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=== Random messages ===
 
=== Random messages ===
 
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{{tplist|Randomquote/maleperson|1||2||3||c=}}
 
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{{tplist|Real people's name|1||2||3||c=random person's name and surname}}
 
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Latest revision as of 13:36, October 5, 2010

edit Random item generation

Template Effect Comments
surgeongeneral
(Talk)
(Used on)
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
This Article Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext
For those who are easily amused, Uncyclopedia has a totally unrelated article about: Extreme Paranormal
Unrelated article for Unews
coin
(Talk)
(Used on)
Coin-heads
HEADS
random heads or tails
card
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-clubs-up
Card-clubs-up Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-down Card-clubs-down
Card-clubs-down

5
random playing card
die
(Talk)
(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball
(Talk)
(Used on)
“My sources say no.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?
Magic 8-Ball
slots
(Talk)
(Used on)
Slots-top
Slots-left Slots-orangeSlots-bar3Slots-orange Slots-right
Slots-base
slot machine
DYK
(Talk)
(Used on)
*...that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about... random "Did you know..."
fortune
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dogs come when called. Cats have answering machines. random tagline
moodring
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
anxieties
nervous
strained
random mood
chess
(Talk)
(Used on)
a b c d e f g h
8 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 8
7 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 7
6 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 6
5 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 5
4 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 4
3 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 3
2 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 2
1 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 1
a b c d e f g h
random chess board
TTTboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
TTT o TTT o TTT o
TTT o TTT o TTT o
TTT o TTT o TTT o


random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo
(Talk)
(Used on)
B I N G O
NRV Jesii Maintainence tagged Steve Ballmer mentioned Crimethink
Mr. T mentioned Vandalized iAnything Obscene VFD
Goodthink Overly British WILDE CARD Pirates mentioned Kanye West mentioned
Bat Fuck Insane Obscene Controversial Tagged for rewrite Protected
Vanity NRV NRV Has ascii art Hitler

edit Random sightings

Template Effect Comments
Really random sighting
(Talk)
(Used on)
Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster
(Talk)
(Used on)


These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO
(Talk)
(Used on)
Really random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)
Random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)

edit Random messages

Template Effect Comments
Random/Username
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chimychanga
Random/username
(Talk)
(Used on)
Hawthorn Peebles
RandomCity/Canada
(Talk)
(Used on)
Brockville
RandomCity/China
(Talk)
(Used on)
Taiyuan
RandomCity/France
(Talk)
(Used on)
Troyes
RandomCity/Sweden
(Talk)
(Used on)
Karlskrona
RandomPlace
(Talk)
(Used on)
on the Moon
RandomPlaceAlt
(Talk)
(Used on)
Alpha Centauri
Randomgame
(Talk)
(Used on)
Sylvester Stallone's quest for the lovely pie
Randomquote/maleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Templates/Random silliness. Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of him.”
~ Sylvester Stallone on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Ah, Templates/Random silliness. That was the pie that eaten my tuxedoes.”
~ Sylvester Stallone on Templates/Random silliness

edit Random text

Template Effect Comments
Adj
(Talk)
(Used on)
living Words for construction of random text
Body Part
(Talk)
(Used on)
lymph node random body part
Expletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
BONER random swearing
Job
(Talk)
(Used on)
computer programmer random career/job
Chexpletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
POISON IN BABY FORMULA random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dick
Given name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Henson random given name
Healer
(Talk)
(Used on)
Warlock
Highconcept
(Talk)
(Used on)
Tom Osborne overthrows pie!
Maddenisms
(Talk)
(Used on)
“I have a fear of flying, so I have to take a bus. So, if you're scared, you get fearful of stuff, which you can't do in football, because if you get scared in football then you're afraid which loses games. But being afraid is OK if you love football because if you love football and football loves you and you've also had sex with a telestrator like I have then you want to be around for as much football as possible. Therefore, I am afraid of flying.”
Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster
(Talk)
(Used on)
a Warath random fantasy game monster(s)
Name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Ganondorf
N00blet
(Talk)
(Used on)
lmao random n00b utterance
Noun
(Talk)
(Used on)
armpit hair
Nounlink
(Talk)
(Used on)
neurotoxin
Noun indefinite
(Talk)
(Used on)
a cake
Noun plural
(Talk)
(Used on)
classified documents
Number
(Talk)
(Used on)
-0
Real people's name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Imogene Jackman random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam
(Talk)
(Used on)
SC Freiburg
RPG Stat
(Talk)
(Used on)
Spec. Attack random turn-based combat statistic
Surname
(Talk)
(Used on)
O'Murchoe random surname
Title (Mad Libs)
(Talk)
(Used on)
Señor
Verb
(Talk)
(Used on)
swallow
Verb singular
(Talk)
(Used on)
admits
Verb past tense
(Talk)
(Used on)
crystallized
Verb perfect
(Talk)
(Used on)
washed
random Russian reversal
(Talk)
(Used on)
“In Soviet Russia, pie overthrows YOU!!”
random Russian reversal quote
Utensil
(Talk)
(Used on)
tongs random thing you eat with
SF Currency
(Talk)
(Used on)
Love beads

