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All nominated articles

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Lyons

Score: 1 planetoids
Nomination: TheGreatOmNom 21:21, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Because we're all Lyonites?TheGreatOmNom 21:21, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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HowTo:Create a Healthcare System That Kills People

Score: 1
Nomination: SuperBario 20:57, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. For. SuperBario 20:58, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. --TheGreatOmNom 21:24, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Has potential, but it needs more work before I'm even considering VFH status for this. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Sunday, 01:22, Nov 8 2009

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Rod Serling

Score: 8 pieces of social commentary masked by a science fiction exterior
Nomination: Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:31, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. Nom & For. A funny piece by GlobalTourniquet. If you're unfamiliar with Mr. Serling, you can find his collected works in the library...of the Twilight Zone. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:31, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For! do do do do, do do do do... Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 19:07, Nov 5 2009
  3. A simple vote for an article. On most days, that would be the end of it. But for <insert name here> tonight, the beginning of a nightmare... --    GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 19:30, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 19:59, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 23:34, 5 November 2009
  6. DIG Wow...well Mr. Tourniquet, you'll have no semantic gripes from me here. Excellent work. --THINKER 08:57, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Submitted for my approval and I approve. So many references to Twilight Zone episodes, Serling's life and career, and all nicely blended into a Twilight Zone-written style. A huge Serling fan thanks whoever wrote this very much. WHY do I not know??? 21:50, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. No... the rose is withering before my eyes.... withering... withering     Hadōken 12:05, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Just checked the history and saw what this was before and after XxxxxxXxxxxxxxxx worked on it recreated it from scratch. I try not to check the author before I read an article to eliminate unnecessary bias. WHY do I not know??? 21:56, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

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Street Fighter

Score: 10 Hadōken
Nomination:     Hadōken
For Votes: 10
  1. fore Got a decent score on PEE review, and is the first of my articles for conservation week.
  2. For. I like it. Puppy is killing CW. --    GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 07:53, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For This article cancelled my ultra...--Matfen815 11:31, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. MUSHI 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 11:34, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For! Waaaaaay better than what it used to be. It's perfect. -- Hanyouman 15:05, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  6. YYEEEAAAAHHHH!!! Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 18:57, Nov 5 2009
  7. Yes! Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 23:31, 5 November 2009
  8. For. Seriously, I voted for this already. I'm sure I did... I think ChiefjusticeDS 23:36, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  9. Panties --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (vote!) 01:41, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
  10. Bless. Per Syndrome. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg     23:40,7November,2009
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Abstain. This may be one of those "you gotta know the game to get the jokes" articles. WHY do I not know??? 21:12, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain. I was going to vote against but there isn't really any point as I am sure it will steamroller to a VFH despite being a bit self indulgent in my view. RomArtus (talk). 21:48, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
This isn't just about getting VFH or not; it's also about expressing your opinion. I was the only vote against an article that got 14 fors. I abstained on this one because I've never played the game and it looked to me that's where the humour lies. WHY do I not know??? 22:13, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
I think the humo(u)r is more about the plot and the marketing strategy of Capcom. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (vote!) 01:41, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
I think that cheese is a delicious delicacy. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Saturday, 02:00, Nov 7 2009
Indeed! Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 02:25, 7 November 2009
That would be a cookie. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (vote!) 02:35, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Cookie? Where? Give it to me, dammit. And if it's a cheese cookie, even better. -- Hanyouman 13:14, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
I don't understand any of the jokes myself. It must be that new postmodern humour I keep hearing about.     Hadōken
What's humour? Isn't that some sort of bone? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (vote!) 18:23, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
No, that's a humorous. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Sunday, 07:10, Nov 8 2009

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UnTweets:Osama Bin Laden

Score: 11 infidels on twitter
Nomination: Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg     01:21,5November,2009
For Votes: 11
  1. Nom + Bless I'm not normally a fan of UnTweets, but my little Mooshy's one is actually very funny. Wooo..!..! Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg    
  2. Self for. MUSHI 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 05:11, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. Improvements have been made. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:53, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Fixed up and much better. :) Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 18:38, Nov
  5. for -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 19:27, Nov 5
  6. Za lol :) Ptok-BentonicznyTalk to the Pole 20:12, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. --Docile hippopotamus 22:48, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 23:33, 5 November 2009
  9. For. I like what you've done with it, Mooshie. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 15:58, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  10. For. Totally Twitter. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 07:22, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
  11. For Keeping Untweets an all featured category.    Orian57    Talk   02:33 8 November 2009
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Pee Review Here Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg     01:22,5November,2009
  • Comment. I was asked to vote, but this just didn't excite me enough to get me to say yes, but didn't anny me enough to say no.     Hadōken 03:35, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

