Self-Nom and For. Although I considered leaving this article unwritten as a gimmick, my better judgment informed me that that wasn't funny at all. Also, it's a rewrite. --The AcceptableCainad(Fnord) 06:20, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
For. I like, though it might benefit from a bit of a tidy-up, it looks a little mashed-together in a few places. Good stuff, though. RabbiTechno 09:34, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
For Was this vote even written? :o •••Necropaxx(T){~} 22:10, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
For --GeneralInsineratehymn 23:42, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Dig As pee reviewer, I approve this vote. Or, this article. --THINKER 00:41, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
Weak for. I agree with the pee review, particularly the bit about fleshing it out a little. I think there's plenty of room for more fun with this concept, but it's pretty good as it is. --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 12:26, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
For as a matter of principle: the article will need to be rewritten a dozen times before Uncyclopedia or any other self-respecting publisher will shelve it, but I think we should feature it temporarily just so that we can say we got it before Monsanto. SmackBot 13:22, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
I would vote For, but Growing Locker Pot is too good of an idea to NOT write the book...--SirFSDoovadReadYou got somethin to say? 00:10, 23 October 2007 (UTC)
Immensely Strong For Even if it was written by one of those aggravating users who have no userpage. --AcolyteMUNRAMy cat is better than Bensonharassstalk 01:34, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
Featured. Algorithm 01:00, 2 November 2007 (UTC) This article has passed VFH and was featured on 3 November 2007. This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.
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