Uncyclopedia:VFH

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

VFH status:
3.2 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. UnScripts:Oedipus Rex Rides Again (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 23 July 2014sm=d Romartus
1. Real Ale (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 17 July 2014sm=d Romartus Time gentlemen...
2. Boko Haram (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 14 July 2014sm=d Romartus
3. F4 (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 8 July 2014sm=d Romartus
4. Napoleonic Wars (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 5 July 2014sm=d Romartus
5. UnDebate:Shouldn't we discuss this like adults? (nomination page) 7 ( 8.5 / 1.5 )sm=n 30 June 2014sm=d Romartus Let's start
6. Benzene (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 26 June 2014sm=d Romartus Featured
7. Kenya (nomination page) 7 ( 7.5 / 0.5 )sm=n 21 June 2014sm=d 79.159.82.155 Good to go
8. Your mom (nomination page) 6 ( 8.5 / 2.5 )sm=n 15 June 2014sm=d Romartus Mom's the word
9. Will Harridge (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 12 June 2014sm=d Romartus Harridged
10. HowTo:Understand and deal with pretentious people (nomination page) 6.5 ( 7 / 0.5 )sm=n 9 June 2014sm=d Romartus Pretentiously featured
11. Paramedic (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 5 June 2014sm=d DaveFromMars
12. Gaza War (nomination page) 7.5 ( 7.5 / 0 )sm=n 2 June 2014sm=d SPIKE Gaza Strip
13. HowTo:Correctly Install your Telescreen (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 27 May 2014sm=d Romartus Do Not Adjust Your Set
14. Drawing (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 25 May 2014sm=d Romartus Quick on the draw
15. William Shakespeare (nomination page) 9 ( 9 / 0 )sm=n 22 May 2014sm=d Anton199 To be or not to be featured
16. A Bull's Life- A story of racism, prejudice and perseverance (nomination page) 8 ( 8 / 0 )sm=n 19 May 2014sm=d Romartus Bulls
17. Out Run (nomination page) 6.5 ( 7 / 0.5 )sm=n 17 May 2014sm=d Romartus This will run run run
18. North African Campaign (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 13 May 2014sm=d Romartus Monty is go
19. Fuck the Police (nomination page) 8 ( 9 / 1 )sm=n 10 May 2014sm=d Romartus Go ahead then
20. Sushi (nomination page) 9.5 ( 10 / 0.5 )sm=n 6 May 2014sm=d Romartus
21. You Are Gay (nomination page) 10 ( 10 / 0 )sm=n 1 May 2014sm=d ChiefjusticeDS
22. Political cartoon (nomination page) 9.5 ( 9.5 / 0 )sm=n 1 May 2014sm=d ChiefjusticeDS
23. Python (programming language) (nomination page) 7 ( 7 / 0 )sm=n 28 April 2014sm=d Romartus Compute!
24. Death (nomination page) 9.5 ( 9.5 / 0 )sm=n 24 April 2014sm=d Romartus Deathly All Hallows, Isle of Sheppy
25. Ernest Hemingway (nomination page) 7.5 ( 7.5 / 0 )sm=n 20 April 2014sm=d ChiefjusticeDS Let us feature this complex man's article. Without neglecting to feature it.
26. RAF Packington (nomination page) 6.5 ( 6.5 / 0 )sm=n 17 April 2014sm=d Romartus Stand to attention!
27. Accountant (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 14 April 2014sm=d Anton199 I want that in writing
28. Making up Oscar Wilde quotes (nomination page) 5.5 ( 5.5 / 0 )sm=n 11 April 2014sm=d Romartus Oscar Feature
29. The Art of War (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 7 April 2014sm=d Romartus Art for War's sake
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Votes for Highlight page. To nominate an article, type the name into the box below and follow the directions.
  • Vote for an article you find excellent.
  • Previous featured articles can be found in the VFH archive.
  • Voters: don't be dicks and do be constructive with criticism. Writers: Don't be prima donnas. Be open to criticism.
  • Nominations of articles from all namespaces (including UnNews, UnTunes, HowTo, UnBooks, etc.) are welcomed.
  • If a nomination disappears from this page, it is likely to be found in either the recently featured or recently failed nomination lists.
  • If your article doesn't make it to the front page, don't despair. It may be eligible to be Quasi-featured so long as it meets certain criteria.
Any and all violators of policy will be gutted.

