Against. Awesome prose, but no big laughs, sorry. Mattsnow 09:07, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Unlike Funnybony, I'm not going to abstain. I'm going to come right out and vote "no". This article is dryer than cooking sherry. It has myriad grammatical errors, mangled sentences, and ham-handed attempts at humor. Most unforgivable? Three fumbled puns! Goddamnit, but this is a travesty. Ok, so Romartus and some IP have fixed it up somewhat. Still not voting "for". ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Oct 15 '11 9:24 (UTC)
Against. Sorry I know alot of work went into this article, but it was like reading a boring factual article instead of a truly humorous satire? SirACROLOKUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 11:56, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Against. Not funny at all Funnybony 11:57, Oct 15 11:57, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Sock, are you sure you ain't thinkin' of the Battle of Cinco de Mayo? My mother and all the other Texians would disagree about it not being a "pivotal battle." Anyway, whadda you know about Texas hist'ry...I thought you were Belgian. :D ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Oct 16 '11 2:12 (UTC)
Well, I'm not the one who wrote it and I'd be the last person to claim to be an expert on American history. But seeing as the blatant sarcasm was obvious to me throughout the article, while there were others who didn't seem to notice it, I just thought I'd point out what the article was really about. —SirSocky(talk)(stalk)GUNSotMUotMPMotMUotYPotMWotM08:38, 16 October 2011
I...guess I still fail to see the sarcasm present in it...oh, well. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Oct 16 '11 10:41 (UTC)
Comment. Abstain - I think this is an awesome article - for Wikipedia. But it doesn't make me laugh even 1%. Funnybony 19:08, Oct 14 19:08, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comment. Re-edited some lines and added a few extra ideas. Can't decide if it is a feature though. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:37, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
You know what? I'm pulling a reverse-Funnybony. I'm going to abstain, after having voted against. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Oct 16 '11 10:45 (UTC)
The nomination was not successful. Low health, 20% +8.5 (QFA)1234~04:51, 24 November 2011 This article did not pass VFH and was removed on 04:51, November 24, 2011 (UTC). This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.
Featured. Quasi featured but with an 8.5 vote in favour it beats anything currently out there. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:37, December 1, 2012 (UTC) This article has passed VFH and was featured on 1 December 2012. This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.