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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms; font-size:200%; line-height:100%; font-weight:bold;">The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost</span>
 
   
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms; font-size:90%; line-height:100%; font-weight:bold;">{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/slogan}}</span>
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<div align="center"><span style="font-family: cursive, sans-serif; font-size:500%; line-height:200%">The UnSignpost</span></div>
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms; font-size:160%; line-height:100%; font-weight:bold;">UNSIGNPOST IS BACK!!!</span>
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find out anything you want and don't want to know about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly <s>(every month)</s> giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.
   
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Occasional Editors:''' [[Nobody]] &bull; {{u|Dannyboy1209}} &bull; {{u|ScottPat}} &bull; {{u|Anton199}} &bull; {{u|SPIKE}} </span>
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<div align="center">[[UnSignpost:Current|Current Edition]]</div>
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Chief Editor''' {{u|ScottPat}}</span>
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{{USP article|Top Story|HMC, PLS and other abbreviations|
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''By {{u|Anton199|Anton}}''
   
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Deputy Chief Editor''' {{u|Dannyboy1209}}</span>
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Some consider this year's [[Happy Monkey]] Competition a success, some don't and some look down, cough and leave to go to bathroom at the first possible occasion, when interviewed about it. The cause is not hard to find: last month we ({{u|Shabidoo}}) hosted the first '''inter-wiki''' competition in the history of Uncyclopedia.
   
[[UnSignpost/20130518|<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Click here to view the latest issue'''</span>]]
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/HMC, PLS and other abbreviations|Read more...]]'''
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''By [[User:SPIKE|Spike]]''
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August saw not one but two tugs-of-war over the fine selection of photographs on Uncyclopedia articles. In the first, a series of alleged Uncyclopedians tried to change us from a humor wiki to a [[Goatse|auto-proctology wiki]]. Our [[Wikia|web-host]] obligingly ensured that the tempting button labeled "Upload a new version of this photo" will now require the support of a senior editor, a change not to be submitted to the affected vandals. Every Uncyclopedian remains free to upload photos under new names; just not implicitly edit dozens of existing articles, including those he cannot edit explicitly.
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Image revert wars|Read more...]]'''
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/Uncyclopedia's grand conspiracy|Uncyclopedia's grand conspiracy]] - In recent world news, violence has once again broken out between the countries of [[Palestine]] and [[Israel]] in what looks to be a prolonged spout of fighting over the land once again. As usual when world events happen like this people have been looking for the cause to the event and some have found the cause, surprisingly, to be [[Uncyclopedia]].
   
<small>[[Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/Archives|<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Click here to rifle through our archives</span>]]</small>
 
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[[Image:Lost.png|thumb|right|No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.]]
 
   
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The '''UnSignpost''' is the way to stay informed about Uncyclopedia without actually getting involved with all the madness that goes on around here on a regular basis. It seeks to provide some of the most useless information on Uncyclopedia's so-called "community".</span>
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'''[[UnSignpost:Article/A way out|A way out]]''' - Veteran archivist {{U|Anton199}} recently stumbled onto the special-page [[Special:CloseMyAccount]]. The existence of such an article is remarkable, as in the policy manual, no one's account is ever closed.
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><big>'''If you sign up <big>[[/signup|HERE]]</big>'''</big>, <s>one of our paperbots</s> I will deliver a fresh copy of the UnSignpost straight to your talkpage every week <s>for just $5.99 a month</s>. In case you haven't got enough spam already.</span>
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{{USP article|Image Gallery|Image of the week!|
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<big>Visit our [[UnSignpost:Images|Image Gallery]]!</big>
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><big>'''Interested in adding something to the signpost?'''</big> Drop us a line in [[/Press Room|the press room]] and we'll either ignore it, forget about it (most likely), or add it into our next issue. Want to write an article? Go right ahead and give us a draft in the press room. Want to write a biopic? Good, add it to this page: [[Unsignpost:UserBiopics - 2013]]. Any questions? Ask an editor (preferably {{u|ScottPat}}).</span>
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140715]] - this UnSignpost issue once again proves the First Law of the UnSignpost <small>(''The frequency of the UnSignpost is proportional, disproportional or is in no relation to the amount of things happening on Uncyclopedia, in a way that it always decreases in geometrical progression)</small>
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*[[UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140520]] - 200!!!
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*[[UnSignpost:Article]]: Check out our old '''and''' new articles to find out why we are not the same!
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*'''4th August''' - An excerpt from the ban log: ''"02:48 . . SPIKE (talk <nowiki>|</nowiki> contribs) blocked 111.69.22.250 (talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎(FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY)"''
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<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><big>'''Want to chat with the editors live?'''</big> Good luck with that. THe chief editor is on here most days (British time).
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#[[Forum:Wiki World Cup]] - Wiki World Cup 2018 is coming up sooner than you think!
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If you have a desire to write an UnSignpost article that may well feature in an UnSignpost edition or the front page then please [[UnSignpost:Article|click here]].
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<big>[[UnSignpost:Interview|Interviews with Uncyclopedians can be found here!]]</big>
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[[File:Lost.png|thumb|center|250px|No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.]]
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'''Chief Editors''': [[User:Anton199|Anton]] and [[User:ScottPat|ScottPat]]
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(If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.)
 
<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">'''Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors:''' {{u|Dr. Skullthumper}} &bull; {{u|Cajek}}</span>
 
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Latest revision as of 22:20, August 27, 2014

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's online news page, the UnSignpost! Find out anything you want and don't want to know about what's happening on this site and elsewhere! News is updated here regularly (every month) giving you a minute by minute acount of the goings on in the Uncyclopedia community.





Lost

No, not that type of signpost. Just as useful, though.

Chief Editors: Anton and ScottPat (If you want to contribute to this page, either ask an UnSignpost Chief Editor or, if you are brave, do it without telling anyone.) Retired Founders & Co-Head Janitors: Dr. SkullthumperCajek

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