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# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Millennials (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 8 August 2018sm=d Romartus Millennials pass go
1. Comparative evaluation of the indirect immunoperoxidase test for the serodiagnosis of rickettsial disease (nomination page) 6 ( 10 / 4 )sm=n 30 July 2018sm=d Romartus
2. Style (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 17 July 2018sm=d Romartus In style for a feature
3. Evil laboratory (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 10 July 2018sm=d Romartus Let the experiments begin!
4. Robot Sex (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 2 July 2018sm=d Alden Loveshade Robotic Sex
5. Preteen (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 26 June 2018sm=d Romartus Teen-time
6. Cyclops (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 20 June 2018sm=d Romartus The Eyes have it...
7. Gul Dukat (nomination page) 4 ( 5 / 1 )sm=n 14 June 2018sm=d Alden Loveshade Go Gul
8. Mark Zuckerberg (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 6 June 2018sm=d Romartus Let's save the world
9. Zeppelin (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 31 May 2018sm=d Atomicdragon136 Try this
10. Violet Jessop (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 19 May 2018sm=d Simsilikesims Lucky feature
11. Friedrich Nietzsche (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 6 May 2018sm=d Romartus Serious content
12. Uzbekistan (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 24 April 2018sm=d Romartus
13. Canadians (nomination page) 10 ( 11 / 1 )sm=n 12 April 2018sm=d Romartus Fills the quota
14. Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid (nomination page) 3 ( 4 / 1 )sm=n 31 March 2018sm=d Romartus Featured
15. Brave New World (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 20 March 2018sm=d Romartus
16. The Beatles: Ringo Needs Some Money (nomination page) 1.5 ( 4.5 / 3 )sm=n 3 March 2018sm=d Romartus Article was edited after nom. Greatly improved.
17. Nero (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 16 February 2018sm=d Romartus Let the fiddlin' start!
18. Star Wars: Clone Wars (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 7 February 2018sm=d Simsilikesims
19. Edward Hopper (nomination page) 4.5 ( 4.5 / 0 )sm=n 27 January 2018sm=d Simsilikesims Paint the main page!
20. Osmosis Jones (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 14 January 2018sm=d Romartus
21. Cars 2 (nomination page) 4.5 ( 4.5 / 0 )sm=n 31 December 2017sm=d 50.232.229.28 Brmmm..brmmmm
22. Empire State Building (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 22 December 2017sm=d Simsilikesims Let the ball drop!
23. Hayden Christensen (nomination page) 3.5 ( 4 / 0.5 )sm=n 10 December 2017sm=d 50.203.254.196 Bring on the bad acting!
24. How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (nomination page) 4.5 ( 4.5 / 0 )sm=n 30 November 2017sm=d 50.203.254.196 Holiday feature
25. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 18 November 2017sm=d Romartus Featured plotholes
26. British Invasion (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 9 November 2017sm=d Simsilikesims VFH invasion
27. Joseph Stalin (nomination page) 4.5 ( 4.5 / 0 )sm=n 3 November 2017sm=d 50.203.254.196 Order of Stalin
28. Secret Governmental Report Number 244212 (nomination page) 8.5 ( 13 / 4.5 )sm=n 27 October 2017sm=d 50.203.254.196 Passed quota
29. Ped Xing (nomination page) 4 ( 5 / 1 )sm=n 20 October 2017sm=d Romartus Featured
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A Very Special Article

Score: 4 Special Uncyclopedians who especially care about special Uncyclopedians
Nomination: Alden Loveshade (talk) 03:06, August 12, 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Everybody who works here knows that the primary purpose of Uncyclopedia is not to make jokes, oh no. It is to to help our poor, downtrodden fellow adolescent Uncyclopedians with their deep-set problems. Refreshingly, here is a touching article that meets the crying Uncyclopedian-adolescent need in a way no article has since HowTo:Kill Your Sysop Parents. So I'm voting for this because it is--wait for it--A Very Special Article. (Pee Reviewed by Compassrose Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions) ) 03:06, August 12, 2018 (UTC)
  2. I've never seen a very special episode, but I think this is a good parody of them. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 19:49 12 August 2018
  3. Now it's a very special four-way tie. :) AdminBadge DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:40, August 13, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. I laughed, I cried, it became a part of my life. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 01:37, August 14, 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • In spite of this nomination being called "A Very Special Article (2)," this is the first time this article has been nominated. An earlier article by the same name was apparently nominated and then huffed, meaning we have a new Most Wanted Unhuffing editor. Compassrose Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  03:24, August 12, 2018 (UTC)
  • Recuse. Due to persistent rumors that I have been sleeping with the article's primary editor, I cannot in good conscience vote for or against it. But I will say that I am grateful to Alden Loveshade for writing the pee review.—GINA Is Not an Acronym (talk) 03:34, August 12, 2018 (UTC)
  • It is perfectly acceptable here to vote for an article for which you slept with the primary editor (or even one you wrote yourself). If it wasn't, some of us couldn't vote for hardly anything. Compassrose Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  03:40, August 12, 2018 (UTC)

