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For. A quick and fun read that turns a romantic comedy about wish fulfillment into a psychological NASA nightmare. Editing ceased in 2011; and it doesn't really need anything extra like Roger Healey or her twin sister to lessen the space madness and take it down a different direction. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:50, July 12, 2016 (UTC)
I moved the original "Worcester" to its new address, and Worcester now points to a new disambiguation page, as we have a featured article on the sauce, plus a paragraph about Worcester, Massachusetts. Spıke16:28 28-Jun-16
Self-nom and For. Read the talk page. One Stradbrokian (?) created this page to blog about specific residents, the Parish Clerk arrived to scold us that it did not portray the community in a good light, and EStop and I set out to eliminate the former and to do the latter in spades, he (a native of the region) consulting Wikipedia and I doing aggressive copy-editing. A generic obscure and inaccessible English village turns into an irreverent but relevant spoof.
For. East Anglia's quieter towns and villages are sadly under-represented in such a global theater as Uncyclopedia. EStop⚓ 16:01, June 28, 2016 (UTC)
Against. Even after making some changes to most of the sections to make the pictures align better and getting rid of listyness and wacky religious cameos, I still don't think it is good enough to be featured. If any suicide article should be next in line to be featured, it should be HowTo:Commit Suicide, which has funnier methods, like fighting a grizzly with a banana. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:46, June 27, 2016 (UTC)
I don't object to it running on our main page, but respectfully suggest that what drew nominator in was the subject matter and not the treatment, given that the last half of the treatment is lists, HowTo, and quotecruft mostly consisting of repeatedly telling the same joke over again. Not one of our best. Spıke03:44 20-Jun-16