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September 2007

Famine (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +11 & an additional OVER 10000 Users That People Love To Hate
  • Nom and For. IRC is where people come to complain about bans, and nobody causes more moaning and whining then this man. More often then not, I've had to spend at least a minute explaining to a banned user how little I cared about Famine banning them for being a vandal. This has kept me from doing other things, like pretending to care if I have one foot or two. Also, in amongst all the great stuff that he "does around the site", he's probably tripped up once. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:30, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
  • STRONG FOR This user needs to do some work and quit fucking around. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 22:33, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He hatez Mudkipz... --Eiyuu Kou 22:34, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He takes this site a bit to seriously. --Sir Manforman CUN 22:36, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
M4M, just get out. Seriously. Go home. You're not ready for this place.--cter of Nebuchadnezzar|So

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Flammable = Legend <3 --BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) 22:45, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
Agree with Bonner--Sir Manforman CUN 22:46, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
  • STRONGER FOR - Oh I So Agree --BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) 22:39, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
  • UBER STRONG FOR - and give him a good ban while you're at it--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif 22:48, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment he can just unban him self, he's an administrator--Sir Manforman CUN 22:46, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
Manforman - You.Don't.Gettit.Do.You? --BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) 22:49, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
Bonner, just because I VFD'd your articles doesn't mean anything. I retracted them and they were kept, shouldn't that make you happy?--Sir Manforman CUN 22:53, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
It's not that, you take things too seriously. Just chill out and have some fun.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif 22:55, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
Exactly what THEDUDEMAN said. It's nothing personal --BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) 23:07, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
Time for your meds I presume? --AAA! (AAAA) 00:25, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
Well, I try, at least. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:11, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
Vote has been nullified by the order of the United Federation of Planets. - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 00:15, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
...that's it? Just 'for'? Not even a little sneaky comment?! No soup for you! :) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 15:39, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For...I have a grudge. Oh yeah, and I like seeing admins get UGOTM. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
  • FOR. What can I say? The man deserves it. Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:09, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Scott 15:55, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Astley87 (TalkContribsBlock (rem-lst-all) • LogsGroupsCheckuser)

Score: -1 non-strangers to love
  • Nom + For - Might as well nominate for gobshite while I still can. This user keeps writing stupid shit, vandalizes pages, had the nerve to call me a jackass on my own talk page. Desperately needs this award. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 19:14, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
  • C☭MMENT, But you are a jackass. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Yellow 130 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 dead colors
  • Nom and For - He's annoying both in Uncyclopedia, and real life. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 02:31, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He /msg spammed me on IRC and was spamming the channel itself. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:48, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - now I may be wrong, but wasn't he banned for 1 week in the past month, thus making him ineligible --Sir Manforman CUN 12:07, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Correct. Ineligible. -RAHB 08:14, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For You know him in really life?--Scott 02:34, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment I was banned for a month but I got unbanned peeps and more in one edit wow. User:Yellow 130/sig 01:31, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Against I don't want it don't gimmie it I just don't wanna break da rules. User:Yellow 130/sig 02:57, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Ya it wasn't a full week
  • 21 August 2007 Spang (Talk | contribs) unblocked Yellow 130 (contribs) (Promised on IRC to be good and more useful.)

03:12, 15 August 2007 Hinoa (Talk | contribs) blocked Yellow 130 (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month (Famine Says: "In 1 month all you've managed are 3 userpages edits and 6 forum edits, 3 of which were bad. UN:RTFM.") See only 6 days LET THE VOTING CONTINUE. User:Yellow 130/sig 01:31, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Jamesryanjcrjcr (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5.58jcrjcrjcrjcr...
  • Nom+For This guy has been editing since January, and from what I can see, he's useless. I encountered him in IRC, where he was flooding, spamming, and being a general asshat. He then proceeded to vandalize my userpage, knowingly and willingly. I looked into it, and found that A) He's contributed nothing useful, and B) He has violated the vanity "policy" several times. In featured articles like AAA, and others, he simply writes passages worth of unfunny shit, whilst leaving his mark of vanity on the page. Ok, I'm done now. -RAHB 09:24, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I've never encountered this guy myself, but he sounds like a total gobshite. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 13:44, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I'm surprised he hasn't <s>been banned yet, just got infi-banned--Sir Manforman CUN 13:47, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Exactly .58 of a For vote because I cannot add. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 23:14, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Ugh quite an annoyance. --THINKER 07:31, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Sure --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 21:09, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
  • FOR -- I was there with RAHB when he showed up on IRC. He's a ten-year-old who is into Ben10 and Code Lyoko. He admitted to a handful of minor vandalism/really really bad writing. What more could you want in a Gobshite? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:32, Sep 7, 2007
  • For --- UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 19:23, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 23:42, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Sucks for Jamesryanjcrjcr. Getting their/his UGotM taken like that by Famine. lol --Dexter111344 04:37, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

