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Article: Butter

Score: 15 Who prefer butter over I can't believe it's not butter

Nominated by:  Steak.gifTALK  FRESH MEAT   talk to me 23:17 10 December 2009
For: 18
  1. Nom and For. - This article was a bunch of garbage before Zana got to it.  Steak.gifTALK  FRESH MEAT   talk to me 23:17 10 December 2009
  2. I can't believe it's not featured PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 10:44, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For per what Fresh Meat said. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:06, 11 December 2009
  4. Symbol for vote Four I seem to constantly be getting this magical vote number. I feel so special.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   12:41, Friday 11 December 2009  
  5. For. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 19:47, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. - I never would've thought this would be nommed. Here's to hoping it passes!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:28, 13 December 2009
  7. For. 15:58, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:36, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  9. For my favorite sex lube. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:51, 19 Dec
  10. For. Vote change after Zana's recent expansion of the article. Now spreads a lot thicker. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:02, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  11. For. I glanced at this before, and wasn't sure. Now I am. Good stuff, Zana. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:53, Dec 24
  12. For. per above Mn-z 15:23, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  13. Symbol heart vote Forplay! I knever knew you could use butter as a replacement for ice cream in the bedroom! And to think, all this time I've been using Popsicles.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  07:42, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  14. Symbol keep vote Keep. ThinmintThinmintThinmintWould you like a cookie, sir? ThinmintThinmintThinmint 04:38,31December,2009
  15. For. Mmmmmmmm... slippery! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:33, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
  16. For. Lovely - Zane is genius! L!$@ Lisalisa(Meow!)(Contribs) 18:27, 1 January 2010
  17. FlourAs a vegan it's against my moral code to vote yes on this article, so I'll vote for the soy butter instead. (signature under construction, watch for hazards) User:Aleister in Chains 19:35, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  18. For. 22:56, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
  19. For. Good enough. ChiefjusticeDS 22:38, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 3
  1. Against. I liked the hotdog photo and caption, but the rest to me was largely "butter is great." To me it needs more work to be VFH. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:01, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. As per Rabbi, some good stuff in there but a little rough and rushed to be featured --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 10:41, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. Needs to spread a bit further to be a feature. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:36, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against as per Why. Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 12:26, Dec 19 2009
  • I liked this, however I think to be featured some of it needs to be strengthened, particularly the opening paragraph. It's too random and doesn't suit the tone of the rest of the article, which sounds like it was written by someone working for a desperate butter manufacturer. My advice would be to keep this consitent throughout as I found it very funny. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 10:20, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
It really does. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 19:47, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Well, I've 'spread' the article out a bit as suggested. I really don't think this subject calls for too long of an article.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:39, 19 December 2009


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