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[[Category: Uncyclopedia Awards, Decorations and Honours]]
 
 
This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. ''And'' it's the Voting page.
 
This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. ''And'' it's the Voting page.
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=Eligibility Requirements=
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==Eligibility Requirements==
   
 
To be nominated, you must:
 
To be nominated, you must:
   
 
* Be a registered "member".
 
* Be a registered "member".
* Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
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* '''Not nominate yourself.''' You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself. (Unless you are {{U|Lyrithya}})
 
* Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but '''post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate'''.
 
* Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but '''post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate'''.
 
* Consistently write crap.
 
* Consistently write crap.
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*<span style="color:#7F00FF;"><big>If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, '''don't take it here'''. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is ''[[User:SU182|really]], [[User:Zeldafan500|really]], [[user:Nintendorulez|really]] deserving''. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you [[Ban|dealt with accordingly]].</big></span>
   
=Who to Vote For?=
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==Who to Vote For?==
   
 
Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.
 
Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.
*If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, '''don't take it here'''. [[Ban Patrol]] and [[FFS]] are that way. --->
 
   
=Fabulous Prizes=
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==Fabulous Prizes==
   
 
Winners will get:
 
Winners will get:
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* Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
 
* Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
 
* Huffed mercilessly
 
* Huffed mercilessly
* The chance to add the prefix "'''Pleb'''" to your name, and wear it like a badge.
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* The chance to add the prefix "'''Pleb'''" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
 
* '''A fancy template''' to put on their user page: <small>{{tl|GOTM}}</small>
 
* '''A fancy template''' to put on their user page: <small>{{tl|GOTM}}</small>
   
=NOMINATE!!!=
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==Past "Winners"==
Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.
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{{U|Elvis}} &bull;
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{{U|Scrotum}} &bull;
Also add {{tl|VoteGOTM}} to the nominee's user space.
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{{U|Nerd42}} &bull;
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{{U|Kakun}} &bull;
=Past "Winners"=
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{{U|Zombiebaron}} (2) &bull;
[[User:Elvis|Sir Elvis]] &bull; [[User:Scrotum|Scrotum]] &bull; [[User:Nerd42|Nerd42]] &bull; [[user:Kakun|Kakun]] &bull; [[user:Zombiebaron|Zombiebaron]] &bull; [[user:General Specific|General Specific]] &bull; [[user:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez]] &bull; [[user:Flameviper|Flameviper]] &bull; [[user:Boothman|Boothman]] &bull; [[user:Wikia|Wikia]] &bull; [[user:SU182|SU182]] &bull; [[User:Anonymous Slashy|Slashy/Rewrite]] &bull; [[User:Powershot dude|Powershot dude]] &bull; [[User:Drama|Drama]] &bull; [[User:Mylen|Mylen]] &bull; [[User:Webgeek111|Webgeek111]] &bull; [[User:Braydie|Braydie]] &bull; [[User:Walter Humala|Walter Humala]] &bull; [[User:Starnestommy|Starnestommy]] &bull; [[User:Gert5|Gert5]] &bull; {{u|Ohadaloni}} &bull; [[User:Zeldafan500|Zeldafan500]]
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{{U|General Specific}} &bull;
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{{U|Nintendorulez}} &bull;
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{{U|Flameviper}} &bull;
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{{U|Boothman}} &bull;
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{{U|Wikia}} (2) &bull;
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{{U|SU182}} &bull;
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{{U|Anonymous Slashy}} &bull;
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{{U|Powershot dude}} &bull;
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{{U|Drama}} &bull;
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{{U|Mylen}} &bull;
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{{U|Webgeek111}} &bull;
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{{U|Braydie}} &bull;
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{{U|Walter Humala}} &bull;
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{{U|Starnestommy}} &bull;
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{{U|Gert5}} &bull;
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{{U|Ohadaloni}} &bull;
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{{U|Zeldafan500}} &bull;
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{{U|Famine}} &bull;
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{{U|Masterof9puppets}} &bull;
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{{U|Olipro}} (3) &bull;
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{{U|MediaWiki default}} &bull;
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{{U|Fonchezzz}} &bull;
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{{U|Hinoa}} &bull;
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{{U|Rcmurphy}} (2) &bull;
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{{U|Savethemooses}} &bull;
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{{U|LOLZORZ}} &bull;
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{{U|Cajek}} &bull;
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{{U|Dr. Skullthumper}} (8) &bull;
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{{U|Sawblade5}} &bull;
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{{U|SysRq}} &bull;
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{{U|Dexter111344}} &bull;
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{{U|YesTimeToEdit}} &bull;
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{{U|Spang}} &bull;
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{{U|Kip the Dip}} &bull;
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{{U|Cows go moo when they poo}} &bull;
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{{U|Dave2}} &bull;
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{{U|Gouncyclopedia!}} &bull;
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{{admin}} &bull;
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{{U|Syndrome}} &bull;
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{{U|MrN9000}} &bull;
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{{U|Toungebud}} &bull;
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{{U|Miley Spears}} &bull;
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{{U|Thekillerfroggy}} (2) &bull;
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{{U|Hey people!}} &bull;
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{{U|Why do I need to provide this?}} &bull;
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{{U|Mnbvcxz}} &bull;
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{{U|PuppyOnTheRadio}} (2) &bull;
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{{U|Ptok-Bentoniczny}} &bull;
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{{U|HELPME}} &bull;
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{{U|Electrified mocha chinchilla}} &bull;
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{{U|Necropaxx}} &bull;
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{{u|TOAST}} &bull;
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{{u|Maniac1075}} &bull;
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{{u|Chronarion}} &bull;
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{{u|Thatdamnedfollowspot}} &bull;
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{{u|Mrowa}} &bull;
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{{u|Lyrithya}} (5) &bull;
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{{U|Dancing dude}} &bull;
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{{u|Lollipop}} &bull;
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{{u|Fnoodle}} &bull;
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{{u|Roman Dog Bird}} &bull;
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{{u|Frosty}} (3) &bull;
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{{u|Bizzeebeever}} &bull;
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{{times|{{u|TheHappySpaceman}}}} &bull;
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{{u|Joe9320}}
   
