Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

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Random item generation

Template Effect Comments
surgeongeneral
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(Used on)
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Children Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext
For those who are easily amused, Uncyclopedia has a totally unrelated article about: Alcoholics Anonymous
Unrelated article for Unews
coin
(Talk)
(Used on)
Coin-tails
TAILS
random heads or tails
card
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-clubs-up
Card-king Card-clubs-down

K
random playing card
die
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Most likely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?
Magic 8-Ball
slots
(Talk)
(Used on)
Slots-top
Slots-left Slots-appleSlots-orangeSlots-bar2 Slots-right
Slots-base
slot machine
DYK
(Talk)
(Used on)
*...that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop? random "Did you know..."
fortune
(Talk)
(Used on)
Never underestimate a witch. random tagline
moodring
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
nervous
emotions
mixed
unsettled
cool
random mood
chess
(Talk)
(Used on)
a b c d e f g h
8 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 8
7 Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw 7
6 Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw 6
5 Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw 5
4 Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw 4
3 Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw 3
2 Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw 2
1 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 1
a b c d e f g h
random chess board
TTTboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
TTT TTT TTT
TTT TTT TTT
TTT TTT TTT


random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo
(Talk)
(Used on)
B I N G O
Nonsense Vin Diesel mentioned You've edited it Tagged for rewrite Kitten Huffing mentioned
VFD Has ascii art Jesus approved Kitten Huffing mentioned I can't believe it's not...
Maintainence tagged Vanity WILDE CARD Clinjas mentioned Overly British
Incoherent Jesus approved Bush bashing Overly British Ninjas mentioned
You've edited it Pirates mentioned Bad spelling Mr. T mentioned Vandalized
HOUR
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:HOUR

Random sightings

Template Effect Comments
Really random sighting
(Talk)
(Used on)
Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster
(Talk)
(Used on)
LochNessMonsterRandom Loch Ness Monster Sighting

In accordance with International Random Loch Ness Monster Sightings in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, the Loch Ness monster has been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article.


Time to get a new camera.


These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO
(Talk)
(Used on)
Really random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)
Random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)

Random messages

Template Effect Comments
Punchline
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Punchline
Random/Username
(Talk)
(Used on)
HaxorMan
Random/username
(Talk)
(Used on)
IchBinFunneh
RandomCity/Canada
(Talk)
(Used on)
Duncan
RandomCity/China
(Talk)
(Used on)
Fushun
RandomCity/France
(Talk)
(Used on)
Abbeville
RandomCity/Sweden
(Talk)
(Used on)
Enköping
RandomPlace
(Talk)
(Used on)
on Jupiter
RandomPlaceAlt
(Talk)
(Used on)
Haunted Mansion
Randomgame
(Talk)
(Used on)
Pee-wee Herman's quest for the sexy beans
Randomquote/femaleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:Randomquote/femaleperson
Randomquote/maleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Templates/Random silliness once helped me exemplify my beans.”
~ Pee-wee Herman on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Templates/Random silliness? Yes, I remember feasting my beans with it.”
~ Pee-wee Herman on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template Effect Comments
Adj
(Talk)
(Used on)
quick Words for construction of random text
Body Part
(Talk)
(Used on)
lung random body part
Expletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
BITCH random swearing
Job
(Talk)
(Used on)
television writer random career/job
Chexpletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
TAIWAN random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords
(Talk)
(Used on)
Titty
Given name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Orlina random given name
Healer
(Talk)
(Used on)
Fairy
Highconcept
(Talk)
(Used on)
Joe Walsh envisions beans!
Maddenisms
(Talk)
(Used on)
“I have a fear of flying, so I have to take a bus. So, if you're scared, you get fearful of stuff, which you can't do in football, because if you get scared in football then you're afraid which loses games. But being afraid is OK if you love football because if you love football and football loves you and you've also had sex with a telestrator like I have then you want to be around for as much football as possible. Therefore, I am afraid of flying.”
Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster
(Talk)
(Used on)
a Loxodon random fantasy game monster(s)
Name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Donald Trump
N00blet
(Talk)
(Used on)
1227!! random n00b utterance
Noun
(Talk)
(Used on)
igloo
Nounlink
(Talk)
(Used on)
diode
Noun indefinite
(Talk)
(Used on)
a scroll
Noun plural
(Talk)
(Used on)
organs
Number
(Talk)
(Used on)
328,742
One Week
(Talk)
(Used on)
Template:One Week
Real people's name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Gaenor Mulroy random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam
(Talk)
(Used on)
SV Werder Bremen
RPG Stat
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dorkiness random turn-based combat statistic
Surname
(Talk)
(Used on)
Varvell random surname
Title (Mad Libs)
(Talk)
(Used on)
The Rt Honourable
Verb
(Talk)
(Used on)
accentuate
Verb singular
(Talk)
(Used on)
rinses
Verb past tense
(Talk)
(Used on)
recollected
Verb perfect
(Talk)
(Used on)
given
random Russian reversal
(Talk)
(Used on)
“In Soviet Russia, beans envisions YOU!!”
random Russian reversal quote
Utensil
(Talk)
(Used on)
spoon random thing you eat with
SF Currency
(Talk)
(Used on)
Soy beans and tofu

