Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

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Random item generation

Template Effect Comments
surgeongeneral
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(Used on)
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Oprah Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext
For those who are easily amused, Uncyclopedia has a totally unrelated article about: A-level
Unrelated article for Unews
coin
(Talk)
(Used on)
Coin-tails
TAILS
random heads or tails
card
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-clubs-up
Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-down
Card-clubs-down

3
random playing card
die
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Concentrate and ask again.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?
Magic 8-Ball
slots
(Talk)
(Used on)
Slots-top
Slots-left Slots-bar2Slots-bananaSlots-bar3 Slots-right
Slots-base
slot machine
DYK
(Talk)
(Used on)
*...that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth? random "Did you know..."
fortune
(Talk)
(Used on)
Mediocrity killed the cat. random tagline
moodring
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
jitters
anticipation
restless
thoughts
random mood
chess
(Talk)
(Used on)
a b c d e f g h
8 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 8
7 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 7
6 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 6
5 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 5
4 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 4
3 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 3
2 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 2
1 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 1
a b c d e f g h
random chess board
TTTboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
TTT x TTT x TTT x
TTT x TTT x TTT x
TTT x TTT x TTT x


random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo
(Talk)
(Used on)
B I N G O
Canned quote Canned quote Canned quote Canned quote Canned quote
Canned quote Canned quote Canned quote Canned quote Canned quote
Canned quote Canned quote WILDE CARD Canned quote Canned quote
Canned quote Canned quote Canned quote Canned quote Canned quote
Canned quote Canned quote Canned quote Canned quote Canned quote
HOUR
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:HOUR

Random sightings

Template Effect Comments
Really random sighting
(Talk)
(Used on)
Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster
(Talk)
(Used on)


These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO
(Talk)
(Used on)
Really random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)
Random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)
Random elvis Random Elvis Sighting

In accordance to the August 20th celebration of International Random Elvis Sighting in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, Elvis has been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article.


The King has left the building.

Random messages

Template Effect Comments
Punchline
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Punchline
Random/Username
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chimychanga
Random/username
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dawn773
RandomCity/Canada
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dauphin
RandomCity/China
(Talk)
(Used on)
Bengbu
RandomCity/France
(Talk)
(Used on)
Pontoise
RandomCity/Sweden
(Talk)
(Used on)
Växjö
RandomPlace
(Talk)
(Used on)
in Heaven
RandomPlaceAlt
(Talk)
(Used on)
Castle Greyscale
Randomgame
(Talk)
(Used on)
Stephen Sondheim's journey for total ablating and how he feasted 333 salad forks
Randomquote/femaleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Randomquote/femaleperson
Randomquote/maleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Templates/Random silliness. Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of him.”
~ Stephen Sondheim on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Ah, Templates/Random silliness. That was the pastry that feasted my salad forks.”
~ Stephen Sondheim on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template Effect Comments
Adj
(Talk)
(Used on)
absorbent Words for construction of random text
Body Part
(Talk)
(Used on)
vertebra random body part
Expletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
SHITTY random swearing
Job
(Talk)
(Used on)
spaceman random career/job
Chexpletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
SLITTY EYES random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords
(Talk)
(Used on)
Cock
Given name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Don random given name
Healer
(Talk)
(Used on)
Man of God
Highconcept
(Talk)
(Used on)
Katie Holmes earns pastry!
Maddenisms
(Talk)
(Used on)
“I have a fear of flying, so I have to take a bus. So, if you're scared, you get fearful of stuff, which you can't do in football, because if you get scared in football then you're afraid which loses games. But being afraid is OK if you love football because if you love football and football loves you and you've also had sex with a telestrator like I have then you want to be around for as much football as possible. Therefore, I am afraid of flying.”
Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster
(Talk)
(Used on)
Saddam Hussein's invisible weapons of mass destruction random fantasy game monster(s)
Name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Arnold Schwarzenegger
N00blet
(Talk)
(Used on)
STFU!! random n00b utterance
Noun
(Talk)
(Used on)
cardboard box
Nounlink
(Talk)
(Used on)
Green Lantern ring
Noun indefinite
(Talk)
(Used on)
a hairball
Noun plural
(Talk)
(Used on)
igneous protrusions
Number
(Talk)
(Used on)
250
One Week
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:One Week
Real people's name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Cecile Rannels random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam
(Talk)
(Used on)
1. FC Saarbrücken
RPG Stat
(Talk)
(Used on)
Polearm Skill random turn-based combat statistic
Surname
(Talk)
(Used on)
Northwick random surname
Title (Mad Libs)
(Talk)
(Used on)
Lieutenant
Verb
(Talk)
(Used on)
sanctify
Verb singular
(Talk)
(Used on)
appears
Verb past tense
(Talk)
(Used on)
destroyed
Verb perfect
(Talk)
(Used on)
programmed
random Russian reversal
(Talk)
(Used on)
“In Soviet Russia, pastry earns YOU!!”
random Russian reversal quote
Utensil
(Talk)
(Used on)
ladle random thing you eat with
SF Currency
(Talk)
(Used on)
Love beads

