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Code Result What links here Description
{{User Eaten By Grue}}
Domokunyellownbackground This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again.
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{{User Page Problems}}
GAH. This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.
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{{User Failed}} What links here
{{AdminUser3}}
Tntasplode This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED.
Or eaten by a grue.
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{{article count|5}}
5 This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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{{audio count|2}}
2 This user has recorded 2 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.

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{{user created n userboxes|8}}
Userboxbox This user has created/stolen from wikipedia 8 userboxes as one liners are easy.
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{{BureaucratUser}}
God4 This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too.
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{{southpaw}}
XrayLhand
This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
(List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

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{{northpaw}}
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
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{{satanic}}
Baphomet
This user walks down the
left hand path
.
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
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{{User Bright Future}}
Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

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{{User IQ|111}}
Brain This user's IQ is 111.

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{{User hostage}}
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1 This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Learn the difference between a warm heart and hot pants. Help!
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{{User iamafish-en}}
CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
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{{User iamalemming-en}}
Lemming This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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{{User iamanaeroplane-en}}
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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{{User iamamonarch-en}}
British Royal Family This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

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{{LlamaRockingChair}}
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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{{LlamaRockingChair2}}
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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{{LlamaRockingChair3}}
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

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{{LlamaRockingChair4}}
Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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{{LlamaRockingChair5}}
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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{{LlamaRockingChair6}}
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

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{{User Senioritis}}
+

This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


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{{User MrDucky}}
Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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{{user mutant}}
Sign1 This user is a mutant.
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{{user angel}}
Face-angel This user is an angel.

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{{user grue}}
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

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{{User Leon Fan}}
Leon Trotsky icon This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.
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{{User Mind reader}}
Mindreader8

This user is reading your thoughts!

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{{User Nietzsche Fan}}
Nietzsche187a This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
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{{User Paladin}}
Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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{{User Poor}}
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


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{{user procrastinate}}
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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{{User serviceable-no}}
750px-High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.
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{{User clone|Username}}
Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of Username.
What links here this might be usable for unintended anonymous editors
{{User Camelot}}
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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{{user notanumber}}
Numbersix This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
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{{User Asian}}
Cs-box This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok24-7.
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{{User CS}}
Cs-box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.
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{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}
Ubx-
Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

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{{User shiny}}
Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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{{User Official}}
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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{{Steal userboxes}}
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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{{User ubox trading card}}
Userboxtradingcard.svg This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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{{User shuvel|he or she}}
Ihasashuvel
This user gots a shuvel. Yes he or she does.
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{{User wizard}}
Alanmoore1 This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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{{User Alien Anteater}}
Anteater2

This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

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{{User paint}}
Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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{{User adorable}}
MO adorabl This user is adorable.

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{{User wants featured|This_page_does_not_exist}}
Potatohead aqua This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.

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{{User anon}}
Image-4 Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
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{{Rent}}
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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{{Blank_rent}}
This space for rent.
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{{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}}
Chickenbox2.0 This user raises their own chickenbox.
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{{Userbox Template}}
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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{{User Euroipods}}
Euroipods1 This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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{{User EvilClown}}
EvilClown This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

Other users who are Evil Clowns






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{{NoGoodUserboxes}}
[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.


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{{Random User}}

Garrison Keillor

This user is a living shiny newspaper that likes to swallow while gay foreign xylophones cruise his bowling ball.
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{{User random thing}}
DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random nail-biting potato that bamboozled his middle finger inside of your potato so you must burn him/her with your nail-biting potato.
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{{User random-colors/named}}
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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{{User diamond}}
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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{{User pearl}}
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
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{{User platinum}}
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Platinum because they are a corporate whore.
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{{User See}}
Crystalball This user can see what you don't.
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{{User Sense}}
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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{{CuteKiss}}
Pucker Awww... How adorable! You made some other User happy and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*


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{{fire}}
Bushfire This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head