Playing cards

Template Effect Comments
card/ace
(Talk)
(Used on)
A

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-down

A
individual card, specify suit
card/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
2

Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up


Card-spades-down
Card-spades-down

2
individual card, specify suit
card/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-clubs-up
Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-down
Card-clubs-down

3
individual card, specify suit
card/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up



Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

4
individual card, specify suit
card/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

5
individual card, specify suit
card/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
6

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

6
individual card, specify suit
card/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up


Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

7
individual card, specify suit
card/8
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

8
individual card, specify suit
card/9
(Talk)
(Used on)
9

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

9
individual card, specify suit
card/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
10

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

10
individual card, specify suit
card/jack
(Talk)
(Used on)
J

Card-spades-up
Card-jack Card-spades-down

J
individual card, specify suit
card/queen
(Talk)
(Used on)
Q

Card-hearts-up
Card-queen Card-hearts-down

Q
individual card, specify suit
card/king
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-diamonds-up
Card-king Card-diamonds-down

K
individual card, specify suit
card/joker
(Talk)
(Used on)
J
O
K
E
R
Card-joker-black J
O
K
E
R
individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Playing card construction

Template Effect Comments
card/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
table border table header for card borders
card/diamonds
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/hearts
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/clubs
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours
card/spades
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours

Dice

Template Effect Comments
Die/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
CELLPADDING=2 CELLSPACING=2 height=100 width=100 style="height:100; width:100; background-color: #FCFCF6; color: #000000; border: solid 2px #000000; padding: 3px"
Die/nodot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" |  
Die/dot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" | Dot
Die/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
Die/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Dot
     
Dot    
Die/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot    
  Dot  
    Dot
Die/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
Die/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
  Dot  
Dot   Dot
Die/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Die/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot Dot Dot
Dot   Dot

Mood ring

Template Effect Comments
moodring/body
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
(text)
A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template Effect Comments
chessboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
a customized chessboard will appear customizable chess board, see Template talk:Chessboard
chess/edge
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template Effect Comments
Day1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24
(Talk)
(Used on)
You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26
(Talk)
(Used on)
You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27
(Talk)
(Used on)
Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28
(Talk)
(Used on)
You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29
(Talk)
(Used on)
Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30
(Talk)
(Used on)
1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31
(Talk)
(Used on)

Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template Effect Comments
DotwFriday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwMonday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwSaturday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwThursday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwTuesday
(Talk)
(Used on)

Others

Template Effect Comments
Flash/disable
(Talk)
(Used on)
// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form.

// To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;

Funfact
(Talk)
(Used on)
Fun Fact!
{{{}}}
GEBAG
(Talk)
(Used on)
*** You have died! ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



Google
(Talk)
(Used on)
Google
Google
My anti-drug
(Talk)
(Used on)

    my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab
(Talk)
(Used on)
Stress/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Domain ID:Vandalize-this
    Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
    DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the 
            WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
    Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the  
               internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
    Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
    Admin Name:Angela Beesley
    Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
    

Wotd

Template Effect Comments
Wotd/03
(Talk)
(Used on)
redundancy
Wotd/07
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/08
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/09
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/11
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/12
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/code
(Talk)
(Used on)
WotdAF
(Talk)
(Used on)
deadpan

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