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=Official Nominations for March=
=Official Nominations for April=
{{s|+2 Happy Fun Time Votes}}
*'''Nom and For''', I can't see why this hasn't happened before. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 00:25, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
<s>*'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}} 00:26, 29 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
*'''For''' Putting the "FUN" back in "UGOTM." {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 00:29, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Nobody expects the UGotM! {{User:Spang/Sig}} <small>00:31, 29 Mar 2007</small>
*'''For'''. U GOT EM! lol --{{User:Contestant/sig}} 00:32, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. Some jokes aren't funny. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 00:36, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. Unsuitable. --[[User:Hrodulf|Hrodulf]] 00:39, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''for''' because he infiniblocked starnes who was more worthy of the award --{{User:UNKNOWNFILE/sig}} 00:45, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
*<s>'''For''' - FU BRAYDIE. And per UNKNOWNFILE. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 01:20, 29 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
**'''Abstain''' --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 01:40, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
**'''Comment''' So you want a good person to get a bad award for doing the right thing? Madness! {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 01:35, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
::'''COMMENT'''. THIS IS [[Thermopylae|SPAR-TA!!!!]]{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 01:56, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' He totally deserves this.--{{User:Zerotrousers/sig}} 22:55, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. Braydie doesn't deserve awards. --{{User:Mitch 1 2/sig}} 01:19, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
*<s>'''For''' purely because this archaic voting method still exists. You have failed. --{{User:Kalir/sig}} 01:34, 30 March 2007 (UTC) </s>
**'''Abstain''' because I want to [[User:Kalir/groinkicking|vote for DiZ]] instead. {{User:Kalir/sig}} 15:29, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - and about time too. I was thinking of nomming Mhaille this month, so maybe I'll do that later. {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 03:54, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' I'm all for making UGOTM fun, but Braydie? The ''Braydie''? As in the famed Brayderick "Braydie" Brayderson III of Buckinghamfortworthshire? This I cannot stand for. But lol at Bradaphraser's comment. {{User:Squiggle/sig}} 04:15, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
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*'''Against''' --{{User:Alksub/sig}} 16:40, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
*<s>'''Self Nom+for''' He is a complete and utter, Irredeemable load of bats piss. He sincerely reminds me of the pieces of steaming elephant turd droppings I occasionly find on the left side of the road.--[[User:Shas'O'my'gosh|&#91;&#91;User:Shas&#39;O&#39;my&#39;gosh&#124;Shas]]]] 11:57, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' I totally agree with Shas. I deserve this award completely.--{{User:Zerotrousers/sig}} 12:01, 23 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
**'''Cannot be nommed''' - Sockpuppetry with old account, and self-nommed. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 13:48, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
{{S|+1 ghey donuts}}
*'''For''' Trying to foist his [[Ouroboros|religious beliefs]] on us. Next time use [[HowTo:Start a Religion|the HowTo]].{{unsigned|Jedravent}} [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia%3AUseless_Gobshite_of_the_Month&diff=1710593&oldid=1701404 diff]
*'''Against''' For others trying to devalue his religious beliefs on him. [[User:Mr. Briggs Inc.|Mr. Briggs Inc.]] 20:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Eh?
*'''For''' because he won't [[User:Kalir/groinkicking|shut the fuck up,]] [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Steve!]] You're scaring him! {{User:Kalir/sig}} 15:29, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
*<s>'''For.''' In the last few weeks, this guy has succeeding in pissing off many an admin on both Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has frequently flooded in the Uncyclopedia IRC channel, supposedly to "test bots", and has made a complete fool of himself. I believe that he is therefore fit for the award. --{{User:UNKNOWNFILE/sig}} 07:18, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
*<s>'''For''' I am a complete, irredeemable dumbass. --{{User:Starnestommy/sig1}} 07:21, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
*<s>'''For''': His contributions (none) are appreciated by the Uncyclopedia community. Let's hope he never attempts to contribute. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 07:33, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
*<s>'''against''' because I'm going to nice for the first time in quite a while. [[User:Zombieninja666|Zombieninja666]]</s>
*<s>'''For''' - because he wants the award, and I'm helping him. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 10:30, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
*<s>'''For''' emc said it. {{User:Braydie/sig2}} <small>12:40, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</small></s>
*<s>'''For''' per nom. --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 17:14, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
<s>*'''F☭R''', because I was denied the award and I can't let that happen to him, too. He's worked as hard for it. You're my boy, Starnestommy. {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}} 20:27, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
*<s>'''For''' because all the cool kids are doing it... --[[User:CaptainKickass|CaptainKickass]] 20:58, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
*<s>'''For''', if he's not banned already. --{{User:Contestant/sig}} 21:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
:*<s>'''Comment.''' He was banned for a day by Hinoa, but that makes him still eligible. --{{User:Contestant/sig}} 21:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
::*<s>'''Comment''' I was unbanned about two hours later by [[User:Tompkins|Tompkins]]. --{{User:Starnestommy/sig1}} 21:10, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
*<s>'''Fooooooooooor!''' --{{User:Lugiatm/sig2}} 21:10, 19 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
*<s>'''Bloody hell''' - Infinite block at the last second by Braydie. Can we still give this to him anyways? --{{User:UNKNOWNFILE/sig}} 00:02, 29 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
*'''Uneligable''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 00:30, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
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Useless Gobshite of the Month badge

This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

  • Be a registered "member".
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Any nominee cannot have been banned for longer than a day, for at least the previous month.
  • Consistently write crap.

Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.

Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

  • "Looked at" funny
  • Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
  • Huffed mercilessly
  • A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}


Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Also add {{VoteGOTM}} to the nominee's user space.

Past "Winners"

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