Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month

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This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Who to Vote For? 3 Fabulous Prizes 4 Past "Winners" 5 Official Nominations for May 5.1 PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.2 Olipro (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

edit Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered "member".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself. (Unless you are Lyrithya)
• Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate.
• Consistently write crap.
• If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

edit Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.

edit Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

• "Looked at" funny
• Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
• Huffed mercilessly
• The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
• A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

edit Past "Winners"

Elvis • Scrotum • Nerd42 • Kakun • Zombiebaron (2) • General Specific • Nintendorulez • Flameviper • Boothman • Wikia (2) • SU182 • Anonymous Slashy • Powershot dude • Drama • Mylen • Webgeek111 • Braydie • Walter Humala • Starnestommy • Gert5 • Ohadaloni • Zeldafan500 • Famine • Masterof9puppets • Olipro (2) • MediaWiki default • Fonchezzz • Hinoa • Rcmurphy (2) • Savethemooses • LOLZORZ • Cajek • Dr. Skullthumper (8) • Sawblade5 • SysRq • Dexter111344 • YesTimeToEdit • Spang • Kip the Dip • Cows go moo when they poo • Dave2 • Gouncyclopedia! • Sockpuppet of an unregistered user • Syndrome • MrN9000 • Toungebud • Miley Spears • Thekillerfroggy (2) • Hey people! • Why do I need to provide this? • Mnbvcxz • PuppyOnTheRadio (2) • Ptok-Bentoniczny • HELPME • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Necropaxx • TOAST • Maniac1075 • Chronarion • Thatdamnedfollowspot • Mrowa • Lyrithya (4) • Dancing dude • Lollipop • Fnoodle • Roman Dog Bird • Frosty (3) • Bizzeebeever • TheHappySpaceman • Joe9320

For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here

edit Official Nominations for May

edit PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• CONGRATULATIONS FOR THE NEW NXWAVE!--fcukmanLOOS3R! 07:00, May 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit Olipro (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Useless sack of wangs. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:09, May 6, 2012 (UTC)
• This guy really sucks. --EMC ^[TALK] 15:16 May 13 2012
• But still a pro! Aleister 16:22 13-5-'12
• Didn't contribute to improving our marketing campaign, therefore qualifies as useless. GG • iTalk • iEdit 16:41, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
• Deserves to have a newspaper thrown through his windows. !!!~High General Aimsplode~!!!  (This is where you piss me off. boom!! headshot....) 17:34, May 17, 2012 (UTC)
• The faggle likes other faggles! --ShabiDOO 04:41, May 18, 2012 (UTC)