Nominate

Self-nomination regulation: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) no longer require a pee review. Pee Review is still highly recommended for newer users. Do not clog up VFH with poor quality self-nominated articles... or else.

VFH is not a discussion page. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.

All nominated articles

vote

BioShock

Score: 1 destroyed Utopias
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:17, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Half-self-nom (I'll let you figure out what this means) and for A product of collaboration between Macboswell and myself. Not much else I can say. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:17, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

UnBooks:Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors

Score: 2 pink elephants in the sky
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:11, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for One of this year's Happy Monkey Competition entries. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:11, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. Most definitely LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:20, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

Town meeting

Score: 1 motions to lay on the table
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 12:29 28-Jul-14 12:29, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. This has been begging to be written since the 2013 meeting. Spıke ¬ 12:29 28-Jul-14
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

Gravity (film)

Score: 2 George Clooney(s) in space
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:03, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and for I wonder why this Rei's article hasn't been nominated yet (on VFH, I mean). Very funny and clever! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:03, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Well-written; but please replace the "nonsense number" from Metacritic with a better joke. Spıke ¬ 12:22 28-Jul-14
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

Jared Leto

Score: 1
Nomination: LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:39, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. For. A re-jigging of her own article by Zana Dark LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:40, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

Millard Fillmore

Score: 1 powdered whigs
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 12:58 20-Jul-14 12:58, July 20, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote For. Please welcome new Uncyclopedian Alexschmidt711, who may be able to do for American history here what Romartus has done for the English. Spıke ¬ 12:58 20-Jul-14
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Comment.Think it could do with a bit more 'filler' as it seems a bit sketchy but heading in the right direction. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:53, July 27, 2014 (UTC)

vote

Commonwealth of Nations

Score: 1.5
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:06, July 16, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote Self-Nom and For After mocking the living daylights out of the EU, I decided to have a prod at that other international organisation Her Majesty's graceful Kingdom is part of. Hope you enjoy! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:06, July 16, 2014 (UTC)
  2. An interesting piece of writing, kind of like the Magna Carta dipped in soup, dried out, and then reassembled so the gents and ladies get screwed. Which has nothing to do with this page which, from what I've read of its grid, is first rate. Aleister 18:32 16-7-`14
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Against. 107.194.185.60 19:37, July 20, 2014 (UTC)

vote

UnBooks Biography:The guy who invented soap

Score: 4 warm corpses of Wood Bisons
Nomination: Aleister
For Votes: 4
  1. Me like. So now time again you-look-see. You like? Aleister 2:17 13-7-14
  2. Symbol for vote For. Interesting. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:37, July 14, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:39, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Me like as well. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:33, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

LeBron James

Score: 1 steps toward the hoop before releasing the ball
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 03:24 12-Jul-14 03:24, July 12, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Just because he is in the news; have updated the article to reflect his leaving Miami to return to Cleveland. Spıke ¬ 03:24 12-Jul-14
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

Gretna Green

Score: 4 "Spouse A's" and "Spouse B's"
Nomination: Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:32, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote Nom and For A hilarious article by Spike. One of the most infamous towns in Scotland. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:32, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Thanks for the nomination! Spıke ¬ 19:20 27-May-14
  3. For. Funny place I seem to recall from my visit many moons ago. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:51, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Great! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:26, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

Hans Brinker

Score: 4.5 places to put his finger
Nomination: Aleister
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote For. I looked at the new version and laughed. I saw that SPIKE wrote some of it and cried. This is a travesty and a benefit to mankind. Authored by a girl named Flyingbird. Aleister 14:50 14-5-14
  2. Symbol for vote For. Yes, it is in shape to go up. Spıke ¬ 17:59 16-May-14
  3. For. 180.222.12.122 07:10, May 20, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Despite being a touch short--Sog1970 (talk) 12:04, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Very good! (But yes, it could benefit from more content!) Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:23, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Comment. a little short but its promising ShabiDOO 13:21, May 17, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Agreed. I'm afraid I find it a tad too short. But if extended I'd definitely vote for. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:14, July 11, 2014 (UTC)