Playing cards

Template Effect Comments
card/ace
(Talk)
(Used on)
A

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-down

A
individual card, specify suit
card/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
2

Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up


Card-spades-down
Card-spades-down

2
individual card, specify suit
card/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-clubs-up
Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-down
Card-clubs-down

3
individual card, specify suit
card/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up



Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

4
individual card, specify suit
card/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

5
individual card, specify suit
card/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
6

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

6
individual card, specify suit
card/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up


Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

7
individual card, specify suit
card/8
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

8
individual card, specify suit
card/9
(Talk)
(Used on)
9

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

9
individual card, specify suit
card/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
10

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

10
individual card, specify suit
card/jack
(Talk)
(Used on)
J

Card-spades-up
Card-jack Card-spades-down

J
individual card, specify suit
card/queen
(Talk)
(Used on)
Q

Card-hearts-up
Card-queen Card-hearts-down

Q
individual card, specify suit
card/king
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-diamonds-up
Card-king Card-diamonds-down

K
individual card, specify suit
card/joker
(Talk)
(Used on)
J
O
K
E
R
Card-joker-black J
O
K
E
R
individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Playing card construction

Template Effect Comments
card/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
table border table header for card borders
card/diamonds
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/hearts
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/clubs
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours
card/spades
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours

Dice

Template Effect Comments
Die/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
CELLPADDING=2 CELLSPACING=2 height=100 width=100 style="height:100; width:100; background-color: #FCFCF6; color: #000000; border: solid 2px #000000; padding: 3px"
Die/nodot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" |  
Die/dot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" | Dot
Die/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
Die/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Dot
     
Dot    
Die/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot    
  Dot  
    Dot
Die/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
Die/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
  Dot  
Dot   Dot
Die/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Die/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot Dot Dot
Dot   Dot

Mood ring

Template Effect Comments
moodring/body
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
(text)
A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template Effect Comments
chessboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
a customized chessboard will appear customizable chess board, see Template talk:Chessboard
chess/edge
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template Effect Comments
Day1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24
(Talk)
(Used on)
You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26
(Talk)
(Used on)
You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27
(Talk)
(Used on)
Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28
(Talk)
(Used on)
You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29
(Talk)
(Used on)
Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30
(Talk)
(Used on)
1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31
(Talk)
(Used on)

Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template Effect Comments
DotwFriday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwMonday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwSaturday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwThursday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwTuesday
(Talk)
(Used on)

Others

Template Effect Comments
Flash/disable
(Talk)
(Used on)
// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form.

// To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;

Funfact
(Talk)
(Used on)
Fun Fact!
{{{}}}
GEBAG
(Talk)
(Used on)
*** You have died! ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



Google
(Talk)
(Used on)
Google
Google
My anti-drug
(Talk)
(Used on)

    my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab
(Talk)
(Used on)
Stress/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Domain ID:Vandalize-this
    Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
    DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the 
            WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
    Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the  
               internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
    Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
    Admin Name:Angela Beesley
    Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
    

Wotd

Template Effect Comments
Wotd/03
(Talk)
(Used on)
redundancy
Wotd/07
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/08
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/09
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/11
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/12
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/code
(Talk)
(Used on)
WotdAF
(Talk)
(Used on)
deadpan

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