UnSignpost:Article/Random members mess with USP
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Despite efforts to resist the temptation to mess with the USP, a recent trend has arisen where active members are messing with the look of the USP. And by “members” we don't mean penii, but you could be forgiven for thinking so.
“What kind of idiot adds a story to the bottom right hand side of the USP?” one such genital innuendo cried in vain. “We reserve that space for random filler, like biographies of users, or announcements of significant concern that everyone wants to know!”
“A change is as good as a holiday.” Stated an increasingly active penis, before realising that he was supposed to have a real life and returning to his undeserved sabbatical. Meanwhile admins waved their ban sticks in a completely non-phallic manner.
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