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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit an article during a vote to delete it. You can flip your vote if the article improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read why we voted to keep it, the last time.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question, or else the moderator may invalidate the vote. If adding {{VFD}} to an article already under vote, reset the 24-hour clock.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Elements H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 2362 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A 'Dead end page' of meaningless gibberish.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  23:27, May 12, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This dead end was created by Anon, seven months ago, and not tagged for monitoring to see if it grew into a funny article, which it didn't. Spıke Radiomicrophone11:12 13-May-17
  3. Redirect to Periodic table --Oblique (talk) 02:32, May 17, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stubby failure. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:37, June 1, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. A Chemist capturing samples of 118 elements in a periodic table sounds more like Pokemon than prison or slavery. The basic premise could be recycled but the execution ultimately falls flat. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:21, August 7, 2017 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not the best article, but not worst either. Doesn't deserve deletion in my opinion. Expert 3222 14:58, June 9, 2017 (UTC)
Comments

John Ritter H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 2361 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote The illuminate want you to believe this is good Well, it isn't. Cack.  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  23:41, May 12, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Apart from the use of the Illuminati as a meme, this article, mostly on the actor's notorious death, has no comedy strategy and no comedy. Spıke Radiomicrophone11:13 13-May-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny stub. Expert 3222 15:03, June 9, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. An unfunny obituary, not a funny biography. Three's Company has more potential, and we could use more 70's and 80's TV shows. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:21, August 7, 2017 (UTC)
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Asian Nazis H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 2312 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is attracting cruft today because this article does nothing but invite it. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:29 15-May-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pointless.--HolUp (talk) 01:05, May 28, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Delete Dear god why —Oblique 03:57, May 30, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Delete Randumb racism, a rambling grocery list of comedic ingredients that manages to mix in cyborgs, aliens and a world tour trying to replicate the tastelessness of Hitler's fried chicken in Thailand. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:21, August 7, 2017 (UTC)
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Soviet Britain H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 2260 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Alternate history cruft.--HolUp (talk) 04:49, May 17, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Styling a country or political subdivision as a Soviet republic is so trite that How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid has begged authors not to do it for years. Casting Britain as a Soviet republic here is chock-full of allegory about actual (past) British politicians. The Soviet strategy guarantees that any "humor" will be heavy-handed. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:29 17-May-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Silliness is usually a good thing, but not here. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 23:53, May 22, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing but nyet. The only thing worth keeping is the image of comrade Robin Hood. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:21, August 7, 2017 (UTC)
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Russophilie H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 2238 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wacky Disease article by Philippine problem child 50 Years of Victory!. No, sprinkling in Cyrillic characters doesn't make it funny. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:39 18-May-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I agree with Spike. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 14:55, May 20, 2017 (UTC)
  3. DeleteOblique 22:11, May 31, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Opening with Chuck Norris is a symptom of an ill article, as are the gallons of vodka. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:21, August 7, 2017 (UTC)
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Comments

Perhaps clear the text and make it a redirect page to the Orange One. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:48, July 15, 2017 (UTC)

Ubergeek H T D

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 2016 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lots of cruft, little comedy.--HolUp (talk) 09:33, May 27, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This 2008 creation of EvilCecil4th tries to assemble the perfect caricature, and thereby sidesteps any creative comedy. When the article seems to be getting close, it turns aside into self-reference. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:15 28-May-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wrote this unfunny thing as a kid, can't believe it's still up after all these years. Putting my own vote in to ensure it actually gets deleted, just in case any keep votes show up. If any do, inform me. --EvilCecil4th (talk) 12:35, June 1, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. For the Sins of the Child I vote for its demise. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:46, July 15, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Derails into a series of celebrity cameos and lists, leaving just a paragraph sized chunk and not enough material for a full article. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:21, August 7, 2017 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

Comments

Galaxy PGC0661467 H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 1853 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article that no one will ever look up, whose only comedy strategy is assembling a deliberately pathetic article. 100% navelism ought to evidence some degree of skill, and this attempt does not. Spıke Radiomicrophone04:27 3-Jun-17
  2. Delete Nonsense —Oblique 09:03, June 3, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.--HolUp (talk) 20:33, June 3, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. As void of comedic content as the deep recesses of interstellar space. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:21, August 7, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bring on a black hole
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No keep votes.

