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2.4 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Grand Moff Tarkin (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n Error: Invalid time.sm=d Simsilikesims a grand feature
1. The Devil Went Down to Georgia (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 29 July 2017sm=d Romartus Devil may care
2. Costa Coffee (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 20 July 2017sm=d Romartus Coffee time
3. Covfefe (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 12 July 2017sm=d Romartus Next up, bigly
4. Voyager I (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 3 July 2017sm=d Romartus Set course to the heart of the sun
5. Space Harrier (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 26 June 2017sm=d Romartus Up Up and Away
6. Billy Joel (nomination page) 4 ( 6 / 2 )sm=n 20 June 2017sm=d Romartus It got to 4 votes
7. Thunderbirds (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 12 June 2017sm=d Simsilikesims
8. Galaxy (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 4 June 2017sm=d Simsilikesims
9. John Brown (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 27 May 2017sm=d Romartus His soul goes marchin' on?
10. Howard the Duck (film) (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 17 May 2017sm=d Romartus If it quacks...
11. Air Training Corps (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 8 May 2017sm=d Romartus Up up and away
12. Caffè Nero (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 1 May 2017sm=d Romartus Tap Water tastes better
13. Horatio Nelson (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 24 April 2017sm=d Romartus Hello sailor
14. Dog (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 16 April 2017sm=d Romartus Woof
15. Rick Perry (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 3 April 2017sm=d Romartus
16. Cherry (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 28 March 2017sm=d Romartus Popped!
17. Neu! (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 21 March 2017sm=d Romartus In with the Neu
18. Liberal media (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 12 March 2017sm=d Simsilikesims Looks like the conservative media wins this one
19. Abbey Road (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 4 March 2017sm=d Simsilikesims Drive this to the front page, 4-0
20. Shanty town (nomination page) 6 ( 10 / 4 )sm=n 24 February 2017sm=d Romartus
21. Arthur C. Clarke (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 15 February 2017sm=d Romartus 2001 and beyond
22. Amarillo, Texas (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 7 February 2017sm=d Simsilikesims
23. Rules of baseball (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 31 January 2017sm=d Romartus Home run
24. Tony the Tiger (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 22 January 2017sm=d Romartus He's greaaaat
25. Trump Tower (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 12 January 2017sm=d Spike Towering above the rest.
26. Marie Antoinette (nomination page) 4 ( 5 / 1 )sm=n 3 January 2017sm=d Simsilikesims
27. Captain's log (nomination page) 6.5 ( 18.5 / 12 )sm=n 25 December 2016sm=d Romartus
28. Coin (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 12 December 2016sm=d Simsilikesims Change can be good. Especially spare change.
29. Georges Danton (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 2 December 2016sm=d Simsilikesims A revolutionary feature!
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All nominated articles

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Need For Speed

Score: 1 Burnouts
Nomination: Starboard Travels (talk) 01:15, July 31, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. I liked it. Starboard Travels (talk) 01:15, July 31, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Kinder egg

Score: 2
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:01, July 26, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. For. Nigel Scribbler makes an entrance on Uncyclopedia with something very eggy LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:02, July 26, 2017 (UTC)
  2. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 17:08, August 1, 2017 (UTC)
  3. For. No shame. Nigel Scribbler (talk) 03:19, August 2, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Lipstick

Score: 1
Nomination: May your soul rest in peace. 17:49, July 7, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1

Well, goth!

  1. For. Self-voting! May your soul rest in peace. 18:25, July 8, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

I like it in black.

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HowTo:Succumb to peer pressure

Score: 0 Bullies
Nomination: EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 18:58, May 31, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. For. EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 18:59, May 31, 2017 (UTC)
  2. For. Unpineapple666 (talk) 07:51, July 18, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. On the site since 2006. In addition to all the usual forms of listcruft, this one has a list of Did you know? templates, as well as a list of parenthesized voice-over wisecracks in the Intro. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:13 31-May-17
  2. Against. I agree Starboard Travels (talk) 01:17, July 31, 2017 (UTC)

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Ped Xing

Score: 1 pins in the pincushion
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone19:37 26-May-17 19:37, May 26, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. You have seen the ads, but you never knew the story of this franchise podiatrist. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:37 26-May-17
  2. Symbol for vote For. Does he have a brother called Yield, and a British cousin called Give Wei? MyOwnBadSelf (talk · stalk) 07:34, June 5, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. I came back here just to vote against on this, and I am not disappointed. It was so worth it! Would vote against again. Very fast shipping. Imrealized (talk) 04:05, August 9, 2017 (UTC)

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Global Village

Score: 1 complex media forms
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 21:11, May 24, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. One of Sycamore's many great articles.--HolUp (talk) 21:11, May 24, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • The article neither makes a clear point (except that some visionaries are Canucks and some are Wops and pricks), not even on what the Global Village is claimed to be; nor amused me, as I was on my guard to discern what point it was trying to sell. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:24 24-May-17

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Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Score: 3
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 12:28, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote For. A detailed, hilarious distribute of the final Star Wars prequel. A collaborative effort between me, Irritable of contents, and some other guys whose name I've forgotten.--HolUp (talk) 12:28, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
  2. For. B. A. Beder (talk) 01:09, May 23, 2017 (UTC)
  3. For. I didn't feel it was quite ready before, but now it's there. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:44, August 2, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Saturday Night Fever

Score: 0 trouser bulges
Nomination:  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  12:17, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Shameless Self nom & For A hilarious and superior description of a criminally overrated film.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  12:17, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Never saw the movie but I love the soundtrack (don't kill me).--HolUp (talk) 12:22, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Well put together, but needs some pruning. Pete.b.lane (talk) 18:05, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Not well put together. Intro has aimless parade of memes. Being killed in a collision with a garbage truck is typical and yet the high point. Cast and Discography are listcruft. Is there a comedy strategy? Aha, Tony pisses himself. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:24 19-May-17

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State of the Union address

Score: 3 tearful stories from human props
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone23:12 1-May-17 23:12, May 1, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. A thorough, and thoroughly cynical, article on the annual speech of the U.S. President. Spıke Radiomicrophone23:12 1-May-17
  2. For. Naturally, this is what we need. MyOwnBadSelf (talk) 23:27, May 1, 2017 (UTC)
  3. For. A great article. Starboard Travels (talk) 01:17, July 31, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Golden Age Superman

Score: 2
Nomination: Irritable of contents (talk) 17:16, April 2, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. For Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster pitching Superman to their editor (Max Gaines maybe?). It won't take more than a New York minute to read thru and you won't regret it. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:16, April 2, 2017 (UTC)
  2. For. Pete.b.lane (talk) 18:17, May 15, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes


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