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Article: Claudette Colvin	Score: 11 lazy activists
Nominated by:	Aleister
For: 12	Selfnomfor Claudette Colvin is one of the lady giants of social activism, an activist that history has pissed all over. She's still alive and occupying New York by just sitting in an apartment, and it might be nice if she could she her story on a front page, even if it's only the front page of the best damn satire site on the web. I met her once, and have the bruises to prove it. Aleister 13:00 13decem12 For. Funnybony  14:31, Dec 13 For - I love strong women of history, and I really loves sitting on one's arse. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 14:43, Dec. 13, 2012 For. It's funny, continuous and charming. POP!GoesTheWeasel 04:14, December 14, 2012 (UTC) For. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:09, December 16, 2012 (UTC) Former against, now for I realize what it is about now. I voted against earlier because of length wise (which just pulled me down, and no that's what she said jokes) --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 22:16, December 16, 2012 (UTC) For. never knew about her, but sitting om my ass is something i approve FAKEHATER spam me 17:32, December 21, 2012 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:22, 26 December 2012 For. Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 07:47, December 28, 2012 (UTC) For. Equilateralperil 11:22, December 28, 2012 (UTC) For. Prätt Körp (talk) 05:05, January 1, 2013 (UTC) For. ChiefjusticeXBox 20:26, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
Against: 1	#Against. I don't know, man. SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 20:25, December 13, 2012 (UTC) Some cool moments of good rhythm, but on the whole vastly obnoxious, rambling fluff that peters out at the end. T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:32, December 15, 2012 (UTC) "...but on the whole vastly obnoxious..."? Please, if you need to throw up, do so. You'll feel better afterwards. Do you need someone to hold your hair back? Aleister 1:07 16decemb12
Comments	Per TKF's subtle criticism (I did end up holding his hair back as he hurled at the memory of reading this article) I added a new last section, and poliished it and some of the rest. Those who've voted yes, I hope you still like it. I am comforted by curious bats and buffalo. Aleister 21:22 17decemb12

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