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FM

Score: 3 People who listen to radio
Nomination: GINA Is Not an Acronym (talk) 19:12, August 9, 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. nom and Symbol for vote For. This article is quintessentially a satire of the encyclopedia format. If this article does not become a featured article, I will throw down my rubber gloves and go back to editing Wikipedia. The preceding unsigned comment was added by GINA Is Not an Acronym (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol for vote For. The Spork Princess of Unhuffing Most Wanted Articles strikes again! This one sounds like a mashup of half a dozen articles, and reads more like Wikipedia than Wikipedia, but in a very twisted way. Also my radio told me to vote for. Compassrose Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  20:44, August 9, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. My aluminum foil hat slipped off. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 22:18, August 9, 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • GINA Is Not an Acronym Pee Reviewed this for me. Thanks GINA! AdminBadge DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:17, August 9, 2018 (UTC)
  • I think this is very good. But my English is good but not perfect, so I do not think I should vote because it is complex for me. Lanardos (talk) 19:14, August 10, 2018 (UTC)

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Mel Gibbon

Score: 4 People who like ape movies
Nomination: Alden Loveshade (talk) 02:07, August 9, 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote For. In this day and age when the last two American presidents have been compared to non-human primates, it is apropos to American foreign relations to call an Australian-American actor a gibbon. And while I'll confess to crappily editing the images with the recurring Mel Gibson head, don't blame me for the article (which was Pee Reviewed)--blame the Princess of Sporking Articles Previously Huffed Miley Spears. Compassrose Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  02:15, August 9, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Been waiting for its release into the wild. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 22:22, August 9, 2018 (UTC)
  3. This is very funny. I liked "Hasta el Último Hombre." You could link to this. scientificamerican.com/article/argentina-grants-an-orangutan-human-like-rights/ It said I should not link so I took that off. Lanardos (talk) 19:22, August 10, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Let the ape escape. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:35, August 16, 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • This is Mel Gibbon, not Mel Gibson. Some people posted they were uncomfortable thinking Mel Gibson was really a gibbon, so this shows that Mel Gibbon is really a Gibson. Or something. Compassrose Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  16:16, August 9, 2018 (UTC)
  • If this vote were about the "Early life" section only, I would give it my most enthusiastic "for". That section is comedy gold! The preceding unsigned comment was added by GINA Is Not an Acronym (talk • contribs)
  • I know I can be, but I don't really want to be the deciding vote for on my own article. :) AdminBadge DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:37, August 13, 2018 (UTC)

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Deep State

Score: 4
Nomination: Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 10:45, July 16, 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. nom and Symbol for vote For. Your dose of sunny summer paranoia. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 10:45, July 16, 2018 (UTC
  2. I think this is a funny conspiracy. Lanardos (talk) 19:07, August 10, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Two conspiracy articles for VFH at the same time? Scary! AdminBadge DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 23:12, August 10, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:59, August 15, 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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000000000!

Score: -1
Nomination: Atomicdragon136 (talk) 12:46, July 7, 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1

Symbol against vote Against. Changed my comment below to against. AdminBadge DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:55, August 7, 2018 (UTC)

Comments

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Vocal range

Score: 0
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:59, June 26, 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Symbol for vote For. Article written back in 2011 by Void Raven. Added images and a few extra lines. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:59, June 26, 2018 (UTC)

Against Votes: 1

Symbol against vote Against. I feel some of it's really good, but there's too much random. Maybe rewrite it then feature it? AdminBadge DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:30, July 5, 2018 (UTC)

Comments

I saw I should vote, but my English is good but not perfect. So some of this I did not understand so I do not think I should vote. That is my fault. Lanardos (talk) 19:26, August 10, 2018 (UTC)

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