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3.05 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Trump Tower (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 12 January 2017sm=d Simsilikesims Towering above the rest.
1. Marie Antoinette (nomination page) 4 ( 5 / 1 )sm=n 3 January 2017sm=d Simsilikesims
2. Captain's log (nomination page) 6.5 ( 18.5 / 12 )sm=n 25 December 2016sm=d Romartus
3. Coin (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 12 December 2016sm=d Simsilikesims Change can be good. Especially spare change.
4. Georges Danton (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 2 December 2016sm=d Simsilikesims A revolutionary feature!
5. Chuck Taylor (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 24 November 2016sm=d Romartus 'Taylored' for featuring.
6. Metadata (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 17 November 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
7. Roger Waters (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 10 November 2016sm=d Simsilikesims Fly me to the Dark Side of the Moon
8. HowTo:Live with UC (nomination page) 6 ( 10 / 4 )sm=n 1 November 2016sm=d Romartus
9. Worcester, England (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 24 October 2016sm=d Simsilikesims A very saucy town
10. Ferocious Flesh-Eating Feet (nomination page) 6.5 ( 9.5 / 3 )sm=n 16 October 2016sm=d Romartus Those feet were made for eating
11. HowTo:Get super powers (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 October 2016sm=d Romartus Up, up any away!
12. Leftism (nomination page) 7 ( 11 / 4 )sm=n 2 October 2016sm=d Romartus Had the votes
13. Medieval Marginalia (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 25 September 2016sm=d Romartus Marginal becomes mainstream
14. Laughter (nomination page) 6 ( 11 / 5 )sm=n 18 September 2016sm=d Spike Haha
15. Bullshit (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 10 September 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
16. Vatican City (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 3 September 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
17. Accident (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 28 August 2016sm=d Romartus This was waiting to happen
18. Manchester, New Hampshire (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 20 August 2016sm=d Romartus Welcome to New Manchester
19. Ares (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 14 August 2016sm=d Spike Unleash the God of War
20. Whales (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 7 August 2016sm=d Romartus There she blows!
21. Courtney Love (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 31 July 2016sm=d Romartus Meet me in the garage with a loaded shotgun
22. Lana Del Rey (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 24 July 2016sm=d Romartus Featured
23. Fortune cookie (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 17 July 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
24. Brexit (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 9 July 2016sm=d Simsilikesims
25. Whore: A Retrospective (nomination page) 10 ( 14 / 4 )sm=n 3 July 2016sm=d Romartus It has the votes
26. Super-delegate (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 24 June 2016sm=d Romartus Nominated
27. Tom Waits (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 18 June 2016sm=d Romartus The piano has been drinking
28. Why?:I'm In court, Mum (nomination page) 8 ( 15 / 7 )sm=n 11 June 2016sm=d Romartus Has enough votes to get past the current quota
29. Autism (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 3 June 2016sm=d 216.54.213.66 Medically approved
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Votes for Highlight page. To nominate an article, type the name into the box below and follow the directions.
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All nominated articles

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Cyberchase

Score: 1
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 09:01, January 10, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. An excellent article, though I can't help but think PerfumeRepair was going to add more to the article but never got around to it.--HolUp (talk) 09:01, January 10, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • For those born in the mid 90s (that's me), this article might bring back some good memories. Anyone older or younger than that will be confused about the subject material, heh.--HolUp (talk) 09:01, January 10, 2017 (UTC)
    Strikes me that PerfumeRepair watched one episode and wrote a wisecracking blog. I haven't watched the show but don't see much of a comedy strategy here. Stereotyping in the Intro ("token" vs "farmboy") falls flat. Nominator mentions two good reasons not to feature it. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:54 10-Jan-17

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Abbey Road

Score: 2
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 22:52, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. A fantastic parody of the popular Beatles album.--HolUp (talk) 22:52, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Concur.  EStop Easy button 09:48, January 8, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Seems like a virtuoso play on song lyrics. It took me too long to catch one that I recognized, but that could be my fault. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:14 8-Jan-17

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Ming Dynasty

Score: 0.5
Nomination: 82.41.37.34 22:32, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 0.5
  1. -82.41.37.34 22:32, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • I don't know what the author (lapsed Admin Black flamingo11) is doing with this. (Is it he nominating? Be a flamingo and log in!) The history of the year 2594 in the Intro suggests the main comedy strategy is randomness, seasoned with race stereotypes. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:21 8-Jan-17

