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[[Category: Uncyclopedia Awards, Decorations and Honours]]
 
 
This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. ''And'' it's the Voting page.
 
This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. ''And'' it's the Voting page.
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=Eligibility Requirements=
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==Eligibility Requirements==
   
 
To be nominated, you must:
 
To be nominated, you must:
   
 
* Be a registered "member".
 
* Be a registered "member".
* Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
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* '''Not nominate yourself.''' You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
* Any nominee cannot have been banned for longer than a day, for at least the previous month.
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* Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but '''post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate'''.
 
* Consistently write crap.
 
* Consistently write crap.
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*<span style="color:#7F00FF;"><big>If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, '''don't take it here'''. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is ''[[User:SU182|really]], [[User:Zeldafan500|really]], [[user:Nintendorulez|really]] deserving''. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you [[Ban|dealt with accordingly]].</big></span>
   
=Who to Vote For?=
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==Whom to Vote For?==
   
 
Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.
 
Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.
   
=Fabulous Prizes=
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==Fabulous Prizes==
   
 
Winners will get:
 
Winners will get:
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* Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
 
* Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
 
* Huffed mercilessly
 
* Huffed mercilessly
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* The chance to add the prefix "'''Pleb'''" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
 
* '''A fancy template''' to put on their user page: <small>{{tl|GOTM}}</small>
 
* '''A fancy template''' to put on their user page: <small>{{tl|GOTM}}</small>
   
=NOMINATE!!!=
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==Past "Winners"==
Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.
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{{U|Elvis}} &bull;
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{{U|Scrotum}} &bull;
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{{U|Nerd42}} &bull;
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{{U|Kakun}} &bull;
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{{U|Zombiebaron}} (2) &bull;
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{{U|General Specific}} &bull;
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{{U|Nintendorulez}} &bull;
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{{U|Flameviper}} &bull;
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{{U|Boothman}} &bull;
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{{U|Wikia}} (2) &bull;
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{{U|SU182}} &bull;
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{{U|Anonymous Slashy}} &bull;
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{{U|Powershot dude}} &bull;
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{{U|Drama}} &bull;
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{{U|Mylen}} &bull;
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{{U|Webgeek111}} &bull;
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{{U|Braydie}} &bull;
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{{U|Walter Humala}} &bull;
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{{U|Starnestommy}} &bull;
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{{U|Gert5}} &bull;
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{{U|Ohadaloni}} &bull;
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{{U|Zeldafan500}} &bull;
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{{U|Famine}} &bull;
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{{U|Masterof9puppets}} &bull;
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{{U|Olipro}} (3) &bull;
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{{U|MediaWiki default}} &bull;
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{{U|Fonchezzz}} &bull;
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{{U|Hinoa}} &bull;
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{{U|Rcmurphy}} (2) &bull;
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{{U|Savethemooses}} &bull;
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{{U|LOLZORZ}} &bull;
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{{U|Cajek}} &bull;
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{{U|Dr. Skullthumper}} (8) &bull;
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{{U|Sawblade5}} &bull;
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{{U|SysRq}} &bull;
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{{U|Dexter111344}} &bull;
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{{U|YesTimeToEdit}} &bull;
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{{U|Spang}} &bull;
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{{U|Kip the Dip}} &bull;
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{{U|Cows go moo when they poo}} &bull;
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{{U|Dave2}} &bull;
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{{U|Gouncyclopedia!}} &bull;
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{{admin}} &bull;
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{{U|Syndrome}} &bull;
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{{U|MrN9000}} &bull;
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{{U|Toungebud}} &bull;
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{{U|Miley Spears}} &bull;
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{{U|Thekillerfroggy}} (2) &bull;
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{{U|Hey people!}} &bull;
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{{U|Why do I need to provide this?}} &bull;
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{{U|Mnbvcxz}} &bull;
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{{U|PuppyOnTheRadio}} (2) &bull;
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{{U|Ptok-Bentoniczny}} &bull;
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{{U|HELPME}} &bull;
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{{U|Electrified mocha chinchilla}} &bull;
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{{U|Necropaxx}} &bull;
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{{u|TOAST}} &bull;
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{{u|Maniac1075}} &bull;
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{{u|Chronarion}} &bull;
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{{u|Thatdamnedfollowspot}} &bull;
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{{u|Mrowa}} &bull;
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{{u|Lyrithya}} (5) &bull;
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{{U|Dancing dude}} &bull;
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{{u|Lollipop}} &bull;
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{{u|Fnoodle}} &bull;
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{{u|Roman Dog Bird}} &bull;
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{{u|Frosty}} (3) &bull;
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{{u|Bizzeebeever}} &bull;
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{{times|{{u|TheHappySpaceman}}}} &bull;
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{{u|Joe9320}} &bull;
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{{u|SPIKE}} &bull;
   
