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Article: Carnies

Score: 10.5 fascinating events in Carnie history

Nominated by: Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:02, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
For: 11.5
  1. Self-Nom & For. After not one, but two positive Pees and some revision on my part, I think this is ready. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:02, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 07:02, Dec. 5, 2009
  3. For, even though I think that most, if not all, of the midway games have the odds heavily biased against the player. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:14, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote Four     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   09:37, Sunday 06 December 2009  
  5. Symbol for vote Five. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:59, 6 December 2009
  6. Ankh smite Bless. Sorry, Guildy. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:54, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Fuck this autovote bullshit. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 03:59, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. Great stuff, although the cuisine section at the end dragged a bit, I thought. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 15:46, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. Yes yes yay Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 21:38, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  10. For. Although I've always thought that the word itself just looks and sounds wrong, somehow. Flamin' Yank slang - why can't they natter in proper lingo like wot I do? --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:17, Dec 11
  11. For. Me and the Mrs will never forget the day we went to the county fair early one Saturday morning. It was 10am, I had just bought her a beer and we made the amusing mistake of walking through the midway - where all the games and carnies were. There were no potential customers around except us and we were simply walking around with no intention of playing any games. Then the chants of "get her something" started ringing around me from every direction. Ugly, bitter faces who questioned my manhood and taunted me popped out from every corner of my vision. My wife grabbed my arm as if we were in a hostile section of town. Before we got out of the midway, there was a final, desperate plea to goad me into playing a game. "Why don't you get her something, besides drunk"!?!? We both remember it like it was yesterday but it was 1989!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  01:12, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
  12. For. 166.109.224.51 13:54, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
Against: 1
  1. Against. Though I can see a lot of work has gone into this Guildy , I still don't like the tone. I am not saying it is racist but there are passages in the article that do seem to me to be very borderline. Perhaps I am not explaining this well but I can't see what you could do to change my mind on this one. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:26, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
    I can see why you'd think that, but it's more of me just making fun of Carnies than it is me being racist against the Central Asian peoples I liken them to. Believe me, I've got nothing against Kazakhs, or anything. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:37, December 6, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Are you bragging about having your article reviewed twice? My articles (however few there may be) have all been reviewed at least 3 times. Leprechaun was reviewed 5 times. JennygunJenny? 22:56,7December,2009
    *Pbbt!* I review my own articles. A bunch of times. Ergo, mine are both reviewed the most and I'm gaming the system. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:10, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
    Penis. So there. JennygunJenny? 23:13,7December,2009
    I wasn't bragging, just drawing attention to the fact that there were two reviews. I should mention, however, that neither was done by me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:41, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

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