November 2007

Zana Dark (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7 crappy templates for IPs
  • Nom & For - Asked for it. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:05, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Uh, yeah. --  Le Cejak <-> 20:28, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For --General Insineratehymn 00:22, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

  • Ineligable - -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:23, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
    • She was banned post-nomination. Still in the running. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 12:22, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
      • Oh, I wasn't aware that you had some kind of say in the matter TKF. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:10, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
        • It's one thing to allow a nomination by striking a rule (see: TLB's self-nom), but it's another to strike a nom for no reason at all. As far as I see it, you have no say in this matter either. This is only a matter of the voters. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:50, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
          • Actually, the rule wasn't there when I showed up, I think AAA tried to add it in after the SN. But, like, I was all like "oh no you di-int!" and he was all like "what-ever". - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:03, Nov 15
            • Lies!! I deny everything!! --AAA! (AAAA) 05:15, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Olipro (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +7 potential bum rapists
  • Nom + For. I'm super super sick of having to give this guy fellatio every time I go on IRC. Give it a rest, dude! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:22, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For He accused me of trying to 'game the system'. I have never got over this accusation and have been unable to sustain an erection since. The Oblong Lobster 11:56, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Let's all beat the dead horse some more: OLIPRO WILL RAPE YOU! Yaaaaay! Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 01:11, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. Because I didn't get this award last month -- sannse@fandom (talk) 21:57, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
  • 4 - I didn't get all the gay jokes until I came here and saw this.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:10, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 02:20, November 11, 2007
  • For Didn't nominate himself. Althought I'd rather not discuss what he has done to himself. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:26, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For ♪ praise be to Olipro ♪ Fou-Lu 22:09, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Æ 22:14, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

TheLedBalloon (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +4
  • For Won't tell Laura I love her. That, and I'm too bored to vote for Zana Dark for deserves it. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:57, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Nothing personal Leddy, but I have a prejudice against self-nominations. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 11:14, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Definitely not a gobshite, especially since I know both Masterof9puppets (previous winner) and Led. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs -23:59, Nov 15
  • Biggest gobshite I've ever met. Aside from all of the other ones before him. For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:04, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Dexter111344 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1
  • Nom and For. Remember Dexter: You don't ask for a UGotM nomination. It must be bestowed upon you. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 12:30, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

  • This guy is going under a two month ban, ineligible--Sir Manforman CUN 18:11, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Official Nominations for Febuary 2009

Hyperbole (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3 Crazy Uncyclopedians
  • Symbol for vote Nom+For This guy has been doing some crazy stuff to the site. The one that got me was the template he made for a certain vote page. (not the one for deletion of articles even though he's one of the more active nominators there) Therefore I am nominating him for that reason there. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 18:00, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. He definitely deserves this award. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:32, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. per above. --Mnbvcxz 19:51, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Yeah, how dare a n00b be useful! Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:04, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Also: As demonstrated below, Docile hippopotamus can indeed kiss my dick. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:04, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Joe SheA (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 Yea that is the one true Gobshite
You know, I won't change my vote, but I wrote this, which is pretty good, although it needs a bit of work. And Sawblade, why didn't you vote for me damn you!? --J-Shea 05:32, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Mine's better. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 14:52, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
P.S. The crazy shit is ADHD induced (I actually have ADHD, I'm not using it to cover up having the attention span of a bored fly.). Is that a bee? Can I have a cooky? Am I paying attention to what keys I press?. --J-Shea 05:32, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
It ain't perfect.--J-Shea 04:44, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
I said better, not perfect. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 15:35, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
Can't vote both for and against Colin. --Docile hippopotamus 05:24, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
Kiss my dick. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:03, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
I'll be kissing your dick, or rather biting it off. Make a decision and keep one vote. Sheesh, I didn't know UGOTM became so popular. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:59, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
Biting it? Are you trying to circumsize me? Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:34, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. handing out UGotM to an attention whore. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:17, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Gouncyclopedia! (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6 Annoying Fanboys
  • Symbol for vote Nom and For Wow. This guy can't sign his comments, makes forum topics like crazy, can't write, and has already placed a comment of his in the middle of someone else's timestamp. Ouch. Oh, and he has done a lot of this because he, of all people, thinks he would be a great writer for TYATU. As one of the original authors of TYATU, I disagree. I disagree very much. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 03:07, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
    • Oh right, and he also made death threats. User:Uncyclopedian/sig 03:16, 3 February 2009 (UTC
      • Haven't you had enough of a go at this guy yet? He's a noob--we all were at some point. If you want him to be less of one, don't be a jerk about it, leave him a message on his talk page and help him out. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:18, Feb 3
  • For - consider who I am, then realize that this person is something ... special -- \o/ 04:37, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For. As the second writer of TYATU, I believe that he most definitely deserves this. --Meganew 16:08, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
  • F♥r. The username wins it for me. This guy is a tool. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:48, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
  • For. Ohboy. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:44, Feb 17
  • For. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 05:42, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Braydie (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3 previous winners of March 2007

