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9-11 according to a 5 year old (history, logs)

Article: 9-11 according to a 5 year old

Score: -2.5

Nominated by: Mindnight64 Mindnightmchead 18:52, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
For: 1.5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. Great article. The (intentionally) incorrect spelling makes it all the better. Take the line "they wont let me take my snappl on the plane becus they think its a bomb so a month ago wen i went on vacashun i said its a snappl ar yu so stupid its not a bomb," what's not to love about that? Mindnight64 Mindnightmchead 18:52, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
    What is a snappl? Is it apple spelt badly? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:06, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
    A snappl is "snapple" spelled badly. Mindnight64 Mindnightmchead 20:21, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
    And Snapple is a beverage presumably not available in ScottPat's England. Spıke ¬ 20:23 22-May-13
    Spike's right. Fraid to say that we don't have snapple in our country. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:36, May 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. For. 74.96.204.183 21:44, May 24, 2013 (UTC)
Against: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Against. (1) This is a 2-year-old article about a 12-year-old event. (2) Vandalism-quality articles, even if that is the article's goal, ought not be our first (main-page) contact with new readers. (3) This article does a better job of calling attention to the author than making me laugh. If this is nominator's first exposure to "alternate viewpoint" articles, keep browsing the site: We have much better ones than this. Spıke ¬ 19:48 22-May-13
    Though I don't think the age of an article matters too much, your other points are good. Thanks for the feedback. Mindnight64 Mindnightmchead 20:16, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
    Conceded, but I see lots of good new stuff being written and favor it for featuring. Spıke ¬ 20:23 22-May-13
  2. Symbol against vote Against. I'm dreadfully sorry but it's not encyclopedic enough and the title wouldn't be found on wikipedia. How about moving it to a HowTo article. Like HowTo:Teach 9/11 to a two year old? Sorry. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:09, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Against. Reads more like an internet troll than a five year old. TheDarthMoogle (talk) 08:07, May 23, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote Against. Oh, dear God. THE SPELLING! I think I need to have a lie down now. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:13, May 24, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • This should be nommed closer to September 11th, to make it more timely. I think there are a few too many misspellings for this article to be very readable. We have featured articles that are not strictly "encyclopedic" before because they made up for it with humor, but I'm not sure that this article is there yet. It is a good article, but not sure it's featureworthy. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:21, May 22, 2013 (UTC)

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