Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

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edit Random item generation

Template Effect Comments
surgeongeneral
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(Used on)
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
BENSON Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext
For those who are easily amused, Uncyclopedia has a totally unrelated article about: Butter
Unrelated article for Unews
coin
(Talk)
(Used on)
Coin-heads
HEADS
random heads or tails
card
(Talk)
(Used on)
J

Card-clubs-up
Card-jack Card-clubs-down

J
random playing card
die
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Dot
     
Dot    
random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball
(Talk)
(Used on)
“It seems unlikely.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?
Magic 8-Ball
slots
(Talk)
(Used on)
Slots-top
Slots-left Slots-red7Slots-bananaSlots-grape Slots-right
Slots-base
slot machine
DYK
(Talk)
(Used on)
*...verb noun preposition article verb noun? random "Did you know..."
fortune
(Talk)
(Used on)
Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense! random tagline
moodring
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
sensual
clarity
purpose
is known
random mood
chess
(Talk)
(Used on)
a b c d e f g h
8 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 8
7 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 7
6 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 6
5 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 5
4 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 4
3 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 3
2 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 2
1 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 1
a b c d e f g h
random chess board
TTTboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
TTT TTT TTT
TTT TTT TTT
TTT TTT TTT


random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo
(Talk)
(Used on)
B I N G O
iAnything Jesus approved Incoherent Has ascii art Canned quote
Worst 100... NRV Hitler Bad grammar VFH
Protected Kanye West mentioned WILDE CARD Steve Ballmer mentioned Vandalized
Bush bashing Bush bashing Obscene Bad grammar Crimethink
iAnything Goodthink Wilde quote Not English Mr. T mentioned

edit Random sightings

Template Effect Comments
Really random sighting
(Talk)
(Used on)


Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster
(Talk)
(Used on)


These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO
(Talk)
(Used on)
Really random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)
Random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)

edit Random messages

Template Effect Comments
Random/Username
(Talk)
(Used on)
ManBoy
Random/username
(Talk)
(Used on)
ManBoy
RandomCity/Canada
(Talk)
(Used on)
Bathurst
RandomCity/China
(Talk)
(Used on)
Anqing
RandomCity/France
(Talk)
(Used on)
Rennes
RandomCity/Sweden
(Talk)
(Used on)
Smedjebacken
RandomPlace
(Talk)
(Used on)
in Mushroom Kingdom
RandomPlaceAlt
(Talk)
(Used on)
Death Star
Randomgame
(Talk)
(Used on)
Black Jesus's journey for total ablating and how he earned 250,000 boats
Randomquote/maleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Templates/Random silliness once helped me deceive my leukemia.”
~ Black Jesus on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object
(Talk)
(Used on)
“I once earned a leukemia in Templates/Random silliness.”
~ Black Jesus on Templates/Random silliness

edit Random text

Template Effect Comments
Adj
(Talk)
(Used on)
diseased Words for construction of random text
Body Part
(Talk)
(Used on)
olfactory organs random body part
Expletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
SAGGY TITS random swearing
Job
(Talk)
(Used on)
waitress random career/job
Chexpletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
ELECTION random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords
(Talk)
(Used on)
Cunt
Given name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Cloyd random given name
Healer
(Talk)
(Used on)
White Witch
Highconcept
(Talk)
(Used on)
Tycho Brahe assassinates leukemia!
Maddenisms
(Talk)
(Used on)
“I have a fear of flying, so I have to take a bus. So, if you're scared, you get fearful of stuff, which you can't do in football, because if you get scared in football then you're afraid which loses games. But being afraid is OK if you love football because if you love football and football loves you and you've also had sex with a telestrator like I have then you want to be around for as much football as possible. Therefore, I am afraid of flying.”
Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster
(Talk)
(Used on)
a Fell beast random fantasy game monster(s)
Name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Michael Jackson
N00blet
(Talk)
(Used on)
OMGWTFBBQ?! random n00b utterance
Noun
(Talk)
(Used on)
nitrogen
Nounlink
(Talk)
(Used on)
cow
Noun indefinite
(Talk)
(Used on)
a classified document
Noun plural
(Talk)
(Used on)
crania
Number
(Talk)
(Used on)
42
Real people's name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Penney Blayney random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam
(Talk)
(Used on)
1. FC Nürnberg
RPG Stat
(Talk)
(Used on)
Extreme Sarcasm random turn-based combat statistic
Surname
(Talk)
(Used on)
Lefroy random surname
Title (Mad Libs)
(Talk)
(Used on)
Lord
Verb
(Talk)
(Used on)
throw
Verb singular
(Talk)
(Used on)
sniffs
Verb past tense
(Talk)
(Used on)
accentuated
Verb perfect
(Talk)
(Used on)
programmed
random Russian reversal
(Talk)
(Used on)
“In Soviet Russia, leukemia assassinates YOU!!”
random Russian reversal quote
Utensil
(Talk)
(Used on)
fondue fork random thing you eat with
SF Currency
(Talk)
(Used on)
Love beads