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Christian Bale

Score: 2 people walking behind the camera
Nomination:     Hadōken
For Votes: 4
  1. Nom and For An excellent article on the actor and everything he stands for, and eerily accurate.     Hadōken
  2. For --Matfen815 11:21, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. A strong (if not abusive) for now that a few minor changes have been made by the author. It may be a bit long but the article is worth a VFH . RomArtus (talk). 12:08, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 23:32, 5 November 2009
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. Writing fine but personally found it long and not funny. WHY do I not know??? 21:41, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Do not want     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   18:05, Saturday 07 November 2009  
Comments
  • Abstain. I only know this guy from Batman. All the other stuff just went over my head. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Thursday, 00:42, Nov 5 2009
  • I have made some minor changes to correct some of the grammar and typos. I would suggest the Christopher Nolan mentions be changed (e.g drug charge following the death of Heath Ledger) as they may cause a problem. Otherwise I think an article about Christian Bale's temper is fine as a humour piece and is on the record. --RomArtus (talk). 10:05, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
    • Made the new changes, not entirely removed, but not as incendiary. --Matfen815 11:17, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

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I maed a yuky doody

Score: 3.5 yuky doodys
Nomination:
For Votes: 14
  1. NOM and FORE. You know this article makes you laugh. Go on and read it, I promise you that you will laugh. There. Now that you have laughed, don't go, ooh it's very nice and funny and I laughed but it spells things wrong and uses the voice of a child so I'm going to vote against and also I have a large stick up my rear. Vote FOR. - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:44, Nov 4
  2. For. For. For. For. For. For. For. For. For. For. For. For. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (vote!) 03:46, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Forever and ever and ever and ever Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 06:13, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. A timeless classic; I'm surprised it hasn't been featured before. Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 06:38, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For.Flashfreez 07:06, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. Despite overt cuteness makes me barf, but this shit is great!! — H. Peebles - D - HS Image:Icons-flag-pi.PNG 09:50, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Fol. masterpiece. MUSHI 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 15:30, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:36, 4 November 2009
  9. For. I love the article! It's awesome! --Invincibleflamegruemaster 05:13, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  10. For. El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 20:04, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  11. For clean underwear. I got teary eyed. Seriously. (Also thank you thank you thank you for getting rid of the "o yea this reminds me of something else!" part that ruined previous versions). WHY do I not know??? 21:33, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  12. Vot chng. Thanks for removing the "o yea!" part. Cause all the other stuff maeks me lol. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Saturday, 02:09, Nov 7 2009
  13. For. It's cute. Even though I don't like changing poopy diapers. :P Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 07:11, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
  14. yuky doody Ill take SIX     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   18:08, Saturday 07 November 2009  
Against Votes: 10.5

Against. That last section just kind of ruins it for me. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 04:20, Nov 4 2009

  1. Against. Come off it ! This as a VFH ???? VFD Contender really. RomArtus (talk). 07:10, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Still no. Yes, I'm a party pooper. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 16:40, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Nope. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:17, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Eh Only the first picture is actually funny. The article would be infinitely better if it were just that picture and the title, the rest sucks fat cock. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 08:51, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against. For ever and whatnot. Because this article doesn't make me laugh. --UU - natter 09:08, Nov 5
  6. Against. See how it's in the category Category:Articles that will probably never get featured, despite their popularity among Uncyclopedians? Do you dare to make a liar out of our categorization system, Led Balloon?? THE VERY THOUGHT OF SUCH AUDACITY! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:49, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Against. Potty humor, I prefer satire Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 12:41, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  8. Against. We featured the category to combat this issue. This article on its own is better featured within the annals of our hearts. Also the anal in our hearts. -- Also, penis. 02:13, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
  9. AGAINST sigh... --THINKER 07:05, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
  10. Against. Just because it's popular doesn't mean it's that good. 121.216.19.125 02:22, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
  11. agaisnt Can't honestly complain on the grounds of spelling, givin my horrendous record on such affairs, or the fact it uses the voice of a child (On the grounds of building sandcastles, Nursery and LazyTown). but just yuck.    Orian57    Talk   02:38 8 November 2009
Comments

