Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

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Random item generation

Template Effect Comments
surgeongeneral
(Talk)
(Used on)
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Eating Babies Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext
For those who are easily amused, Uncyclopedia has a totally unrelated article about: A pizza a day keeps the doctor away
Unrelated article for Unews
coin
(Talk)
(Used on)
Coin-tails
TAILS
random heads or tails
card
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

Card-clubs-up
Card-clubs-up Card-clubs-up



Card-clubs-down Card-clubs-down
Card-clubs-down

4
random playing card
die
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Maybe”
~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?
Magic 8-Ball
slots
(Talk)
(Used on)
Slots-top
Slots-left Slots-orangeSlots-limeSlots-bar2 Slots-right
Slots-base
slot machine
DYK
(Talk)
(Used on)
*...that censorship is a tactic practiced by oppressive governments who believe in upholding an arbitrary social standard for the so-called "good of the people" while simultaneously imposing their peremptory moral values on their unwilling populace by dictating what is and what is not necessary for them to experience? random "Did you know..."
fortune
(Talk)
(Used on)
Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding. random tagline
moodring
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
stimulating
ideas
daring
wants
random mood
chess
(Talk)
(Used on)
a b c d e f g h
8 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 8
7 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 7
6 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 6
5 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 5
4 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 4
3 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 3
2 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 2
1 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 1
a b c d e f g h
random chess board
TTTboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
TTT o TTT o TTT o
TTT o TTT o TTT o
TTT o TTT o TTT o


random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo
(Talk)
(Used on)
B I N G O
Controversial Nonsense VFH Vandalized Kitten Huffing mentioned
Maintainence tagged Overly British Wilde quote Kitten Huffing mentioned Tagged for rewrite
Vin Diesel mentioned Incoherent WILDE CARD Kanye West mentioned Dangerous/Don't vandalize
Featured Image shown Bad grammar Worst 100... Ninjas mentioned Jesii
Clinjas mentioned Maintainence tagged Clinjas mentioned Jesii Wilde quote
HOUR
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:HOUR

Random sightings

Template Effect Comments
Really random sighting
(Talk)
(Used on)
Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster
(Talk)
(Used on)


These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO
(Talk)
(Used on)
Really random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)
Random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)

Random messages

Template Effect Comments
Punchline
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Punchline
Random/Username
(Talk)
(Used on)
CoolGuy
Random/username
(Talk)
(Used on)
GenericNoob
RandomCity/Canada
(Talk)
(Used on)
Fort St. John
RandomCity/China
(Talk)
(Used on)
Jilin City
RandomCity/France
(Talk)
(Used on)
Vélizy-Villacoublay
RandomCity/Sweden
(Talk)
(Used on)
Karlstad
RandomPlace
(Talk)
(Used on)
on Planet Hollywood
RandomPlaceAlt
(Talk)
(Used on)
Arctic Circle
Randomgame
(Talk)
(Used on)
Mickey Mouse's quest for the obscene cockgoblin
Randomquote/femaleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Randomquote/femaleperson
Randomquote/maleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Templates/Random silliness definitely likes wolfs.”
~ Mickey Mouse on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Templates/Random silliness once deconstructed my cockgoblin.”
~ Mickey Mouse on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template Effect Comments
Adj
(Talk)
(Used on)
pugnacious Words for construction of random text
Body Part
(Talk)
(Used on)
neck random body part
Expletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
HELL random swearing
Job
(Talk)
(Used on)
NASCAR driver random career/job
Chexpletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
INDIA HAS NUKES random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords
(Talk)
(Used on)
Wanker
Given name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Mandalinn random given name
Healer
(Talk)
(Used on)
Priest
Highconcept
(Talk)
(Used on)
Brit Hume insults cockgoblin!
Maddenisms
(Talk)
(Used on)
“They obviously won this game, because they had the most points.”
Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster
(Talk)
(Used on)
an Orc random fantasy game monster(s)
Name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Rob Liefeld
N00blet
(Talk)
(Used on)
lol random n00b utterance
Noun
(Talk)
(Used on)
excrement
Nounlink
(Talk)
(Used on)
question mark
Noun indefinite
(Talk)
(Used on)
magma
Noun plural
(Talk)
(Used on)
boats
Number
(Talk)
(Used on)
11
One Week
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:One Week
Real people's name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Frannie Dowsett random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam
(Talk)
(Used on)
SC Freiburg
RPG Stat
(Talk)
(Used on)
Obesity random turn-based combat statistic
Surname
(Talk)
(Used on)
Edward random surname
Title (Mad Libs)
(Talk)
(Used on)
Lieutenant
Verb
(Talk)
(Used on)
bless
Verb singular
(Talk)
(Used on)
attaches
Verb past tense
(Talk)
(Used on)
deceived
Verb perfect
(Talk)
(Used on)
quantified
random Russian reversal
(Talk)
(Used on)
“In Soviet Russia, cockgoblin insults YOU!!”
random Russian reversal quote
Utensil
(Talk)
(Used on)
bendy straw random thing you eat with
SF Currency
(Talk)
(Used on)
Love beads

