Childhood: an essay (history, logs)

Article: Childhood: an essay

Score: 14 Insightful Bios

Nominated by: Saberwolf116 20:48, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
For: 19
  1. Symbol for vote N+F. Reminiscent of Dear Diary, and another gem from Modus. Saberwolf116 20:48, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  2. For I'm making a really crappy one about high school that certainly isn't going to be at all near this pages quality, but it was inspired completely by this gem. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:18, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. For, although this page probably skews older than Uncyclopedia's average user. I'm all mature and shit. You'll understand definition #2 of "melancholy" when you're older. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:37, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  4. Modus For The Win! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:42, 15 June 2009
  5. Symbol for vote For.. Well written and more of a reflective humour style. Interesting ! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:18, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. I looked at why this was rejected last time: mostly because some people found it depressing. How could a childhood in what I assume is Canada be depressing? PLEASE visit central California, you pampered bastards!   Le Cejak <23:09 Jun 15, 2009>
  7. For. I once killed a man, just to watch him die. So naturally this was an enjoyable read. T. (talk) 23:54, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For....albeit a weak one. I really enjoyed reading this article - made me smile a lot which is good - but I didn't laugh. ImNotASunbeam 07:19, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote Weak For per above.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 21:43, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
  10. for. A good many laughs. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:43, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
  11. For.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:43, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
  12. For.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  22:22, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
  13. for. i liked this a lot better than i did when i read it last time. maybe that's because this morning i drove by my old elementary school...and everything was so small. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:33, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
  14. F♥r. I actually read it, too. Sir SysRq (talk) 04:17, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
  15. for. It made me sad. then I realised it was someone else's childhood & I cheered up. --Sog1970 15:32, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
  16. Fawr Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 11:39 June 24 '09
  17. For. Maybe attending my Grandpa's funeral has left me more appreciative of the melancholy flavor, or maybe I'm just a wishy-washy git. In any case, though all the laughs I got from this were laughs of recognition and not HAHA belly laughs, there's no denying this is brilliant writing. I still feel it may be a little too melancholy for the front page, but I've come to accept that that may just be because I'm old. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:22, 25 Jun
  18. It's articles like this, Modus, that make me wonder what you're doing on Uncyclopedia when you could be telling these stories in front of a comedy club and making money. I'm not even joking, you should find an open mic night somewhere right now and tell this story. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:58, Jun 28
  19. I just for 4Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 23:37, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
Against: 5
  1. Per last time. Sorry. :(    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:30 15 June 2009
    Though would it really be that bad for the larger community to contemplate the hardships of life? Don't have a problem with your against vote, was just wondering. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:03, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
  1. Against. One, no essays in the main namespace, and two, this article is written from the first person. This will not be tolerated. Invalid vote read the instructions please dude. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:10, Jun 16
  2. Against. per Orian and ugly formatting,. Mn-z 16:06, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. I just didn't really laugh. Nameable mumble? 18:54, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against per last time. Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:04, Jun 20
  5. Symbol against vote Against. It is an ok article, but it just doesnt jump out at me im sorry. -- Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 13:05, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Regarding Mr. IP who didn't even sign their vote, shut up. Just because it says essay doesn't mean it's an essay like the ones you're thinking of. Also, don't post red links to prove your point. It's stupid. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:53, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

*:What'd you expect from a stupid IP? In any case, abstain per last time. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:08, 16 Jun


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