Uncyclopedia:VFH/Anal sex (2nd nom!)

Score: 11.5 individually packaged hand wipes next to the lube

1. Nom and fuck yeah! I really really dig this article; I literally laughed so hard I had an asthma attack. Andorin has improved it since its first nom, and Chief peed on it. Seriously, it's an awesome article. Love,   07:30, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. For -RAHB 07:39, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
3. For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:48, 5 August 2010
4. For. Sounds fun Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 09:46, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
5. ANAL SEX. I LOVE ME SOME GOOD ANAL SEX ++ 10:05, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
6. For Liked it last time, like it this time, Anal sex hits the spot! Aleister 16:16 5 8
7. For. Yeah. T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:20, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
8. Self-for. Andorin Kato 17:33, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
9. For. Chiefjustice3DS 17:34, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
10. Keeping the score an even number. Sir MacMania GUN—[18:55 5 Aug 2010]
11. For. I feared the worst from the title; but this is hilarious. It also keeps the encyclopaedic tone beautifully, something that's become rarer in recent Uncyc articles. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:56, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
12. Buttsex. Megaman126512 22:02, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
13. For. ^Dame 01:03, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
14. C===8 Che } 05:46,6August,2010
15. For. -- 92.14.67.185 11:25, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
16. For. Of course I vote for anal sex. Style  Guide 11:48, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
17. 4

Icanthelpyouhere 18:53, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

1. For --I'mthedaddy 12:23, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
2. For. Like the concept. Nice wordplay on 'Anal' M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 04:23, August 8, 2010 (UTC)
3. For. Feature worthy - kinda like Texas Chain Saw Massacre made a fortune! Funnybony  17:13, Aug 9 17:13, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
4. For.. Granted it's not an epic once-in-a-generation masterpiece, but definitely worthy of VFH -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:16, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

1. Against. IronLung 10:03, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Against. The writing is on the bathroom wall RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:52, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
3. Slightly Against. for the same exact reasons as last time. -- Sf13 17:10 EST 5 Aug, 2010
4. Against. Not really anything going on here, also per the reasons on my talkpage etc.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:13, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
5. Against. Wilytank 12:33, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
6. Against MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:42, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
7. Against. I'm still more of a fan of the idea than the execution. The idea is great, it makes me smile. But the article still feels laboured. A couple of decent lines have been added, but for me, I feel like I'm working through a lot of explanation for just a few pay-offs, and only a couple of those are worth it. I may be missing some gems, but I did read it a couple of times, and it just didn't engage me or make me chuckle. Hope that's enough explanation. --UU - natter 12:55, Aug 6
8. Against. I'm no prude and I'll try most things once, but(t} think in its excitement this delivers far too quickly. My feeling is that a lot more could have been packed in. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
9. Against. -- petrifying Ape (reduce) (Riot Porn) 21:48, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

• Comment: This is just my opinion, but I think it's nice for people to explain when they vote against something. --Andorin Kato 18:53, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • We had a secret off-site agreement. IronLung 00:02, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
• I WOULD VOTE ON THIS - BUT OH WAIT, A BUNCH OF US AGREED TO VOTE FOR IT ON IRC AND THAT'S CHEATING. --nachlader 21:08, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
• This thing about voting blocks on VFH, some organized off-site, I don't get it. I vote for the articles I think are featurable among those nominated. No other criteria. When I put a page up which I think is sponge-worthy, if it isn't picking up votes in four or five days I ask a few people to read it and vote if they like it. Everyone who is a regular on VFH would read all the pages and vote for the very good ones. Same with Top 10 of the month (this month I didnt even vote for one of my pages, or my buddy Funnybony's) Other than that, it's something else than VFH or Top Ten. Aleister 22:39 5 8

  I'm rather certain he was sarcastically relating to a separate incident. --Andorin Kato 22:48, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

  Not really, it relates back to here apparantly. But no matter what, this is a great page and should be featured ASAP. Nice work. Aleister 00:06 6 8