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Air Training Corps

Score: 2 reasons to become a car-park attendant instead
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone18:11 7-Jan-17 18:11, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For. EStop's authoritative article about Britain's youth aviation corps. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:11 7-Jan-17
  2. Symbol for vote For. Happy days, when child safety was far less important than character building.  EStop Easy button 09:14, January 8, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Dog

Score: 2 chewed slippers
Nomination:  EStop Easy button 18:01, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and for Collab with Spike and Romartus also had a paw in. A personal guide to what makes mans best friend's tail wag.  EStop Easy button 18:01, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. A dog's-eye view of a dog's life. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:07 7-Jan-17
Against Votes: 0

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Sausage-to-Air Missile

Score: 0
Nomination: EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 16:39, January 6, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. For EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 16:39, January 6, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Nearly VFD-worthy; unexceptional ramble about a nonexistent thing. Nothing has been done since ThruthinessBee wrote this in 2007 except that his red-links have been removed. None of the portion that would appear on our main page would inspire anyone to click on it. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:05 8-Jan-17

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Single mothers

Score: 1 kids hidden in the diner's dishwasher
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone02:12 4-Jan-17 02:12, January 4, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. Feature this because this is the only mass collaboration going on at the moment: Created by David202, an outline added by UgurGumushan to be fleshed out by Bludud202, who also lives at 202; Romartus and I also got our licks in. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:12 4-Jan-17
Against Votes: 0

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Cherry

Score: 2
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 04:12, January 2, 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. Another great article from Nikau.--HolUp (talk) 04:12, January 2, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Yes, it is. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:16 4-Jan-17
Against Votes: 0

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Independent film

Score: 2
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 08:33, December 31, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For. Excellent article, an overlooked gem.--HolUp (talk) 08:33, December 31, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:21 4-Jan-17
Against Votes: 0

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Rules of baseball

Score: 5 bases loaded
Nomination: The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 02:30, December 31, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote For. One of Spike's earlier pieces and PLS winner, then expanded and reworked to something bigger and better, but oddly never nommed. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 02:30, December 31, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Self-For. Thank you! This has stood the test of time, although there now famously are clocks in baseball. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:50 31-Dec-16
  3. For. EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 16:47, January 6, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. At last, baseball rules that I can get my head around — although the waxed mustache is just not cricket (they use sucked boiled sweets).  EStop Easy button 17:52, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
  5. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:31, January 10, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Old Testament Law

Score: 1 devout believers
Nomination: The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 02:03, December 31, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. Expanded it somewhat. I'm still a few hundred mitzvot short of the full list, but it'll do. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 02:03, December 31, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Very hard to slog through, from the passives in the first sentence to the Bible citations in the second. The payoff is that Biblical commandments are mostly ludicrous (which could be funny) or that Bible-quoters are hypocrites (which dances on the line of advocacy). Keep working on it. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:26 4-Jan-17

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UnNews:Nutjob gets hold of fake news story. You won't believe what happens next

Score: 2 gullible idiots
Nomination: The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 06:53, December 30, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Topical. And remains in-style-of while retaining frame. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 06:53, December 30, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 06:15, January 4, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. At least our news is proper news eh?  EStop Easy button 17:43, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. This is a checklist of things fake news does, followed by an example; this reads more like a definition for undictionary. From the title I was expecting something over the top and close to ED territory like Pizzagate, which would demonstrate how apparently libel laws don't apply to the internet or during election seasons. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:41, January 8, 2017 (UTC)
Comments
  • Although nominally related to the U.S. "Fake News" hysteria, the strategy of repeatedely stating a journalistic rule and then violating it in the same sentence comes across as mechanical as a "Page in the style of the thing it's about." Spıke Radiomicrophone02:30 4-Jan-17