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{{User:Naughtyned/XCard}}
Snoop Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!
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{{User mcdude}}
Mr. McDude has approved this article to be a part of his master plan Mcdude-sig
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{{User:AAA!/Reincarnation|some guy}}
Lotus This user is a reincarnation of some guy.
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{{WTFWTF}}
Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
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{{User 921}}
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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{{Ubx hates Wikia}}
Wikipedia no soul This user will never forget October 23, 2008, the day that Wikia sold its soul.
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{{Caffeine}}
Coffee sm
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

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{{User 42}}
Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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{{I Like Cheese}}
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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{{UserKnowsChuckNorris}}
Cnorris WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
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{{User Black Knight}}
BK THIS USER IS A BLACK KNIGHT!!
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{{User sad nerd person}}
Ice Skeleton Warrior
This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land, but is really a sad little nerd person.
However, s/he takes comfort in the fact that you are too.
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{{User terrorist}}
Lego Terrorist This user is a terrorist and is pwning the anti-terrorists by attacking places using shit.
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{{Ginger}}
300px-Red Warning: This user is Ginger and is liable to explode without warning
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{{User Over9000}}
NVover9000 This user is Over 9000.
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{{User:Citation Needed/User Gullible}}
Gullible This user is really gullible!
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{{Badass}}
Bad ass simle face mini This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.
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{{User dyscalculia}}
9clock This user has dyscalculia and therefore, does not understand the average clock. However, they make up for it by being very good at writing.

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Age Group

Code Result What links here Description
{{user age|X}}
X This user is X years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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{{User teen}}
teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
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{{Youngadult}}
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.
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{{Adult Body}}
A This user is an adult in body only.
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{{user adult}}
A This user is an adult and so doesn't know what fun is.
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{{User immortal}}
This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
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{{User OAP}}
OAP This user is an old age pensioner, and is in need of 3 new hips.
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sex/orientation

Code Result What links here Description
{{user girl}}
This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

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{{user boy}}
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
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{{user baby boy}}
Preview card baby boy v This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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{{user baby girl}}
Ist2 2304394 baby girl This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

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{{user no gender}}
This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

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{{User no gender two}}
Southpark-msgarrison 1176249176 This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

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{{User straight}}
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
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{{user straight 2}}
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
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{{GayUser}}
Salt Lake Flag This user is Openly Gay.
And is unabashedly proud of that fact.
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{{user bi}}
Bi flag.svg

This user is bisexual and so gets more than their fair share.

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{{user heteroflexable}}
Bi flag.svg This user identifies as heteroflexible which means they can't afford to be too choosy.
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{{user homoflexable}}
Bi flag.svg This user identifies as homoflexible which means they can't afford to be too choosy.
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{{user confused}}
Sexuality confusion.svg This user is uncertain of his or her sexuality and doesn't want to know.
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{{user asexual}}
Asexuality Symbol.svg This user identifies as asexual as it sounds better than 'virgin'.
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{{user monosexual}}
BSL This user identifies as monosexual this means that they have a boring sex life.
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{{User antisexual}}
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

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{{User Pansexual}}
Transgender This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds.
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Marital Status

Code Result What links here Description
{{user single}}
Userbox-single.svg This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
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{{user single2}}
Userbox-single.svg This user is Single and will take anything they can get! even you could get lucky with him/her.
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{{user girlfriend wish}}
3hearts This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
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{{user boyfriend wish}}
3hearts This user wishes he or she had a boyfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
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{{user hugger}}
3hearts This user loves physical contact and might want to give you a hug right now...!
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{{user fuck wish}}
3hearts This user wishes he or she had a fuckbuddy, will you fuck him/her repeatedly over a prolonged period of time? I wouldn't
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{{user married}}
Ball+chain This user is married and is completely faithful.
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{{user married2}}
Weddingring This user is married but, you know, this ring isn't glued on...
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{{user gay married}}
Salt Lake Flag This user is in a same-sex marriage, domestic partnership or civil union but that doesn't mean the fun has stopped!
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