Abstain Aww, TLB, you promised. I believed you, too, I totally got my laugh muscles ready and everything. Maybe I forgot to remove the stick from my "rear", but I didn't laugh. However, no particular reason to feel it should not be featured for people who will laugh at it. Have a nice day. --    GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 04:16, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

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UnTunes:Ur So Phat and you don't even like food

Score: 5 bass theives
Nomination: Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 21:29, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. snf. I dunno if it's lies or not but according to this review it was worthy of a 49.5/50 score 0_0 Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 21:29, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Hey, the PEEBS don't lie. — H. Peebles - D - HS Image:Icons-flag-pi.PNG 22:57, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  3. You should go on a world tour. Call it - PHAT 2010. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:02, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. --Docile hippopotamus 23:54, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  5. OBESE. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 03:05, Nov 4 2009
  6. For. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:43, 4 November 2009
  7. for on the condition you also feature my parody which is just as "in date" as this, if not more so.    Orian57    Talk   02:27 8 November 2009
Against Votes: 2
  1. What the No laughs here sorry. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 08:48, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. Hadn't seen the video, so just watched it and sorry, but I still don't find this funny. WHY do I not know??? 21:26, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Comments

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UnPoetia:The Best Damn Tape Measure in the World

Score: 13 losses to the Eagles
Nomination: Docile hippopotamus 09:09, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 14
  1. nom and for. It's funny. --Docile hippopotamus 09:09, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For, although I had a mechanical pencil that was considerably better than the tape measure this jackass had. You should've seen it. You could click that pencil like a mofo. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 09:27, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Dig. Court ordered poetry. Brings back memories. -- Also, penis. 23:38, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Self-Concept-For. Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 06:14, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:40, 4 November 2009
  6. Powerful work of literature ---Pelargonium image:Icons-flag-us.png (Talk)
  7. For. Reminds me a bit of my own obnoxiously-rabid-football-fan-articles, but with a profound, artistic bent worthy of nothing less than the fullest of praises. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:31, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. I used a tape measurer just like that. WHY do I not know??? 04:36, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  9. sDig Thanks to TKF and everyone who joined the group and entered the contest. I'll probably do another one sometime next year.. --THINKER 06:51, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  10. For MUSHI 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 06:55, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  11. For. Fine stuff. --UU - natter 21:15, Nov 5
  12. Bless. 'cause the Eagles are awesome. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg     23:02,5November,2009
  13. For Cute, plus a bonus because UnPoetia is a notoriously tough one, and this is good enough for VFH. --    GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 23:38, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  14. For.     Hadōken 05:17, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against. Didn't really make me laugh. :| Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 15:07, Nov 3 2009
Comments

[vote]

Jamie Lynn Spears

Score: 6 people looking for lost panties
Nomination: WHY do I not know??? 06:39, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Nom and for. The author withdrew this to expand and edit based on the advice of readers and a Pee Review. What I thought was a feature-worthy article is now even better. WHY do I not know??? 06:39, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. On balance - a for though it stills looks a bit undercooked in the centre. RomArtus (talk). 08:38, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Self For. Sorry it got nommed before I was totally finished! It's done now. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 23:13, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. I hate the Spears. All of 'em. But not this article. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 03:09, Nov 4 2009
  5. For. but Eww pregnant people. breeders. --Puffskein 04:16, November 4, 2009 (UTC) Puffskein 04:16, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:39, 4 November 2009
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

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Abraham Lincoln

Score: 8 democrats crushed under the heel of justice
Nomination: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:17, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 8
  1. self-nom & for. my last-minute PLS entry. pee review here, since it seems to be required to post such things nowadays. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:17, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Gerry FTW! And he did indeed win. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:23, 2 November 2009
  3. strong for. Excellent in every way. Woo! Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 21:55, Nov 2 2009
  4. For. I thought it was really good. ChiefjusticeDS 08:44, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  5. 5. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 17:28, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  6. Ape. MUSHI 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 06:22, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Four Score And Seven Votes Ago...Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:15, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. Funny, encyclopedic, and four score and seven percent true. WHY do I not know??? 19:49, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Abstain. It has a few too many redundant ideas (the Onion isn't really developed as a joke and the Schwarzengger reference adds nothing either) to make me want to support this article without reservation. Perhaps I am a bit too harsh but I do normally like the Collected Works of Gerry Cheevers. RomArtus (talk). 08:31, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

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Why?:Be a transvestite if you're not going to put any effort into it?

