Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

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edit Random item generation

Template Effect Comments
surgeongeneral
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SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Oprah Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext
For those who are easily amused, Uncyclopedia has a totally unrelated article about: Bitcoin
Unrelated article for Unews
coin
(Talk)
(Used on)
Coin-tails
TAILS
random heads or tails
card
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up Card-spades-up

Card-spades-up Card-spades-up

Card-spades-down Card-spades-down

Card-spades-down Card-spades-down
Card-spades-down

8
random playing card
die
(Talk)
(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball
(Talk)
(Used on)
“My reply is no.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?
Magic 8-Ball
slots
(Talk)
(Used on)
Slots-top
Slots-left Slots-melonSlots-bananaSlots-pineapple Slots-right
Slots-base
slot machine
DYK
(Talk)
(Used on)
*...that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes? random "Did you know..."
fortune
(Talk)
(Used on)
Have you met Fortune's daughter? Miss Fortune! random tagline
moodring
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
frustrated
confused
bored
random mood
chess
(Talk)
(Used on)
a b c d e f g h
8 Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw 8
7 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 7
6 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 6
5 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 5
4 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 4
3 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 3
2 Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb Chess pb 2
1 Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw Chess bw 1
a b c d e f g h
random chess board
TTTboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
TTT TTT TTT
TTT TTT TTT
TTT TTT TTT


random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo
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(Used on)
B I N G O
Steve Ballmer mentioned Goodthink Bad grammar Wilde quote Not English
Controversial Vin Diesel mentioned Has ascii art Clinjas mentioned Stub
Controversial Dangerous/Don't vandalize WILDE CARD Obscene Bad grammar
Kitten Huffing mentioned Goodthink NRV I can't believe it's not... Overly British
Dangerous/Don't vandalize Wilde quote Bush bashing Protected Clinjas mentioned

edit Random sightings

Template Effect Comments
Really random sighting
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Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster
(Talk)
(Used on)


These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO
(Talk)
(Used on)
Really random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)
Random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)

edit Random messages

Template Effect Comments
Random/Username
(Talk)
(Used on)
Nintendoroulez
Random/username
(Talk)
(Used on)
IchBinFunneh
RandomCity/Canada
(Talk)
(Used on)
Fort St. John
RandomCity/China
(Talk)
(Used on)
Kowloon
RandomCity/France
(Talk)
(Used on)
Saint-Pol-sur-Mer
RandomCity/Sweden
(Talk)
(Used on)
Visby
RandomPlace
(Talk)
(Used on)
on Planet Hollywood
RandomPlaceAlt
(Talk)
(Used on)
the Forest That Nobody Cares About
Randomgame
(Talk)
(Used on)
Benedict Arnold's quest for the infectious vulva
Randomquote/maleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Templates/Random silliness! He's hot!
~ Benedict Arnold on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Ah, Templates/Random silliness. That was the vulva that cogitated my petroglyphs.”
~ Benedict Arnold on Templates/Random silliness

edit Random text

Template Effect Comments
Adj
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emo Words for construction of random text
Body Part
(Talk)
(Used on)
right buttock random body part
Expletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
YOU WANKER random swearing
Job
(Talk)
(Used on)
urologist random career/job
Chexpletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
VOTE random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords
(Talk)
(Used on)
Cockmongler
Given name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uma random given name
Healer
(Talk)
(Used on)
Man of God
Highconcept
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uliqa M'diq wambles vulva!
Maddenisms
(Talk)
(Used on)
“If it had gone between the uprights, it would've been good, which is like no good, except that it's good, so it's not no good.”
Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster
(Talk)
(Used on)
Splenborg random fantasy game monster(s)
Name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Monica Lewinski
N00blet
(Talk)
(Used on)
u suk fag random n00b utterance
Noun
(Talk)
(Used on)
noseblower
Nounlink
(Talk)
(Used on)
cubicle
Noun indefinite
(Talk)
(Used on)
a cadaver
Noun plural
(Talk)
(Used on)
lawn mowers
Number
(Talk)
(Used on)
-1
Real people's name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Jefferey [insert surname here] random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam
(Talk)
(Used on)
Greuther Fürth
RPG Stat
(Talk)
(Used on)
Accuracy random turn-based combat statistic
Surname
(Talk)
(Used on)
Upex random surname
Title (Mad Libs)
(Talk)
(Used on)
The Rt Honourable
Verb
(Talk)
(Used on)
obliterate
Verb singular
(Talk)
(Used on)
kills
Verb past tense
(Talk)
(Used on)
vomited
Verb perfect
(Talk)
(Used on)
piloted
random Russian reversal
(Talk)
(Used on)
“In Soviet Russia, vulva wambles YOU!!”
random Russian reversal quote
Utensil
(Talk)
(Used on)
spaghetti fork random thing you eat with
SF Currency
(Talk)
(Used on)
Homeless people