March 2009 or something (maybe)

Jamesryanjcrjcr (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1jcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcrjcr
  • Nom and Strongest For. Many, many months have passed, but I have not forgotten about this man. He should have won it those many months ago, but he did not, so he shall win it this time, I say! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:34, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
    • True, but... who beat him then? The same one who'll win this time. --J-Shea 05:50, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Stupid name. UNACCEPTABLE!!!!! *bitches and grouses for hours on end* --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 05:53, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Famine (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -1 attempts at uncyclopedic necromancy
  • For It brought Braydie back briefly. --Mnb'z 23:43, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
    • Somehow I doubt that someone who feels that "Uncyclopedia now sucks, and nobody can save it" is very likely to come back... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:56, Mar 2
      • If he wanted to come back, he would be welcome - as would anyone whose been gone for while...--Sycamore (Talk) 15:47, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
        • Personally, I think he might be back under a different username. --Mnb'z 05:14, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
        • This is unrelated. But what if, instead of pining for the good old days, we start acting like this wiki isn't going to hell in a handbag? --Mnb'z 05:27, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Symbol against vote Against. i've talked to him via email. The only way to get him back is if he becomes the only bureaucrat.--J-Shea 04:19, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
...seriously? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:28, Mar 3
'Fraid so. He is "not interested in fighting all the morons who have been made into admins now. If I don't have the power to de-op and ban them, it's no go." Redemption comes with a heavy price, my friend. --J-Shea 04:33, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Comment: However, he may be willing to keep intelligent people (See: Codeine) as bureacrats.Would you rather Uncyc become so worthless that people like me or you wouldn't even want to have any past association with its name? --J-Shea 04:39, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
No comment... Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 04:40, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
YOUR FACE!!!!!! --J-Shea 04:48, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Hahahaha, that's definitely Famine. See if you can convince him to demand staff privileges. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:54, Mar 3
WTF are they? Remember, I only know about sysop powers. --J-Shea 04:58, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Sysops can block people, delete pages, and see deleted edits; bureaucrats can make people into sysops or other bureaucrats; staff can do all of that, plus de-sysop or de-bureaucrat someone, as well as see a logged-in user's anonymous edits (or an anonymous user's logged-in edits), remove edits from the database, and probably some other stuff that I've forgotten. It's sort of the most wikipower you can get without killing Jimmy Wales and eating his heart to get his life-force. Sannse is the resident staffer on Uncyc. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:32, Mar 3
Only Staff can give bot powers, and only bureaucrats can give rollback power to users. In practice, I believe bureaucrats and sysops have almost the same power in practice, since op-ing in controlled by VFS on this wiki. The only major difference is that bureaucrats can give and take away rollback rights. edit checking the wikia site, it now looks like bureaucrats can de-op regular admins now. --Mnb'z 05:43, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Hey! I'd be offended...if I wasn't so terribly, terribly dim. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:06, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh come on Modus, he's not actually insulting you. All he's saying is that it was a mistake to give you sysop privileges and that everything you've done since you've gotten them has been a horrible, resounding failure. Now is that anything to be offended about? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 06:12, Mar 3
Yes. --J-Shea 06:14, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
When you put it like that, it doesn't sound so bad. I have met my goals of accomplishing both little and nothing. He must have been talking about the other useless admins. Like Mordillo. And you. Okay, just you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:28, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
While looking at the user list, I found out that Modusoperandi was the most edits of anyone, with 29,498. 2nd place is Madmax with 25,787. Famine is in 38th place with only 8,491 edits. --Mnb'z 17:14, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
I'd like to see a link to this user list. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:13, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
Special:ListUsers a listing of all users. For some reason, its doesn't work in Firefox. --Mnb'z 05:52, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
Useless? Well I never! I'll have you know, sir, that I am not only useful, I am indeed the most usefullerest usefulite here! It's all about how you define useful--in my case, you just have to do it very loosely. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:50, Mar 3

