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All nominated articles

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Boko Haram

Score: 4.5
Nomination: Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:28, July 3, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. For. It's that SOG again. A new classic from top Uncyclopedian writer here Sog1970 Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:29, July 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Great page, as usual. If I knew the groups better I'd be even more enthusiastic. Nice work. Aleister 12:15 3-7-14
  3. For. 112.209.134.81 06:50, July 5, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. An appropriate Uncyclopedian treatment of jihadists. I hope we feature it before they cough up their hostages. Spıke ¬ 10:52 5-Jul-14
  5. For. Both the article and pictures are awesome! 69.73.50.12 04:19, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For. 14.140.236.133 15:10, July 10, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Renamed article and nomination from "Boko Harum" after VFD approved replacement of former article. Spıke ¬ 10:52 5-Jul-14

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Real Ale

Score: 4
Nomination: Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 00:42, June 29, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote For. Very, very good indeed. Made me laugh quite a bit. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 00:42, June 29, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For.. As above Sog1970 (talk) 07:56, June 29, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For.. I only wished I would have came up with it, but alas, I don't drink. Excellent article. Phrank Psinatra (talk) 16:02, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:11, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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UnScripts:Oedipus Rex Rides Again

Score: 4
Nomination: Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:43, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. Written by Multiliteralist some years back, updated and with added images by Romartus Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:43, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For my mom. Aleister 17:18 18=6-14
  3. Symbol for vote For. Just for the images and for Multiliteralist's writing! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 07:44, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. --Sog1970 (talk) 07:57, June 29, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Microsoft Windows

Score: 1
Nomination: BassHero55 (Message me) 21:59, May 28, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 9.5

BassHero55 (Message me) 21:59, May 28, 2014 (UTC)

  1. For. 71.178.140.127 22:33, May 28, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. 71.178.140.127 22:33, May 28, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. 75.32.231.174 23:31, May 28, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. 2.103.239.66 20:52, May 30, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. 99.6.40.39 02:49, June 1, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For. 184.58.98.136 03:37, June 1, 2014 (UTC)
  7. For. 2.69.99.37 08:38, June 1, 2014 (UTC)
  8. For. 190.49.157.140 03:55, June 5, 2014 (UTC)
  9. For. 78.145.50.113 13:20, June 7, 2014 (UTC)
  10. For. 78.149.75.227 18:12, June 7, 2014 (UTC)
  11. For. 121.222.14.218 09:34, June 9, 2014 (UTC)
  12. For. 174.140.65.16 02:36, June 15, 2014 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote For. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 21:17, June 17, 2014 (UTC)
  14. For. 46.208.53.58 16:38, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
  15. For. 92.25.190.204 19:18, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
  16. For. 50.177.193.226 12:55, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
  17. For. 186.79.114.33 16:05, July 6, 2014 (UTC)
  18. For. 98.183.24.183 04:43, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8.5
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Entire start is informative and ranty. Anon is banned for double-voting. Spıke ¬ 00:34 29-May-14
  2. Against. Needs more humour 109.117.191.216 22:15, June 2, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Against. Have to agree with Spike here. It is ranty, and later simply dull. Not a bad effort, but not great either. Mefunnyugly Dave From Mars (SPEAK!) 21:49, June 6, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. Not bad but could be a lot cleverer. The first sentence reveals the concept entirely: "Microsoft Windows [...] is the collective name for a series of failures..." Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:08, June 12, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Against. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:14, June 19, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Against. Not really there yet, needs a fair bit more work. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:20, June 25, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Against. Needs updating a tad and is more rant than funny. Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:51, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Against. Obvious vote rigging aside, this is not very good. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:57, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
  9. Symbol against vote Against.. I agree, this could be improved. Loved the trkkie bluescreen animated GIF, though. Phrank Psinatra (talk) 16:25, July 1, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment. What? A ban for double voting? Couldn't you just strike his vote out since it was the first time happening? 109.242.240.102 19:25, June 1, 2014 (UTC)
    I considered the totality of his work. Spıke ¬ 01:29 2-Jun-14
  • Comment. Shouldn't only logged-in users vote? And, what counts as a "0.5" vote? Phrank Psinatra (talk) 09:25, June 20, 2014 (UTC)
    An IP editor's vote counts as half a vote. Anonymous votes are allowed, unless they are made by a user who has already voted while logged in, but it's not simple to determine whether this is the case or not. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:46, June 20, 2014 (UTC)

