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# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Gramp's Insane Ramblings: Life Lessons (nomination page) 6 ( 14 / 8 )sm=n 12 October 2018sm=d Romartus Had the votes for featuring
1. The 9/11 Commission Report (nomination page) 6 ( 11 / 5 )sm=n 28 September 2018sm=d Romartus Had the votes
2. A Very Special Article (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 15 September 2018sm=d Romartus Specially for you
3. Deep State (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 8 September 2018sm=d Romartus The Conspiracy continues
4. FM (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 31 August 2018sm=d Romartus Tune in
5. Mel Gibbon (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 18 August 2018sm=d Romartus Swing one more time
6. Millennials (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 8 August 2018sm=d Romartus Millennials pass go
7. Comparative evaluation of the indirect immunoperoxidase test for the serodiagnosis of rickettsial disease (nomination page) 6 ( 10 / 4 )sm=n 30 July 2018sm=d Romartus
8. Style (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 17 July 2018sm=d Romartus In style for a feature
9. Evil laboratory (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 10 July 2018sm=d Romartus Let the experiments begin!
10. Robot Sex (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 2 July 2018sm=d Alden Loveshade Robotic Sex
11. Preteen (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 26 June 2018sm=d Romartus Teen-time
12. Cyclops (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 20 June 2018sm=d Romartus The Eyes have it...
13. Gul Dukat (nomination page) 4 ( 5 / 1 )sm=n 14 June 2018sm=d Alden Loveshade Go Gul
14. Mark Zuckerberg (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 6 June 2018sm=d Romartus Let's save the world
15. Zeppelin (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 31 May 2018sm=d Atomicdragon136 Try this
16. Violet Jessop (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 19 May 2018sm=d Simsilikesims Lucky feature
17. Friedrich Nietzsche (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 6 May 2018sm=d Romartus Serious content
18. Uzbekistan (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 24 April 2018sm=d Romartus
19. Canadians (nomination page) 10 ( 11 / 1 )sm=n 12 April 2018sm=d Romartus Fills the quota
20. Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid (nomination page) 3 ( 4 / 1 )sm=n 31 March 2018sm=d Romartus Featured
21. Brave New World (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 20 March 2018sm=d Romartus
22. The Beatles: Ringo Needs Some Money (nomination page) 1.5 ( 4.5 / 3 )sm=n 3 March 2018sm=d Romartus Article was edited after nom. Greatly improved.
23. Nero (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 16 February 2018sm=d Romartus Let the fiddlin' start!
24. Star Wars: Clone Wars (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 7 February 2018sm=d Simsilikesims
25. Edward Hopper (nomination page) 4.5 ( 4.5 / 0 )sm=n 27 January 2018sm=d Simsilikesims Paint the main page!
26. Osmosis Jones (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 14 January 2018sm=d Romartus
27. Cars 2 (nomination page) 4.5 ( 4.5 / 0 )sm=n 31 December 2017sm=d 50.232.229.28 Brmmm..brmmmm
28. Empire State Building (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 22 December 2017sm=d Simsilikesims Let the ball drop!
29. Hayden Christensen (nomination page) 3.5 ( 4 / 0.5 )sm=n 10 December 2017sm=d 50.203.254.196 Bring on the bad acting!
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Broken Keyboard

Score: 2
Nomination: Atomicdragon136 (talk) 21:37, October 4, 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote For.--Atomicdragon136 (talk) 21:37, October 4, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For.--Sure, I could go with seeing this one on the front page. It's entertaining. It's even almost accurate, tho a couple things did get left out -- like, the manufacturers know about that "smashing your keyboard cause you're ticked off" bit, and they make them tough enough to take it. Remember, if you're totally losing it, and you're really going after your keyboard, use your feet (with shoes on), not your bare hand, or you may be in for some major hurt. That, and you really can still type spaces (at least until you nuke the & key) ... ' ', right? Snarglefoop (talk) 02:14, October 9, 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Trailer Park Boys

Score: 0
Nomination: Starboard Travels (talk) 13:59, September 19, 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

I'm not very sure... Not sure if this is humorous enough... but probably --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:23, October 15, 2018 (UTC)

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James Hetfield

Score: 1
Nomination: Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 07:30, September 15, 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. nom and Symbol for vote For. Now here's an article with some meat on its bones. Briefly thought about turning this into just one sentence in honor of Metallica music, but thought the death threats weren't worth it. The way it's already written worksforme. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 07:30, September 15, 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Benoit Mandelbrot

Score: 3
Nomination: Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 07:22, September 6, 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. nom and Symbol for vote For. Weird enough that you might think it's a Wikipedia article that you read while OD'd on your meds. Lots of quotation marks but note that every one has another quote mark growing out of it and so on. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 07:22, September 6, 2018 (UTC)
  2. It made me gurgle like a drain --GoldFishRock Goldfishr contribs talk    Tuesday, 23 October 2018 12:07
  3. Symbol for vote For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:15, September 14, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:41, September 25, 2018 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Weird enough article, that you might think it came from Wikipedia:Unusual articles]. And it is something that obviously won't fit in Encyclopedia Britannica. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:26, October 15, 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. I like some of this, but not the preying on women and images of them in skimpy clothing. It's a little like reading Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Good strip in some ways, but disturbing. I can't. Sorry. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 06:10 23 September 2018
  2. I know it's legal to libel the dead, but I still really don't like it. And he hasn't been dead that long, some of his friends and relatives are still alive and could see this. And fractals are very important to us Discordian American Princesses. Really I'd like to see this article totally rewritten or taken off Unc. AdminBadge DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:02, October 1, 2018 (UTC)

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