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Contents 1 Archives 1.1 2008 1.2 2009 2 umm... Rape? 3 UFFL Update Story 4 So... 5 I don't know if anyone cares but... 6 From the logs 7 So 8 Echo... 9 UFFL Update

[edit] Archives

[edit] 2008 Archive 1: Issues #1, #2, #3 Archive 2: Issues #4, #5 Archive 3: Issues #6 - #10 Archive 4: Issues #11 - #13 Archive 5: Issues #14 - #17 Archive 6: Issues #18 - 24 Archive 7: Issues #25 - 27

[edit] 2009 Archive 8: Issues #28 - 32 Archive 9: Issues #33 - 37 Archive 10: Issues #38 - 44 Archive 11: Issues #45 - 49 Archive 12: Issues #50 - 52 Archive 13: Issues #53 - 62 Archive 14: Issues #62 - 69

[edit] umm... Rape?

Rape! • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 21:15, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Raping: Not just for user talk pages anymore. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Saturday, 04:22, Nov 7 2009

[edit] UFFL Update Story

Ah, slightly passed mid-season: the time of year when experts begin to prematurely dish out tentative first-58%-of-season MVPs and other awards. The UFFL is no different. Here’s this author’s MVP, among other things.

MVP: Drew Brees, QB, Sternensteinenstine. Though as of right now there are two other players with more fantasy points, no QB has helped their team more in the Win-Loss bracket than Drew Brees has for the good ol’ Nazis. It’s no surprise that Sternensteinenstine’s one loss this season came during a week Brees didn’t throw a TD pass.

Defensive Player of the Year: New Orleans, DEF, Oklahoma City Storm. Right now, New Orleans’ D is Storm’s third-highest-scoring player, right behind their starting quarterback and starting running back. No other defense even comes close.

Comeback Player of the Year: Chad Pennington, QB, FA. One might think that awarding a comeback player of the year in the first year of a league’s existence doesn’t make much sense. These people are wrong. This award clearly belongs in the hands of Chad Pennington, who had a mediocre start to the season before getting knocked out the remainder of the year with a shoulder injury, thereby allowing the somewhat-more-fantasy-viable-though-not-by-much Chad Henne to take his place.

Standings:

1. Sternenstinenstine (8-1)
2. John Curry All Stars (6-3)
3. The Dudes (6-3)
4. Domestic Team Name (5-4)
5. Oklahoma City Storm (4-5)
6. Cheddar’s Doritians (4-5)
7. DiBiase’s Millions (3-6)
8. The Winnerz (0-9)

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:07, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] So...

Are we gonna make the UnSignpost a fortnightly thing? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 11:27, 11 November 2009

• For. Unless enough news build up in one week, which wont happen. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 15:02, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
• For, unless our printing press contract can be renegotiated. I really think we're printing too much counterfeit money, guys. -- [sire] e|m|c ^[TALK] 21:21 Nov 11 2009

[edit] I don't know if anyone cares but...

We now have Portal:Religion Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:49, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] From the logs

(User rights log); 22:53 . . Sannse (Talk | contribs | block) changed group membership for User:Sannse from Staff 
and Administrators to Administrators (now will this work...)
User rights log); 23:15 . . Uberfuzzy (Talk | contribs | block) changed group membership for User:Sannse from Administrators 
to Administrators and Staff (oh no you dont... you don't get away from looking after Uncyc that easily!)

MrN  23:20, Nov 13

[edit] So

Are we dead, or what? I don't have anything to submit for this edition, whenever this edition actually is. -- [sire] e|m|c ^[TALK] 11:52 Nov 24 2009

I dunno about there not being anything potentially story-worthy (Puppy's killing of CW Week jumps straight to mind), but perhaps the UnSignpost should take a holiday break and come back after Thanksgiving Week, or something. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:32, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Could you make the next one a special Grue-themed UnSignpost? Please? Maybe that would help. And the Grue God wants it too. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 19:54, Nov 24 2009

I second that. I have other shit to do. Like eat turkey. -- [sire] e|m|c ^[TALK] 22:17 Nov 24 2009

i've been too busy to manage the unsignpost. bother someone else to do it. maybe UU, he rarely does anything useful around here anymore, i think. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:56, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

I get the feeling that my biopic has managed to kill the UnSignpost...

HUH??????????????? I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF SOMEONE COULD MAKE THE NEXT UNSIGNPOST GRUE-THEMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Invincibleflamegruemaster 21:52, Nov 25 2009

Calm down, please. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:45, 5 December 2009

I'M CALM! SEE? PERFECTLY CALM!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALM ME DOWN, CAUSE I AM 100% CALM! --Invincibleflamegruemaster 16:56, 12 5, 2009

I see. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 17:07, 5 December 2009

I really don't know how to respond to that. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 18:48, 12 5, 2009

Just calm down. -- [sire] e|m|c ^[TALK] 20:58 Dec 5 2009

I'm calm. Really this time. So... Grue-themed UnSignPost plz? --Invincibleflamegruemaster 21:50, 12 5, 2009

[edit] Echo...

Echoooooooooooooooooo...echoooooooooooooooo...echoooooooooooo...echooooooooooooo...

Wow, it's empty here. Che } 00:52,15December,2009

No it isn't. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 01:30, 12 15, 2009

[edit] UFFL Update

The season is now over, and I got cheated out of the playoffs. Story 1: Check. Che } 02:04,15December,2009