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2.62 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

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All nominated articles

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Poo water

Score: 0
Nomination: Steveyt0 (talk) 17:11, July 30, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

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Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • Comment. Writers can vote for their own articles. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:13, July 30, 2014 (UTC)
  • I praised this on author's talk page as an unusually encyclopedic work of Toilet Humor, but I don't think Toilet Humor is the foot we want to put forward on our main page. A great deal of the humor is simply, "Africans drink poo." If it were built on a cracked discussion of poor sanitation in Africa, it might seem like more than just insulting. Spıke ¬ 17:26 30-Jul-14

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BioShock

Score: 1 destroyed Utopias
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:17, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Half-self-nom (I'll let you figure out what this means) and for A product of collaboration between Macboswell and myself. Not much else I can say. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:17, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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UnBooks:Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors

Score: 3 pink elephants in the sky
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:11, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for One of this year's Happy Monkey Competition entries. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:11, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. Most definitely LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:20, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
  3. PurpleDickVote Boner., for the page which won 2nd place in the Happy Monkey Contest. I wonder what genius provided the fine outstanding title to the page? We'll never know. Nice work Anton, nice work indeed (and why isn't this featured yet???) Aleister 3:29 31-7-14
Against Votes: 0

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Town meeting

Score: 1 motions to lay on the table
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 12:29 28-Jul-14 12:29, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. This has been begging to be written since the 2013 meeting. Spıke ¬ 12:29 28-Jul-14
Against Votes: 0

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Gravity (film)

Score: 3 George Clooney(s) in space
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:03, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and for I wonder why this Rei's article hasn't been nominated yet (on VFH, I mean). Very funny and clever! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:03, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Well-written; but please replace the "nonsense number" from Metacritic with a better joke. Spıke ¬ 12:22 28-Jul-14
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:49, July 29, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Jared Leto

Score: 1
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:39, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. A re-jigging of her own article by Zana Dark LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:40, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Millard Fillmore

Score: 1 powdered whigs
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 12:58 20-Jul-14 12:58, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. Please welcome new Uncyclopedian Alexschmidt711, who may be able to do for American history here what Romartus has done for the English. Spıke ¬ 12:58 20-Jul-14
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • Comment.Think it could do with a bit more 'filler' as it seems a bit sketchy but heading in the right direction. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:53, July 27, 2014 (UTC)

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Commonwealth of Nations

Score: 2.5
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:06, July 16, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-Nom and For After mocking the living daylights out of the EU, I decided to have a prod at that other international organisation Her Majesty's graceful Kingdom is part of. Hope you enjoy! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:06, July 16, 2014 (UTC)
  2. An interesting piece of writing, kind of like the Magna Carta dipped in soup, dried out, and then reassembled so the gents and ladies get screwed. Which has nothing to do with this page which, from what I've read of its grid, is first rate. Aleister 18:32 16-7-`14
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:59, July 31, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Against. 107.194.185.60 19:37, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
    So, a facist who ain't a fan of the Magna Carta, huh? Why you..... Get off the boat, and stay off, until ya learn some manners. I'm watchin'. Stay off the boat! Aleister 13:11 31-7-14

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UnBooks Biography:The guy who invented soap

Score: 4 warm corpses of Wood Bisons
Nomination: Aleister
For Votes: 4
  1. Me like. So now time again you-look-see. You like? Aleister 2:17 13-7-14
  2. Symbol for vote For. Interesting. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:37, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:39, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Me like as well. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:33, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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LeBron James

Score: 3 steps toward the hoop before releasing the ball
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 03:24 12-Jul-14 03:24, July 12, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Just because he is in the news; have updated the article to reflect his leaving Miami to return to Cleveland. Spıke ¬ 03:24 12-Jul-14
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:08, July 31, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Quite good. So SPIKE is a basketball fan too? What, baseball not big enough for you? Next thing you know he'll be writing about rugby, and then where will we be. Aleister 16:33 31-7-14
Against Votes: 0

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Gretna Green

Score: 4 "Spouse A's" and "Spouse B's"
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:32, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For A hilarious article by Spike. One of the most infamous towns in Scotland. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:32, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Thanks for the nomination! Spıke ¬ 19:20 27-May-14
  3. For. Funny place I seem to recall from my visit many moons ago. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:51, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Great! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:26, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Hans Brinker

Score: 4.5 places to put his finger
Nomination: Aleister
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote For. I looked at the new version and laughed. I saw that SPIKE wrote some of it and cried. This is a travesty and a benefit to mankind. Authored by a girl named Flyingbird. Aleister 14:50 14-5-14
  2. Symbol for vote For. Yes, it is in shape to go up. Spıke ¬ 17:59 16-May-14
  3. For. 180.222.12.122 07:10, May 20, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Despite being a touch short--Sog1970 (talk) 12:04, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Very good! (But yes, it could benefit from more content!) Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:23, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • Comment. a little short but its promising ShabiDOO 13:21, May 17, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Agreed. I'm afraid I find it a tad too short. But if extended I'd definitely vote for. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:14, July 11, 2014 (UTC)

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A letter about Megan Fox

Score: 5
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:20, May 11, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for A previously VFD article, rewritten when I had too much inspiration. I hope that excess of inspiration won't be a problem if you will be reading the article! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:20, May 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Well written and illustrated. I like Megan Fox for her mind. Aleister 13:47 20-5-14
  3. Symbol for vote For. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:47, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For....wait I'm not voting for the picture...Ever so funny. Well done Anton. Beautifully written as well. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:08, July 11, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:39, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  1. Shouldn't this be in UnBooks? Phrank Psinatra (talk) 10:11, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
    Why? This is a letter, not a book. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:28, May 18, 2014 (UTC)

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