 
For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go [[Uncyclopedia: Useless Gobshite of the Month/archive|here]]
 
For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go [[Uncyclopedia: Useless Gobshite of the Month/archive|here]]
   
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==Official Nominations for April==
   
=Official Nominations for September=
 
=={{User|Famine}}==
 
{{s|+11 & an additional OVER 9000 Users That People Love To Hate}}
 
*'''Nom''' and '''For'''. IRC is where people come to complain about bans, and nobody causes more moaning and whining then this man. More often then not, I've had to spend at least a minute explaining to a banned user how little I cared about Famine banning them for being a vandal. This has kept me from doing other things, like pretending to care if I have one foot or two. Also, in amongst all the great stuff that he "does around the site"http://uncyclopedia.org/skins/common/images/button_sig.png
 
Your signature with timestamp, he's probably tripped up once. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 22:30, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''STRONG FOR''' This user needs to [[User:Famine/Do some work|do some work]] and quit fucking around. {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} 22:33, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. He hatez [[Mudkip|Mudkipz]]... --[[User:Eiyuu Kou|Eiyuu Kou]] 22:34, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' - He takes this site a bit to seriously. --{{User:Manforman/sig}} 22:36, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
::M4M, just get out. Seriously. Go home. You're not ready for this place.--
 
{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:42, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
::: Flammable = Legend <3 --{{User:Bonner/Sig}} 22:45, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
::<s>Agree with Bonner--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 22:46, 21 September 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*'''STRONGER FOR''' - Oh I '''So''' Agree --{{User:Bonner/Sig}} 22:39, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''UBER STRONG FOR''' - and give him a good ban while you're at it--{{User:THEDUDEMAN/sig}} 22:48, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Comment''' he can just unban him self, he's an administrator--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 22:46, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
:*M4M I know that. I just forgot to log in--{{User:THEDUDEMAN/sig}} 22:48, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
:: Manforman - You.Don't.Gettit.Do.You? --{{User:Bonner/Sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
: Bonner, just because I VFD'd your articles doesn't mean anything. I retracted them and they were kept, shouldn't that make you happy?--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 22:53, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
::It's not that, you take things too seriously. Just chill out and have some fun.--{{User:THEDUDEMAN/sig}} 22:55, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
::: Exactly what THEDUDEMAN said. It's nothing personal --{{User:Bonner/Sig}} 23:07, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' [[User:Baggy's Revenge|Baggy&#39;s Revenge]] 22:48, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''FOR''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''AGAINST''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''FOR AND A HALF''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''AGAINST''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''FOR AND A THIRD''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''AGAINST''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''FOR AND A TENTH''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''AGAINST''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''FOR AND ONE TWENTIETH''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''FOR''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''FOR AND A TWO HUNDREDTHS''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''FOR''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''FOR''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''FOR''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''FOR''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''AGAINST''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''AGAINST''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''AGAINST''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''AGAINST''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''AGAINST''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''AGAINST''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''AGAINST''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''AGAINST''' --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' - [[User:Walking