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All nominated articles

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Philippine Network War

Score: -2
Nomination: 112.208.202.153 10:05, April 18, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 2
  1. Against Not FA quality. --ChiefjusticePSX 10:09, April 18, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Despite being a Wacky War article, this is about something and is not horrible. But it has only niche appeal and is not a good introduction to the website. Spıke ¬ 13:30 18-Apr-14

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Death

Score: 4.5 dead things
Nomination: ChiefjusticePSX 11:47, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Nom and for. I rewrote this a while ago and put it on Pee Review, more out of hope than expectation. I thought I'd give it a whirl here in the absence of any criticism from pee review. --ChiefjusticePS2 11:47, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. 71.168.218.95 23:57, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For 96.231.40.178 16:11, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. ...and taxes. Aleister 18:43 17-4-14
  5. Symbol for vote For. Preferable to the former article, which personified Death, and which lives on under another name. Spıke ¬ 13:38 18-Apr-14
  6. For. 84.93.221.5 16:31, April 18, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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You Are Gay

Score: 3.5 gays.
Nomination: ChiefjusticeXBox 10:52, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Nom and for. I rewrote this after finding it on VFD. I'm fairly happy with the result and brief straw poll on IRC suggested it wasn't too bad. Votes, comments and suggestions welcome! --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:52, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:16, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For you are gay 139.228.133.72 10:55, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:10, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Peter Sagan

Score: 3.5 doped robots
Nomination: Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:42, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Self-nom and 4. --Snowflake mini Mattsnow
  2. Bytes on bikes Aleister 23:44 14-4-14
  3. For. Yes indeed. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 06:44, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:35, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. 71.255.140.6 12:21, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Tour de France was a feature. This one is close but not yet. Too many jokes seem to me to be telling the reader about a funny thing that really did happen in his life rather than making original jokes or humour about him. Keep going with it! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:35, April 18, 2014 (UTC)

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North African Campaign

Score: 2 African Campaigns.
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:33, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-Nom and For Thanks to the pee review from Chief I expanded this article a lot and filled it with humour. Even longer than the Wikipedia page on it! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:33, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
    Is that a plus? I proofread the first section; Mac said he had no time to proofread the rest. Maybe later. Spıke ¬ 14:13 18-Apr-14
  2. Symbol for vote For. In depth and highly educational. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:07, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Drawing

Score: 3.5
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:04, April 10, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and for Funny! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:04, April 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. Haven't read the article yet but the concept's awesome and there has obviously been put a lot of work into it! And if Anton says the page is funny, I believe him. I'd also love to know how this is going to look on the Main Page if featured. My imagination's running riot! Or maybe not. Also, one thing I don't like, that has also been highlighted in the article's talk page, are the anime-ish drawings representing the article images but that's just my personal style, I know most people like those. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, April 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. Why doesn't this have more votes?? Chiefjustice3DS 11:23, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. 117.197.109.195 06:06, April 18, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • The two main comedy concepts I think I can see here are writing an article in the style of what it is written about and parodying a typical Uncyclopedia article with the usual "porn" "Russian" "Oscar Wilde" memes. I'm afraid that I find that neither of them works that well in this article. I would actually consider re-writing it. Perhaps instead going for a theme like, "Drawing breath" or some other unexpected meaning of the word "Drawing" that catches the reader off guard. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:56, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  • It's a nice idea, but surely this 'type' of article would be better suited to one based on handwriting? As a result, weak content aside, I think it's a bit confused and lacks visual cohesion. Thumbs up for the effort though! GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  08:14, April 11, 2014 (UTC)

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Ernest Hemingway

Score: 7.5 unprintables
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:08, April 10, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 7.5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and for A great article. And a funny one. It can make you laugh. You are not laughing now. You will laugh later, when you'll be reading the article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:08, April 10, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:58, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. I laughed, therefore, I voted. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:12, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:22, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. Superb. ChiefjusticePS2 06:31, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For. I voted. For this article. 12.91.95.214 13:58, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  7. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:57, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote [unprintable]. An inviting Intro; offers more than just in-the-style-of-the-person-it's-about; even the final listcruft is well done. Spıke ¬ 13:47 18-Apr-14
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. Credits go to many original authors and to Leverage, who discovered and shaped it into what the article is now! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:10, April 10, 2014 (UTC)

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UnNews:Mean furniture hide before killing

