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This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Who to Vote For? 3 Fabulous Prizes 4 NOMINATE!!! 5 Past "Winners" 6 Official Nominations for July 6.1 Toungebud (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.2 Colin "All your base" Heaney (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.3 Penis (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered "member".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate.
• Consistently write crap.
• If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

[edit] Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.

[edit] Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

• "Looked at" funny
• Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
• Huffed mercilessly
• The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
• A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

[edit] NOMINATE!!!

Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Also add {{VoteGOTM}} to the nominee's user space.

[edit] Past "Winners"

Sir Elvis • Scrotum • Nerd42 • Kakun • Zombiebaron • General Specific • Nintendorulez • Flameviper • Boothman • Wikia • SU182 • Slashy/Rewrite • Powershot dude • Drama • Mylen • Webgeek111 • Braydie • Walter Humala • Starnestommy • Gert5 • Ohadaloni • Zeldafan500 • Famine • Masterof9puppets • Olipro • MediaWiki default • Fonchezzz • Hinoa • Rcmurphy • Savethemooses • EmperorLOLZORZ • Cajek • Dr. Skullthumper (3) • Sawblade5 • SysRq • Dexter111344 • YesTimeToEdit • Spang • Kip the Dip • Cows go moo when they poo • Dave2 • Gouncyclopedia! • Volte • Syndrome • MrN9000

For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here

[edit] Official Nominations for July

[edit] Toungebud (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• His / Her userpage scares me. -- Roman Dogshit 08:00, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
• For. History on Uncyclopedia: made scary userpage, randomly fucked up some shit, moved to Michigan. pillow talk 17:55, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
• Freaky. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~KUN PotM VFH VFP PEEING Der Unwehr~} 22:14, Jun 30
• For. What the hell happened to you? Did you die, Toungebud? (also Toungebud is a he)—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 02:15, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Colin "All your base" Heaney (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. It's time to recognize that this user has the worst name ever. Consider:
  • His middle name is the most tired Internet meme ever.
  • His first name is "Colon," which is the part of your ass that holds the poop until you're ready to poop it out.
  • His last name is "Hiney," which is the part of your ass that the poop finally emerges from. pillow talk 19:33, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm offended, that's my actual middle name. :( Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:51, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Penis (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and for. He's too small. Saberwolf116 15:20, 1 July 2009 (UTC)