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Sofia the First H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 1599 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny, random, and bizarre article with very poor formatting. --Waitwhereaminow (talk) 18:31, June 13, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Abandoned by author too late to use QVFD and too early for him to learn our formatting and house style. Quotecruft then list of characters. Fanfiction. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:45 14-Jun-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.Pants. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:45, July 15, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.Celebrity endorsements and a genealogy chart. A pitch for a cartoon, not an encyclopedia article, although admittedly I would check out a series about talking bacteria. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:21, August 7, 2017 (UTC)
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Comments
  • It would help if youse spelled the page correctly, or keep trying if it keeps coming up red. Spıke Radiomicrophone04:54 14-Jun-17

Cheesium H T D Survivor

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 1590 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Moronic and pointless. The preceding unsigned comment was added by HolUp (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ugh! From Famine from 2005. Demonstrates expertise in form-filling-out but not humor. This is like a satire Materials Safety Data Sheet; in other words, a giant Infobox that is painful to search to see if there is actual comedy within. Spıke Radiomicrophone04:49 14-Jun-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let's see if Famine still gives a stuff about this website if this article heads for the dumper.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:44, July 15, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Although it may well get the award for most detailed properties of a fictional hazardous material, it's still a lackluster sequel to Idiotic Table of Elements. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:21, August 7, 2017 (UTC)
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Gay Pirates H T D

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 1587 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Middle school-tier humor.--HolUp (talk) 05:49, June 14, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stereotypical without any comedy concept. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:45 21-Jun-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not quality enough. Cg097 (talk) 16:55, July 15, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Walk the plank.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:42, July 15, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. You can probably predict what is says without even reading it. Undictionary: Butt Pirate can go as well.
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Only weird, not humorous.

Irritable of contents (talk) 20:21, August 7, 2017 (UTC)

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Hip Hop H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1425 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An inferior, cruder version of rap. The good content from this article should be salvaged and moved into that article.--HolUp (talk) 00:14, June 21, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The hypnotic repetition of lyrics like it was recycled animation cells and the dropping of g's and addition of d's are really the only things worth keeping that Rap doesn't already mention. Definitely an article we need, but not this iteration. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:21, August 7, 2017 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

Comments
  • I have ripped out the truly horrible sections; have no opinion on what is left. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:44 21-Jun-17

Lesbian party H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 832 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Too much randumbo. Cg097 (talk) 16:56, July 15, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's a gonna. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:40, July 15, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Weirdness galore, but not in a good way. --Yours truly, Weather Underground Talk 23:43, August 2, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. As random as gay pirates is predictable. User:LeisurePirate/Lesbian party can also get round house kicked into oblivion. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:21, August 7, 2017 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

Comments

Real H T D Survivor

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 393 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete."You are not real" is the only joke here, and the concept of real or realism should have some more sophisticated humor than this. --Yours truly, Weather Underground Talk 23:39, August 2, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Really? Irritable of contents (talk) 20:21, August 7, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Begone. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:42, August 8, 2017 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

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Napoleon H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 284 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap article,pure randumbo. Suggest this page redirects to Napoleon Bonaparte or a disambiguation page. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:28, August 7, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The needless swearing and cameos doesn't help either (nor do the parenthesis). Irritable of contents (talk) 20:21, August 7, 2017 (UTC)
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Cancer porn H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 184 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Along the lines of amputee fetishism and beyond a fix tag, from David Gerard and contrary to the look of it not from Dr. Cootsier Boobsoff and Dr. Juerdior Titsgo or the creator of Ren and Stimpy. Both uses variants of theme to the point of navelism and trails off topic getting bored into child slave rape, aushwitz, fan fiction and furries towards the end. To quote the article, "Yer shittin' me." Irritable of contents (talk) 17:14, August 11, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ew. Cg097 (talk) 02:47, August 16, 2017 (UTC)
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