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The UnSignpost is the way to stay informed about Uncyclopedia without actually getting involved with all the madness that goes on around here on a regular basis. It seeks to provide some of the most useless information on Uncyclopedia's so-called "community".
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Interested in adding something to the signpost? Drop us a line in the press room and we'll either ignore it, forget about it (most likely), or add it into our next issue. Want to write an article? Go right ahead and give us a draft in the press room. Want to write a biopic? Good, add it to this page: Unsignpost:UserBiopics - 2013. Any questions? Ask an editor (preferably ScottPat).
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