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3.06 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Carly Fiorina (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 4 February 2016sm=d Romartus Before she disappears
1. HowTo:Dine at a fancy restaurant (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 29 January 2016sm=d Romartus I'll pick up the tab
2. The Communist Manifesto (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 21 January 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
3. UnScripts:Mad Max: Fury Road (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 15 January 2016sm=d Romartus Let's get this on the road!
4. Tax (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 January 2016sm=d Romartus Your vote is due
5. Stockbroker (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 31 December 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
6. Color guard (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 25 December 2015sm=d Simsilikesims Have a colorful holiday
7. College kid (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 18 December 2015sm=d Romartus
8. Ben Carson (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 11 December 2015sm=d Romartus
9. Bass guitar (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 4 December 2015sm=d Romartus Throbbin' bass line.
10. California (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 27 November 2015sm=d Romartus California dreaming
11. British ski jumpers (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 22 November 2015sm=d Romartus
12. The Jackson 5 (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 13 November 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
13. Holy Roman Empire (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 7 November 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
14. Suit (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 29 October 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
15. Labour Party (UK) (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 26 October 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
16. The Joy of Painting (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 25 October 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
17. Sex change (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 23 October 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
18. Video game (nomination page) 6 ( 8 / 2 )sm=n 15 October 2015sm=d Simsilikesims
19. Bee (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 9 October 2015sm=d Spike An article that will give you a buzz
20. Hillsdale College (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 3 October 2015sm=d Romartus
21. Uncyclopedia (nomination page) 6 ( 11 / 5 )sm=n 26 September 2015sm=d Romartus
22. Teleology (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 19 September 2015sm=d Romartus Latest winner
23. Arthur (show) (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 11 September 2015sm=d Romartus
24. HowTo:Fix a computer (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 4 September 2015sm=d Romartus Voting reformatted. It's a feature
25. Box-spring (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 27 August 2015sm=d Romartus Sprang to a feature
26. Warranty (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 20 August 2015sm=d Romartus Check below the dotted line
27. Noble gases (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 13 August 2015sm=d Romartus Open the taps
28. First-past-the-post voting (nomination page) 6 ( 7 / 1 )sm=n 1 August 2015sm=d Spike A primary candidate for featuring
29. Colloquialism (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 1 August 2015sm=d Romartus In a manner of speaking
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All nominated articles

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HowTo:Drive your car out of a lake

Score: 5.5
Nomination:
For Votes: 5.5
  1. Self-nom and For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 06:45, January 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Thanks a bunch! I could have really done with this information a month ago.  EStop Easy button 11:19, January 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Love it. It's brilliant. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 12:43, January 21, 2016 (UTC)
  4. For. 31.51.211.201 20:33, January 23, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Useful information for all. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:25 23-Jan-16
  6. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:17, January 29, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Community

Score: 2 agitators and activists
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone14:40 18-Jan-16 14:40, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. A page I've wanted to do for a long time to ridicule manipulation by appeal to our desire to be members of the herd, covering everything from politics to website forks. EStop got me off the dime and added fashion magazines and basement deviancy. We'll split the loot if featured. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:40 18-Jan-16
  2. Symbol for vote For. A bit of self fun-poking, as modern human beings.  EStop Easy button 23:41, January 19, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Miranda warning

Score: 3 court-appointed lawyers
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone16:39 10-Jan-16 16:39, January 10, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. A new article about the American ritual of coddling criminals. (There are equivalents in other countries, though not in Starfleet.) Spıke Radiomicrophone16:39 10-Jan-16
  2. Symbol for vote For. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:55, January 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Funny and informative.  EStop Easy button 09:48, January 18, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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The Great Spider Owl

Score: 2 Entomological Life-cycle Faunas
Nomination: Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 08:09, December 14, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for. A surprisingly convincing conspiracy theory that there is more to Santa Claus than the government wants you to know. Hoping to get this featured with just the right timing for the holidays. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 08:09, December 14, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Maybe before next Christmas holidays? SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:50, January 16, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Harrogate

Score: 3 re-mortgaged portfolio properties
Nomination:  EStop Easy button 14:53, December 11, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For and self nom Picked up from ICU as the generic "chav-tastic" home-town article, this re-write of my old home-town hopefully brings a bit of balance!  EStop Easy button 14:53, December 11, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Towers above our usual English-town chavcruft. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:20 11-Dec-15
  3. Symbol for vote For. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:49, January 16, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Nobel Peace Prize

Score: 3 lurches toward eternal armistice
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone15:39 8-Dec-15 15:39, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. A collaboration with Anton199. The right way to do lists. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:39 8-Dec-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. Brilliant article!  EStop Easy button 12:08, December 11, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:46, January 16, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Babar

Score: 3 policy reversals
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone12:03 5-Dec-15 12:03, December 5, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Bet you didn't know that this lovable elephant statesman was a furry House Manager in the impeachment of Bill Clinton. A recent save off VFD. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:03 5-Dec-15
  2. Symbol for vote For. A well written and funny potted history of the elephant that forgot the saying "What goes on tour, stays on tour".  EStop Easy button 12:06, December 11, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:48, January 16, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Democracy

Score: 1
Nomination:
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom and Symbol for vote For.. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:43, November 13, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Off the wall and very humerous, a fun read!  EStop Easy button 11:59, November 22, 2015 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. For such a huge subject with a great core of real-world anachronisms, this falls far short of what I would like to see. Great points on Athenian and English birth of democracy, but opening quotes, a whoops to a inferior article, and significant lack of expansion to current democratic voting on Federal or international levels. Where is the description on how a collegiate or preferential ministerial voting system means the presidential/prime ministerial candidate can win with a minority vote? The issues with compulsory vs voluntary voting? The election bias by media? I think Churchill said something like "Democracy is a crappy system, but it'll do until we get something better." (Paraphrased.) Let's hold off on featuring an average effort over a potential fantastic one. (Tl;dr: I didn't like it.) The previous edit was signed by PuppyOnTheRadio, but he is too lazy to create a signature yet. 08:57 pm 22 Nov 2015
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