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To credit those who spend so much time cleaning up Uncyclopedia and generally making it tidy, the Uncyclopedian of the Month was created.


Uncyclopedian of the Month badge

Precedence and privileges

Winners of the Award are elevated to Knight or Dame Commander of the Order of Uncyclopedia (and are thus referred to as Sir or Dame) and are allowed to wear the Uncyclopedia Cub Scout Proficiency Badge on the left arm of their Cub Scout jumper along with their other proficiency badges.


  • Voting is on a monthly basis.
  • In the past, a maximum of three UotM awards have been given out in a single month. Currently, only one user each month may win the award.
  • Please vote for the candidate you feel is most deserving of the award. Votes from sockpuppets, anonymous IPs, and unknown/inactive users are weighted appropriately.
  • When a user is nominated, the nomination template {{VoteUOTM}} can be added to their userpage.
  • You must get a minimum score of +5 to pass muster. Crowdsource, call in sexual favors, whore to your heart's content in order to get this number. Just don't make socks or vote twice. Or whore. Sorry I said that the first time.

Past Winners

EvilZakCarlbIMBJRMarcos MaloSplakaMadMaxRangeleyTodd LyonsRcmurphyCodeineAlgorithmGwaxMhailleTompkinsIsra1337Zombiebaron (2) • KeiteiMoneySignFamineFlammableOrion BlastarHindleyiteHinoaBradaphraserBraydieTom mayfairOne-eyed JackModusoperandiSpangOliproCeridwynInsineratehymnStrange but untrueThekillerfroggyCs1987Dr. SkullthumperRabbiTechnoMordilloMrN9000Under userHeerenveenTheLedBalloonRAHBRoman Dog BirdGerrycheeversSycamoreCajekCharitwoMnbvcxzSannseSysRqDexter111344Sockpuppet of an unregistered userMultiliteralistOptimuschrisTHEDUDEMANHyperboleChiefjusticeDSAndorin KatoNecropaxxWhy do I need to provide this?The WoodburninatorPuppyOnTheRadioGuildensternensteinElectrified mocha chinchillaEthineHELPMESimsilikesimsCount of Monkey CriscoAleisterSPIKELyrithyaRomartusColin "All your base" HeaneyBlack flamingo11Ptok-BentonicznyMatt lobsterSonjeTheHumbuckerFrosty (2) • LollipopShabidooMagic manMattsnowBizzeebeeverXamralcoPentium5dot1Villahj IdeeutOliphaunteFunnybonyAlpha QuintessonMr-ex777Saberwolf116SnippyTheHappySpaceman

See Past Winners for Full Details

Official Nominations for December

Lollipop (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 0
  • Nom What kind of horrid, disorganised, empty, souless place would uncyclopedia be without Lollipop? If anyone deserves a second nomination, it's Lollipop. THREE CHEERS FOR LOLLIPOP! --ShabiDOO 00:30, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
Dude hasn't edited since September and also he quit because he has aids. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:41, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
Man...there be so many Haterz. --ShabiDOO 01:15, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
Why can't you edit if you have AIDS? Separately, why can't we hate people who have AIDS? Spıke Ѧ 23:01 9-Dec-12
You are either the worst troll or just the worst. In either case, I highly suggest you quit destroying this site merely by being here. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 10:35, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
One doesn't have to make an edit to make a difference. It is the spirit that transcends these awards...or something like that. --ShabiDOO 18:17, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 8
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. Is active, does useful stuff I think, hasn't won this before. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:12, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment (Cupid, Donder, Blitzen) - Wow, this is such an honor. I've been busier than Santa Claus this month. I've created 6 holiday themed articles this week, and my 100th overall article will be here on Monday. "This is gonna be the best Christmahanukwanzakah eva!" -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 05:40, Dec. 9, 2012
    Let the record show that some of us hang at Uncyclopedia on the holidays especially to avoid the orthodoxy. We will be open on the holiday--all day, just like Walmart was on Thanksgiving evening--and I will surely be here. Your holiday articles, well, they don't stop me from having fun. Cheers. Spıke Ѧ 23:09 9-Dec-12
    SPIKE = Scrooge. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:56, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. Deserves it, especially around the holidays. Kip owns the holidays here, and his work to keep us afloat with egg nog lights the darkest hearts. Elves run from him though, and that is a problem. Aleister 00:36 tenthDecember2012
  • I won this last year after having been here, like, three months, so this award is obviously not worth the paper it's not printed on. Here's lookin' at you, Kip. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Dec 10 '12 4:54 (UTC)
  • Strong For. He's basically the only funny person left besides Bizzeebeever and Frostee (wait are there even other users at all) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 10:35, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Good old Kip :) --ShabiDOO 18:18, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.. I'd say why but then I'd edit conflict somebody else. Didn't mean to erase those cmts. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:21, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:39, December 13, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:19, Dec 14
  • PurpleDickVote 12:31, February 17, 2008 Zombiebaron blocked Kip the Dip with an expiry time of infinite (You have been warned far to many times, Kip. [DO NOT UNBLOCK]) -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:52, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

Dannyboy1209 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1

I vote myself Dannyboy1209 (talk) 17:19, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

You can vote for yourself but only if someone else nominates you first. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:44, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
And that would be a grievous error, as Danny has established that he thinks that renown should precede accomplishments. Not never, sir; but only after you do good stuff. Meanwhile, raise a glass to me for learning that I can patrol RecentChanges under my horrible metered Internet plan. Have put a few shifts in and given appropriate "greetings" to newbies. But I am not the hardest worker there and don't deserve a second one of these; I see Frosty, Snippy, and Bizzee most (Boston Bruins hockey players used to have such nicknames). Kip sometimes; Lollipop not at all for a long time. Spıke Ѧ 23:00 9-Dec-12
Invalid comment because it was actually the worst thing I've ever read. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 10:38, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
Symbol against vote Against.Needs more edits and more articles. Suggest that Dannyboy1209 try his hand at some UnNews articles first. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:25, December 11, 2012 (UTC)

SPIKE (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1
  • Nom + Symbol for vote For. Is working on multiple works this month and making me laugh.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 23:00, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
    How did we avoid edit-conflicting? Thanks, but I don't think so, see just above. Spıke Ѧ 23:02 9-Dec-12

Oh, that's weird. I didn't notice we were editing at the same time until you told me. --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 23:36, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

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