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This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

  • Be a registered "member".
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself. (Unless you are Lyrithya)
  • Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate.
  • Consistently write crap.
  • If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.


Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

  • "Looked at" funny
  • Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
  • Huffed mercilessly
  • The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
  • A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

Past "Winners"

ElvisScrotumNerd42KakunZombiebaron (2) • General SpecificNintendorulezFlameviperBoothmanWikia (2) • SU182Anonymous SlashyPowershot dudeDramaMylenWebgeek111BraydieWalter HumalaStarnestommyGert5OhadaloniZeldafan500FamineMasterof9puppetsOlipro (3) • MediaWiki defaultFonchezzzHinoaRcmurphy (2) • SavethemoosesLOLZORZCajekDr. Skullthumper (8) • Sawblade5SysRqDexter111344YesTimeToEditSpangKip the DipCows go moo when they pooDave2Gouncyclopedia!FrostySyndromeMrN9000ToungebudMiley SpearsThekillerfroggy (2) • Hey people!Why do I need to provide this?MnbvcxzPuppyOnTheRadio (2) • Ptok-BentonicznyHELPMEElectrified mocha chinchillaNecropaxxTOASTManiac1075ChronarionThatdamnedfollowspotMrowaLyrithya (5) • Dancing dudeLollipopFnoodleRoman Dog BirdFrosty (3) • BizzeebeeverTheHappySpacemanJoe9320

For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here

Official Nominations for September

MadMax

Score: 1
  1. Nom + For Because he stopped editing ages ago and therefore deserves this. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:46, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
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