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Tony the Tiger

Score: 7
Nomination:
For Votes: 7
  1. Symbol for vote For. A hidden gem of an article (though we need a brief update to the 2010s section).--HolUp (talk) 02:22, December 29, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:09 29-Dec-16
  3. For. LSDConfusionEmulator (talk) 03:52, December 30, 2016 (UTC)
  4. For. Starboard Travels (talk) 23:40, January 4, 2017 (UTC)
  5. For. It's not bad EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 16:48, January 6, 2017 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. Meaning to read this for ages, did not disappoint.  EStop Easy button 17:40, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. Truly an orator for the ages. Irritable of contents (talk) 16:02, January 8, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • I like it! But is it done? Ends with {{Expand}} Spıke Radiomicrophone02:27 29-Dec-16
    • I should change it.--HolUp (talk) 02:33, December 29, 2016 (UTC)
      Oh — as I state on your talk page — you should do so before we finish sending it to the website main page. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:38 29-Dec-16
      • Done and done.--HolUp (talk) 07:39, December 29, 2016 (UTC)

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Arthur C. Clarke

Score: 5 outlandish claims (proof left to the reader)
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone15:05 13-Dec-16 15:05, December 13, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Nom & For. Written by Mhaille in 2014, copied off-site in 2015, rewritten recently by WeatherUnderground to be something more than gayness/pedophilia. 1 point in the Hall of Shame to WeatherUnderground. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:05 13-Dec-16
  2. For. Aw heck, I shouldn't vote for an article that I edited myself, but Arthur C. Clarke predicted it in one of his novels. WeatherUnderground (talk) 18:13, December 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:19, December 17, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Good work!  EStop Easy button 17:32, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
  5. For. Nice article EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 18:43, January 9, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Bognor Regis

Score: 1.5 parasols (Find your own!)
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone15:54 24-Nov-16 15:54, November 24, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. A new rewrite. The story of the resort on England's south coast and its love-hate relationship with King George V (they loved him, he hated them). Spıke Radiomicrophone15:54 24-Nov-16
  2. For. Bugger Bognor LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:39, December 2, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Against. 131.107.147.116 06:50, December 25, 2016 (UTC)

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Yogi Bear

Score: 3
Nomination: Starboard Travels (talk) 02:23, November 12, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. For. Starboard Travels (talk) 02:23, November 12, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:22, December 30, 2016 (UTC)
  3. For. EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 16:45, January 6, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Denver

Score: 1
Nomination: EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 19:40, November 8, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. For. EnslaveAllCacti (talk) 19:41, November 8, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. Starboard Travels (talk) 02:54, November 9, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against It does a couple of things right like the land marks, but I don't think it's ready for featured quite yet. It should have a bit more history, it has too many celebrity cameos from the likes of Sauron and Jesus, and just saying the sports teams suck and their uniforms look like poop is pretty generic. It relies pretty heavily on comparisons to other cities as well like Manila, Boulder and Salt Lake City; rather than dealing more with Denver itself. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:10, January 9, 2017 (UTC)

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An Open Letter from "Protect the Overtly Offensive Foundation"

Score: 1
Nomination: The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 10:18, September 9, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote For. I've always liked this self-penned one. And I am not adverse to coming back to the well. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 10:18, September 9, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:00, September 15, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Outside the box, but clever & funny.  EStop Easy button 08:04, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
  4. For. Gumphug (talk) 02:12, January 9, 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Well-written, but is not an encyclopedia article (but a letter to the Powers That Be), not about anything real, navelism about the past of Uncyclopedia, humor backbone is a contrived acronym. We have uses for our main page that will be more engaging for new readers. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:11 9-Sep-16
  2. Against. Starboard Travels (talk) 02:29, November 9, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Against. None of the other open letters are really long enough to be featured, and are less encyclopedic sounding than the HowTo's or Unnews; although the category for My sojourn was featured on 2010 and is breaks almost every convention with language far less formal than this. Also your local administrator is too generic an address. Irritable of contents (talk) 22:07, January 8, 2017 (UTC)

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Wasp

Score: 4
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:20, September 5, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. For. A self-nom for an article I have had buzzing around for ages. This is the season of the wasp. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:21, September 5, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Not encyclopedic but very nice. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:24 5-Sep-16
  3. Symbol for vote For. Love this!  EStop Easy button 07:46, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
  4. For. Original and oddball in a good way WeatherUnderground (talk) 15:20, December 15, 2016 (UTC)
  5. For It's got style and some zingers. Irritable of contents (talk) 02:44, December 24, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Starboard Travels (talk) 02:31, November 9, 2016 (UTC)

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