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Fort Worth - There are no words that can describe the ungodly scene that unfolded at the Mother Teresa Mammorial Hospital this Monday morning. “I just pray for the family”, said head surgeon West Johnson, “I ain’t seen that much blood since I drunkenly rode over a half dozen igloos with my Hummer back in 64”. The hospital has rarely seen anything this gruesome.“This was the most bizarre incident I have witnessed this month”, added nurse’s aid Claire Smith, “Where the hell did that gator come from?”
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