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The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases!
UNSIGNPOST IS BACK!!!
Chief Editor ScottPat
Deputy Chief Editor Dannyboy1209
The UnSignpost is the way to stay informed about Uncyclopedia without actually getting involved with all the madness that goes on around here on a regular basis. It seeks to provide some of the most useless information on Uncyclopedia's so-called "community".
If you sign up HERE, one of our paperbots will deliver a fresh copy of the UnSignpost straight to your talkpage every week
for just $5.99 a month. In case you haven't got enough spam already.
Interested in adding something to the signpost? Drop us a line in the press room and we'll either ignore it, forget about it (most likely), or add it into our next issue. Want to write an article? Go right ahead and give us a draft in the press room. Any questions? Ask an admin (preferably ChiefjusticeDS).
Want to chat with the editors live? Good luck with that. You could drop in ##unsignpost at irc.freenode.net and talk with the editors of the UnSignpost about well... you know... stuff. You could also try flapping your ears and flying to Mars, but don't hold your breath.