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This is it. The UnBig One. The UnOscar of Uncyclopedia - "Useless Gobshite of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Who to Vote For? 3 Fabulous Prizes 4 NOMINATE!!! 5 Past "Winners" 6 Official Nominations for November 6.1 Dr. Skullthumper (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.2 Guildensternenstein (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.3 Why do I need to provide this? (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.4 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.5 Modusoperandi (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 6.6 Hey people! (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered "member".
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate.
• Consistently write crap.
• If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly.

[edit] Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Writer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint.

[edit] Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

• "Looked at" funny
• Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
• Huffed mercilessly
• The chance to add the prefix "Pleb" to your name, and wear it like a silly little hat.
• A fancy template to put on their user page: {{GOTM}}

[edit] NOMINATE!!!

Go ahead and nominate now. Only signed votes will count. Users can only vote once, and new vote supersedes old vote. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Also add {{VoteGOTM}} to the nominee's user space.

[edit] Past "Winners"

Sir Elvis • Scrotum • Nerd42 • Kakun • Zombiebaron • General Specific • Nintendorulez • Flameviper • Boothman • Wikia (2) • SU182 • Slashy/Rewrite • Powershot dude • Drama • Mylen • Webgeek111 • Braydie • Walter Humala • Starnestommy • Gert5 • Ohadaloni • Zeldafan500 • Famine • Masterof9puppets • Olipro • MediaWiki default • Fonchezzz • Hinoa • Rcmurphy • Savethemooses • EmperorLOLZORZ • Cajek • Dr. Skullthumper (3) • Sawblade5 • SysRq • Dexter111344 • YesTimeToEdit • Spang • Kip the Dip • Cows go moo when they poo • Dave2 • Gouncyclopedia! • Codeine • Syndrome • MrN9000 • Toungebud • Miley Spears • Thekillerfroggy

For a poorly kept history of gobshite voting, go here

[edit] Official Nominations for November

[edit] Dr. Skullthumper (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. Sucks shit. Where da nominations fo' dis award be at? -- Humorless Shit-Eater 20:58, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Guildensternenstein (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For.

-- Humorless Shit-Eater 20:58, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

• Somebody told me that you were pretentious... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Saturday, 22:26, Nov 14 2009
• Oh fuck yes!    Jenny? 02:12,15November,2009
• Fur. Because nobody nom'd me, so I can't vote self-for. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 03:59, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
• For. I fuckin' hate that guy. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:49, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
• For. Hahahaha what a douchebag lol. TFK
• I'm sorry but calling me out in a video for something I said on a website that currently takes up about an hour a week of my time just goes to show how obsessive and pathetic you actually are. I'd hate to play the "this just proves that I'm better than you card" but this just proves that I'm better than you. Guildensterneindinsinern is living, breathing, bearded proof that Uncyclopedia is failing. Also, for. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 04:01, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Yeah, you're right, you are better than me. The 55 minutes of the hour per week you're here you spend insulting me for no discernible reason proves it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:05, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
• Benson is better than both of you. Also, for. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 05:27, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
• Strongest Against Ever Againsted. To negate Thekuntyfaggot's vote. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:27, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
• Stop right there, criminal scum! This is a joke award. Should joke awards veer into drama, they should be immediately invalidated and archived. I would do that myself, but I am not an admin. Instead, I am casting a vote of Either for or against, rendering the score difficult to interpret. Thank you. pillow talk 19:01, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • For the record, it's entirely Thekookyfistfuck's fault. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:12, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
• For Also, for being pretentious in our Fantasy Football League. Don't think that your 5 game lead over me makes you safe. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 00:40, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. Not useless enough.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  08:09, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. A beard suits you Guildy. Anymore broadcasts planned ?--RomArtus (talk) 22:47, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Probably not, though a lot depends on just how big a dick Thekrazyfungus feels like being to me in the future and how much pretentious stuff I've got going on at any one time. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:04, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Why do I need to provide this? (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. I've already cast my vote, but the user who dug up the corpse of the Church of Uncyclopedia deserves at the very least a nomination. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Saturday, 22:32, Nov 14 2009
• Comment. Gee, I'm nommed as UOTM and UGotM in the same month. Now that says something! I have no idea what, but it says something.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  04:54, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

  It says "something." • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 06:13, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For. Because the template was still on my userpage. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 18:58, 15 November 2009
• For /me looks up at other votes Lol. MrN  19:07, Nov 16
• AGAINST THE RULES: "Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself." (Yes, I know the rules on this award are useless).     Father WHY??? (confessions)  21:47, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Modusoperandi (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and For. Frequently diffuses drama and tensions on the wiki; however, when he does so, he's all like "Blah blah blah, non sequitur non sequitur, my penis." I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOUR GOOD-NATURED BLATHERING. pillow talk 20:36, November 16, 2009 (UTC)
• For. I second the above notion, it is enough to make me want to beat myself to death with pots and pans. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:27, November 17, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. I don't mention my penis. I don't have to. It stands on its own. Sir Modusoperandi ^{Brute! Boinc!} 02:13, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey people! (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and Yes, there is no such user. I would simply like to draw attention to the fact that there is still something known as Uncyclopedia:FFS. You know, that place where we used to goof off and vote to ban some other users, or ourselves. Well, you've been informed now. Vote whatever way you please. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:26, 18 November 2009

:*...Which hasn't been closed since May. Also, Against. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 22:00, November 18, 2009 (UTC) Vote cancelled by following "For" by same user.

• Lies! MrN  22:20, Nov 18

• You're right. For. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 22:28, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

• For. Because I believe nobody is useless, and this is nobody.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  08:07, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
• For. Gay. pillow talk 00:56, November 24, 2009 (UTC)