Contradiction|Walking Contradiction]] 22:51, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''STRONG FOR''' - Despite his cool Gothic-font sig, "he's so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." I know, because Olipro told me and this is his area of "expertise". --[[User:Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens|Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens]] 22:54, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''OVER 9000 fors''' --[[User:Crazycarl123|Crazycarl123]] 22:56, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''[[Against|You have got to be fucking kidding me]]''' {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 22:56, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
:Well, I try, at least. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 23:11, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Fo' sho'''' And this is [[A Joke|serious]]. --[[User:Dexter111344|Dexter111344]] 22:59, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*<big><big><big>FOR!</big></big></big>. This guy hasn't made a dozen contributions over the last month. Hell, Villahj_Ideeut does more than this lazy chump! --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 23:24, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''A☭AINST''', {{User:Tom mayfair/sig|09/21 23:57}}
 
*'''Strong for.''' This guy'd be late for the apocalypse. {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|23:37 Sep 21, 2007}}
 
*'''YES''' {{User:Roman Dog Bird/sig}} 23:55, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''FORE!''' - Because, I, have the right to vote, plus I get one of those fancy relaxing clocks for doing so! - {{User:Enzo Aquarius/sig}} 00:00, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==<span class="stealthexternallink">[http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU<span title="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Astley87">Astley87</span>] (<span class="stealthexternallink">[http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU<span title="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User talk:Astley86">Talk</span>] &bull; [[User:Kip the Dip/rickroll|Contribs]] &bull; [[User:Kip the Dip/rickroll|Block]] (<small><small>[[User:Kip the Dip/rickroll|rem]]-[[User:Kip the Dip/rickroll|lst]]-[[User:Kip the Dip/rickroll|all]]</small></small>) &bull; [[User:Kip the Dip/rickroll|Logs]] &bull; [[User:Kip the Dip/rickroll|Groups]] &bull; [[User:Kip the Dip/rickroll|Checkuser]])==
 
{{s|1 non-strangers to love}}
 
*'''Nom + For''' - Might as well nominate for gobshite while I still can. This user keeps writing stupid shit, vandalizes pages, had the nerve to call me a jackass on my own talk page. Desperately needs this award. {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} 19:14, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
 
==<s>{{User|Yellow 130}}</s>==
 
{{s|+2 dead colors}}
 
*'''Nom and For''' - He's annoying both in Uncyclopedia, and real life. {{User:Capercorn/sig}} 02:31, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' - He /msg spammed me on IRC and was spamming the channel itself. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 06:48, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Comment''' - now I may be wrong, but wasn't he banned for 1 week in the past month, thus making him ineligible --{{User:Manforman/sig}} 12:07, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
 
:*Correct. '''Ineligible.''' -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 08:14, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' You know him in really life?--[[User:Scott|Scott]] 02:34, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Comment''' I was banned for a month but I got unbanned peeps and more in one edit wow. {{User:Yellow 130/sig}} 01:31, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' I don't want it don't gimmie it I just don't wanna break da rules. {{User:Yellow 130/sig}} 02:57, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Comment''' Ya it wasn't a full week
 
*21 August 2007 Spang (Talk | contribs) unblocked Yellow 130 (contribs) (Promised on IRC to be good and more useful.)
 
