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Bed (history, logs)

Article: Bed

Score: 11.5 peas under the mattress

Nominated by: Aleister in Chains
For: 11.5
  1. Symbol for vote SlfNom & Symbol for vote For. Sleepy. Getting sleepy. Bed was a MadMax contest entry which has been further constructed and covered with a comforter and a blanket. It had a great Lyrithya review and again uses wonderful code borrowed from Socky for popped-up images. Time for my nap. Aleister 11:11 11 11
  2. For. Whew! Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:29, Nov 11 12:29, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:44, 11 November 2010\
  4. Symbol for vote Snore. I'm not reading this again, ainxw very time I do, it puts me to sleep! So I'm taking it on faith that he improved it. Not that it was bad before. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 13:31 (UTC)
  5. For. 137.159.95.30 17:15, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. --Sog1970 21:50, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  7. For. Poiz, look in my info? 23:26, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
  8. For. Last pic puzzled me but otherwise - a goer for featuring! LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:34, November 12, 2010 (UTC)
    So I'm not the only one! AAARGH! *flails and runs away* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 14:13 (UTC)
  9. Strong for. And for the record, I found the last picture hilarious. --Black Flamingo 20:56, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Fancy a snooze right now... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  11. Fo...zzzzzzzzzzz. --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:07, Nov 15
  12. For. --Handy Smurf 11:17, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • The last pic is a representation of the bad day the guy just woke up to. Literal and metaphorical. *waves arms, calling for a cab, and drives away* Aleister 14:56 12 11
    Yeah, but you really could make that clearer... *grumbles* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 14:58 (UTC)
    I did, but you said you didn't read it after the pee review! Must pay the cabbie now. Aleister 15:09 12 11
    I lied, okay? But it didn't look much clearer... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101112 - 16:21 (UTC)
    Please read that part again. I pumped it up a little bit more for you. Aleister 9:06 13 11
    Are you sure? I can't tell. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101113 - 18:26 (UTC)
    Then you have obviously been lured aslumber by the page, are now walking in your sleep, and have read and commented on the wrong article. When you finally awaken and look at the last picture you may just leap with joy at the metaphors contained therein, symbols which explain the bad economy, man's tendency to war, the use of religion as a front or excuse for violence, and/or the perverted need of the powerful to send children out to conquer land areas to sate their specific emotional needs pertaining to even more specific mental maps hooked into their personal worldview, as well as the powerful manipulators talent in brainwashing frontmen to brainwash the masses. You indeed saw another page altogether. Aleister 11:28 15 11

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