Score: 2.5
Nomination: Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:13, 2 November 2009
For Votes: 5.5
  1. Nom+Ew. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:13, 2 November 2009
  2. Ew. MUSHI 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 15:21, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Yum Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg     03:50,3November,2009
  4. For. ChiefjusticeDS 09:06, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. 81.157.64.151 02:49, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. And I try harder to learn how to walk in these damned heels. --Sog1970 08:57, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Against. Idea is good but not sure the approach of the 'idiot narrator' works for me. RomArtus (talk). 08:40, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. Too much eww Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 12:39, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Eh     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   18:10, Saturday 07 November 2009  
Comments
  • Abstain. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 21:41, Nov 2 2009
  • Abstain. For much of it, Against I consider myself a tolerant guy; I try to look at it from their perspective; If I was going to be a woman; and Conclusion (although I liked the last sentence). WHY do I not know??? 20:06, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

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HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey

Score: 5 turkeys
Nomination: Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:10, 2 November 2009
For Votes: 6
  1. Nom+For. Something about turkeys. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:10, 2 November 2009
  2. Turkey. Nice food. Nice cantry. Nice wezar. Byramids! MUSHI 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 15:34, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. This was nominated last year, I think, but ultimately wasn't featured because it wasn't nommed near Thanksgiving. But now it's all good! Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 21:36, Nov 2 2009
  4. For. I enjoyed it. ChiefjusticeDS 09:01, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. RomArtus (talk). 07:30, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. This article's a turkey. WHY do I not know??? 19:26, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1

Against. What the? This article isn't funny. It could be extremely offensive to many people, and it just doesn't have any pizzazz or sparkle or edge to it. So, NO. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 05:27, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

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Vortex

Score: 4
Nomination: Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:07, 2 November 2009
For Votes: 6
  1. Nom+For. A nice article by DrStrange. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:07, 2 November 2009
  2. For MUSHI 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 15:40, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. Almost a little too sciency..but it leads to Star Crap...so understandable — H. Peebles - D - HS Image:Icons-flag-pi.PNG 00:40, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Underplayed humour but it works. RomArtus (talk). 08:10, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 20:08, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. I found it very well-written and uncyclopedic, but a little low on humour. Then I got sucked in at the end and found it very funny. WHY do I not know??? 19:20, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. I never laughed. This is almost a Wikipedia article, it's so dry. The only attempts at jokes I could see were passing Godzilla references. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 21:31, Nov 2 2009
  2. Against. Just couldn't get into this one. It is vaguely amusing in places but, never seemed to get any better than that. ChiefjusticeDS 08:59, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

[vote]

TV Tropes

Score: 4.5 Tropers
Nomination: Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 12:45, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 6.5
  1. Nomination and for. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 12:47, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Yes. Great article. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:23, 2 November 2009
  3. For. Every time I go there, I lose seven hours. They've even got an article on us. It's the worst. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 17:47, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. --Docile hippopotamus 09:15, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. --180.95.16.16 23:41, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 20:16, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. While a perfect parody and representation of Tv Tropes, the site too tedious on its own for me to consider it funny. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 19:11, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. Really more a feature article for illogic crowd than here. Seems more of a visual assault than an article. RomArtus (talk). 08:36, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment. Undecided, it looks like it should be funny, but I'm not sure. — H. Peebles - D - HS Image:Icons-flag-pi.PNG 13:24, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain. Don't know tropes. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 21:26, Nov 2 2009
  • Abstain. I'm also unfamiliar with the subject matter. ChiefjusticeDS 08:54, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain. I know "trope" is a Yiddish word, but already know TV tropes so don't need to visit the site. WHY do I not know??? 19:12, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

[vote]