03:12, 15 August 2007 Hinoa (Talk | contribs) blocked Yellow 130 (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month (Famine Says: "In 1 month all you've managed are 3 userpages edits and 6 forum edits, 3 of which were bad. UN:RTFM.")
 
See only 6 days LET THE VOTING CONTINUE. {{User:Yellow 130/sig}} 01:31, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
 
**Nevertheless, that's still more than '''one day in the previous month'''. '''Ineligimigible.''' --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 01:33, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
 
***Was it pre-or-post-nomination? Post-nom = not count.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 01:50, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
 
****Prenom --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 16:48, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
 
 
=={{user|Manforman}}==
 
{{s|0 Very Annoyed Users}}
 
*<s>'''Nom & For''' - Let's see. He stole my Cheeseboy line on [[SotM]], he floods [[VFD]], and dicks with [[FFS]]. He's used a sockpuppet, and also noms crappy articles on [[VFH]], as well as other [[#Jimbo Wales (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)|stupid noms]] on voting pages. Also, he's one of the other 8+ idiots who stole my infobox. Sorry Manforman, but this is how I feel. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 01:04, 1 September 2007 (UTC)</s> - ''Change vote''
 
*:''... who stole my infobox'' ... says the person whose very username is taken from someone else's article, and has apparently never used a template that he didn't create. {{User:Spang/Sig}} <small>06:57, 03 Sep 2007</small>
 
*<s>'''Delete.''' I mean, '''For.''' {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|01:51 Sep 01, 2007}}</s>
 
*<s>'''F☭R''', I say that if he gets banned this time 'round, we make it infinite. {{User:Tom mayfair/sig|09/01 01:22}}</s>
 
*'''For''' Without a doubt.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 01:08, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Support''' {{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} <span style="color: #000; font-family: serif;"><small>1/09/2007 @ 01:12</small></span>
 
*'''Oppose''' As per well, everyone else. --{{User:High Gen. Grue/sig}} 01:13, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*<s>'''Comment''' - You can give this award to me if you wish, but I [[Nobody Cares|don't care]]. This is equivalent to burning books just because there were written by Adolf Hitler, what will this accomplish?
 
 
:How is this funny? All it is is hurtful and is an attack towards users who aren't necessarily good as other users.
 
 
:A lot of users besides myself has been offended by this award, I cannot participate in a community full of mean assholes and have decided to quit Uncyclopedia '''''forever'''''. Fuck Uncyclopedia--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 01:20, 1 September 2007 (UTC) </s>
 
 
::Door-/->Ass, on the way out. --{{User:Flammable/sig}} 01:22, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 
:::*'''C☭MMENT''', Adolf Hitler wasn't a gobshite in comparison. {{User:Tom mayfair/sig|09/01 01:56}}
 
::::*[[Uncyclopedia is the worst]].-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 01:27, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Strong Against''' Even though I was mad at him, you all ought to be ashamed. He may be annoying some times, but he was far from useless. And now he is gone. I hope ya'll are happy. {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} 01:25, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 
:I nominate KtD for gobshite in august.--{{User:Flammable/sig}} 01:29, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 
:*'''C☭MMENT''', I strip & service women as a side job. How can I be ashamed?. {{User:Tom mayfair/sig|09/01 01:07}}
 
