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Article: Dear Mr. Hornet

Score: 13 Creepy paedophiles nice people that like to look at me from across the street

Nominated by: M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 05:31, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
For: 15
  1. Symbol for vote Self nom and for. Self nomming? I make lineintegral123 look like Ghandi.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 05:31, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For I'm a paedo. I mean, stranger. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:37, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I lol'd --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:38 Jul 17 2010
  4. For. 08:57, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  5. For Creepoid. I'm a little over half-for, but agree with Puppy's comments below that a couple of more paragraphs would elevate the page, and you still have time to put those in and polish them. And hopefully those names and addressed bear no relation to reality?! Aleister 18:15 17 7
  6. For. Suitably creepy and amusing. Saberwolf116 19:31, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  7. For High standard of it all. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:40, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. Honestly, the pedophailia joke is terribly overdone. But you managed to pull a whole new angle- I loved it. --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 03:09, July 18 2010 UTC
  9. Symbol for vote For. Have to appreciate such compassion in this day and age. Though some of the word choice is a mite repetitive, it doesn't really change the overall gloriousness of the fellow. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100718 - 04:11 (UTC)
  10. Pious. Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:40, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote For.fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 08:52, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
  12. For. I love it. Megaman126512 00:14, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
  13. Pacman Elegant. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 03:53,19July,2010
  14. For. It's funny because he's a pedophile! The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)
  15. Symbol for vote Hooray for Pedophelia! That doesn't sound good at all. --John Lydon 18:08, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 2
  1. Against. It's ok but personally find it too creepy to vote in favour. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:00, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Against. Mostly because I didn't laugh. But also because it got a really pretty chilly reception on the Uncyclopedia Facebook fan page, which makes me wonder if it belongs on the front page. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:50, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

Helpful Pee review by John Lydon here. Thanks John!--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 05:31, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

  1. Half-for, half-against I expected to dislike it, but found myself amused by it. Not lolling, but definitely sniggering. I felt that it finished just as it was starting to build up to another level. Maybe some more stuff relating to how she has issues accessing certain networking sites on the internet, which could be stiffling her creativity, or why it would be a good idea for her to be getting more sunlight, which could be done by removing the blinds in her room? Good start to a longer article, but not quite there yet.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Saturday, 10:36, Jul 17 2010 UTC


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