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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Top 10 of 2009 voting process. The rules are simple. You go through all of the Best of the Month articles from 2009 (listed, handily, below) and pick your favorite 10. You only get 10 votes, so choose wisely. Also, you may only vote once for each article you decide to vote for. If there are any ties I don't know what will happen, so try to avoid ties.

All entries are in alphabetical order for easier finding. Sign your votes using #your name. IP votes are counted as half a vote. Please update the score when you add your name.

Remember: Only 10 votes.
Voting ends on the 31st

2001: A Space Odyssey (October)

Score: 23
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Matfen815
  3. Guildensternenstein
  4. Grumblegrump
  5. Ptok-Bentoniczny
  6. Modusoperandi
  7. Aleister in Chains
  8. Everburn
  9. Mordillo
  10. UU
  11. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  12. Wilytank
  13. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  14. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  15. FeTzu
  16. Pelargonium
  17. MrN9000
  18. 222.153.41.55
  19. Cap'nkrik
  20. Noahlikescakeandpie
  21. 136.165.82.93
  22. 86.151.239.231
  23. Happytimes
  24. 12.220.224.66
  25. Sakai4eva

AIDS (Space Program) (May)

Score: 8
  1. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  2. Faggle
  3. HELPME
  4. Staircase
  5. Roman Dog Bird
  6. 12 inches
  7. Aleister in Chains
  8. Vader1941

Al Gore (March)

Score: 10
  1. Nikau
  2. Matfen815
  3. Optimuschris
  4. TheLedBalloon
  5. HELPME
  6. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  7. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  8. Pelargonium
  9. MrN9000
  10. thekillerfroggy

Amanda Steele, Action Cop (February)

Score: 5
  1. Nikau
  2. IronLung
  3. Hyperbole
  4. Modusoperandi
  5. So So

Assassins from the future (January)

Score: 6
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Nikau
  3. HELPME
  4. Amy Lee
  5. Modusoperandi
  6. Happytimes

Barack Obama's Teleprompter (September)

Score: 4
  1. Matfen815
  2. Guildensternenstein
  3. Faggle
  4. Happytimes

British Moon-landing (June)

Score: 15
  1. Fredd The Mahmauscher
  2. Optimuschris
  3. Grumblegrump
  4. Ptok-Bentoniczny
  5. Modusoperandi
  6. Siddhartha-Wolf
  7. Romartus
  8. Aleister in Chains
  9. Mordillo
  10. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  11. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  12. Sog1970
  13. Michilus
  14. I'mthedaddy
  15. Necropaxx

Colin Powell (February)

Score: 8
  1. RAHB
  2. Matfen815
  3. 15Mickey20
  4. Hyperbole
  5. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  6. So So
  7. MrN9000
  8. Happytimes

Disorganised crime (September)

Score: 4
  1. 15Mickey20
  2. Christhi
  3. sog1970
  4. Docile hippopotamus

Dragon Warrior (April)

Score: 32.5
  1. Necropaxx
  2. RAHB
  3. Black_flamingo11
  4. Nikau
  5. Fredd The Mahmauscher
  6. FailCat
  7. Optimuschris
  8. Guildensternenstein
  9. Hyperbole
  10. Grumblegrump
  11. Syndrome
  12. Siddhartha-Wolf
  13. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  14. Faggle
  15. Zheliel
  16. The Woodburninator
  17. Iwillkillyou333
  18. HELPME
  19. Mordillo
  20. UU
  21. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  22. Mnbvcxz
  23. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  24. Matt lobster
  25. So So
  26. Sog1970
  27. Pelargonium
  28. MrN9000
  29. Asahatter
  30. CheddarBBQ
  31. Happytimes
  32. PuppyOnTheRadio
  33. 68.197.16.37

Gazelle (May)

Score: 4
  1. Nikau
  2. Faggle
  3. UU
  4. Romartus

History of New England (July)

Score: 2
  1. TheLedBalloon
  2. Siddhartha-Wolf

HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle (May)

Score: 1
  1. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  2. Orian57

HowTo:Get Over Jenny (April)

Score: 13
  1. Fredd The Mahmauscher
  2. Wilytank
  3. Modusoperandi
  4. Syndrome
  5. Zheliel
  6. Aleister in Chains
  7. CheddarBBQ
  8. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  9. Pelargonium
  10. MrN9000
  11. FailCat
  12. Docile hippopotamus
  13. HELPME

I ate your Haagen-Dazs (December)

Score: 10
  1. Fredd The Mahmauscher
  2. Matfen815
  3. FailCat
  4. Hyperbole
  5. Grumblegrump
  6. Ptok-Bentoniczny
  7. Zana Dark
  8. Mordillo
  9. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  10. Pelargonium

Karl Lagerfeld (April)

Score: 11
  1. RAHB
  2. IronLung
  3. NaturalBornKieler
  4. Guildensternenstein
  5. Modusoperandi
  6. Zana Dark
  7. Romartus
  8. Matt lobster
  9. UU
  10. Black_flamingo11
  11. Thekillerfroggy

Let Someone Else Do It (August)

Score: 4
  1. Syndrome
  2. Siddhartha-Wolf
  3. RAHB
  4. Inge88

Lord Sauron (March)

Score: 6
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Black_flamingo11
  3. Nikau
  4. Everburn
  5. UU
  6. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans

Matter (December)

Score: 3
  1. Fredd The Mahmauscher
  2. Grumblegrump
  3. Michilus

Metal Gear Solid (February)

Score: 9
  1. Necropaxx
  2. IronLung
  3. Matfen815
  4. Guildensternenstein
  5. Black_flamingo11
  6. Hyperbole
  7. Iwillkillyou333
  8. So So
  9. CheddarBBQ

