Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month

Useless Gobshite of the Month badge

This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered "member".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself. (Unless you are Lyrithya)
• Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate.
• Consistently write crap.
• If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.

Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

• "Looked at" funny
• Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
• Huffed mercilessly
• The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
• A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

Past "Winners"

Elvis • Scrotum • Nerd42 • Kakun • Zombiebaron (2) • General Specific • Nintendorulez • Flameviper • Boothman • Wikia (2) • SU182 • Anonymous Slashy • Powershot dude • Drama • Mylen • Webgeek111 • Braydie • Walter Humala • Starnestommy • Gert5 • Ohadaloni • Zeldafan500 • Famine • Masterof9puppets • Olipro (3) • MediaWiki default • Fonchezzz • Hinoa • Rcmurphy (2) • Savethemooses • LOLZORZ • Cajek • Dr. Skullthumper (8) • Sawblade5 • SysRq • Dexter111344 • YesTimeToEdit • Spang • Kip the Dip • Cows go moo when they poo • Dave2 • Gouncyclopedia! • Modusoperandi • Syndrome • MrN9000 • Toungebud • Miley Spears • Thekillerfroggy (2) • Hey people! • Why do I need to provide this? • Mnbvcxz • PuppyOnTheRadio (2) • Ptok-Bentoniczny • HELPME • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Necropaxx • TOAST • Maniac1075 • Chronarion • Thatdamnedfollowspot • Mrowa • Lyrithya (5) • Dancing dude • Lollipop • Fnoodle • Roman Dog Bird • Frosty (3) • Bizzeebeever • TheHappySpaceman • Joe9320

For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here

Official Nominations for September

MadMax (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 1

• Nom + For Because he stopped editing ages ago and therefore deserves this. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:46, September 8, 2012 (UTC)

Lyrithya (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 1

• Nom. How have I not gotten this more? I couldn't even remember my own username. -— Lyrithya ༆ 05:27, November 21, 2012 (UTC)
• Dont you hate it how Lyrithya always goes around being so happy and jolly and giving everyone a sense of optimism about the site and a belief in ones writing skills and the vast array of articles she writes. I tell you...it just makes me feel so inadequate. God Lyrithya is the opposite of a gob-shite which is why Im voting for her...because...today I decided I would be a hypster. --ShabiDOO 02:14, November 22, 2012 (UTC)