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Gretna Green

Score: 3 "Spouse A's" and "Spouse B's"
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:32, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For A hilarious article by Spike. One of the most infamous towns in Scotland. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:32, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Thanks for the nomination! Spıke ¬ 19:20 27-May-14
  3. For. Funny place I seem to recall from my visit many moons ago. Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:51, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Hans Brinker

Score: 2.5 places to put his finger
Nomination: Aleister
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Symbol for vote For. I looked at the new version and laughed. I saw that SPIKE wrote some of it and cried. This is a travesty and a benefit to mankind. Authored by a girl named Flyingbird. Aleister 14:50 14-5-14
  2. Symbol for vote For. Yes, it is in shape to go up. Spıke ¬ 17:59 16-May-14
  3. For. 180.222.12.122 07:10, May 20, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Despite being a touch short--Sog1970 (talk) 12:04, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Comment. a little short but its promising ShabiDOO 13:21, May 17, 2014 (UTC)

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Selfie

Score: 2 votes that are really votes about ourselves
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 10:53 13-May-14 10:53, May 13, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. This article about the popular new form of narcissism was inspired by an UnNews by Romartus, who contributed the historical context here. Spıke ¬ 10:53 13-May-14
  2. For. Self explanatory. Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:19, May 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. 122.176.253.55 12:41, May 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. 47.19.84.194 13:03, May 22, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. If not for Mimo's vote, I would have abstained, because though the article is very funny, I am not sure it should be featured. However, I don't agree that an article should not be featured (or should be deleted, if it's on VFD) just because it's short. In this case, I don't think it will work as well, if it is made longer. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:11, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For. 76.66.85.15 19:16, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2.5
  1. Against. Too short. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:07, May 17, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Against. 71.95.143.90 11:41, May 23, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Against. I dunno if I just don't find it funny or having wasted $20 to see the new Transformers has left me humerlous for life. ManiacJaSg -Maniac1075Complain Here 04:38, July 4, 2014 (UTC)
Comments

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A letter about Megan Fox

Score: 3
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:20, May 11, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for A previously VFD article, rewritten when I had too much inspiration. I hope that excess of inspiration won't be a problem if you will be reading the article! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:20, May 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Well written and illustrated. I like Megan Fox for her mind. Aleister 13:47 20-5-14
  3. Symbol for vote For. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:47, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. Shouldn't this be in UnBooks? Phrank Psinatra (talk) 10:11, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
    Why? This is a letter, not a book. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:28, May 18, 2014 (UTC)

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Scam letter

Score: 3.5 bankrupt citizen(s)
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:37, May 5, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Symbol for vote For. Not having received Puppy's consent, I am nominating this article with his permission. This has been in the state of hibernation for a long time since the first nomination, but I think that now it's ready. All of the actual letters were written by Pup, I only made the responses (and some changes to the formatting). Enjoy! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:37, May 5, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. 24.1.80.167 20:54, May 6, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. risky free ShabiDOO 00:50, May 10, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. Napoleon Khan (talk) 18:15, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Peter Sagan

Score: 4.5 doped robots
Nomination: Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:42, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5
  1. Self-nom and 4. -- Snowflake mini Mattsnow
  2. Bytes on bikes Aleister 23:44 14-4-14
  3. For. Yes indeed. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 06:44, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:35, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. 71.255.140.6 12:21, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For. Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:53, May 6, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Tour de France was a feature. This one is close but not yet. Too many jokes seem to me to be telling the reader about a funny thing that really did happen in his life rather than making original jokes or humour about him. Keep going with it! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:35, April 18, 2014 (UTC)

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