UnBooks:Early 90s Young Adult Novel

Score: 4
Nomination: Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:46, 1 November 2009
For Votes: 5
  1. Nom+For. A nice UnBook by SysRqWhat the hell happened to that guy?I happened to come across. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:46, 1 November 2009
  2. 4 - T.L.B. Image:Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:05, Nov 1
  3. That image of the book cover is taken from "Wayside School is Falling Down." Good book. Great article. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 05:39, Nov 2 2009
  4. For. El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 20:12, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Weak For. It's just like high school except the TV show was weird so I almost voted no. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 07:15, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. against. i did not enjoy it as much as i thought i would. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:54, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment. I liked this, except that the ending didn't work for me as written, and it has several errors (spelling, and chapters skipping numbers). I may make a few fixes, then if I shouldn't have done that, somebody can yell at me and revert them. WHY do I not know??? 04:58, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • the chapters skipping was intentional.    Orian57    Talk   21:35 5 November 2009
You might want to indicate that somehow. I remember Isaac Asimov started The Gods Themselves with Chapter 6, but he explained why. WHY do I not know??? 19:05, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

[vote]

Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage

Score: 11 Worried sheep
Nomination: Sog1970 21:24, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. For People seemed to like the letters. Now more like an encyclopedia-entry. --Sog1970 21:24, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 05:34, Oct 27
  3. For. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:20, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:09, 27 October 2009
  5. For. Hills covered with wet sheep. That's badass :) MUSHI 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18:16, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  6. O blaid Cymru am byth, old fruit. --I'mthedaddy 12:38, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. I really like this. --UU - natter 12:41, Oct 28
  8. for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:14, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. RomArtus (talk). 11:41, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  10. For. I saw this story on "Unsolved Mysteries." Or was it on "Fox News?" Also I think she really didn't have to worry about taking the time to wash her undies. WHY do I not know??? 19:09, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  11. For. Jude the Obscure 22:47, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

PEE

[vote]

The Prisoner (US Remake)

Score: 13 numbers who are not number two. Also, you are number six.
Nomination: ~Jewriken.GIF 20:29, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 13
  1. I thought this was genius while it was still in the making. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:29, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. I aint no number, I is a free man. MUSHI 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 20:43, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For of one, 1/3rd a dozen of the other. --monika 22:06, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Not sure I've ever voted for and meant it quite so much. Rabbi Techno Image:Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:06, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Five. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:04, 27 October 2009
  6. You are Number Six --Number Two 06:06, Sixober 6, 1966 (UTC)
  7. For. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:48, 27 Oct
  8. For. Rather spiffy. Also for this n00b tax suggestion. And for exiling Necropaxx to Portmerion until he's watched every episode... --UU - natter 21:54, Oct 27
  9. For. I had to check that there had been a US remake (of sorts) first before voting on it. So kudos to the writer for making me do that. I thought it could have been wackier and the Beach Ball had gone on to a career scoring goals for Sunderland v Liverpool...but it gets my VFH support.. RomArtus (talk). 11:28, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  10. for b/c it gave me gas when I read it, and i like gas -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 02:01, Oct 30
  11. For. I could have sworn I voted for this already, but I guess not. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:22, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  12. For. I will not be indexed, briefed, debriefed, or threatened by a stable explosive rigged to detonate by prepaid cellphone. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 21:20, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  13. For. Though Port Meirion was clearly a more glamorous location than Miami. --Sog1970 08:56, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:27, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

Two things: 1. I've requested a pee. I won't be heartbroken if it doesn't happen (I'm busy and I'm reasonably happy with the state of the article as is), but if it does, that would be nice. 2. I don't suppose I could request a feature date of Nov. 15th if this gets featured, could I? Thanks. --monika 22:06, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

  • Abstain. Don't know subject matter. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 03:03, Oct 27 2009
    I'd hope not; it's a not a real show! :D --monika 03:13, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
    Well, I know it's based off of Burn Notice; however, I don't know anything about that, either. :P Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Tuesday, 03:38, Oct 27 2009
    • gasp* you don't know the prisoner? *gasp* *gasp* *cough* *gurgle* ~Jewriken.GIF 09:58, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
    I suggest we have a whip round and buy Necropaxx the complete DVD boxed set asap. Nobody whould go through life without having seen The Prisoner! Rabbi Techno Image:Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:06, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
    Can I get that set instead of him? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:15, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
    Wouldn't mind one myself, actually. I suggest the imposition of a Noob Tax so we can all have one. Rabbi Techno Image:Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:18, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain. I really couldn't make up my mind. If anyone needs me I'll be over here on the fence.--ChiefjusticeDS 11:18, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • I wasn't aware of this earlier, but The Prisoner is available on amctv.com (I guess they want people to see it before they see The Prisoner (US Remake)), complete, free, and legal. --monika 17:08, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
    • You had to show that link, didn't you? You realize I'm supposed to be Pee Reviewing your article? Now it's going to be delayed for another 17 hours. Starting with Episode 1: Arrival.... WHY do I not know??? 21:44, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
      • If you look over to the side, they also have each of the episodes compressed to one minute. (But yeah, take your time with the review. No problem.) --monika 21:55, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • abstain. i haven't seen either of these shows...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk
  • Abstain. I Pee Reviewed it and really enjoyed the writing and the images and found it funny at the end, but didn't find it funny in the beginning sections. With more humour early on, I'd happily change my mind and vote to for (not counting any other changes). WHY do I not know??? 22:09, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

