Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month

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To credit those who spend so much time cleaning up Uncyclopedia and generally making it tidy, the Uncyclopedian of the Month was created.

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Uncyclopedian of the Month badge

Precedence and privileges

Winners of the Award are elevated to Knight or Dame Commander of the Order of Uncyclopedia (and are thus referred to as Sir or Dame) and are allowed to wear the Uncyclopedia Cub Scout Proficiency Badge on the left arm of their Cub Scout jumper along with their other proficiency badges.

Procedure

  • Voting is on a monthly basis.
  • In the past, a maximum of three UotM awards have been given out in a single month. Currently, only one user each month may win the award.
  • Please vote for the candidate you feel is most deserving of the award. Votes from sockpuppets, anonymous IPs, and unknown/inactive users are weighted appropriately.
  • When a user is nominated, the nomination template {{VoteUOTM}} can be added to their userpage.
  • You must get a minimum score of +5 to pass muster. Crowdsource, call in sexual favors, whore to your heart's content in order to get this number. Just don't make socks or vote twice. Or whore. Sorry I said that the first time.

Past Winners

EvilZakCarlbIMBJRMarcos MaloSplakaMadMaxRangeleyTodd LyonsRcmurphyCodeineAlgorithmGwaxMhailleTompkinsIsra1337Zombiebaron (2) • KeiteiMoneySignFamineFlammableOrion BlastarHindleyiteHinoaBradaphraserBraydieTom mayfairOne-eyed JackModusoperandiSpangOliproCeridwynInsineratehymnStrange but untrueThekillerfroggyCs1987Dr. SkullthumperRabbiTechnoMordilloMrN9000Under userHeerenveenTheLedBalloonRAHBRoman Dog BirdGerrycheeversSycamoreCajekCharitwoMnbvcxzSannseSysRqDexter111344Sockpuppet of an unregistered userMultiliteralistOptimuschrisTHEDUDEMANHyperboleChiefjusticeDSAndorin KatoNecropaxxWhy do I need to provide this?The WoodburninatorPuppyOnTheRadioGuildensternensteinElectrified mocha chinchillaEthineHELPMESimsilikesimsCount of Monkey CriscoAleisterSPIKELyrithyaRomartusColin "All your base" HeaneyBlack flamingo11Ptok-BentonicznyMatt lobsterSonjeTheHumbuckerFrosty (2) • LollipopShabidooMagic manMattsnowBizzeebeeverXamralcoPentium5dot1Villahj IdeeutOliphaunteFunnybonyAlpha QuintessonMr-ex777Saberwolf116Snippy

See Past Winners for Full Details

Official Nominations for November

TheHappySpaceman (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6
  • Ah... love this man. // r · t · sockpuppet || Brony / Icons-flag-us / BVI / voted for BO K. KUN · {{FIYC}} · UOTY 2003 Y. gay is a curative ballroom. gayComments Block · Contributions · Satx · wp Nov 22 2012 05:27
  • Symbol for vote For. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:24, November 23, 2012 (UTC)
  • We have a secret baby together that no one can know about.The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)
  • Symbol for vote For.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:30, Nov 23
  • Yeah k ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 20:57, November 29, 2012 (UTC)
  • I gave him one of my kidneys and he thanked me by punching my teeth out. --ShabiDOO 21:21, November 29, 2012 (UTC)
    Dude you already voted. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Nov 30 '12 7:40 (UTC)
    Indeed. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:08, November 30, 2012 (UTC)
    Indeed...I did vote twice. Let the record show that spaceman won outright with only SIX votes, not SEVEN !!! --ShabiDOO 05:20, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • This man has literally done nothing outside of the forum. On the other hand, it is now evident that merely being a member of this site is currently grounds for winning this award. So yeah, sure why not, give the chap a meaningless red badge for his remarkable track record of being the consistently most useless member on a dead, dead, dead site. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:15, November 30, 2012 (UTC)
  • It isn't literally nothing. His main space edits account for 3.28% of his edit count. That's within the range of the percentage of Neanderthal DNA modern humans have. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 20:08, Nov. 30, 2012
  • So many admins who are good writers who only do beaurocratic stuff on a site they claim is all but obliterated. No one cares if spaceman is a forum monkey. Bitching is equally pointless. Follow Zombiebarons example and try to revitalise the site. --ShabiDOO 05:18, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • ^This if you put the energy you put into complaining about how small the site is, into something like making it bigger we wouldn't have a problem. Also I thought we made a rule about this page if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:35, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
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