Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

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edit Random item generation

Template Effect Comments
surgeongeneral
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(Used on)
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
BENSON Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext
For those who are easily amused, Uncyclopedia has a totally unrelated article about: Bitcoin
Unrelated article for Unews
coin
(Talk)
(Used on)
Coin-heads
HEADS
random heads or tails
card
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

3
random playing card
die
(Talk)
(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Concentrate and ask again.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?
Magic 8-Ball
slots
(Talk)
(Used on)
Slots-top
Slots-left Slots-bar2Slots-orangeSlots-lime Slots-right
Slots-base
slot machine
DYK
(Talk)
(Used on)
*...that reading this section is a severe waste of time? random "Did you know..."
fortune
(Talk)
(Used on)
Beware the love triangles which turn into wrecktangles! random tagline
moodring
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
nervous
emotions
mixed
unsettled
cool
random mood
chess
(Talk)
(Used on)
a b c d e f g h
8 Chess qw Chess qw Chess qw Chess qw Chess qw Chess qw Chess qw Chess qw 8
7 Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb 7
6 Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb 6
5 Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb 5
4 Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb 4
3 Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb 3
2 Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb Chess kb 2
1 Chess qw Chess qw Chess qw Chess qw Chess qw Chess qw Chess qw Chess qw 1
a b c d e f g h
random chess board
TTTboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
TTT o TTT o TTT o
TTT o TTT o TTT o
TTT o TTT o TTT o


random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo
(Talk)
(Used on)
B I N G O
Maintainence tagged Vandalized Tagged for rewrite Kitten Huffing mentioned Canned quote
Mr. T mentioned Crimethink NRV NRV Featured Image shown
Dangerous/Don't vandalize Norris mentioned WILDE CARD Hitler Dangerous/Don't vandalize
Pirates mentioned Featured Image shown Hitler Bush bashing Bad grammar
VFH Kitten Huffing mentioned Kitten Huffing mentioned Maintainence tagged You've edited it

edit Random sightings

Template Effect Comments
Really random sighting
(Talk)
(Used on)
Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster
(Talk)
(Used on)


These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO
(Talk)
(Used on)
Really random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)
Random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)

edit Random messages

Template Effect Comments
Random/Username
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chimychanga
Random/username
(Talk)
(Used on)
BillyBob
RandomCity/Canada
(Talk)
(Used on)
Princeville
RandomCity/China
(Talk)
(Used on)
Guangzhou
RandomCity/France
(Talk)
(Used on)
Oullins
RandomCity/Sweden
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uppsala
RandomPlace
(Talk)
(Used on)
in Harvard University
RandomPlaceAlt
(Talk)
(Used on)
The Shire
Randomgame
(Talk)
(Used on)
Gordon Brown's journey for total deceiving and how he washed 166,323,795 hotels
Randomquote/maleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Templates/Random silliness! He's hot!
~ Gordon Brown on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object
(Talk)
(Used on)
“I once washed a foible in Templates/Random silliness.”
~ Gordon Brown on Templates/Random silliness

edit Random text

Template Effect Comments
Adj
(Talk)
(Used on)
unreliable Words for construction of random text
Body Part
(Talk)
(Used on)
elbow random body part
Expletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
FLYING FUCK random swearing
Job
(Talk)
(Used on)
pilot random career/job
Chexpletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
COMMUNISM IS STUPID random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords
(Talk)
(Used on)
Cock
Given name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Ramon random given name
Healer
(Talk)
(Used on)
Warlock
Highconcept
(Talk)
(Used on)
Elisha Cuthbert sells foible!
Maddenisms
(Talk)
(Used on)
“I have a fear of flying, so I have to take a bus. So, if you're scared, you get fearful of stuff, which you can't do in football, because if you get scared in football then you're afraid which loses games. But being afraid is OK if you love football because if you love football and football loves you and you've also had sex with a telestrator like I have then you want to be around for as much football as possible. Therefore, I am afraid of flying.”
Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster
(Talk)
(Used on)
the Spawn of Ungoliant random fantasy game monster(s)
Name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Conan
N00blet
(Talk)
(Used on)
lol wut random n00b utterance
Noun
(Talk)
(Used on)
iPod
Nounlink
(Talk)
(Used on)
milk
Noun indefinite
(Talk)
(Used on)
a beach ball
Noun plural
(Talk)
(Used on)
electrons
Number
(Talk)
(Used on)
13
Real people's name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Gilman Allsey random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam
(Talk)
(Used on)
Hansa Rostock
RPG Stat
(Talk)
(Used on)
Healing random turn-based combat statistic
Surname
(Talk)
(Used on)
Abbys random surname
Title (Mad Libs)
(Talk)
(Used on)
Madame
Verb
(Talk)
(Used on)
suffocate
Verb singular
(Talk)
(Used on)
argues
Verb past tense
(Talk)
(Used on)
washed
Verb perfect
(Talk)
(Used on)
deliberated
random Russian reversal
(Talk)
(Used on)
“In Soviet Russia, foible sells YOU!!”
random Russian reversal quote
Utensil
(Talk)
(Used on)
spaghetti fork random thing you eat with
SF Currency
(Talk)
(Used on)
Soy beans and tofu

