Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

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Random item generation

Template Effect Comments
surgeongeneral
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(Used on)
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Children Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext
For those who are easily amused, Uncyclopedia has a totally unrelated article about: Don Martin
Unrelated article for Unews
coin
(Talk)
(Used on)
Coin-heads
HEADS
random heads or tails
card
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-diamonds-up
Card-king Card-diamonds-down

K
random playing card
die
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball
(Talk)
(Used on)
“No”
~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?
Magic 8-Ball
slots
(Talk)
(Used on)
Slots-top
Slots-left Slots-bar2Slots-cherrySlots-grape Slots-right
Slots-base
slot machine
DYK
(Talk)
(Used on)
*...that the handgun is one of the most pitiful guns you can find, seeing as it's part of your hand? random "Did you know..."
fortune
(Talk)
(Used on)
Perversity is the spice of life. random tagline
moodring
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
anxieties
nervous
strained
random mood
chess
(Talk)
(Used on)
a b c d e f g h
8 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 8
7 Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw 7
6 Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw 6
5 Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw 5
4 Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw 4
3 Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw 3
2 Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw Chess pw 2
1 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 1
a b c d e f g h
random chess board
TTTboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
TTT x TTT x TTT x
TTT x TTT x TTT x
TTT x TTT x TTT x


random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo
(Talk)
(Used on)
B I N G O
Nonsense Under construction Goodthink Has ascii art You've edited it
Has ascii art Goodthink [Some war] (video game) Bad spelling Steve Ballmer mentioned
AAAAAAAAA! mentioned I can't believe it's not... WILDE CARD Bad grammar Goodthink
iAnything Vandalized Wilde quote AAAAAAAAA! mentioned Obscene
Maintainence tagged Bad spelling Goodthink Overly British Protected
HOUR
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:HOUR

Random sightings

Template Effect Comments
Really random sighting
(Talk)
(Used on)
Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster
(Talk)
(Used on)


These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO
(Talk)
(Used on)
UFORandom UFO Sighting

In accordance with International Random UFO Sightings in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, Unidentified Flying Objects have been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article.


Prepare for probing.
Really random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)
Random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)

Random messages

Template Effect Comments
Punchline
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Punchline
Random/Username
(Talk)
(Used on)
AngelFairyDust
Random/username
(Talk)
(Used on)
ManBoy
RandomCity/Canada
(Talk)
(Used on)
Penticton
RandomCity/China
(Talk)
(Used on)
Beijing
RandomCity/France
(Talk)
(Used on)
Laon
RandomCity/Sweden
(Talk)
(Used on)
Lysekil
RandomPlace
(Talk)
(Used on)
on the Death Star
RandomPlaceAlt
(Talk)
(Used on)
Yourspace
Randomgame
(Talk)
(Used on)
Hugo Chávez's journey for total writing and how he litigated 1,234,567,890 gas tanks
Randomquote/femaleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Randomquote/femaleperson
Randomquote/maleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Templates/Random silliness. Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of him.”
~ Hugo Chávez on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Templates/Random silliness once litigated my stool sample.”
~ Hugo Chávez on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template Effect Comments
Adj
(Talk)
(Used on)
oozing Words for construction of random text
Body Part
(Talk)
(Used on)
penis random body part
Expletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
GOD DAMN random swearing
Job
(Talk)
(Used on)
mailwoman random career/job
Chexpletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
DIMETHYL GLYCOL random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords
(Talk)
(Used on)
Titty
Given name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Bee random given name
Healer
(Talk)
(Used on)
Bishop
Highconcept
(Talk)
(Used on)
Ganondorf freezes stool sample!
Maddenisms
(Talk)
(Used on)
“If it had gone between the uprights, it would've been good, which is like no good, except that it's good, so it's not no good.”
Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster
(Talk)
(Used on)
a male nymph random fantasy game monster(s)
Name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Oscar Wilde
N00blet
(Talk)
(Used on)
fagget random n00b utterance
Noun
(Talk)
(Used on)
potato
Nounlink
(Talk)
(Used on)
etching
Noun indefinite
(Talk)
(Used on)
a nuclear reactor
Noun plural
(Talk)
(Used on)
homicidal screaming carrots
Number
(Talk)
(Used on)
65
One Week
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:One Week
Real people's name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Wadsworth Ablington random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam
(Talk)
(Used on)
Borussia M'Gladbach
RPG Stat
(Talk)
(Used on)
Force random turn-based combat statistic
Surname
(Talk)
(Used on)
Kernan random surname
Title (Mad Libs)
(Talk)
(Used on)
Signora
Verb
(Talk)
(Used on)
litigate
Verb singular
(Talk)
(Used on)
zooms
Verb past tense
(Talk)
(Used on)
rioted
Verb perfect
(Talk)
(Used on)
employed
random Russian reversal
(Talk)
(Used on)
“In Soviet Russia, stool sample freezes YOU!!”
random Russian reversal quote
Utensil
(Talk)
(Used on)
fondue fork random thing you eat with
SF Currency
(Talk)
(Used on)
Homeless people