Also add {{tl|VoteGOTM}} to the nominee's user space.
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For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go [[Uncyclopedia: Useless Gobshite of the Month/archive|here]]
   
=Past "Winners"=
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==Official Nominations for May==
&bull; [[User:Elvis|Sir Elvis]] &bull; [[User:Scrotum|Scrotum]] &bull; [[User:Nerd42|Nerd42]] &bull; [[user:Kakun|Kakun]] &bull; [[user:Zombiebaron|Zombiebaron]] &bull; [[user:General Specific|General Specific]] &bull; [[user:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez]] &bull; [[user:Flameviper|Flameviper]] &bull; [[user:Boothman|Boothman]] &bull; [[user:Wikia|Wikia]] &bull; [[user:SU182|SU182]] &bull; [[User:Anonymous Slashy|Slashy/Rewrite]] &bull; [[User:Powershot dude|Powershot dude]] &bull; [[User:Drama|Drama]] &bull; [[User:Mylen|Mylen]] &bull; [[User:Webgeek111|Webgeek111]]
 
   
=Official Nominations for March=
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(Please archive the below from April)
=={{User|Braydie}}==
 
{{s|+2 Happy Fun Time Votes}}
 
*'''Nom and For''', I can't see why this hasn't happened before. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 00:25, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 
<s>*'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}} 00:26, 29 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*'''For''' Putting the "FUN" back in "UGOTM." {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 00:29, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Nobody expects the UGotM! {{User:Spang/Sig}} <small>00:31, 29 Mar 2007</small>
 
*'''For'''. U GOT EM! lol --{{User:Contestant/sig}} 00:32, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. Some jokes aren't funny. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 00:36, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. Unsuitable. --[[User:Hrodulf|Hrodulf]] 00:39, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''for''' because he infiniblocked starnes who was more worthy of the award --{{User:UNKNOWNFILE/sig}} 00:45, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 
*<s>'''For''' - FU BRAYDIE. And per UNKNOWNFILE. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 01:20, 29 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
**'''Abstain''' --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 01:40, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 
**'''Comment''' So you want a good person to get a bad award for doing the right thing? Madness! {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 01:35, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 
::'''COMMENT'''. THIS IS [[Thermopylae|SPAR-TA!!!!]]{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 01:56, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' He totally deserves this.--{{User:Zerotrousers/sig}} 22:55, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. Braydie doesn't deserve awards. --{{User:Mitch 1 2/sig}} 01:19, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
 
*<s>'''For''' purely because this archaic voting method still exists. You have failed. --{{User:Kalir/sig}} 01:34, 30 March 2007 (UTC) </s>
 
**'''Abstain''' because I want to [[User:Kalir/groinkicking|vote for DiZ]] instead. {{User:Kalir/sig}} 15:29, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' - and about time too. I was thinking of nomming Mhaille this month, so maybe I'll do that later. {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 03:54, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' I'm all for making UGOTM fun, but Braydie? The ''Braydie''? As in the famed Brayderick "Braydie" Brayderson III of Buckinghamfortworthshire? This I cannot stand for. But lol at Bradaphraser's comment. {{User:Squiggle/sig}} 04:15, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
 
<!--FU BRAYDIE -->
 
*'''Against''' --{{User:Alksub/sig}} 16:40, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 
   