vote

Selfie

Score: 2 votes that are really votes about ourselves
Nomination: Spıke ¬ 10:53 13-May-14 10:53, May 13, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 4.5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. This article about the popular new form of narcissism was inspired by an UnNews by Romartus, who contributed the historical context here. Spıke ¬ 10:53 13-May-14
  2. For. Self explanatory. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:19, May 15, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. 122.176.253.55 12:41, May 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. 47.19.84.194 13:03, May 22, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. If not for Mimo's vote, I would have abstained, because though the article is very funny, I am not sure it should be featured. However, I don't agree that an article should not be featured (or should be deleted, if it's on VFD) just because it's short. In this case, I don't think it will work as well, if it is made longer. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:11, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For. 76.66.85.15 19:16, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2.5
  1. Against. Too short. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:07, May 17, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Against. 71.95.143.90 11:41, May 23, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Against. I dunno if I just don't find it funny or having wasted $20 to see the new Transformers has left me humerlous for life. ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 04:38, July 4, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment funny but could be developed a little more imho ShabiDOO 13:23, May 17, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. What Shabidoo said. Café picture idea funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:59, May 24, 2014 (UTC)

vote

A letter about Megan Fox

Score: 5
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:20, May 11, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for A previously VFD article, rewritten when I had too much inspiration. I hope that excess of inspiration won't be a problem if you will be reading the article! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:20, May 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Well written and illustrated. I like Megan Fox for her mind. Aleister 13:47 20-5-14
  3. Symbol for vote For. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:47, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For....wait I'm not voting for the picture...Ever so funny. Well done Anton. Beautifully written as well. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:08, July 11, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:39, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  1. Shouldn't this be in UnBooks? Phrank Psinatra (talk) 10:11, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
    Why? This is a letter, not a book. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:28, May 18, 2014 (UTC)

vote

Scam letter

Score: 5.5 bankrupt citizen(s)
Nomination: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:37, May 5, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5
  1. Symbol for vote For. Not having received Puppy's consent, I am nominating this article with his permission. This has been in the state of hibernation for a long time since the first nomination, but I think that now it's ready. All of the actual letters were written by Pup, I only made the responses (and some changes to the formatting). Enjoy! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:37, May 5, 2014 (UTC)
  2. For. 24.1.80.167 20:54, May 6, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For. risky free ShabiDOO 00:50, May 10, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. Napoleon Khan (talk) 18:15, July 9, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Anton has a nack of writing non-encyclopedic looking articles in a very funny way. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:13, July 11, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:40, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

vote

Peter Sagan

Score: 4.5 doped robots
Nomination: Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:42, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5
  1. Self-nom and 4. --Snowflake mini Mattsnow
  2. Bytes on bikes Aleister 23:44 14-4-14
  3. For. Yes indeed. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 06:44, April 15, 2014 (UTC)
  4. For. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:35, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. For. 71.255.140.6 12:21, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  6. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:53, May 6, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Tour de France was a feature. This one is close but not yet. Too many jokes seem to me to be telling the reader about a funny thing that really did happen in his life rather than making original jokes or humour about him. Keep going with it! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:35, April 18, 2014 (UTC)

See also

Awards, Decorations and Honours
Awards2 Awards Order of Uncyclopedia · Awards, Decorations and Honours · Admin Rank · Ninjastars
Ranks &
Honours
Writer of the Month · Uncyclopedian of the Month · n00b of the moment
Potatochopper of the Month

Foolitzer Prize
Writer of the Year · Uncyclopedian of the Year · RadicalX of the Year
RYA · User Space Affiliations · Past Winners


Limelight VFH · VFP · Best of · Top Ten: 2005 · 2006 · 2007 · 2008 · 2009 · 2010 · 2011 · 2012 · Uncyclopedia:Top 10 Articles of 2013 · Hall of Shame
Prix citron Useless Gobshite of the Month · Useless Gobshite of the Year · Sandwich of the Month · FFS
Events citron Poo Lit Suprise · Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball · The Article Whisperer
Happy Monkey Competition · Other competitions
Old VFH archives:

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14

Personal tools
projects