Playing cards

Template Effect Comments
card/ace
(Talk)
(Used on)
A

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-down

A
individual card, specify suit
card/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
2

Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up


Card-spades-down
Card-spades-down

2
individual card, specify suit
card/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-clubs-up
Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-down
Card-clubs-down

3
individual card, specify suit
card/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up



Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

4
individual card, specify suit
card/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

5
individual card, specify suit
card/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
6

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

6
individual card, specify suit
card/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up


Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

7
individual card, specify suit
card/8
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

8
individual card, specify suit
card/9
(Talk)
(Used on)
9

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

9
individual card, specify suit
card/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
10

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

10
individual card, specify suit
card/jack
(Talk)
(Used on)
J

Card-spades-up
Card-jack Card-spades-down

J
individual card, specify suit
card/queen
(Talk)
(Used on)
Q

Card-hearts-up
Card-queen Card-hearts-down

Q
individual card, specify suit
card/king
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-diamonds-up
Card-king Card-diamonds-down

K
individual card, specify suit
card/joker
(Talk)
(Used on)
J
O
K
E
R
Card-joker-black J
O
K
E
R
individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Playing card construction

Template Effect Comments
card/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
table border table header for card borders
card/diamonds
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/hearts
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/clubs
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours
card/spades
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours

Dice

Template Effect Comments
Die/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
CELLPADDING=2 CELLSPACING=2 height=100 width=100 style="height:100; width:100; background-color: #FCFCF6; color: #000000; border: solid 2px #000000; padding: 3px"
Die/nodot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" |  
Die/dot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" | Dot
Die/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
Die/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Dot
     
Dot    
Die/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot    
  Dot  
    Dot
Die/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
Die/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
  Dot  
Dot   Dot
Die/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Die/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot Dot Dot
Dot   Dot

Mood ring

Template Effect Comments
moodring/body
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
(text)
A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template Effect Comments
chessboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
a customized chessboard will appear customizable chess board, see Template talk:Chessboard
chess/edge
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template Effect Comments
Day1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24
(Talk)
(Used on)
You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26
(Talk)
(Used on)
You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27
(Talk)
(Used on)
Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28
(Talk)
(Used on)
You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29
(Talk)
(Used on)
Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30
(Talk)
(Used on)
1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31
(Talk)
(Used on)

Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template Effect Comments
DotwFriday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwMonday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwSaturday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwThursday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwTuesday
(Talk)
(Used on)

Others

Template Effect Comments
Flash/disable
(Talk)
(Used on)
// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form.

// To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;

Funfact
(Talk)
(Used on)
Fun Fact!
{{{}}}
GEBAG
(Talk)
(Used on)
*** You have died! ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



Google
(Talk)
(Used on)
Google
Google
My anti-drug
(Talk)
(Used on)

    my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab
(Talk)
(Used on)
Stress/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Domain ID:Vandalize-this
    Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
    DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the 
            WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
    Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the  
               internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
    Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
    Admin Name:Angela Beesley
    Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
    

Wotd

Template Effect Comments
Wotd/03
(Talk)
(Used on)
redundancy
Wotd/07
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/08
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/09
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/11
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/12
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/code
(Talk)
(Used on)
WotdAF
(Talk)
(Used on)
deadpan

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