=={{User|Zerotrousers}}==
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=={{User|SPIKE}}==
*<s>'''Self Nom+for''' He is a complete and utter, Irredeemable load of bats piss. He sincerely reminds me of the pieces of steaming elephant turd droppings I occasionly find on the left side of the road.--[[User:Shas'O'my'gosh|&#91;&#91;User:Shas&#39;O&#39;my&#39;gosh&#124;Shas]]]] 11:57, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
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{{s|+4 people who don't like dogs with sticks}}
*'''For''' I totally agree with Shas. I deserve this award completely.--{{User:Zerotrousers/sig}} 12:01, 23 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
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*'''Nom''' and '''For'''. I've been gone for almost five years and how does he welcome me? He accuses me of a "bad comedy tactic," says "ridiculing...is my job" and when I just share important information says "if ladies wish to gossip, it is very bad." How's that for a welcome back? Especially from someone who SHOUTS HIS NAME in ALL CAPS! Then he gives me lots of "suggestions" on improving my article [[UnNews:Obama plans to get millions of girls]] just to make me look bad. Just because it's a whole lot better because of him is NO EXCUSE!!!!!! And on top of all that he broke my bedroom window, trespassed into my bedroom and pooped on my bed! OK he didn't really do that but HE COULD HAVE! Also I can't believe he's never been UGotM. OK, so "Spike" was but that has to be somebody different. {{User:Miley Spears/sig}} 03:47, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
**'''Cannot be nommed''' - Sockpuppetry with old account, and self-nommed. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 13:48, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
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*I've never seen Spike ever contribute much to the site. He seems to be the laziest of individuals. [[User:SPIKE|His completely disorganised user page]] just goes to show he has no self-discipline. A definite gobshite. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 14:10, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
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*For rubbing it in my nose when his team beat my team in American football by leaving the image of the deflated football up for THREE MONTHS! Definitely deserves a UGOTM. Besides, I'm a cat person. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 03:00, April 4, 2015 (UTC)
=={{User|DiZ}}==
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* For tirelessly training me to be funny and a good writer but not letting me write poo jokes. --[[User:EStop|EStop]] ([[User talk:EStop|talk]]) 15:57, April 16, 2015 (UTC)
{{S|+1 ghey donuts}}
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{{Nothing}}
*'''For''' Trying to foist his [[Ouroboros|religious beliefs]] on us. Next time use [[HowTo:Start a Religion|the HowTo]].{{unsigned|Jedravent}} [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia%3AUseless_Gobshite_of_the_Month&diff=1710593&oldid=1701404 diff]
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{{awardpage}}
*'''Against''' For others trying to devalue his religious beliefs on him. [[User:Mr. Briggs Inc.|Mr. Briggs Inc.]] 20:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC) Eh?
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[[Category: Uncyclopedia Awards, Decorations and Honours]]
*'''For''' because he won't [[User:Kalir/groinkicking|shut the fuck up,]] [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Steve!]] You're scaring him! {{User:Kalir/sig}} 15:29, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
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[[pl:Nonsensopedia:Bezużyteczny zrzęda miesiąca]]
 
==<s>{{User|Starnestommy}}</s>==
 
{{S|+9}}
 
*<s>'''For.''' In the last few weeks, this guy has succeeding in pissing off many an admin on both Uncyclopedia and Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has frequently flooded in the Uncyclopedia IRC channel, supposedly to "test bots", and has made a complete fool of himself. I believe that he is therefore fit for the award. --{{User:UNKNOWNFILE/sig}} 07:18, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*<s>'''For''' I am a complete, irredeemable dumbass. --{{User:Starnestommy/sig1}} 07:21, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*<s>'''For''': His contributions (none) are appreciated by the Uncyclopedia community. Let's hope he never attempts to contribute. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 07:33, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*<s>'''against''' because I'm going to nice for the first time in quite a while. [[User:Zombieninja666|Zombieninja666]]</s>
 
*<s>'''For''' - because he wants the award, and I'm helping him. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 10:30, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*<s>'''For''' emc said it. {{User:Braydie/sig2}} <small>12:40, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</small></s>
 
