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A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment (history, logs)

Article: A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment

Score: 5.5 users perplexed by the abundance of tight spots to place thou member within

Nominated by: Aleister
For: 12
  1. PurpleDickVote Boner. And on the sixth day God created satire, and He saw that it was good. And on the seventh day he rested, and is still resting but has stirred a bit upon reading this language-driven page by, dare I spell his whole name, Bizzeebeever, a man comfortably possessed by the fictional writing spirits of Caruso and Sawyer. May his member always be full! Aleister 19:14 18decemb12
  2. For.Well yes of course. This appears to be a work of rare genius. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:14, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. Pfffff! Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:03, Dec 19
  4. For. SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 12:07, December 19, 2012 (UTC)
  5. World needs more dicks. Also SPIKE how come you are still on this site if you disagree with everything it stands for. Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:10, December 20, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Zyniker (talk) 12:22, December 21, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. im choking from laughter POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 15:28, December 26, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:29, 26 December 2012
  9. For. ChiefjusticeXBox 08:33, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
  10. For - Wild sci-fi dick stuff. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 09:11, Jan. 2, 2013
  11. For Interesting. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 10:08, 2 January, 2013 (UTC)
  12. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:03, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
Against: 6.5
  1. Against. Why am I seeing so many articles lately about penises being inserted into things? Murder Frog Dull interest wanes. 06:50, December 19, 2012 (UTC)
    Because they can. Aleister 11:22 19decemb12
  2. Symbol against vote Not on the main page. Deliberately turgid pseudo-science will baffle the drive-by visitor even if the deliberately overlong title didn't fill the page completely. Spıke Ѧ 14:03 19-Dec-12
    True. No one ever comes to Uncyclopedia looking for humor. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Dec 19 '12 16:52 (UTC)
    The good news is that SPIKE described pretty concisely what makes this article work in the first place --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:11, December 20, 2012 (UTC)
    No no no you are utterly missing his point. The average octogenarian who contributes to Wikipedia would be hopelessly confused by an article about alien parasites. Because alien parasites do not exist. It is of the utmost importance that we maintain the illusion that we are an actual encyclopedia. And such. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Dec 20 '12 14:33 (UTC)
  3. Against. dont think its front page material. FAKEHATER NuclearTrefoil spam me 17:21, December 21, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Against. Prätt Körp (talk) 04:52, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Against. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:11, January 19, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against. Where os the funny? 06:53, January 20, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Against. per above. Mn-z 07:11, January 20, 2013 (UTC)
  • Abstain. Found it a bit hard going and the pay off hysteria at the end...a bit of an overworked way to conclude an article. Can't fault it for effort but not able to go positive here. Sorry Read it again. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:14, December 21, 2012 (UTC)
  • Comment. TKF can you knock off the personal stuff again or do you want me to post a link to your archives where Guildensternenstein said it far better than anyone else? LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:19, December 21, 2012 (UTC)
    If you're talking about that Youtube video, that was a man having a breakdown on the internet. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:16, December 21, 2012 (UTC)
    Haha. Guildy has talents but I've Got The Killer Froggy Blues was...well not picked up and turned into a hit. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:04, December 21, 2012 (UTC)
    This isn't personal because no one's shown their face yet. And this isn't the same as my "beef" (lol) with Guildy because that was completely unfounded. Having edited this site with SPIKE for several overlapping years, I have determined that, while he is an adequate writer and a very well spoken and even keeled individual, his opinions about comedy are absolutely toxic to Uncyclopedia. His talents are best used elsewhere. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 09:38, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
    I think this is personal TKF. You are 'asking' another writer to leave on the grounds their work is 'toxic' to this website. As far as I know, that isn't something you can decide even as an admin/bureaucrat. A user's actions - sock puppetry, drama creator and the 'Goodbye Cruel Wiki' line - have been used to ban another contributor for a length of time and I am sure there are other examples. As SPIKE"s works have been legitimately featured by the rules here, then to complain about another writer contributing articles that you personally don't like strikes me as petty. There have been plenty of articles here that I personally have not favoured but I haven't asked/demanded the author to leave as I understand Uncyclopedia is a broadly based wiki with a wide range of humour. That even goes for this which remains because it had enough votes to stay here. No longer. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:10, December 24, 2012 (UTC)


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