Uncyclopedia:Top10 09/July

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Top 10 voting process. The rules are simple. You go through all of the featured articles of the last month, and you pick your favorite 10. You only get 10 votes, so choose wisely. Also, you may only vote once for each article you decide to vote for. After a while, or whenever we feel like it, we'll end the voting and the 3 articles with the most votes will become Uncyclopedia's Top 3 of July 2009. If there are any ties I don't know what will happen, so try to avoid ties.

All entries are in alphabetical order for easier finding. Sign your votes using #your name. IP votes are counted as half a vote. Please update the score when you add your name.

Remember: Only 10 votes.
Voting ends on the 15th

Childhood: an essay

Score: 3
(Featured: 1 July 2009)
  1. TheLedBalloon
  2. Modusoperandi
  3. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition

Score: 4
(Featured: 25 July 2009)
  1. Guildensternenstein
  2. The Woodburninator
  3. NaturalBornKieler
  4. CheddarBBQ

Fan service

Score: 2
(Featured: 12 July 2009)
  1. Hyperbole
  2. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants

Score: 6
(Featured: 31 July 2009)
  1. Thekillerfroggy
  2. Necropaxx
  3. Hyperbole
  4. The Woodburninator
  5. Electrified mocha chinchilla
  6. UU

Godzilla

Score: 4
(Featured: 4 July 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Guildensternenstein
  3. CheddarBBQ
  4. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

History of New England

Score: 7
(Featured: 2 July 2009)
  1. Nameable
  2. TheLedBalloon
  3. Necropaxx
  4. Thekillerfroggy
  5. Siddhartha-Wolf
  6. LongLiverh3
  7. Docile hippopotamus

HowTo:Survive a Baby

Score: 2
(Featured: 7 July 2009)
  1. UU
  2. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

HowTo:Write a Stephen King Novel

Score: 6
(Featured: 18 July 2009)
  1. Orian57
  2. An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays
  3. Necropaxx
  4. Siddhartha-Wolf
  5. Vanaelin
  6. Docile hippopotamus

Humphrey Bogart

Score: 0
(Featured: 22 July 2009)

UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God?

Score: 9
(Featured: 14 July 2009)
  1. An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays
  2. TheLedBalloon
  3. 15Mickey20
  4. Necropaxx
  5. Siddhartha-Wolf
  6. The Woodburninator
  7. CheddarBBQ
  8. Mahm00shA
  9. Docile hippopotamus

Jim Jarmusch

Score: 2
(Featured: 8 July 2009)
  1. Siddhartha-Wolf
  2. Modusoperandi

Joe Namath

Score: 2
(Featured: 20 July 2009)
  1. Thekillerfroggy
  2. Guildensternenstein

LazyTown

Score: 4
(Featured: 16 July 2009)
  1. Orian57
  2. Siddhartha-Wolf
  3. Sipi1230
  4. CheddarBBQ

Mrs. God's blog

Score: 2
(Featured: 10 July 2009)
  1. Siddhartha-Wolf
  2. NaturalBornKieler

Space Invaders

Score: 2
(Featured: 30 July 2009)
  1. Staircase
  2. Siddhartha-Wolf

UnTunes:Still Hurting

Score: 5
(Featured: 6 July 2009)
  1. Orian57
  2. Necropaxx
  3. Hyperbole
  4. Siddhartha-Wolf
  5. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Stone the Israeli Tank

Score: 6
(Featured: 28 July 2009)
  1. Thekillerfroggy
  2. Guildensternenstein
  3. Hyperbole
  4. Mordillo
  5. UU
  6. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

The Fat Girl

Score: 1
(Featured: 29 July 2009)
  1. Orian57

UnNews:The God Interview

Score: 3
(Featured: 13 July 2009)
  1. NaturalBornKieler
  2. Mordillo
  3. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

The Popularity of War

Score: 3
(Featured: 23 July 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Siddhartha-Wolf
  3. Docile hippopotamus

UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden

Score: 11
(Featured: 15 July 2009)
  1. Orian57
  2. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  3. LongLiverh3
  4. Sipi1230
  5. Hyperbole
  6. Nameable
  7. Methamphetamine!
  8. Staircase
  9. Mordillo
  10. Mahm00shA
  11. UU

UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick

Score: 5
(Featured: 26 July 2009)
  1. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  2. An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays
  3. The Woodburninator
  4. Mordillo
  5. UU

UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth

Score: 4
(Featured: 3 July 2009)
  1. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  2. The Woodburninator
  3. CheddarBBQ
  4. UU

UnBooks:The Nearly-Chaste Mormon's Guide to Quitting Masturbation

Score: 4
(Featured: 21 July 2009)
  1. TheLedBalloon
  2. Mordillo
  3. UU
  4. An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays

UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012

Score: 1
(Featured: 5 July 2009)
  1. Orian57

UnScripts:Trapped at Sea

Score: 3
(Featured: 17 July 2009)
  1. Orian57
  2. Necropaxx
  3. Methamphetamine!

UnTweets:George Peterson

Score: 2
(Featured: 9 July 2009)
  1. Orian57
  2. Nameable

Uncyclopedia Madness

Score: 2
(Featured: 24 July 2009)
  1. Electrified mocha chinchilla
  2. Sipi1230

Wild Bill Hickok

Score: 3
(Featured: 11 July 2009)
  1. Thekillerfroggy
  2. Hyperbole
  3. The Woodburninator

World of Warcraft

Score: 3
(Featured: 19 July 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. CheddarBBQ
  3. Docile hippopotamus

Xanax

Score: 5
(Featured: 27 July 2009)
  1. Thekillerfroggy
  2. TheLedBalloon
  3. Necropaxx
  4. Siddhartha-Wolf
  5. Mordillo
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