edit Playing cards

Template Effect Comments
card/ace
(Talk)
(Used on)
A

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-down

A
individual card, specify suit
card/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
2

Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up


Card-spades-down
Card-spades-down

2
individual card, specify suit
card/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-clubs-up
Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-down
Card-clubs-down

3
individual card, specify suit
card/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up



Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

4
individual card, specify suit
card/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

5
individual card, specify suit
card/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
6

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

6
individual card, specify suit
card/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up


Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

7
individual card, specify suit
card/8
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

8
individual card, specify suit
card/9
(Talk)
(Used on)
9

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

9
individual card, specify suit
card/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
10

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

10
individual card, specify suit
card/jack
(Talk)
(Used on)
J

Card-spades-up
Card-jack Card-spades-down

J
individual card, specify suit
card/queen
(Talk)
(Used on)
Q

Card-hearts-up
Card-queen Card-hearts-down

Q
individual card, specify suit
card/king
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-diamonds-up
Card-king Card-diamonds-down

K
individual card, specify suit
card/joker
(Talk)
(Used on)
J
O
K
E
R
Card-joker-black J
O
K
E
R
individual joker card, specify text colour

edit Metatemplates

edit Playing card construction

Template Effect Comments
card/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
table border table header for card borders
card/diamonds
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/hearts
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/clubs
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours
card/spades
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours

edit Dice

Template Effect Comments
Die/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
CELLPADDING=2 CELLSPACING=2 height=100 width=100 style="height:100; width:100; background-color: #FCFCF6; color: #000000; border: solid 2px #000000; padding: 3px"
Die/nodot
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(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" |  
Die/dot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" | Dot
Die/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
Die/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Dot
     
Dot    
Die/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot    
  Dot  
    Dot
Die/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
Die/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
  Dot  
Dot   Dot
Die/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Die/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot Dot Dot
Dot   Dot

edit Mood ring

Template Effect Comments
moodring/body
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
(text)
A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

edit Chess

Template Effect Comments
chessboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
a customized chessboard will appear customizable chess board, see Template talk:Chessboard
chess/edge
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess bw random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess pb random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

edit Days

Template Effect Comments
Day1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24
(Talk)
(Used on)
You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26
(Talk)
(Used on)
You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27
(Talk)
(Used on)
Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28
(Talk)
(Used on)
You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29
(Talk)
(Used on)
Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30
(Talk)
(Used on)
1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31
(Talk)
(Used on)

Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

edit Days of the Week

Template Effect Comments
DotwFriday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwMonday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwSaturday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwThursday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwTuesday
(Talk)
(Used on)

edit Others

Template Effect Comments
Flash/disable
(Talk)
(Used on)
// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form.

// To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;

Funfact
(Talk)
(Used on)
Fun Fact!
{{{}}}
GEBAG
(Talk)
(Used on)
*** You have died! ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



Google
(Talk)
(Used on)
Google
Google
My anti-drug
(Talk)
(Used on)

    my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab
(Talk)
(Used on)
Stress/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Domain ID:Vandalize-this
    Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
    DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the 
            WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
    Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the  
               internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
    Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
    Admin Name:Angela Beesley
    Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
    

edit Wotd

Template Effect Comments
Wotd/03
(Talk)
(Used on)
redundancy
Wotd/07
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/08
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/09
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/11
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/12
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/code
(Talk)
(Used on)
WotdAF
(Talk)
(Used on)
deadpan

edit See also

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