you were either typing-while-high (my favorite typing) or have made a large monetary bet that this page will fail, and came up with the only reason that it could possibly be thrashed - the rock-solid sensibilities of the young and old men and women of the central U.S. And then you say you will be happy to just give Mhaille HOShame credit anyway, without it being featured (sure, why not). Your no vote is satire at its finest. Aleister 11:47 21-4-14
Featured. Go ahead then RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:35, May 10, 2014 (UTC) This article has passed VFH and was featured on 10 May 2014. This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.