Score: 1
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:06, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For An article based on parodying the source. Afterall what was the hidden meaning that furniture contained? Was there, amongst those soft, fluffy pillows the mind of a psychopath at work? Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:06, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:33, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. The weakest of three UnNewses that author wrote that day, its only comedy strategy is a contrived misreading of the word "mean." It doesn't read like news, for which its only defense is that the BBC source article didn't either. Spıke ¬ 13:45 18-Apr-14

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Out Run

Score: 4 more credits please Mum.
Nomination: GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Self-Nom and For It's about time this classic of the 80s was rediscovered. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  21:56, April 6, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Very good. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:36, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. ChiefjusticeGameCube 11:21, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Spıke ¬ 13:59 18-Apr-14
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • I can already see this failing to hit the heights unfortunately. Could be a bit too obscure for most, Still... GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:27, April 11, 2014 (UTC)

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Fuck the Police

Score: 2 nice helmets.
Nomination: ChiefjusticeGameBoy 15:15, April 4, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Nom and for. An absolute gem from Mhaille. I was waiting to see if there would be any more of it, but I can't help but nominate it now. --ChiefjusticePSX 15:15, April 4, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. fuck 'em ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:59, April 4, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:27, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. I enjoyed this article, and especially that it was not what I was expecting, in the same way as Question Authority. But not on the main page. Supporters may be discounting the tendency of visitors from the central US never to return if this were their first glimpse of Uncyclopedia. Am happy for Mhaille to get Hall-of-Shame credit anyway. Spıke ¬ 14:10 18-Apr-14

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Political cartoon

Score: 5
Nomination:                               Puppy's talk page12:53 pm 03 Apr 2014
For Votes: 5
  1. Stumbled across this, and the more I read it the more I liked it.                               Puppy's talk page12:53 pm 03 Apr 2014
  2. Symbol delete vote For Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:05, April 3, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:04, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. Yes! ChiefjusticePS3 07:25, April 18, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. It's a for from me! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:26, April 18, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Why?:Is Karl Sanders Fat

Score: 2
Nomination: Docile hippopotamus (talk) 08:04, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. nom and for. I am a fan of it. --Docile hippopotamus (talk) 08:10, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. Wasn't sure but a few bits made me laugh. ChiefjusticeDS 11:27, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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UnPoetia:Friendship

Score: 3.5
Nomination: Docile hippopotamus (talk) 08:04, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. nom and for. Heart-wrenching poem. --Docile hippopotamus (talk) 08:07, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. Made me chuckle. ChiefjusticeWii 12:39, March 27, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:07, March 27, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. 108.17.146.206 22:29, March 27, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Yes really! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:54, March 29, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Not really. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:39, March 25, 2014 (UTC)

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Blade Runner

Score: 2
Nomination: Docile hippopotamus (talk) 08:06, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. nom and for. Brilliant parody. --Docile hippopotamus (talk) 08:06, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:34, March 25, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Needs some heavy editing to get my vote. Too much focussed on the 'plot', which is then followed by a massive list of unfunny piffle. Needs refocussing to include references to the screenplay, production design, casting, post-production etc. There's LOADS of room for comedy.GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:23, April 11, 2014 (UTC)

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UnNews:Every American gets a raise

Score: 3 carts before the horse
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 14:03 21-Mar-14 14:03, March 21, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. A tight analysis of the modern trend of prosperity-by-decree. With narration. Spıke ¬ 14:03 21-Mar-14
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:19, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:25, March 25, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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UnNews:Massage Bugs discovered in Uganda

Score: 3 happy endings
Nomination: Aleister
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote ShelfFor When your muscles need a good squeeze, who you gonna call? Aleister 12:19 Day of the Triffids 16-3-14
  2. Symbol for vote For. Great! I love this: "All Ugandans, of course, have known about these massage bugs for thousands of years, and keep them as pets." Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:00, March 21, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:54, March 25, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Python (programming language)

Score: 3.5
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:55, March 2, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Symbol for vote Half-self-nom and for Keep calm and learn Python! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:55, March 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:36, Mar 4
  3. Symbol for vote For. Programming language on a plane Aleister 4:11 12-3=14
  4. For. 105.226.224.76 15:09, April 4, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. Created by Scantron, rewritten by me and the program is by DungeonSiegeAddict510. I hope you enjoy it! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:55, March 2, 2014 (UTC)
    Proofread it now. If you have any issues with the writing style (which might be a bit complex) or with anything else, please notify me! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:40, April 17, 2014 (UTC)


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