edit Playing cards

Template Effect Comments
card/ace
(Talk)
(Used on)
A

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-down

A
individual card, specify suit
card/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
2

Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up


Card-spades-down
Card-spades-down

2
individual card, specify suit
card/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-clubs-up
Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-down
Card-clubs-down

3
individual card, specify suit
card/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up



Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

4
individual card, specify suit
card/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

5
individual card, specify suit
card/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
6

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

6
individual card, specify suit
card/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up


Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

7
individual card, specify suit
card/8
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

8
individual card, specify suit
card/9
(Talk)
(Used on)
9

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

9
individual card, specify suit
card/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
10

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

10
individual card, specify suit
card/jack
(Talk)
(Used on)
J

Card-spades-up
Card-jack Card-spades-down

J
individual card, specify suit
card/queen
(Talk)
(Used on)
Q

Card-hearts-up
Card-queen Card-hearts-down

Q
individual card, specify suit
card/king
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-diamonds-up
Card-king Card-diamonds-down

K
individual card, specify suit
card/joker
(Talk)
(Used on)
J
O
K
E
R
Card-joker-black J
O
K
E
R
individual joker card, specify text colour

edit Metatemplates

edit Playing card construction

Template Effect Comments
card/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
table border table header for card borders
card/diamonds
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/hearts
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/clubs
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours
card/spades
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours

edit Dice

Template Effect Comments
Die/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
CELLPADDING=2 CELLSPACING=2 height=100 width=100 style="height:100; width:100; background-color: #FCFCF6; color: #000000; border: solid 2px #000000; padding: 3px"
Die/nodot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" |  
Die/dot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" | Dot
Die/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
Die/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Dot
     
Dot    
Die/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot    
  Dot  
    Dot
Die/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
Die/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
  Dot  
Dot   Dot
Die/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Die/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot Dot Dot
Dot   Dot

edit Mood ring

Template Effect Comments
moodring/body
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
(text)
A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

edit Chess

Template Effect Comments
chessboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
a customized chessboard will appear customizable chess board, see Template talk:Chessboard
chess/edge
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess rb random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

edit Days

Template Effect Comments
Day1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24
(Talk)
(Used on)
You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26
(Talk)
(Used on)
You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27
(Talk)
(Used on)
Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28
(Talk)
(Used on)
You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29
(Talk)
(Used on)
Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30
(Talk)
(Used on)
1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31
(Talk)
(Used on)

Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

edit Days of the Week

Template Effect Comments
DotwFriday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwMonday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwSaturday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwThursday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwTuesday
(Talk)
(Used on)

edit Others

Template Effect Comments
Flash/disable
(Talk)
(Used on)
// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form.

// To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;

Funfact
(Talk)
(Used on)
Fun Fact!
{{{}}}
GEBAG
(Talk)
(Used on)
*** You have died! ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



Google
(Talk)
(Used on)
Google
Google
My anti-drug
(Talk)
(Used on)

    my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab
(Talk)
(Used on)
Stress/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Domain ID:Vandalize-this
    Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
    DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the 
            WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
    Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the  
               internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
    Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
    Admin Name:Angela Beesley
    Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
    

edit Wotd

Template Effect Comments
Wotd/03
(Talk)
(Used on)
redundancy
Wotd/07
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/08
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/09
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/11
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/12
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/code
(Talk)
(Used on)
WotdAF
(Talk)
(Used on)
deadpan

edit See also

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