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All nominated articles



Score: 0
For Votes: 1
  1. Nom and 'For'. A quality article. How has this not been featured yet? -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:44, July 21, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Theres a lot of unoriginal sex in list form and an external link. 7-11, Bakers DeShite. Irritable of contents (talk) 04:49, July 22, 2016 (UTC)


I Dream of Jeannie

Score: 2
Nomination: Irritable of contents (talk) 20:50, July 12, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. A quick and fun read that turns a romantic comedy about wish fulfillment into a psychological NASA nightmare. Editing ceased in 2011; and it doesn't really need anything extra like Roger Healey or her twin sister to lessen the space madness and take it down a different direction. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:50, July 12, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Manchester, New Hampshire

Score: 2 votes on the Board of School Committee
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone15:02 10-Jul-16 15:02, July 10, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Another original city article based on the Wikipedia article and on reading its newspaper. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:02 10-Jul-16
  2. Symbol for vote For. --Moonhead42 (talk) 07:17, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


Worcester, England

Score: 2
Nomination:  EStop Easy button 16:00, June 28, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. A witty, descriptive, detailed and colourful article about the birthplace of our favorite sauce for a cheese toasty, by new user Cliffyspatula.  EStop Easy button 16:00, June 28, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Very well done indeed. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:28 28-Jun-16
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

  • I moved the original "Worcester" to its new address, and Worcester now points to a new disambiguation page, as we have a featured article on the sauce, plus a paragraph about Worcester, Massachusetts. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:28 28-Jun-16



Score: 2 bus transfers needed to arrive at a town with an actual gene pool
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone14:34 25-Jun-16 14:34, June 25, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Read the talk page. One Stradbrokian (?) created this page to blog about specific residents, the Parish Clerk arrived to scold us that it did not portray the community in a good light, and EStop and I set out to eliminate the former and to do the latter in spades, he (a native of the region) consulting Wikipedia and I doing aggressive copy-editing. A generic obscure and inaccessible English village turns into an irreverent but relevant spoof.
  2. Symbol for vote For. East Anglia's quieter towns and villages are sadly under-represented in such a global theater as Uncyclopedia.  EStop Easy button 16:01, June 28, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes



Score: 1
Nomination: CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 17:00, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. An article I stumbled upon. It drew me in instantly. I was not disappointed. Feature worthy.--CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 17:00, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. Juku Ren (talk) 01:58, June 20, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Even after making some changes to most of the sections to make the pictures align better and getting rid of listyness and wacky religious cameos, I still don't think it is good enough to be featured. If any suicide article should be next in line to be featured, it should be HowTo:Commit Suicide, which has funnier methods, like fighting a grizzly with a banana. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:46, June 27, 2016 (UTC)
  • I don't object to it running on our main page, but respectfully suggest that what drew nominator in was the subject matter and not the treatment, given that the last half of the treatment is lists, HowTo, and quotecruft mostly consisting of repeatedly telling the same joke over again. Not one of our best. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:44 20-Jun-16


Mitt Romney

Score: 0
Nomination: CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 17:35, June 13, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. An article that takes you back to the idiocracy of Mitt Romney and being defeated by Barack Obama. A perfect one to feature alongside our prominent 2016 candidates as an example of the world's 2nd greatest idiot coming behind George Bush --CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 17:35, June 13, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. The article is a mish-mash of Untrue and Ramble. When it gets to anything based on real life (Romney's anti-abortion rhetoric and his Mormonism), it reads as though intended more to ridicule than amuse, as does this nomination. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:34 13-Jun-16



Score: 2 1
Nomination: CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 16:14, June 6, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. While this article may be about bullshit, its style and humor aren't. --CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 16:14, June 6, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:02, June 30, 2016 (UTC)
  3. For. Worth a lot of bullshit. Juku Ren (talk) 18:39, July 3, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Well-written. But not on our main page, I think. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:32 7-Jun-16


Lana Del Rey

Score: 5.5 good, long cries
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone01:14 26-May-16 01:14, May 26, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom & For. Please welcome new Uncyclopedian Kink15. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:14 26-May-16
  2. For. kink15 am I allowed to vote for my own? Is that ok? Kink15 (talk) 02:59, May 26, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Welcome Kink15, you are most certainly allowed to vote yes, an excellent article!  EStop Easy button 06:27, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
  4. For. 02:40, July 7, 2016 (UTC)
  5. For Funny stuff, Moonhead42 (talk) 07:18, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  6. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:20, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

#Symbol against vote Against. Although the article does nail her flower loving hipster fans down better than any other singer's article I've seen, like Avril Lavigne's love of neckties I get they are crack heads the first time. Also, the other singers don't have a section for every album, and no doubt she will release a few more . Bad reason. FAs can be updated if needed. Irritable of contents (talk) 04:13, July 22, 2016 (UTC)



Score: 4
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:46, May 20, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. For. Selfie For. A shortish article about an unremarkable God. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:46, May 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:55 20-May-16
  3. Symbol for vote For. I wonder why Rome chose to be represented by someone who lost so much? Irritable of contents (talk) 01:14, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Mythical fly-on-the-wall of a fairly dysfunctional family of Gods, like "The Osbornes" with daggers and cauldrons.  EStop Easy button 06:15, May 29, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

  • Don't like the bickering-quotations start. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:58 20-May-16

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