Self-Nom & For. Alright, so, I've put a lot of work into this--unequivocally the most work I've ever put into any one article--and I think it's finally ready. This nomination also includes the three sub-pages as well. PuppyOnTheRadio gave me an excellent review, the advice in which I used to clean this up to its current state. Other Pee Reviews can be found here, here, here, and here. I know there's at least one or two more Pee Reviews, but you guys get the idea. I'd also like to mention that the controversial racism stuff in the Character Races section has been removed. Anyway, vote away. —UnführerGuildyRittervonGuildensternenstein 15:32, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah. I've been watching all of these for a while. They look great. Quite, quite funny. AND you figured out a great way to intertwine all of the different sections. Just make sure that EVERYONE LOOKS AT THE OTHER SECTIONS LINKED TO THIS ARTICLE!!! I don't want to see any against votes for this reason. Not that I'll do anything about it, but I would be a bit disapointed. WoodyOnFire!Talking WoodyStalking Woody 15:43, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
Bless. Per Woody. And per Readmesoon. And per Acrolo. And per myself because I'm awesome. And per Guildy for taking the time to write all that (this one article, with all the sub-articles, is probably more than I've done my entire time on Uncyclopedia. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 00:16,22July,2009
Dig Though essentially a pretty down-the-center parallel satire of the white American paradigm, I like it. And I respect the obvious amount of work put into it. --THINKER 08:04, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
Featured. ~ 22:45, 24 July 2009 (UTC) This article has passed VFH and was featured on 25 July 2009. This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.
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