I've seen this kind of shit before and I've read the man's rant (not to mention people who buy the general principle) and all that I can say is give me a fucking break. He's discussing the typical evolution of a site like it was a descent into hell. It's ultimately not a concept to be ruled with an iron fist by limited individual perspectives.

The community sets the standard to some degree, period. Zillions of people aren't going to come to this site to blow a handful of writers who think they are the arbiters of all that is entertaining. It's an egotistic, legacy protecting, ridiculous proposition that ultimately forgets that anyone and everyone is replaceable.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  00:26, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

For To follow this guy's rant to its final conclusion is to assume that Uncyclopedia should be like Conservapedia, which is run by a handful of far-right-wingers who ban you at the drop of a hat. On the contrary, its more like a giant improv site, some players being better at the art of comedy, some worse. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:36, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
Against, because like in a big improve troupe, you're supposed to kick the shitty comedians flat on their asses when they become nothing more than dead weight. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:52, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
For there isn't really any "dead weight" on a wiki, and merely unproductive users aren't a problem. Ironically, people who tell others to "get to work" are almost always in effect bitching at moderately (or even highly) productive users for not being productive enough. --Mnb'z 05:52, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
And what would happen if the "Improve troupe" decided you were dead weight?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:05, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
  • This is complete and utter bullshit. Anyone who worked a little with Famine knows that: a. He would never pose a "become the only bureaucrat" demand. and b.He will not be coming back, not under a different name anyhow. I will be very surprised if he ever comes back. Also, most of the people voting here are basing their opinions on the last message left on his page rather than the 3 years of ongoing contributions to the site, of cleaning it from shite and putting actual writing as top priority, something that I'm afraid many users seem to forget that this is the reason we're here for. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:41, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
    • Oh. I'm just here for the potato pancakes. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:43, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
    • Actually nobody is really voting as this space has simply turned into soap box festival 09'.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:31, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
      • How come this happens every time Famine is nominated for this? All we need now is Manforman to come riding back on a silver horse begging for the award to be deleted. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:58, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Braydie (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 previous failures of February
  • Nom and For with the power of a thousand suns. Unlike friendly Famine, this asshole actually deserves it. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:33, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
    • Am I thinking of the right Famine? Sir SysRq (talk) 00:04, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
      • It's all about being friendly. TKF has been my BFF since I've been here.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  00:37, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
        • I hate you and you know why. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:44, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
          • I guess that means you won't be showing for ballroom dancing tonight?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:24, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
  • For --Mnb'z 17:08, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
  • For Why not? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:08, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Joe SheA (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1 Joe SheA who still hasn't won GOTM
  • Nom and For. Has been nommed for GOTM for the past few months and still hasn't won it. --Docile hippopotamus 04:58, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Thanks, but at this point, it's almost a lost cause. --J-Shea 05:00, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
  • It was always a lost cause. That's what this whole award is all about. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:48, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
Inelligble for the month He was banned for more than a day last month. Check his block log 03:39, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Winning SotM doesn't count, sucka'. --J-Shea 06:12, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
The ban that the IP was talking about was: "# 19:58, 24 February 2009 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) blocked Joe SheA (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 days ‎ (Attempting to vote 3 times on SotM) " This Block was set to last 3 days However he was unblocked before that but not after 24 hours (The block lasted 27 Hours and 20 minutes) has passed therefore making him inelligble for this award for this month per the block longer than a day rule: "# 23:18, 25 February 2009 Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) resurrected Joe SheA (Talk | contribs) ‎ (Gee, woulda thought you'd just use one of them sockpuppets to get around this, eh?)" That rule is set so if your block for only a day in the last month your still eligible for this award for the month, however if you are block for more than a day for example 1 day and 1 second in the last month, your are not eligible for the award for that month. --Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 06:08, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