::*You mean rape? --{{User:High Gen. Grue/sig}} 01:31, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 
<s>*'''Reluctant, but strong, For''' I really wanted manforman to be a good uncyclopedian. I gave him the benefit of the doubt in my mind. Vfd and Qvfd, no big deal I thought. Being a general asshat, well so are a lot of users. But the fact that every damn article is an unfunny political assault, the fact that he continues to go on annoying people, after being warned, time and time again, his comments above, etc., well, I'm honestly not upset to see him go. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 03:08, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 
::/me looks up. Hmmm. Also, add in beating the dead horse that is Jimbo Wales' account. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 03:13, 1 September 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*<s>'''Oh so reluctant For''' as per RAHB. He summed my opinions up perfectly. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 03:10, 1 September 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
**Retracting vote, as I see this is clearly going nowhere at all. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 13:46, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*Just because you don't like me nor my writings doesn't make me a gobshite. And that it is not true that every article is an unfunny political assault. I am re-writing [[Booger King]] for Conservation week. And I haven't annoyed users since July--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 13:09, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Strong support''' He started a flamewar with me because he said that I couldn't ask to be nommed for VFS, even though there was no rule saying that I couldn't. He deserved this award for a very long time, and now we shall give it to him. --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 03:11, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. You're all taking this a bit too seriously. He has been trying to improve ever since Famine blocked him. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 12:09, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' - Anybody who takes UGotM seriously deserves UGotM. Judging by his recent contributions, he takes UGotM a lot more seriously than VFD and VFH, which is rather worrying to say the least. {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 12:17, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*<s>'''Against''' - those reasons above are the most stupid reasons, and a lot of the users were wrong in there reasoning...
 
 
:High Gen. Grue, where does it say you tought me the internet was just words? All you said in that flamewar settlement was ''"Okay. So we know each side of the story. So, Manforman, giving him the Brain Award was okay, but calling him "a dick that dosen't know it" and constand flaming is exactly what Cookies,yum! did to Andorin Kato. We all know what appened to him... So Manforman, why are you antagonizing and leaving angry messages on Insineratehymn's talk page? And Insineratehymn, why didn't you just ignore Manforman? NOBODY is innocent right now. --Lt. High Gen. Grue Comlink Grue Army UNSOC 23:23, 12 July 2007 (UTC)''" Yes, the internet is just words, but words can be very hurtful
 
 
:That stupid flamewar was nearly 2 months ago, Insineratehymn. You need to move on from things that happened in the past, focus on what's going on ''now'', not what happened then.
 
 
:I never would take this award seriously if it wasn't for the fact that everybody voted '''for''' me. In fact, I nominated Jimbo Wales to ''lighten up'', I think this award can be mean towards users, which is why I nominated a user who never edits here instead of an active editor.
 
 
:I have tried hard to be a good Uncyclopedian and nobody pays attention to the stuff I have tried to do, see my contributions and my articles for, and instead, users such as {{u|AAA!}} have focused on minor edits, such as the [[Fisher Price]] nomination on VFH, which I [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:VFH/Fisher_Price&diff=2332194&oldid=2332187 retracted]. There is nothing wrong with flooding [[VFD]], just as long as it doesn't break the 15 rule limit. The [[FFS]] nomination was a ''joke'' and what's wrong with steeling AAA's line on [[SotM]], I did it because I ''liked '' it.
 
 
:I thank the people who voted against me, and I still will not come back to edit here.--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 13:22, 1 September 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
 
::I thought you weren't coming back here. Look, at some point, tis award is voted on by a bunch of people on the [[Internets]]. Why are you taking this so [http://www.qwantz.com/fanart/DinoComicInternetSerious.png personally?]. The fact remains that you did what you did, and the defining difference is that when other people have made mistakes, they actually fix them. If you read the comments, you'll see exactly why you were voted for it, and given your history, it's justifiable. Given this failure of a rant, you haven't learned a thing. If that's not enough for gobshite, I don't know what it.
 
