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Article: Anne Hathaway

Score: 13 Bared Princess Breasts

Nominated by: DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:11, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
For: 17
  1. Nom & For. Aleister has been studiously tweaking this (and letting others pee on it) since joining us three months ago and I think it's time to pop his VFH cherry. Be gentle.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:11, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. For. Aleister worked on this and took on board comments and additions from other contributors including myself. Now I think it deserves a chance here. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:12, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  3. For. Wonderful. IronLung 17:54, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  4. For. Wonderful boobs. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:04, 12 January 2010
  5. Flour Comment below. And had to balance out Why?'s against, for sentimental reasons. Aleister in Chains July 20, 1969
  6. For. Dem titties. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:22, 12 Jan
  7. Ankh smite There are tits There is yes. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 18:04, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  8. For. I should say so. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:02, Jan 13
  9. For. Some hard work here, and it isn't half bad. ChiefjusticeDS 20:06, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Boobs FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 09:02 • Sunday, 17-01-2010
  11. Ankh smite Bless. per boobs. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 04:09,18January,2010
  12. For. InMooseWeTrust 16:13, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
  13. For. --Matfen 23:00, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
  14. For. Funny and I can tell a lot of effort went into it. Oh and 'you had me at boobs'--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 18:12, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
  15. For. Funny article about a Discordian American Princess! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:46, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  16. For. So bad it's good! Chain Male literary voice, I'd say? L!$@ Lisalisa(Meow!)(Contribs) 02:33, 5 February 2010
  17. For, I think --Sog1970 14:17, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 4
  1. Against. Sorry, didn't find it funny. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:23, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Against. Same as above, sorry. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 20:53, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Nah. Not much to laugh at. No offense--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 03:22, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Ehhh... Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 05:48, Jan 20 2010
  5. This would be good in some other "pedia", but not this one. Unpschyelopedia 08:39, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, hit-and-run noobie, for your keen observations and insights. Aleister in Chains 25 Jan. MMX
  1. F. darkbladeus took a good pee on this, Romartus added the "real" Hathaway photos and their captions (and a late "real Anne" photo substitution that Socky found), and Doc pointed out randomness's'ss's.'s. As Doc explained, I've worked on this nonstop for three months, sleeping in catnaps and losing muscle mass, and saw the sun for the first time since October just this afternoon. Aleister in Chains The Year of Our Fnord MMX
  2. To beat my own bared breasts for a moment. Ummmm. Ok, now that that's done, may I non-humbly suggest that the satire on the Hathaway page runs deep and long (damn, wait a minute. . .OK, now that that's done), and hopefully the entire article is read, reread, studied (papers due on Monday), and . . .well, you know, just give it a good look, and forget about the breasts for a few minutes. The lead and some of the next section were written not to be terribly funny but to set up the piece. DocStrange told me that "randomness" may become an issue, and suggested that I address it early, which is what the Ebert quote and some of the 'Early life' section "attempts" to do. There you go, 'nuff said. Alei' in Chains Larry Sanger Lives!, late January, MMX

Ok Aleister, I've re-read it. Either it's improved some or I was a bit harsh the first time, either way you've convinced me to remove my against vote. However I still don't think I can vote for. I'm abstaining now, which should bump your score a little anyway. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 23:01, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

  • Comment. The names wrong on the nom. Its Anne not Ann! :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:03, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
    Spang fixed it. Yay! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:28, January 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • UnAbstain. The boobs make me want to vote for, but the slightly-off formatting make me want to go against. Plus not many people on Uncyc like these kind of articles. Y'know, the ones with a lot of words, and less obvious jokes. --Matfen 12:46, January 23, 2010 (UTC)


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