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Article: American Football

Score: 11.5 stoppages in the last 5 minutes

Nominated by: ChiefjusticeWii 06:23, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
For: 11.5
  1. Self-nom and for. I decided to rewrite this article a couple of days ago after deciding that what was there before was only marginally preferable to a blank page. I'm fairly pleased with the finished product but any comments or criticisms are welcome. --ChiefjusticeWii 06:23, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
  2. For. I liked the article in general, but the bit about the viagra thing was hilariously placed. (but maybe that's because I'm 15) The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 06:26, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Very good. I liked the bit about there being so many adverts. It is an extremely good article. Someone will have to explain to me what soccer is, though, must be some American game. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:58, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:34, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. This captures the absurdity of the sport. Spıke ¬ 12:51 14-Jun-13
  6. Symbol for vote For. Nice re-write. I liked the advert thing. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 12:29, June 15, 2013 (UTC)
  7. For. 94.1.198.99 20:36, June 15, 2013 (UTC)
  8. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:16, Jun 17 10:16, June 17, 2013 (UTC)
  9. For. Another of chiefs Masterpieces. ShabiDOO 16:55, June 17, 2013 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote Bandwagon landslide clusterfuck pile-on Aleister 15:21 18-6-'13
  11. For. cute. i like spike's idea for the embargo too. Leverage (talk) 20:43, June 19, 2013 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote For. I don't think there might be anyone who would possibly try to consider the thought of voting against this article!

P.S. Now I know what Americans call football. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:48, June 21, 2013 (UTC)

Against: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • I got rid of "whilst" and "advert" and thanks for not talking about games on the "telly." Spıke ¬ 12:51 14-Jun-13
    Do you not have the word "whilst" in America? How odd. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 12:29, June 15, 2013 (UTC)
    We have it, but it is much more likely to be "while." Any sportscaster who used "whilst" would be lampooned on sports talk radio the next morning. Spıke ¬ 12:37 15-Jun-13
  • When approved, would we want to embargo this (as we did with Auld Lang Syne) until the start of the NFL season (weekend of 8-Sep-13) or at least the start of the pre-season (weekend of 11-Aug-13)? Spıke ¬ 12:54 15-Jun-13
Or we can re-feature it then? It would be nice to have a extremely helarious article featured around now. --ShabiDOO 12:09, June 21, 2013 (UTC)
That's not a bad idea in my view Shabidoo. Holding this article until September seems a bit extreme. I would certainly want to see it featured now, with perhaps a 'redux' when the American Football season opens. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:46, June 23, 2013 (UTC)

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