 
::By the way, If it hurts you so badly, don't live up to it by whining and complaining. Several people have gone from Gobshite nominees/winners to functional users; if you want to make people feel bad, throw it back in their faces by improving and learning something, maybe even winning UotM, WotM, or AotM instead of attention-whoring yourself out to the masses in a poor attempt to be a martyr. Otherwise, go home; we don't need you and your caterwauling here.--{{User:Flammable/sig}} 13:48, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 
:::Take [[User:Zombiebaron|Zombiebaron]] for example. He's an admin now. Look at me. I didn't win the Useless Gobshite award but people thought I was a serious risk. Read these conversations [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Tom_mayfair/Archives1#Idiot here] & [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Sir_Cornbread/archive2#Civility here]. Sir Cornbiscuit is quoted as sayin' ''"Oh and one last thing, I'm up for Uncyclopedian Of The Month. I think what I do just might be appreciated."''. Well, guess what? He never received UotM... but I did. How, you might say? I turned myself 'round. I continued to work but harder than ever before. Now just look at me. I'm a highly respected individual'''*'''. I stopped bein' an arse to the majority of people. I learned to not take anythin' serious on here because why bother with hate & anger. Hell, a [[Template:TaoistUser|userbox]] even helped me to change my ways. Look at it this way. Come back, accept all this as it is & learn from it like I did. I retract my vote & resubmit it as '''A☭AINST'''. Laugh it off, comrade. It'll make you feel better. {{User:Tom mayfair/sig|09/01 17:58}} '''*'''<small><small><small>Just let me believe it, okay?</small></small></small>
 
::::Sheesh. I thought UGotM was a ''joke''. Also retracting vote, and, because it's getting so personal, I'll also resubmit as an '''Against.''' Sorry, Manforman, I guess this award walks a very fine line between "joke" & "insult" every month. I voted thinking "joke". {{User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig|17:04 Sep 01, 2007}}
 
*'''Comment''' - I thought it was a joke as well, which is why I nominated Jimbo Wales for UGotM. It's just that some of the comments were personal on me and I was getting offended. If I offended someone, sorry, and I'll try to be more useful and take the award less seriously. And yes, I won't leave Uncyclopedia--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 17:21, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' per Mordillo comment--[[User:Scott|Scott]] 15:14, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
 
<s>*I'm still voting '''for'''. This guy's broken the 2nd golden rule of Uncyclopedia more times than anyone else, with the exception of maybe Nintendorulez. You can protest all you want Manforman, but you deserve this award, and you brought this upon yourself.--{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 00:06, 2 September 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
:*'''Comment''' Whoa, that was rather bitter. I'll strike my vote because as Manforman put it, this page is just a joke anyway. --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 00:13, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Comment''' - If you're about to vote '''for''' me, [[#Deadpool992 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)|think twice]]--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 00:50, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Exactly .68 of a For''', failed to leave Uncyclopedia for more than one day according to above notice. Also, has anyone else noticed that there's no rule here explicitly stating "you can only vote once" here? {{User:Kalir/sig}} 04:15, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. This "award" is less and less of a joke each month. Everyone needs to lighten up. {{User:Spang/Sig}} <small>06:41, 03 Sep 2007</small>
 
*'''Comment''' if this is 3 days into the month, it looks like she's gunna be a long one.. Continuamos! --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 09:26, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*<s>'''Against'''. I haven't seen any crime here worthy of UGotM. I have, however, seen (again) why I dislike this page so much. Remember [[‎User:SU182|SU182]]'s bad...everything? Remember [[User:Drama|Drama]]'s entirely fictional crimes? ''Those'' were worthy gobshites. Manforman's only faults appear to be over-eagerness, nudity, and poor taste in VFH noms. Flooding VFD? As long as it wasn't over the 15 article limit, isn't that a good thing? Stealing userboxes? Aw, muffin. Call me when he steals a WIP from someone's sandbox and releases it as his own. Seriously, call me. We'll do lunch. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 13:25, 3 September 2007 (UTC)</s> Damnit. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 22:56, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
 