CheddarBBQ‎ (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • N♥m && w♥v. With all the shit he does around here, (plus this) he's obviously just trying to get his hot little hands on this. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:14, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
What shit? I only have 1 article, and it's decent. 5 reviews. 1 of them not very good. What shit could you possibly be talking about???--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 20:30, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
  • For as per above --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:00, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Against He is growing on me. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:28, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
Need I remind everyone that this is supposed to be a semi friendly award? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:05, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
I only mean this in the most loving way possible. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:01, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
Aw, really? I only have 1 article, how can I consistently write crap? --Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 03:57, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Against Fuck y'all. 1 article with good grammar. How can I have this many votes?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 03:59, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
    • ahemgotmisajoke Sir SysRq (talk) 14:36, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
      • cheddar, you voice gave baby Jesus ear ulcers. SysRq, the sight of your face made Judas betray Jesus out of insanity. --J-Shea 18:51, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
        • J-Shea, Your the reason Jesus has yet to come down and save society from total self-destruction. Ha, I'm funny.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:51, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
  • For per the spinning Jew star. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:56, 6 Mar
  • Against. He's actually written me a pretty good review, and based on the improvements he's made to the AFI article he's at least semi-competent. I think he's got some potential, provided he get his act together a bit more and write s'more articles. --Guildensternenstein 21:12, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Against. He is new and he's catching on quickly, he's not actually that bad. --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 22:06, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Forgainst I am just sitting here whistling quietly, wondering which part of ahemgotmisajoke our friend doesn't understand. I wish someone would nominate me. I've done jack shit here of any merit, and I can't buy this damn prize. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 23:01, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
  • Strong For It takes a certain type of man to be deserving of this award. I think we found him. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 00:31, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

GlobalTourniquet (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1

Romartus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6
  • Semi friendly nom & For. Mordillo reminded me to do this. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:37, 4 Mar
Did I? ~Jewriken.GIF 00:48, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
Romartus is a girl? HAWT! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:58, 6 Mar

May 1809

Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +12 Admins who love to huff user talk pages
No. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 16:46, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: -1 Joe SheA who still hasn't won UGotM



Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3

Filial Piety (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all) • LogsGroupsCheckuser)

Score: +1

Electrified mocha chinchilla (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +5
  • Nom and for. Because I really want to see someone win UotM and UGOTM in the same month, and he hasn't won either but deserves both. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:31, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • For per Why. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:59, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
  • For. Per Ramirez. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 08:54, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. I can vote for myself, right? I fear that I deserve this for creating the new Uncyc FB, which has brought Uncyclopedians together in an unhealthy way. I now know most of your names. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 09:40 May 18 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. Because he is a nigger --++Ironfistname 02:02, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. random facebook posts -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 04:10, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote Against. - Chinchillas can't type, so they aren't internet gobshites.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 01:55, May 27 2010 UTC
It's the electricity. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:57 May 27 2010


The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1 Great Lung

Colin "All your base" Heaney (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0

Necropaxx (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5

Buccaneer Batman (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom and For. IC would not have been revived and would not have gotten its first two revival articles featured without B. B. as our wondrous bad example. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:56, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

Fredd The Mahmauscher (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2
  • Nom. I voted already, but this guy is an Egyptian loser with a difficult to spell username. OK, I actually love him. <3 He also left us for school, which is my thing. --Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 01:37, June 09 2010 UTC

TOAST (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  • Nom & For Because he wrote a bunch of featured articles but never gets involved in the community, never votes on VFH , even for his own articles, because he's really rude to everyone who tries to talk to him, because his voice sounds like a thousand shrieking swans in a bathtub shouting "VENGENCE" and because he's secretly Hyperbole. -- puzzling Ape (stir) (Riot Porn) 18:43, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • For I heard he is a brain-damaged, bisexual commie Irish alcoholic who lives in California. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:45, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • For. I heard he and his band sold his guitars and bought turntables. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 12:57, June 30, 2010 (UTC)


OK, we have three winners. I use the power invested in me as a UotM winner to close this nomination. --Aleister

Okay. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 00:06 (UTC)

