MessagetoUncyclopedianreaders.Forthepastthree months you have received nothing. These UnSignpost journalists said they would bring you a copy every Thursday. They have let you down. UnSignpost has changed management. This page's list of editors will change in a months time to present information on active editors and bots. If you are an editor and you are listed on this page and are still active contact me on my talk page (click on (talk) after my user name). A few of us got so fed up with the lack of reporting that we made a new UnSignpost for April. None of the bots have contacted to help us deliver this so we are delivering it manually. Hopefully you shall all receive one before the end of this week.
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