:*He accused a respected Uncyclopedian (also up for WotM) of sockpuppetry, as well. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 18:09, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 
::*Plus, he doesn't know how to indent, I think. (It's the colon thing) --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 23:35, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*Will you stop attacking users? The fact is, at the time, he had less than than 10 contributions, one being voting for TheLedBalloon on UnBooks:Author of the month and his articles on VFH. I am not the only person who thought he was a puppet-master as well. I had the right to think he was a sockpuppet and the right to express it, even though he wasn't. It was a mistake, when you make a mistake, you move on, don't make personal attacks.--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 19:37, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 
::*You forgot Zeldafan, aka Mr. "screw helpful criticism, Chuck Norris shall rule the universe". It was like trying to argue intelligently with that hyperactive six-year-old I know. Y'know, the one who isn't a philosopher. {{User:Kalir/sig}} 19:07, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
 
::*Manforman was perfectly in the right mind when accusing UnIdiot of being Led's sock. I believed it myself 'till Led cleared things up. This doesn't change the fact that I still think he's worthless. However, I withdraw my vote, in favor of a better candidate. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 09:24, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. As per Modusoperandi.{{User:Ye Olde Luke/sig}} 03:12, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Adolf Hitler and his clones said to vote for.''' --[[User:Dexter111344|Dexter111344]] 01:39, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Support'''. He's following me around, basically being an a$$, and then he nominates me for this "award"? WTF??? --{{User:Cajek/sig}} 05:47, 20 September 2007 (UTC)
 
 
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*'''Nom+For''' This guy has been editing since January, and from what I can see, he's useless. I encountered him in IRC, where he was flooding, spamming, and being a general asshat. He then proceeded to vandalize my userpage, knowingly and willingly. I looked into it, and found that A) He's contributed nothing useful, and B) He has violated the vanity "policy" several times. In featured articles like [[AAA]], and others, he simply writes passages worth of unfunny shit, whilst leaving his mark of vanity on the page. Ok, I'm done now. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 09:24, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*<s>'''For'''. I've never encountered this guy myself, but he sounds like a total gobshite. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 13:44, 4 September 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*<s>'''For''' - I'm surprised he hasn't <s>been banned yet</s><s>, just got infi-banned--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 13:47, 4 September 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*'''Exactly .58 of a For vote''' because I cannot add. {{User:Kalir/sig}} 23:14, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Ugh''' quite an annoyance. --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 07:31, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*<s>'''Sure''' {{User:Roman Dog Bird/sig}} 21:09, 7 September 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*'''FOR''' -- I was there with RAHB when he showed up on IRC. He's a ten-year-old who is into Ben10 and Code Lyoko. He admitted to a handful of minor vandalism/really really bad writing. What more could you want in a Gobshite? {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} <small>21:32, Sep 7, 2007</small>
 
*'''For''' --{{User:The UnIdiot/sig}} 19:23, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 23:42, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
 
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Useless Gobshite of the Month badge

This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

edit Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

  • Be a registered "member".
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself. (Unless you are Lyrithya)
  • Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate.
  • Consistently write crap.
  • If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

edit Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.


edit Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

  • "Looked at" funny
  • Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
  • Huffed mercilessly
  • The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
  • A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

edit Past "Winners"

ElvisScrotumNerd42KakunZombiebaron (2) • General SpecificNintendorulezFlameviperBoothmanWikia (2) • SU182Anonymous SlashyPowershot dudeDramaMylenWebgeek111BraydieWalter HumalaStarnestommyGert5OhadaloniZeldafan500FamineMasterof9puppetsOlipro (3) • MediaWiki defaultFonchezzzHinoaRcmurphy (2) • SavethemoosesLOLZORZCajekDr. Skullthumper (8) • Sawblade5SysRqDexter111344YesTimeToEditSpangKip the DipCows go moo when they pooDave2Gouncyclopedia!SpikeSyndromeMrN9000ToungebudMiley SpearsThekillerfroggy (2) • Hey people!Why do I need to provide this?MnbvcxzPuppyOnTheRadio (2) • Ptok-BentonicznyHELPMEElectrified mocha chinchillaNecropaxxTOASTManiac1075ChronarionThatdamnedfollowspotMrowaLyrithya (5) • Dancing dudeLollipopFnoodleRoman Dog BirdFrosty (3) • BizzeebeeverTheHappySpacemanJoe9320

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