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Covfefe

Score: 4 interpretations
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone23:49 5-Jun-17 23:49, June 5, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Feature this while it's fresh! Spıke Radiomicrophone23:49 5-Jun-17
  2. For. 0-100 in 2 hours. MyOwnBadSelf (talk · stalk) 02:20, June 6, 2017 (UTC)
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:10, June 15, 2017 (UTC)
  4. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 17:38, June 15, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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HowTo:Succumb to peer pressure

Score: 0 Bullies
Nomination: EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 18:58, May 31, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 18:59, May 31, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. On the site since 2006. In addition to all the usual forms of listcruft, this one has a list of Did you know? templates, as well as a list of parenthesized voice-over wisecracks in the Intro. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:13 31-May-17

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Left-handed noseflute

Score: -1 Notes
Nomination: Starboard Travels (talk) 03:59, May 30, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. Starboard Travels (talk) 03:59, May 30, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Swell! an article about Jewland. And Arse-tusk. No, seriously, what is it about? Spıke Radiomicrophone04:06 30-May-17
  2. Against. It has some good bits, but they are tarnished by injokes, poor formatting and the use of pointless large numbers. It has a little bit of something good going on there, but it requires clean up. You should clean it up. —Oblique 04:21, May 30, 2017 (UTC)

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Ped Xing

Score: 2 pins in the pincushion
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone19:37 26-May-17 19:37, May 26, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. You have seen the ads, but you never knew the story of this franchise podiatrist. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:37 26-May-17
  2. Symbol for vote For. Does he have a brother called Yield, and a British cousin called Give Wei? MyOwnBadSelf (talk · stalk) 07:34, June 5, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Global Village

Score: 1 complex media forms
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 21:11, May 24, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. One of Sycamore's many great articles.--HolUp (talk) 21:11, May 24, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • The article neither makes a clear point (except that some visionaries are Canucks and some are Wops and pricks), not even on what the Global Village is claimed to be; nor amused me, as I was on my guard to discern what point it was trying to sell. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:24 24-May-17

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Grand Moff Tarkin

Score: 3 flag commanders into escape pods
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 09:52, May 18, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. Great article from Spike. I especially liked the part about Peter Cushing's droid replacement.--HolUp (talk) 09:52, May 18, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:19 18-May-17
  3. For. Pete.b.lane (talk) 18:34, May 18, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Score: 2
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 12:28, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. A detailed, hilarious distribute of the final Star Wars prequel. A collaborative effort between me, Irritable of contents, and some other guys whose name I've forgotten.--HolUp (talk) 12:28, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
  2. For. B. A. Beder (talk) 01:09, May 23, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Saturday Night Fever

Score: 0 trouser bulges
Nomination:  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  12:17, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Shameless Self nom & For A hilarious and superior description of a criminally overrated film.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  12:17, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Never saw the movie but I love the soundtrack (don't kill me).--HolUp (talk) 12:22, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Well put together, but needs some pruning. Pete.b.lane (talk) 18:05, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Not well put together. Intro has aimless parade of memes. Being killed in a collision with a garbage truck is typical and yet the high point. Cast and Discography are listcruft. Is there a comedy strategy? Aha, Tony pisses himself. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:24 19-May-17

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The Devil Went Down to Georgia

Score: 3
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 08:17, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. Great article, surprised it took this long before someone featured it.--HolUp (talk) 08:17, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Yes. Barely. Song lyric deconstruction by e.m.c. Spıke Radiomicrophone04:17 16-May-17
  3. For. The lyrical analysis is very well done. WeatherUnderground (talk) 00:19, May 23, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Costa Coffee

Score: 3 shots in the cup
Nomination:  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  08:34, May 13, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self nom & For A good balance of satire and absurdity.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  08:34, May 13, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. From the grounds into space. Spıke Radiomicrophone11:06 13-May-17
  3. Symbol for vote For.--HolUp (talk) 21:38, May 13, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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State of the Union address

Score: 2 tearful stories from human props
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone23:12 1-May-17 23:12, May 1, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. A thorough, and thoroughly cynical, article on the annual speech of the U.S. President. Spıke Radiomicrophone23:12 1-May-17
  2. For. Naturally, this is what we need. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 23:27, May 1, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Space Harrier

Score: 4 plasma shots to the face
Nomination:  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 11:12, April 29, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self nom and For It made me laugh.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 11:12, April 29, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. It's obscure but that doesn't mean it can't be a great article.--HolUp (talk) 20:34, May 12, 2017 (UTC)
  3. For. I brushed up on a few things. Now it's good! And no, it's not an obscure game. It's old but definitely a video game classic. WeatherUnderground (talk) 00:00, May 23, 2017 (UTC)
  4. For. Starboard Travels (talk) 04:00, May 30, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • I'm beginning to think this may be a little too obscure for the front page (sigh).  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 19:38, May 12, 2017 (UTC)
  • An arcade game from three decades ago was too obscure for me to be able to judge the article. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:59 12-May-17

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Voyager I

Score: 3
Nomination: WeatherUnderground (talk) 17:14, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For. Found this old article and gave it a few minor tweeks. The original article is straight crazy, yet it has some clever things to say about space travel and mythology. WeatherUnderground (talk) 17:16, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Loved it! I found the diagram of the spacecraft particularly informative. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 00:25, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
  3. For. B. A. Beder (talk) 01:09, May 23, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • Page (which presents Voyeur I) and this nomination were moved to avoid having the real page name be a pun for the reader to guess. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:34 21-Apr-17
  • Though it's a decent article, it feels a little half-baked to me. I think more about the space craft itself, how it looks and operates could open the flood gates to comedy goodness.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL 22:08, April 21, 2017 (UTC)
  • Wrote some more and added a silly image. Feel free to write more, but I think it's long enough now. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 13:16, April 23, 2017 (UTC)

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Golden Age Superman

Score: 2
Nomination: Irritable of contents (talk) 17:16, April 2, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. For Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster pitching Superman to their editor (Max Gaines maybe?). It won't take more than a New York minute to read thru and you won't regret it. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:16, April 2, 2017 (UTC)
  2. For. Pete.b.lane (talk) 18:17, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Saturday Night Live

Score: 3
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 21:41, March 24, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. A funny, well-written chronicle of the rise and fall of the popular sketch comedy show.--HolUp (talk) 21:41, March 24, 2017 (UTC)
  2. For. Fun stuff, especially the way it totally bashes SNL. But I must ask: Where the heck is Andy Kaufmann?! [update: Oh heck, I fixed that.] WeatherUnderground (talk) 07:52, March 28, 2017 (UTC)
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:48, April 17, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments
  • Who wrote the Intro? Donald Trump? It makes me feel I am reading a blog site, not an encyclopedia — until I bump into the Turd Humor. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:56 24-Mar-17

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All Your Base Are Belong To Us (Literary Criticism)

Score: 2
Nomination: Irritable of contents (talk) 03:17, March 16, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. A five star unreview that exemplifies how to over analyze. I'm sure there's more lenses of literary criticism to view Zero Wing from, so perhaps it's a bit premature. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:17, March 16, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Spirit of Radio MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 01:06, April 18, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Keynesianism

Score: 3 more zeros on all the banknotes
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 08:25, February 4, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. A great article from Spike.--HolUp (talk) 08:25, February 4, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. ScottPat wanted a more global outlook and contributed the section about Thatcher and Oil. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:08 7-Feb-17
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:38, May 4, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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