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Useless Gobshite of the Month badge

This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

Be a registered "member".
Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate.
Consistently write crap.
If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

[edit] Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.

[edit] Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

"Looked at" funny
Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
Huffed mercilessly
The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

[edit] NOMINATE!!!

Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Also add {{VoteGOTM}} to the nominee's user space.

[edit] Past "Winners"

Sir Elvis • Scrotum • Nerd42 • Kakun • Zombiebaron • General Specific • Nintendorulez • Flameviper • Boothman • Wikia (2) • SU182 • Slashy/Rewrite • Powershot dude • Drama • Mylen • Webgeek111 • Braydie • Walter Humala • Starnestommy • Gert5 • Ohadaloni • Zeldafan500 • Famine • Masterof9puppets • Olipro • MediaWiki default • Fonchezzz • Hinoa • Rcmurphy • Savethemooses • EmperorLOLZORZ • Cajek • Dr. Skullthumper (3) • Sawblade5 • SysRq • Dexter111344 • YesTimeToEdit • Spang • Kip the Dip • Cows go moo when they poo • Dave2 • Gouncyclopedia! • Manticore • Syndrome • MrN9000 • Toungebud • Miley Spears • Thekillerfroggy

For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here

[edit] Official Nominations for November

Awards, Decorations and Honours
	Awards	Order of Uncyclopedia · Awards, Decorations and Honours · Awards · Ninjastars
	Ranks & Honours	Writer of the Month · Uncyclopedian of the Month · n00b of the month UnBooks Author of the Month · Potatochopper of the Month · Reviewer of the Month Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation · Foolitzer Prize UnScripts Playwright of the Month · Article Narrator of the Month Writer of the Year · Uncyclopedian of the Year · RadicalX of the Year Admin Rank · RYA · User Space Affiliations · Past Winners
	Limelight	VFH · VFP · Best of · Top 10 of 2005 · Top 10 of 2006 · Top 10 of 2007 · Top 10 of 2008 · Hall of Shame · Rating System
	Prix citron	Useless Gobshite of the Month · Useless Gobshite of the Year · Sockpuppeteer of the Month · FFS