Mrowa (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 polished shoes

Thatdamnedfollowspot (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 people stalking a strangely pleasant bloke
  • Nom. This guy is pretty useless. Sure, he judged a contest. Sure, he wrote a featured article. Sure, he welcomes new users. Sure, he votes on things. But mostly he just hangs around chatting and being pleasant and sociable and supportive. Useless. 21:21, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. All I do is waste site bandwidth. Thatdamnedfollowspot Cartoon-pumpkin 21:26 Monday, October 18, 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. He's even out-doing me in site bandwidth wasting. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 23:35 (UTC)
    Spiritual for, actually. I wanna tie this. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 21:49 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. -----14px-Grue JammyMimo 11:09, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Ok, after careful study and careless meditation on the subject I've come off the fence. What a gobshite! Aleister 12:57 25 10

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 socks
  • Nom+For. Because I don't care about the rules. I'm that much of a gobshite. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:15, 25 October 2010
    Hey, I didn't know that you can also vote for your self.(Or vote for your self either)14px-Grue JammyMimo 11:37, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
    You also stole PotR's signature. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 12:31 (UTC)
    I totally did! Complete with the green text and all! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:32, 25 October 2010
    Damn, now I can't decide who to vote for. The lot of you are useless gobshites. Aleister 12:34 25 10
    Conspiracy time! But seriously, conspiracies are boring. Why not nominate someone else entirely; add to the confusion? I would, but I honestly can't think of anyone... well, who wouldn't flip out and stuff. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 12:40 (UTC)
Ugh. This looks more like a talk page. --14px-Grue JammyMimo 12:44, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Mimo&maxus (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 grues
  • Nom. For adding to the inane chatter on this page with a comment about the inane chatter. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 12:49 (UTC)

Happytimes (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 dancing bananas
  • Nom. He put a dancing banana on the pee review maintenance table... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 12:49 (UTC)

Chronarion (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3 absentee deities
  • So totally useless of a gobshite lately that he's not even worth a yes vote. He's never won this, but would probably sell it if he wins it. Or send it to Wales C.O.D. Aleister 12:50 25 10
  • Heh, no kidding. I'll put my not even a yes vote to this guy, too. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101025 - 13:06 (UTC)
  • Yes. chron is a huge gobshite. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:02, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
  • The Rent Is 2 Damn High Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat23:15, Monday 01 November 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
  • I am not entirely sure that this is a real user and not just a semi-mythical founder. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:27, November 1, 2010 (UTC)


Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6 hard names to spell
You're a bundle of sticks! Gen. Fudgem0bile Is playing Minions of Mirth. 01:04, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Leoispotter (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 forgotten passwords

Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6 horrible undead abominations

ChiefjusticeDS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2 ashamed of Chief's geography knowledge (and Ptok's language abilities)
  • Nom and for Chief made something unforgivable for most of the Poles - he mistook Indonesian flag for Polish flag (here be link). And I assume it wasn't a joke because Chief wrote in his edit summary that "this one will suit better" :P. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 09:46, November 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • omg worst admin ever --Roman Dog Bird 21:35, November 22, 2010 (UTC)

Official Nominations for December

Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1 jagoffs

Leoispotter (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom. He wandered off again. I also cannot believe I spelled his name right... or did I? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:01, 7 December, 2010
I reckon your name is harder Gen. Fudgem0bile Is playing Minions of Mirth. 03:51, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
LIES! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:00, 8 December, 2010

rcmurphy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 rcmurphy

Dancing dude (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +6 Dances
  • Symbol for vote Dance like you've never danced before! I mean what does this guy even do now that he can't dance any more? More importantly, what did he do before that? --Magic Snow man 14:49, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Woohoo dances I want another dance. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:07, December 10, 2010


  • Symbol for vote Whichever admin that banned him and threatened him to not give people dances anymore should be stripped of his powers and shot. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 15:15, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Really? We can vote for our selfs? That's just sad... --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 04:01, December 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. He deserves this. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:17, 15 December 2010
  • Symbol for vote For. Dancing! Dancing dude dances backward and in high heels, as was famously said about Rodgers Clemons. Aleister 14:09 27 12

Mrowa (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1 people that SEE the difference between cricket and baseball batting averages
  • Symbol for vote For. I know Mrowa wanted good for the article... but Jesus Christ... - link here - check out what he did.... PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 18:12, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Snow Black (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0 for nothing


Official Nominations for January

Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +2 jagoffs

Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4? highly ambiguous quasi-votes. There will never be a way to know the true number.

