Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month

To credit for those that spend so much time cleaning up Uncyclopedia and general making it tidy, the Uncyclopedian of the Month was created.

Uncyclopedian of the Month badge

Precedence and privileges

Winners of the Award are elevated to Knight or Dame Commander of the Order of Uncyclopedia (and are thus referred to as Sir or Dame) and are allowed to wear the Uncyclopedia Cub Scout Proficiency Badge on left arm of their Cub Scout jumper along with their other proficiency badges.

Procedure

Voting on a monthly basis. In the past a maximum of three UotM awards have been given out in a single month; however, currently only one user each month may win the award.

Please vote for the candidate you feel is most deserving of the award. Votes from sockpuppets, anonymous IPs, and unknown/inactive users are weighted appropriately.

When a user is nominated, the nomination template {{VoteUOTM}} can be added to their userpage.

Past Winners

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See Past Winners for Full Details

Official nominations for June

Ethine (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +11

• Nom Have you been looking at Recent changes recently? Then you understand this nom. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:56, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Hot – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 07:41 Jun 01, 2010

  Just... Ugh... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:23, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

• Normally, I'd mention something about potato salad hats. But I think this month deserves a new side dish. Coleslaw hats for everybody!!! Oh and yeah, Ethine, she's cool and stuff. -RAHB 10:16, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Tits or it didn't happen, or some shit like that. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at16:23, Tuesday 01 June 2010 -
• For. Makes sure every n00b feels at home, AND she's so dang positive and upbeat well, gosh.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 19:48, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Would have voted here had she sent me the pictures of her naked hands that I asked for. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 23:37, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

  Just no... Fuck no. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:36, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

• SUDDENLY, RACCOONS --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 23:48 Jun 1 2010
• Indubitably, my fine fellowess. That goddamned Badger. Parlay? 01:39, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
• FOR A CASUAL ACQUAINTANCE LIKE YOU? ANYTHING --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 01:42, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
• Ethine is made of kitties and muffins --Asema ^{(can't we resolve this?)} 01:44, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
• BEST FRIEND <3 --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:45, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
• The cabal has spoken. -- megalomaniacal Ape (glug) (Riot Porn) 03:58, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
• Too bad I don't have Skype. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:55, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

Simsilikesims (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 1

• Nom I've nominated her several times before. I shouldn't have to explain why. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:56, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Is this user hot? I may reconsider. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 07:46 Jun 01, 2010

  Sims is too old for you. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:14, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

• Totally! I don't really know Sims, but she's always doing stuff on the site, and she looks like she's really nice. Love,  

SPIKE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 3

• NomFor VFD, saving articles from VFD, UnNews, rewriting and defending popular/controversial articles, reverting vandalism, and other stuff. Also, somebody please renom him next month and the month after next if he doesn't win. ~ 06:15, Jun 1, 2010
• For. Mature contributor. Ages well like a good red wine or cheese. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:24, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
• For. While both Ethine and HELPME are both good users my feeling is that I would like to see the present level of work over a longer period of time. SPIKE works hard on his stuff and does so with Wikipedian levels of maturity and never seems to stop. Whether you think he is ace, or whether you think he needs to lighten up a little it is undeniable that the guy works hard and thus he gets my vote. One thing though SPIKE, I'm the Chief around these here parts, if Zim wants to try and take that title then he must select a second and step outside for a quick joust to settle the matter. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 11:59, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

  I gave Zim the title; he didn't ask for it. See UnNews:About (illustration) for the basis. Spıke ¬ 16:49 4-Jun-10

  Ah, then you are the one to do the jousting, select your second and meet over me at the lists.... a horse might help too. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 22:47, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

  Will there also be a sword fight? Sure, jousting may garner you greater status and more attention from the sexy princess, but the real men compete in the sword fighting contest. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:54, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

  Should we both fall off our horses, it is traditionally decided in such a manner. --ChiefjusticeGameCube 08:43, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

HELPME (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 7

Let's all have a scoop. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:30, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

• Nom and FOR Despite what I've said about him in the past, HELPME is an ideal Uncyclopedian; helpful, friendly, and flamboyantly gay. What more could you ask for? Overall a great Uncyclopedian and an awesome guy to know. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:40, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

  What more could you ask for? That he curtail his greeting and voting and foruming and finish the article we took off VFD and stuck in his userspace in frickin' February. Spıke ¬ 16:54 4-Jun-10

  What's the rush? It's in his userspace, so he have can all the time he needs. —Pelozurian (talk) 18:35, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

  It's called writer's block, and I really don't see what gives you the right to patrol everything I do. I also have a life, you know- I'm sorry I don't do exactly what you want me to at all times. That's not even what this award's about, FYI.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 07:50, June 04 2010 UTC

  By the way, I have end-of-the-school-year stress, can you tell? I still stand by what I said, though.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 10:16, June 04 2010 UTC - This isn't worth fighting over.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 10:30, June 04 2010 UTC

  Lulz. U so mad. U so mad coz Spike is stylin' on u. :) MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:28, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

• Extremely vain for. Sorry Ethine, but you can't turn me on, with the gay thing and all.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 07:36, June 01 2010 UTC
• Don't ask Don't tell HELPME has helped everybody, long time users and noobs, everywhere and everyone lately. He won't always help me anymore, because he's helped me so much in the past that he wants to spread his help around. But in fact, he's helping me right now! Al des chains 20:29 1 6 MMX
• For. ~ 06:19, June 2, 2010 (UTC)
• Rollback SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 23:35, June 1, 2010 (UTC)
• For. --Sog1970 11:26, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
• FOR.--Funnybony  21:00, Jun 3