[vote]

Charlie Kaufman

Score: 8 portals into the minds of concerned, bewildered and depressed men
Nomination: Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 21:47, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. For + Self-Nom. I was commanded by der UnFührer to nominate this --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 20:40, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Very For. Per my review. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:50, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:35, 23 October 2009
  4. For I like it... --Matfen815 17:02, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. This is the kind of article I like alot. Brilliant ideas, clever language and funny. mattlobster. (hello) 17:09, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. Just as I was staring thoughtfully ahead, almost getting bored with the repetition, you changed it. A well-timed switch. WHY do I not know??? 22:58, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. ChiefjusticeDS 10:17, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. RomArtus (talk). 11:25, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. I dont know who he is either, but reading this told me exactly who he is and in a very enjoyable way... Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 18:15, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  10. For. MUSHI 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 03:24, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  11. For. Really well done. --UU - natter 12:05, Oct 28
Against Votes: 3
  1. I am not indie enough to understand who this "Charles Kaufberg" character is. Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 10:00, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  2. against. a little per murderfrog, a little per not finding enough chuckles. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:48, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Alright then. And dude, quit with this fucking after-the-fact justifications of your poor decisions. You said the same bullshit when I critiqued Plink for PLS. If you want to stick by your poor choices that's 100% fine, but don't try to undermine my criticisms by making up some half-assed reasoning for article elements just to retort every critical comment. You're a decent writer, but here's yet another tip: respect your elders (especially ones who were WOTY and have decent bullshit detectors). --THINKER 00:53, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
What? Maybe there's a minor misapprehension here. All I did was disagree with your opinion. I respect your view, but I disagree. I do have a history of accepting criticism. Sorry if you took my comment personally, but I meant no disrespect at all, and I fail to read disrespect in my comment. Apologies. --    GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 05:50, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Abstain on account of lack of knowledge about the subject matter. Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Friday, 05:40, Oct 23 2009
  • Abstain. cause I'm a n00b and I don't know tihs dude -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 04:13, Oct 26
  • Abs. pending some style improvement. The tip template is not the right choice for its use here. Like what I see comedy-wise though: I'll give it another more thorough read through if the formatting gets worked out. I'm rooting for ya as Kaufman is ripe for the treatment, the sad, brilliant motherfucker he is.. --THINKER 06:08, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
I think the Tip template enhances the amusement of the amusing juxtaposition of all of those similar white male in abject isolation staring thoughtfully ahead poses - one from each film - and it got a great response in the review. This may be a matter of taste - I am in love with its use here. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 06:39, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

[vote]

Starsky and Hutch

Score: 10 Funky Perms and Flared Trousers
Nomination: Sir Padddy5 CUN VFH 16:30, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 12
  1. For. My funkiness levels are severely drained after this, so it must be good. Sir Padddy5 CUN VFH 17:03, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Outtasite, man! Also, Pee Review? Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 20:16, Oct 7
  3. For. For a story about the love that dare not say its name on prime time TV. RomArtus (talk). 21:02, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. The most problematic issues are fixed, so yeah, see the review for more details on what I think. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:18, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. --Docile hippopotamus 00:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. per above. Mn-z 15:59, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  7. Nice. Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 17:57, 8 October 2009
  8. For. AWESOMENESSSS X 10 74.231.235.2 18:01, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. Well now, that appears to be the shit. --UU - natter 16:04, Oct 22
  10. For. this baby needs a push MUSHI 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 16:05, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  11. for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:32, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  12. For. 84.115.78.9 14:13, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
  13. For --Matfen815 11:58, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against. Not exactly my cup of tea. --You know what the music means... Our time is up. 20:13, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against Fine for the site, not FA. --THINKER 05:35, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Comment. PEE review is here --ChiefjusticeDS 21:14, October 7, 2009 (UTC)


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