*<s>'''For''' per nom. --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 17:14, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
<s>*'''F☭R''', because I was denied the award and I can't let that happen to him, too. He's worked as hard for it. You're my boy, Starnestommy. {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}} 20:27, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*<s>'''For''' because all the cool kids are doing it... --[[User:CaptainKickass|CaptainKickass]] 20:58, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*<s>'''For''', if he's not banned already. --{{User:Contestant/sig}} 21:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
:*<s>'''Comment.''' He was banned for a day by Hinoa, but that makes him still eligible. --{{User:Contestant/sig}} 21:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
::*<s>'''Comment''' I was unbanned about two hours later by [[User:Tompkins|Tompkins]]. --{{User:Starnestommy/sig1}} 21:10, 18 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*<s>'''Fooooooooooor!''' --{{User:Lugiatm/sig2}} 21:10, 19 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*<s>'''Bloody hell''' - Infinite block at the last second by Braydie. Can we still give this to him anyways? --{{User:UNKNOWNFILE/sig}} 00:02, 29 March 2007 (UTC)</s>
 
*'''Uneligable''' -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 00:30, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
 
 
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{{awardpage}}
 

Latest revision as of 03:40, May 4, 2015

Craproll

Useless Gobshite of the Month badge

This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

edit Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

  • Be a registered "member".
  • Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
  • Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate.
  • Consistently write crap.
  • If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

edit Whom to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.

edit Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

  • "Looked at" funny
  • Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
  • Huffed mercilessly
  • The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
  • A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

edit Past "Winners"

ElvisScrotumNerd42KakunZombiebaron (2) • General SpecificNintendorulezFlameviperBoothmanWikia (2) • SU182Anonymous SlashyPowershot dudeDramaMylenWebgeek111BraydieWalter HumalaStarnestommyGert5OhadaloniZeldafan500FamineMasterof9puppetsOlipro (3) • MediaWiki defaultFonchezzzHinoaRcmurphy (2) • SavethemoosesLOLZORZCajekDr. Skullthumper (8) • Sawblade5SysRqDexter111344YesTimeToEditSpangKip the DipCows go moo when they pooDave2Gouncyclopedia!PupSyndromeMrN9000ToungebudMiley SpearsThekillerfroggy (2) • Hey people!Why do I need to provide this?MnbvcxzPuppyOnTheRadio (2) • Ptok-BentonicznyHELPMEElectrified mocha chinchillaNecropaxxTOASTManiac1075ChronarionThatdamnedfollowspotMrowaLyrithya (5) • Dancing dudeLollipopFnoodleRoman Dog BirdFrosty (3) • BizzeebeeverTheHappySpacemanJoe9320SPIKE

For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here

edit Official Nominations for May

(Please archive the below from April)

edit SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4 people who don't like dogs with sticks
  • Nom and For. I've been gone for almost five years and how does he welcome me? He accuses me of a "bad comedy tactic," says "ridiculing...is my job" and when I just share important information says "if ladies wish to gossip, it is very bad." How's that for a welcome back? Especially from someone who SHOUTS HIS NAME in ALL CAPS! Then he gives me lots of "suggestions" on improving my article UnNews:Obama plans to get millions of girls just to make me look bad. Just because it's a whole lot better because of him is NO EXCUSE!!!!!! And on top of all that he broke my bedroom window, trespassed into my bedroom and pooped on my bed! OK he didn't really do that but HE COULD HAVE! Also I can't believe he's never been UGotM. OK, so "Spike" was but that has to be somebody different. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:47, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
  • I've never seen Spike ever contribute much to the site. He seems to be the laziest of individuals. His completely disorganised user page just goes to show he has no self-discipline. A definite gobshite. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:10, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
  • For rubbing it in my nose when his team beat my team in American football by leaving the image of the deflated football up for THREE MONTHS! Definitely deserves a UGOTM. Besides, I'm a cat person. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:00, April 4, 2015 (UTC)
  • For tirelessly training me to be funny and a good writer but not letting me write poo jokes. --EStop (talk) 15:57, April 16, 2015 (UTC)
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