Everybody who works here knows that the primary purpose of Uncyclopedia is not to make jokes, oh no. It is to to help our poor, downtrodden fellow adolescent Uncyclopedians with their deep-set problems. Refreshingly, here is a touching article that meets the crying Uncyclopedian-adolescent need in a way no article has since HowTo:Kill Your Sysop Parents. So I'm voting for this because it is--wait for it--A Very Special Article. (Pee Reviewed by FatherALDEN LOVESHADE???(confessions) ) 03:06, August 12, 2018 (UTC)
In spite of this nomination being called "A Very Special Article (2)," this is the first time this article has been nominated. An earlier article by the same name was apparently nominated and then huffed, meaning we have a new Most Wanted Unhuffing editor. TyrophileALDEN LOVESHADE???(Also I like cheese) 03:24, August 12, 2018 (UTC)
Recuse. Due to persistent rumors that I have been sleeping with the article's primary editor, I cannot in good conscience vote for or against it. But I will say that I am grateful to Alden Loveshade for writing the pee review.—GINA Is Not an Acronym (talk) 03:34, August 12, 2018 (UTC)
It is perfectly acceptable here to vote for an article for which you slept with the primary editor (or even one you wrote yourself). If it wasn't, some of us couldn't vote for hardly anything. TyrophileALDEN LOVESHADE???(Also I like cheese) 03:40, August 12, 2018 (UTC)
Featured. Specially for you RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:19, September 15, 2018 (UTC) This article has passed VFH and was featured on 15 September 2018. This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.