edit Playing cards

Template Effect Comments
card/ace
(Talk)
(Used on)
A

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-down

A
individual card, specify suit
card/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
2

Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up


Card-spades-down
Card-spades-down

2
individual card, specify suit
card/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-clubs-up
Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-down
Card-clubs-down

3
individual card, specify suit
card/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up



Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

4
individual card, specify suit
card/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

5
individual card, specify suit
card/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
6

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

6
individual card, specify suit
card/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up


Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

7
individual card, specify suit
card/8
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

8
individual card, specify suit
card/9
(Talk)
(Used on)
9

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

9
individual card, specify suit
card/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
10

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

10
individual card, specify suit
card/jack
(Talk)
(Used on)
J

Card-spades-up
Card-jack Card-spades-down

J
individual card, specify suit
card/queen
(Talk)
(Used on)
Q

Card-hearts-up
Card-queen Card-hearts-down

Q
individual card, specify suit
card/king
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-diamonds-up
Card-king Card-diamonds-down

K
individual card, specify suit
card/joker
(Talk)
(Used on)
J
O
K
E
R
Card-joker-black J
O
K
E
R
individual joker card, specify text colour

edit Metatemplates

edit Playing card construction

Template Effect Comments
card/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
table border table header for card borders
card/diamonds
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/hearts
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/clubs
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours
card/spades
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours

edit Dice

Template Effect Comments
Die/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
CELLPADDING=2 CELLSPACING=2 height=100 width=100 style="height:100; width:100; background-color: #FCFCF6; color: #000000; border: solid 2px #000000; padding: 3px"
Die/nodot
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| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" |  
Die/dot
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(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" | Dot
Die/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
Die/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Dot
     
Dot    
Die/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot    
  Dot  
    Dot
Die/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
Die/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
  Dot  
Dot   Dot
Die/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Die/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot Dot Dot
Dot   Dot

edit Mood ring

Template Effect Comments
moodring/body
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
(text)
A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

edit Chess

Template Effect Comments
chessboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
a customized chessboard will appear customizable chess board, see Template talk:Chessboard
chess/edge
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess nb random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

edit Days

Template Effect Comments
Day1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24
(Talk)
(Used on)
You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26
(Talk)
(Used on)
You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27
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(Used on)
Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28
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(Used on)
You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29
(Talk)
(Used on)
Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30
(Talk)
(Used on)
1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31
(Talk)
(Used on)

Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

edit Days of the Week

Template Effect Comments
DotwFriday
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(Used on)
DotwMonday
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(Used on)
DotwSaturday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwThursday
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(Used on)
DotwTuesday
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(Used on)

edit Others

Template Effect Comments
Flash/disable
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(Used on)
// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form.

// To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;

Funfact
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(Used on)
Fun Fact!
{{{}}}
GEBAG
(Talk)
(Used on)
*** You have died! ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



Google
(Talk)
(Used on)
Google
Google
My anti-drug
(Talk)
(Used on)

    my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab
(Talk)
(Used on)
Stress/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Domain ID:Vandalize-this
    Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
    DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the 
            WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
    Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the  
               internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
    Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
    Admin Name:Angela Beesley
    Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
    

edit Wotd

Template Effect Comments
Wotd/03
(Talk)
(Used on)
redundancy
Wotd/07
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/08
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/09
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/11
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/12
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/code
(Talk)
(Used on)
WotdAF
(Talk)
(Used on)
deadpan

edit See also

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