Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

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Random item generation

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surgeongeneral
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SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Something Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle
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(Used on)
Unrelated article for Unews
coin
(Talk)
(Used on)
Coin-tails
TAILS
random heads or tails
card
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(Used on)
K

Card-clubs-up
Card-king Card-clubs-down

K
random playing card
die
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball
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(Used on)
“It is decidedly so.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?
Magic 8-Ball
slots
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(Used on)
Slots-top
Slots-left Slots-cherrySlots-cherrySlots-lime Slots-right
Slots-base
slot machine
DYK
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(Used on)
*...that a broken clock is correct twice a day? random "Did you know..."
fortune
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(Used on)
Cats are not pets, they own the house and let you live there. random tagline
moodring
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(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
nervous
emotions
mixed
unsettled
cool
random mood
chess
(Talk)
(Used on)
a b c d e f g h
8 Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw 8
7 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 7
6 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 6
5 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 5
4 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 4
3 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 3
2 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 2
1 Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw 1
a b c d e f g h
random chess board
TTTboard
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TTT x TTT x TTT x
TTT x TTT x TTT x
TTT x TTT x TTT x


random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo
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(Used on)
B I N G O
Vin Diesel mentioned Nonsense Hitler VFH I can't believe it's not...
Overly British Bad grammar Ninjas mentioned I can't believe it's not... Maintainence tagged
Goodthink Featured Image shown WILDE CARD Goodthink Under construction
Obscene Has ascii art Bush bashing Hitler Wilde quote
Protected Mr. T mentioned Nonsense Wilde quote Ninjas mentioned
HOUR
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Template:HOUR

Random sightings

Template Effect Comments
Really random sighting
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Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster
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(Used on)


These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO
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(Used on)
UFORandom UFO Sighting

In accordance with International Random UFO Sightings in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, Unidentified Flying Objects have been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article.


Prepare for probing.
Really random elvis
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Random elvis
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(Used on)

Random messages

Template Effect Comments
Punchline
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Template:Punchline
Random/Username
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<insert name here>
Random/username
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(Used on)
GenericNoob
RandomCity/Canada
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(Used on)
Edmonton
RandomCity/China
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(Used on)
Zhengzhou
RandomCity/France
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(Used on)
Draguignan
RandomCity/Sweden
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(Used on)
Stockholm
RandomPlace
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(Used on)
on Mount Everest
RandomPlaceAlt
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(Used on)
White Cliffs of Dover
Randomgame
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(Used on)
Gordon Brown's journey for total programing and how he deterred 2.718 bananas
Randomquote/femaleperson
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Template:Randomquote/femaleperson
Randomquote/maleperson
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“Yes, I think I've heard of Templates/Random silliness. Was he the man who deterred that melanoma?”
~ Gordon Brown on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object
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(Used on)
“Ah, Templates/Random silliness. That was the melanoma that deterred my bananas.”
~ Gordon Brown on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template Effect Comments
Adj
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eerie Words for construction of random text
Body Part
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heel random body part
Expletive
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COCKSUCKER random swearing
Job
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booby cleaner random career/job
Chexpletive
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TIBET random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords
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Cocksucking Motherfucker
Given name
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Neda random given name
Healer
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(Used on)
Paladin
Highconcept
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(Used on)
Dr. Phil bastes melanoma!
Maddenisms
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“There's Brett Favre and then there's Brett Favre and then there's a Brett Favre type of thing that Brett Favre is gonna do and when he does it you gotta say that, that, that's ah ah a Brett Favre type of thing that he did right there, ya know? BOOM!”
Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster
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a Fantard random fantasy game monster(s)
Name
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Ted Kennedy
N00blet
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(Used on)
OMFG!!! random n00b utterance
Noun
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(Used on)
yellow submarine
Nounlink
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(Used on)
cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal
Noun indefinite
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(Used on)
a neurotoxin
Noun plural
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computers
Number
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(Used on)
328,742
One Week
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(Used on)
Template:One Week
Real people's name
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Darrald Ibbs random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam
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VfL Wolfsburg
RPG Stat
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(Used on)
Constitution random turn-based combat statistic
Surname
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(Used on)
Udall random surname
Title (Mad Libs)
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(Used on)
Mrs.
Verb
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(Used on)
deport
Verb singular
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(Used on)
attempts
Verb past tense
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(Used on)
broke
Verb perfect
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(Used on)
sniffed
random Russian reversal
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(Used on)
“In Soviet Russia, melanoma bastes YOU!!”
random Russian reversal quote
Utensil
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(Used on)
spork random thing you eat with
SF Currency
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(Used on)
Homeless people

