Nom and For. Great article. The (intentionally) incorrect spelling makes it all the better. Take the line "they wont let me take my snappl on the plane becus they think its a bomb so a month ago wen i went on vacashun i said its a snappl ar yu so stupid its not a bomb," what's not to love about that? Mindnight64 18:52, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
Against. (1) This is a 2-year-old article about a 12-year-old event. (2) Vandalism-quality articles, even if that is the article's goal, ought not be our first (main-page) contact with new readers. (3) This article does a better job of calling attention to the author than making me laugh. If this is nominator's first exposure to "alternate viewpoint" articles, keep browsing the site: We have much better ones than this. SpıkeѦ 19:48 22-May-13
Though I don't think the age of an article matters too much, your other points are good. Thanks for the feedback. Mindnight64 20:16, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
Conceded, but I see lots of good new stuff being written and favor it for featuring. SpıkeѦ 20:23 22-May-13
Against. I'm dreadfully sorry but it's not encyclopedic enough and the title wouldn't be found on wikipedia. How about moving it to a HowTo article. Like HowTo:Teach 9/11 to a two year old? Sorry. SirScottPat (talk) VFHUnSNotMWotMWotY 20:09, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
Against. Reads more like an internet troll than a five year old. TheDarthMoogle (talk) 08:07, May 23, 2013 (UTC)
This should be nommed closer to September 11th, to make it more timely. I think there are a few too many misspellings for this article to be very readable. We have featured articles that are not strictly "encyclopedic" before because they made up for it with humor, but I'm not sure that this article is there yet. It is a good article, but not sure it's featureworthy. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN)Talk here. 20:21, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
The nomination was not successful. low vfh health -- Simsilikesims(♀UN)Talk here. This article did not pass VFH and was removed on 21:43, May 24, 2013 (UTC). This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.