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All nominated articles

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Bognor Regis

Score: 2 parasols (Find your own!)
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone15:54 24-Nov-16 15:54, November 24, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. A new rewrite. The story of the resort on England's south coast and its love-hate relationship with King George V (they loved him, he hated them). Spıke Radiomicrophone15:54 24-Nov-16
  2. For. Bugger Bognor LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:39, December 2, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Barack Obama

Score: 1
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 01:41, November 20, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. This is a hilarious and well-written article.--HolUp (talk) 01:41, November 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. How is this not featured already? NyanKittyKat (talk) 20:11, November 23, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. This article was done by the Imperial Colonization team (Brits, at a time where the most appealing strategy for an Obama article was black-versus-white, plus the spin that his opponents suffered from gradual paranoia). There are more appealing spins on this horrible Presidency now that he is done and lecturing the Greeks that America's progress was driven by his personal charisma. Nominator asked me to rewrite it, I did not, but believe that a better version is possible using retrospect, and would not freeze it in its current form. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:05 20-Nov-16

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Coin

Score: 3 flips
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone04:41 17-Nov-16 04:41, November 17, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-Nom and For. So, I had just cleaned this out of Votes for deletion, not because there were the number of Delete votes required by rule but that there were a few, plus scads of comments that a rewrite would be fun, and EStop had already begun rewriting it and posted me that the water was fine and c'mon in. I think we go halvsies. Spıke Radiomicrophone04:41 17-Nov-16
  2. For. A great rewrite. I was tempted to add a picture, but since that collectible coin had a crude hand gesture on it, I refrained. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 04:58, November 17, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. And they say money does not bring happiness.  EStop Easy button 10:20, November 22, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Yogi Bear

Score: 1
Nomination: Starboard Travels (talk) 02:23, November 12, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. Starboard Travels (talk) 02:23, November 12, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Circle

Score: -1
Nomination: EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 15:36, November 9, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. Remove the GIF. Admins might get butthurt. Ipringles (talk) 17:23, November 9, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote "They're round and shit." Babble descending into listcruft. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:03 9-Nov-16
  2. Against. Messy Starboard Travels (talk) 02:32, November 12, 2016 (UTC)

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Denver

Score: 2
Nomination: EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 19:40, November 8, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. For. EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 19:41, November 8, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. Starboard Travels (talk) 02:54, November 9, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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An Open Letter from "Protect the Overtly Offensive Foundation"

Score: 1
Nomination: The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 10:18, September 9, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. I've always liked this self-penned one. And I am not adverse to coming back to the well. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 10:18, September 9, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:00, September 15, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Outside the box, but clever & funny.  EStop Easy button 08:04, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Well-written, but is not an encyclopedia article (but a letter to the Powers That Be), not about anything real, navelism about the past of Uncyclopedia, humor backbone is a contrived acronym. We have uses for our main page that will be more engaging for new readers. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:11 9-Sep-16
  2. Against. Starboard Travels (talk) 02:29, November 9, 2016 (UTC)

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Marie Antoinette

Score: 3 bowls of Bouillabase
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:37, September 5, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. Not strictly a self nom as this was started by another writer. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:37, September 5, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:47 12-Sep-16
  3. Symbol for vote For. Very good!  EStop Easy button 07:54, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
  4. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:40, November 14, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Starboard Travels (talk) 02:27, November 9, 2016 (UTC)

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Wasp

Score: 2
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:20, September 5, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For. A self-nom for an article I have had buzzing around for ages. This is the season of the wasp. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:21, September 5, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Not encyclopedic but very nice. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:24 5-Sep-16
  3. Symbol for vote For. Love this!  EStop Easy button 07:46, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Starboard Travels (talk) 02:31, November 9, 2016 (UTC)

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Anarchy

Score: 3 Gobs to the face
Nomination: GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  20:27, August 9, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Hopefully this rewrite will do the article justice. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  20:27, August 9, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:42, August 28, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For.  EStop Easy button 07:41, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
  4. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:48, November 10, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Starboard Travels (talk) 02:48, November 9, 2016 (UTC)
Comments
  • What is missing, especially at the rambling, fake-intellectual start when it should be trying to suck me in, is clever tie-ins with the actual subject of anarchy. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:39 22-Aug-16

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