Playing cards

Template Effect Comments
card/ace
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A

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-down

A
individual card, specify suit
card/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
2

Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up


Card-spades-down
Card-spades-down

2
individual card, specify suit
card/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-clubs-up
Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-down
Card-clubs-down

3
individual card, specify suit
card/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up



Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

4
individual card, specify suit
card/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

5
individual card, specify suit
card/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
6

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

6
individual card, specify suit
card/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up


Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

7
individual card, specify suit
card/8
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

8
individual card, specify suit
card/9
(Talk)
(Used on)
9

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

9
individual card, specify suit
card/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
10

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

10
individual card, specify suit
card/jack
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(Used on)
J

Card-spades-up
Card-jack Card-spades-down

J
individual card, specify suit
card/queen
(Talk)
(Used on)
Q

Card-hearts-up
Card-queen Card-hearts-down

Q
individual card, specify suit
card/king
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-diamonds-up
Card-king Card-diamonds-down

K
individual card, specify suit
card/joker
(Talk)
(Used on)
J
O
K
E
R
Card-joker-black J
O
K
E
R
individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Playing card construction

Template Effect Comments
card/style
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table border table header for card borders
card/diamonds
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(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/hearts
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/clubs
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours
card/spades
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours

Dice

Template Effect Comments
Die/style
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CELLPADDING=2 CELLSPACING=2 height=100 width=100 style="height:100; width:100; background-color: #FCFCF6; color: #000000; border: solid 2px #000000; padding: 3px"
Die/nodot
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| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" |  
Die/dot
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(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" | Dot
Die/1
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(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
Die/2
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(Used on)
    Dot
     
Dot    
Die/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot    
  Dot  
    Dot
Die/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
Die/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
  Dot  
Dot   Dot
Die/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Die/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot Dot Dot
Dot   Dot

Mood ring

Template Effect Comments
moodring/body
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
(text)
A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template Effect Comments
chessboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
a customized chessboard will appear customizable chess board, see Template talk:Chessboard
chess/edge
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid
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(Used on)
Chess random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template Effect Comments
Day1
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(Used on)
Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24
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You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26
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(Used on)
You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27
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(Used on)
Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28
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(Used on)
You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29
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(Used on)
Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30
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(Used on)
1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31
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(Used on)

Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template Effect Comments
DotwFriday
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DotwMonday
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(Used on)
DotwSaturday
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(Used on)
DotwThursday
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(Used on)
DotwTuesday
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(Used on)

Others

Template Effect Comments
Flash/disable
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(Used on)
// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form.

// To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;

Funfact
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(Used on)
Fun Fact!
{{{}}}
GEBAG
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(Used on)
*** You have died! ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



Google
(Talk)
(Used on)
Google
Google
My anti-drug
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(Used on)

    my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab
(Talk)
(Used on)
Stress/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Domain ID:AAAAAAAAA!
    Domain Name:http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com
    DNS Info: A very accurate source of information.
    Registrant:Created by Oscar Wilde in 1865 BC
    Admin name:Oscar Wilde
    Admin name:Chronarion
    Server Overlord:Sophia
    Tech and DNS support:Learn how to be funny and not stupid
    

Wotd

Template Effect Comments
Wotd/03
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redundancy
Wotd/07
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(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/08
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(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/09
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/11
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/12
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/code
(Talk)
(Used on)
WotdAF
(Talk)
(Used on)
deadpan

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