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Article: Absolute power

Score: -4 Powerless voters

Nominated by: Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 00:10, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
For: 4
  1. Nom/Awesome Let's see if we can gauge the intelligence of VFH... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 00:10, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. For short'n'sweet, plus I want to appear smart.-- You know what the music means... Our time is up. 00:35, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. --Docile hippopotamus 06:32, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. Useless for. Just to be different. Saberwolf116 13:03, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
Against: 8
  1. Against. Djdorama 01:10, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  08:43, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. If it corrupts absolutely, how come I can still read it? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:25, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote NO! muahahahaha, now its MY turn; payback time, ABSOLOOT PAWAAR! muahahahaha... Ok, done. Mahm00shA 09:46, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against. IronLung 12:09, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against.. If this goes up - Hello to lots of white space. --Romartus 13:48, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
  7. Fail. Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:15, Apr 22
  8. Symbol against vote Against.. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:14, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
  • "Knock Knock".--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  00:55, 22 April 2009


    • "Who's There"
      • "Absolute Power"
        • "Absolute power who?"
          • Absolute power corrupts absolutely is a quotation by John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton (1834–1902).The correct quote is "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men." So, If I wrote an article titled "A stitch in time" and have some loose representation of "saves nine" on the otherwise blank page I guess I'd be testing how stupid and easily amused our readership is. Basically a For vote here means that you need to stop playing that fucking video game and start learning something about the world.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  08:43, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
            • Aww you blew the joke. Eh, other stubs have been nominated before. Anyway, no way in a million years would this get featured. It doesn't mention poo once. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 09:52, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
              • I say "poopy" all the time, and you never feature me! Waa! Is my poopy not good enough for you? Poopy. (There. I'm done saying that. Poopy.) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:11, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
                • Symbol for vote For..--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  10:13, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
                • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. your poopy needs moar penis Mahm00shA 10:19, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
  • It is in my absolute power to abstain. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:34, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
  • As soon as this fails VFH I'm putting it on VFD. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:14, 22 Apr


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