Playing cards

Template Effect Comments
card/ace
(Talk)
(Used on)
A

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-down

A
individual card, specify suit
card/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
2

Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up


Card-spades-down
Card-spades-down

2
individual card, specify suit
card/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-clubs-up
Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-down
Card-clubs-down

3
individual card, specify suit
card/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up



Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

4
individual card, specify suit
card/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

5
individual card, specify suit
card/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
6

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

6
individual card, specify suit
card/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up


Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

7
individual card, specify suit
card/8
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

8
individual card, specify suit
card/9
(Talk)
(Used on)
9

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

9
individual card, specify suit
card/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
10

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

10
individual card, specify suit
card/jack
(Talk)
(Used on)
J

Card-spades-up
Card-jack Card-spades-down

J
individual card, specify suit
card/queen
(Talk)
(Used on)
Q

Card-hearts-up
Card-queen Card-hearts-down

Q
individual card, specify suit
card/king
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-diamonds-up
Card-king Card-diamonds-down

K
individual card, specify suit
card/joker
(Talk)
(Used on)
J
O
K
E
R
Card-joker-black J
O
K
E
R
individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Playing card construction

Template Effect Comments
card/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
table border table header for card borders
card/diamonds
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/hearts
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/clubs
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours
card/spades
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours

Dice

Template Effect Comments
Die/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
CELLPADDING=2 CELLSPACING=2 height=100 width=100 style="height:100; width:100; background-color: #FCFCF6; color: #000000; border: solid 2px #000000; padding: 3px"
Die/nodot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" |  
Die/dot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" | Dot
Die/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
Die/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Dot
     
Dot    
Die/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot    
  Dot  
    Dot
Die/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
Die/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
  Dot  
Dot   Dot
Die/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Die/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot Dot Dot
Dot   Dot

Mood ring

Template Effect Comments
moodring/body
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
(text)
A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template Effect Comments
chessboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
a customized chessboard will appear customizable chess board, see Template talk:Chessboard
chess/edge
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess bb random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template Effect Comments
Day1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24
(Talk)
(Used on)
You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26
(Talk)
(Used on)
You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27
(Talk)
(Used on)
Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28
(Talk)
(Used on)
You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29
(Talk)
(Used on)
Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30
(Talk)
(Used on)
1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31
(Talk)
(Used on)

Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template Effect Comments
DotwFriday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwMonday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwSaturday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwThursday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwTuesday
(Talk)
(Used on)

Others

Template Effect Comments
Flash/disable
(Talk)
(Used on)
// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form.

// To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;

Funfact
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(Used on)
Fun Fact!
{{{}}}
GEBAG
(Talk)
(Used on)
*** You have died! ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



Google
(Talk)
(Used on)
Google
Google
My anti-drug
(Talk)
(Used on)

    my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab
(Talk)
(Used on)
Stress/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Domain ID:Vandalize-this
    Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
    DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the 
            WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
    Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the  
               internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
    Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
    Admin Name:Angela Beesley
    Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
    

Wotd

Template Effect Comments
Wotd/03
(Talk)
(Used on)
redundancy
Wotd/07
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/08
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/09
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/11
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/12
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/code
(Talk)
(Used on)
WotdAF
(Talk)
(Used on)
deadpan

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