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For. Outside the box, but clever & funny. EStop⚓ 08:04, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
Against. Well-written, but is not an encyclopedia article (but a letter to the Powers That Be), not about anything real, navelism about the past of Uncyclopedia, humor backbone is a contrived acronym. We have uses for our main page that will be more engaging for new readers. Spıke16:11 9-Sep-16
Nom and for. A great effort by user:Chrasandchaps72-4=68 to bring this article from acute randomness, to a coherent, funny and authentic history of the musician and Pink Floyd. EStop⚓ 19:34, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
For. A quick and fun read that turns a romantic comedy about wish fulfillment into a psychological NASA nightmare. Editing ceased in 2011; and it doesn't really need anything extra like Roger Healey or her twin sister to lessen the space madness and take it down a different direction. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:50, July 12, 2016 (UTC)