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A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment (history, logs) (feature) (remove)

Article: A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment	Score: -1
Nominated by:	—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:45, 21 October 2011
For: 3	Holy Cthulhu on a stick! If you haven't read this article yet, you're really missing out on life. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:45, 21 October 2011 For. Well done! ShabiDOO 14:51, October 21, 2011 (UTC) For. Mattsnow 07:04, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 4	You probably saw this coming as well. 1234 ~ 15:35, 21 October 2011 Yup, I did. Not that that makes it any clearer why you're voting against, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:38, 21 October 2011 Because I saw the contents coming and wasn't amused. It is what it is. 1234 ~ 04:27, 24 October 2011 Nikau's got excellent points. T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:58, October 21, 2011 (UTC) Against. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:05, October 22, 2011 (UTC) Against. Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 11:29, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. For some reason it wouldn't let me nom it under its full title. Grrr... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:45, 21 October 2011 Comment. I was somewhat disappointed with this, the moment I opened it I could see that ending coming. There is such a range of humour that this could have taken but it went for the most painfully obvious punchline. You could have written overblown scientific explainations for a range of things that it is obvious not to dickify and built up to the alien thing at the end. There is such range that wasn't used. And not enough Aliens references. Nikau 15:24, October 21, 2011 (UTC) well, this started out as a rewrite of an article on VFD that was one long shitty list, and I wanted to avoid lists, funny or not, where possible. Sure, the punchline's obvious. Then again, it's a worm with strangely attractive orifices. What else would you do with it, invite its family over and then cook dinner? As for Aliens...I was thinking more along the lines of the sand-worms from Dune. This monster isn't a rapacious killing machine, it's just an inert slime-wad that really really dislikes being poked.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Oct 23 '11 9:42 (UTC) Footnotes

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