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 01:10, 7 January, 2011 (UTC)

  • Symbol for vote For. I hope you get the prize. It would be a honour for you. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat I really, really do... 08:27, January 7, 2011
  • I'd nominate you anyway Lyrithya! --Will k Gay1 Gay2 Shroom! WTF? Of course I'm a guy! 15:49, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
  • I can't get any yearly awards, but maybe I can get this... I mean, it's something, right? ...right? ...damn, I fail. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:30, 9 January 2011
  • Blanked the page --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:34, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
  • Snowman. He/She/Whatever already won this award. That's not fair, I wanted to win this award last month, and I did not. Plus, I was not even nominated last month, so how useless is this vote I am casting right now?? Wayyyy more useless than that Lyrithya gobshite. Wait, where am I?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:22, 9 January 2011
    By the buffet table, I believe. Strawberry? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:12, 10 January 2011
  • I'm typing words right now. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 07:57, January 10, 2011 (UTC)
  • OMG she is such a gobshite! GEORGIEGIBBONS talk contributions 21:02, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Too many red links, not funny and a very short page that has been edited by anons. Delete this crap. Wait a minute, this is votes for deletion right? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:11, January 30, 2011 (UTC)

Why do I need to provide this? (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1 know nothings
  • Nom I haven't been here for months after I broke my hand so I wasn't banned last month and thus meet at least one requirement. Plus not being here makes me totally useless. Plus I'm trying to write things for money instead of being loyal to Uncyclopedia which means I'm whoring myself. And I'm nominating myself but not voting for myself which breaks the rules. So sue me. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:27, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
  • Another nom. I nominated myself, too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:35, 19 January 2011
    What I mean is I like your style, mon. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:20, 20 January 2011
  • Symbol for vote For. due to the "How the hell has he not won this yet" basis. Complete Steve Jobshite!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 03:28, Jan 28 2011 UTC

PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +1 ignoranuses

Official Nominations for February

Dr. Skullthumper (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: +3 smokers of cock

Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5 Steely Dan T-shirts
  • Invalid self nom. Again. As usual, I don't care. Good day. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:18, 1 February 2011
  • Valid nom and for. Glad to help you. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 15:58, February 8, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. War and rumours of war. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:53, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Biggest gobshite I have ever seen... Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 18:06, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Even more useless than me! Jackofspades (talk) 06:52, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

  • Comment. When I enter a polling place to vote, I like making completely useless comments immediately before the polls close. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:59, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Official Nominations for March

TheHappySpaceman (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7
  • Nom and for. He's pretty useless! - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-03-01T06:14
  • For. This may just be punishment for badmouthing this award, but come on. I've never won anything here. Furthermore, I've:
Symbol for vote O RLY? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 17:07 March 20, 2012 (UTC)
    • Created an award that users are slowly but surely driving to hell.
And the list goes on; therefore, I say that I am well-deserving of this award. ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 18:58, 03/01/2012
  • To quote Tasmania: lol --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:32, March 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Textbook gobshite. Be it noted, however, that should anyone attempt to refactor my comment, I will ban them. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:59, 10 March 2012
  • Symbol for vote Do the splits! The Happy Spaceman has many things going for him. He's Happy. And a Spaceman. Both major life accomplishments. And he created perv of the month, which is gobshitable if there every is a gobshite. And if he gets best by a )} he'll never live it down, which is cool too. Aleister 20:31 11-3-'12
  • Symbol for vote For. He's asking for it! :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:11, March 26, 2012 (UTC)

Olipro (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1


Score: 6
  • For sitting at the bottom of this page for half a month without anyone noticing. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:53, 1 March 2012
  • A vote for )} is a vote for everybody. Pup 02:07 10 Mar '12
  • Strong Fuck This Guy --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:40, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Happy Spaceman is a deserving contender for total gobshiteness, but )} is in a much higher league. With time, happy spaceman might become the )} that he's always wanted to be....and then I'll vote for him!--ShabiDOO 03:47, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Strongest possible for possible! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:23, March 19, 2012 (UTC)
  • For Just because. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:50, March 19, 2012 (UTC)
  • Wait, wait, wait. )} isn't a real user, so shouldn't this be disqualified? ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 00:08, 03/26/2012

Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2


Thekillerfroggy (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4

Olipro (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Symbol for vote Everyone else was thinking it too. Jackofspades (talk) 04:26, April 1, 2011 (UTC)
    I feel backstabbed, I was expecting the shot to come from Aleister :'( -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:56, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Obligatory illegal self-nom. I'll do something to merit it this month. You can be sure of that; I'll do something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:30, 1 April 2011
    • What up normal user? Guess what? CAN'T DO THAT SHIT ANYMORE --Littleboyonly