edit Playing cards

Template Effect Comments
card/ace
(Talk)
(Used on)
A

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-down

A
individual card, specify suit
card/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
2

Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up


Card-spades-down
Card-spades-down

2
individual card, specify suit
card/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-clubs-up
Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-down
Card-clubs-down

3
individual card, specify suit
card/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up



Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

4
individual card, specify suit
card/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

5
individual card, specify suit
card/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
6

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

6
individual card, specify suit
card/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up


Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

7
individual card, specify suit
card/8
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

8
individual card, specify suit
card/9
(Talk)
(Used on)
9

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

9
individual card, specify suit
card/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
10

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

10
individual card, specify suit
card/jack
(Talk)
(Used on)
J

Card-spades-up
Card-jack Card-spades-down

J
individual card, specify suit
card/queen
(Talk)
(Used on)
Q

Card-hearts-up
Card-queen Card-hearts-down

Q
individual card, specify suit
card/king
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-diamonds-up
Card-king Card-diamonds-down

K
individual card, specify suit
card/joker
(Talk)
(Used on)
J
O
K
E
R
Card-joker-black J
O
K
E
R
individual joker card, specify text colour

edit Metatemplates

edit Playing card construction

Template Effect Comments
card/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
table border table header for card borders
card/diamonds
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/hearts
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/clubs
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours
card/spades
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours

edit Dice

Template Effect Comments
Die/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
CELLPADDING=2 CELLSPACING=2 height=100 width=100 style="height:100; width:100; background-color: #FCFCF6; color: #000000; border: solid 2px #000000; padding: 3px"
Die/nodot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" |  
Die/dot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" | Dot
Die/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
Die/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Dot
     
Dot    
Die/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot    
  Dot  
    Dot
Die/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
Die/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
  Dot  
Dot   Dot
Die/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Die/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot Dot Dot
Dot   Dot

edit Mood ring

Template Effect Comments
moodring/body
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
(text)
A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

edit Chess

Template Effect Comments
chessboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
a customized chessboard will appear customizable chess board, see Template talk:Chessboard
chess/edge
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess pb random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

edit Days

Template Effect Comments
Day1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24
(Talk)
(Used on)
You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26
(Talk)
(Used on)
You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27
(Talk)
(Used on)
Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28
(Talk)
(Used on)
You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29
(Talk)
(Used on)
Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30
(Talk)
(Used on)
1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31
(Talk)
(Used on)

Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

edit Days of the Week

Template Effect Comments
DotwFriday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwMonday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwSaturday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwThursday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwTuesday
(Talk)
(Used on)

edit Others

Template Effect Comments
Flash/disable
(Talk)
(Used on)
// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form.

// To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;

Funfact
(Talk)
(Used on)
Fun Fact!
{{{}}}
GEBAG
(Talk)
(Used on)
*** You have died! ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



Google
(Talk)
(Used on)
Google
Google
My anti-drug
(Talk)
(Used on)

    my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab
(Talk)
(Used on)
Stress/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Domain ID:Vandalize-this
    Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
    DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the 
            WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
    Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the  
               internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
    Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
    Admin Name:Angela Beesley
    Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
    

edit Wotd

Template Effect Comments
Wotd/03
(Talk)
(Used on)
redundancy
Wotd/07
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/08
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/09
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/11
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/12
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/code
(Talk)
(Used on)
WotdAF
(Talk)
(Used on)
deadpan

edit See also

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