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A pizza a day keeps the doctor away (history, logs)

Article: A pizza a day keeps the doctor away

Score: -3 unemployed doctors

Nominated by: President Barack Obama
For: 2.5
  1. I wrote this and then someone reviewed it. Rahm likes it. So I'll try for a feature story. Thank you everyone for helping. President Barack Obama 13:21 March 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Funny, and just as unprovable as apples keeping the doctor away. 15:14, March 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote A vote for President Barack Obama. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:30, 16 March 2011
Against: 5.5
  1. Against. An attempt at the surreal is always welcome but this doesn't work as a feature to me. It just seems random. I blame the topping and base. Sorry. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:16, March 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. So the pizza bit is just a coincidence, is it? It's about garlic and doctors, mostly, and indeed, a lot seems quite random. Add to that formatting issues, a complete lack of voicing, and bits that just don't make sense, really doesn't seem ready. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:44, 16 March 2011
  3. Against. Not featurable in my opinion Jackofspades (talk) 22:30, March 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Against. This has some potential but its not quite there yet. 15:15, March 17, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Against. ~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:54, March 17, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Against. Needs some more work. ChiefjusticePSX 15:58, March 17, 2011 (UTC)
  1. People voted for the story. That feels nice. Like winning Iowa, or even that time I had a kid with Michelle. I don't know what Roman means about topping and base. Do you mean the garlic as a topping? President Barack Obama 16:41 March 16, 2011 (UTC)
    Well Mr President, considering the quality of your previous works The Audacity of Hope, the pressures of the job are scrambling your narratives. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:48, March 17, 2011 (UTC)


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