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (March)

Score: 2
  1. Guildensternenstein
  2. So So

Microsoft Knowledge Base (November)

Score: 10
  1. Aleister in Chains
  2. Matfen815
  3. FailCat
  4. Guildensternenstein
  5. Ptok-Bentoniczny
  6. Siddhartha-Wolf
  7. Mordillo
  8. Pelargonium
  9. Happytimes
  10. PuppyOnTheRadio

Oscar the Grouch (May)

Score: 2
  1. Chabubbley
  2. Docile hippopotamus

Printer Ink (February)

Score: 9
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Nikau
  3. NaturalBornKieler
  4. 15Mickey20
  5. Thekillerfroggy
  6. Inge88
  7. MrN9000
  8. Asahatter
  9. Happytimes

Prison Break (June)

Score: 6
  1. Siddhartha-Wolf
  2. Hyperbole
  3. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  4. h3nry7h3h3n
  5. Flashfreez

Private Eye (March)

Score: 2
  1. Romartus
  2. IronLung


Roak Band - Teutonic Invasion (September)

Score: 11
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Optimuschris
  3. Mordillo
  4. UU
  5. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  6. Pelargonium
  7. Aleister in Chains
  8. Clare GAA
  9. RemTar
  10. Vader1941
  11. LonelyMetsFan

Samuel L. Vacuum (October)

Score: 9
  1. Roman Dog Bird
  2. Optimuschris
  3. Syndrome
  4. Mnbvcxz
  5. Zana Dark
  6. Mordillo
  7. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  8. Flashfreez
  9. MrN9000

Sergio Leone (August)

Score: 6
  1. Matfen815
  2. Guildensternenstein
  3. Grumblegrump
  4. Romartus
  5. UU
  6. Happytimes

The Bourne Pottery Class (June)

Score: 16
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Fredd The Mahmauscher
  3. NaturalBornKieler
  4. Hyperbole
  5. Siddhartha-Wolf
  6. Romartus
  7. Zana Dark
  8. Matt lobster
  9. HELPME
  10. Mordillo
  11. Staircase
  12. Asahatter
  13. Lewis82
  14. Todd Lyons
  15. LonelyMetsFan
  16. 15Mickey20

The defense rests, your honor (January)

Score: 4
  1. Fredd The Mahmauscher
  2. Modusoperandi
  3. Staircase
  4. The Woodburninator

The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865 (October)

Score: 5
  1. Fredd The Mahmauscher
  2. Modusoperandi
  3. Aleister in Chains
  4. Electrified mocha chinchilla
  5. HELPME

Tradesmen (April)

Score: 3
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Nikau
  3. So So

UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden (July)

Score: 3
  1. I'mthedaddy
  2. PuppyOnTheRadio
  3. Orian57

UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English? (March)

Score: 8
  1. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  2. Optimuschris
  3. Ptok-Bentoniczny
  4. Siddhartha-Wolf
  5. Zana Dark
  6. Mordillo
  7. UU
  8. Nachlader

UnBooks:The Lost Introduction to Walden (March)

Score: 5
  1. TheLedBalloon
  2. Guildensternenstein
  3. Christhi
  4. Siddhartha-Wolf
  5. RAHB

UnBooks:Insipid Sentimental Women's Novel (November)

Score: 3
  1. 15Mickey20
  2. Guildensternenstein
  3. PuppyOnTheRadio

UnNews:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced (March)

Score: 4
  1. Modusoperandi
  2. Aleister in Chains
  3. HELPME
  4. Kip the Dip

UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God? (July)

Score: 6
  1. TheLedBalloon
  2. Faggle
  3. The Woodburninator
  4. CheddarBBQ
  5. Flashfreez
  6. An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays

UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver (June)

Score: 13.5
  1. Fredd The Mahmauscher
  2. SufiyaFatimaLevi
  3. Modusoperandi
  4. Romartus
  5. Zheliel
  6. CheddarBBQ
  7. Mordillo
  8. sog1970
  9. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  10. HELPME
  11. Pelargonium
  12. 136.165.82.93
  13. Docile hippopotamus
  14. LonelyMetsFan

UnScripts:Song of the South (January)

Score: 3
  1. Mnbvcxz
  2. Flashfreez
  3. Docile hippopotamus

UnScripts:Star Wars (2010) (August)

Score: 2
  1. Black_flamingo11
  2. Matfen815

UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 2: Waiting With A Vengeance (November)

Score: 10
  1. Hyperbole
  2. Ptok-Bentoniczny
  3. Siddhartha-Wolf
  4. Romartus
  5. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  6. Everburn
  7. UU
  8. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  9. HELPME
  10. Kpsfire

UnScripts:X-Men Origins: Wolverine (September)

Score: 1
  1. Matfen815

Why?:Don't we do it in the road? (September)

Score: 7
  1. Syndrome
  2. Faggle
  3. Aleister in Chains
  4. sog1970
  5. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  6. Inge88
  7. thehallway

Why?:Is my molten steel bill so high? (January)

Score: 8
  1. RAHB
  2. 15Mickey20
  3. Hyperbole
  4. Wilytank
  5. The Woodburninator
  6. UU
  7. An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays
  8. Michilus

Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagne (December)

Score: 12
  1. Black_flamingo11
  2. Ellemonopy
  3. Optimuschris
  4. Hyperbole
  5. Zana Dark
  6. The Woodburninator
  7. Aleister in Chains
  8. Colin "All your base" Heaney
  9. Inge88
  10. Pelargonium
  11. Kip the Dip
  12. orian57



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