Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

edit Random item generation

Template Effect Comments
surgeongeneral
(Talk)
(Used on)
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
This Article Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext
For those who are easily amused, Uncyclopedia has a totally unrelated article about: Charlie Kaufman
Unrelated article for Unews
coin
(Talk)
(Used on)
Coin-heads
HEADS
random heads or tails
card
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up Card-spades-up

Card-spades-up

Card-spades-down Card-spades-down
Card-spades-down

5
random playing card
die
(Talk)
(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Maybe”
~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?
Magic 8-Ball
slots
(Talk)
(Used on)
Slots-top
Slots-left Slots-bellSlots-appleSlots-bell Slots-right
Slots-base
slot machine
DYK
(Talk)
(Used on)
*...that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? random "Did you know..."
fortune
(Talk)
(Used on)
Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Cats never forgot it. random tagline
moodring
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
frustrated
confused
bored
random mood
chess
(Talk)
(Used on)
a b c d e f g h
8 Chess nw Chess nw Chess nw Chess nw Chess nw Chess nw Chess nw Chess nw 8
7 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 7
6 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 6
5 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 5
4 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 4
3 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 3
2 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 2
1 Chess nw Chess nw Chess nw Chess nw Chess nw Chess nw Chess nw Chess nw 1
a b c d e f g h
random chess board
TTTboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
TTT TTT TTT
TTT TTT TTT
TTT TTT TTT


random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo
(Talk)
(Used on)
B I N G O
Featured Image shown Nonsense VFD Bat Fuck Insane Bush bashing
Canned quote [Some war] (video game) Vandalized Featured Image shown Crimethink
VFH Ninjas mentioned WILDE CARD Featured Image shown Overly British
Clinjas mentioned Pirates mentioned Worst 100... [Some war] (video game) Featured Image shown
Wilde quote Obscene AAAAAAAAA! mentioned VFH Goodthink

edit Random sightings

Template Effect Comments
Really random sighting
(Talk)
(Used on)
Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster
(Talk)
(Used on)


These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO
(Talk)
(Used on)
Really random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)
Random elvis
(Talk)
(Used on)

edit Random messages

Template Effect Comments
Random/Username
(Talk)
(Used on)
ManBoy
Random/username
(Talk)
(Used on)
HarryPotterFan
RandomCity/Canada
(Talk)
(Used on)
Beaupré
RandomCity/China
(Talk)
(Used on)
Nanyang
RandomCity/France
(Talk)
(Used on)
Ermont
RandomCity/Sweden
(Talk)
(Used on)
Oskarshamn
RandomPlace
(Talk)
(Used on)
on Bizarro World
RandomPlaceAlt
(Talk)
(Used on)
Death Star
Randomgame
(Talk)
(Used on)
Madonna's quest for the nail-biting pervert
Randomquote/maleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Templates/Random silliness! He's hot!
~ Madonna on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Templates/Random silliness once rinsed my pervert.”
~ Madonna on Templates/Random silliness

edit Random text

Template Effect Comments
Adj
(Talk)
(Used on)
unsophisticated Words for construction of random text
Body Part
(Talk)
(Used on)
neck random body part
Expletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
DYKE random swearing
Job
(Talk)
(Used on)
painter random career/job
Chexpletive
(Talk)
(Used on)
MONASTERIES random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords
(Talk)
(Used on)
Titty
Given name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Kirk random given name
Healer
(Talk)
(Used on)
Pixie
Highconcept
(Talk)
(Used on)
Bill Gates swims pervert!
Maddenisms
(Talk)
(Used on)
“There's Brett Favre and then there's Brett Favre and then there's a Brett Favre type of thing that Brett Favre is gonna do and when he does it you gotta say that, that, that's ah ah a Brett Favre type of thing that he did right there, ya know? BOOM!”
Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster
(Talk)
(Used on)
an Acromantula random fantasy game monster(s)
Name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Crom
N00blet
(Talk)
(Used on)
roflcopter random n00b utterance
Noun
(Talk)
(Used on)
bathtub
Nounlink
(Talk)
(Used on)
etch-a-sketch
Noun indefinite
(Talk)
(Used on)
a cat
Noun plural
(Talk)
(Used on)
hybrid engines
Number
(Talk)
(Used on)
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
Real people's name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Nanncie Kenneth random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam
(Talk)
(Used on)
FSV Mainz 05
RPG Stat
(Talk)
(Used on)
Herblore random turn-based combat statistic
Surname
(Talk)
(Used on)
Jewington random surname
Title (Mad Libs)
(Talk)
(Used on)
Mademoiselle
Verb
(Talk)
(Used on)
add
Verb singular
(Talk)
(Used on)
navigates
Verb past tense
(Talk)
(Used on)
pandered
Verb perfect
(Talk)
(Used on)
swallowed
random Russian reversal
(Talk)
(Used on)
“In Soviet Russia, pervert swims YOU!!”
random Russian reversal quote
Utensil
(Talk)
(Used on)
spoon random thing you eat with
SF Currency
(Talk)
(Used on)
Soy beans and tofu

edit Playing cards

Template Effect Comments
card/ace
(Talk)
(Used on)
A

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-down

A
individual card, specify suit
card/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
2

Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up


Card-spades-down
Card-spades-down

2
individual card, specify suit
card/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-clubs-up
Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-down
Card-clubs-down

3
individual card, specify suit
card/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up



Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

4
individual card, specify suit
card/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

5
individual card, specify suit
card/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
6

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

6
individual card, specify suit
card/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up


Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

7
individual card, specify suit
card/8
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

8
individual card, specify suit
card/9
(Talk)
(Used on)
9

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

9
individual card, specify suit
card/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
10

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

10
individual card, specify suit
card/jack
(Talk)
(Used on)
J

Card-spades-up
Card-jack Card-spades-down

J
individual card, specify suit
card/queen
(Talk)
(Used on)
Q

Card-hearts-up
Card-queen Card-hearts-down

Q
individual card, specify suit
card/king
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-diamonds-up
Card-king Card-diamonds-down

K
individual card, specify suit
card/joker
(Talk)
(Used on)
J
O
K
E
R
Card-joker-black J
O
K
E
R
individual joker card, specify text colour

edit Metatemplates

edit Playing card construction

Template Effect Comments
card/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
table border table header for card borders
card/diamonds
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/hearts
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/clubs
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours
card/spades
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours

edit Dice

Template Effect Comments
Die/style
(Talk)
(Used on)
CELLPADDING=2 CELLSPACING=2 height=100 width=100 style="height:100; width:100; background-color: #FCFCF6; color: #000000; border: solid 2px #000000; padding: 3px"
Die/nodot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" |  
Die/dot
(Talk)
(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" | Dot
Die/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
Die/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Dot
     
Dot    
Die/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot    
  Dot  
    Dot
Die/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
Die/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
  Dot  
Dot   Dot
Die/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Die/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot Dot Dot
Dot   Dot

edit Mood ring

Template Effect Comments
moodring/body
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
(text)
A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

edit Chess

Template Effect Comments
chessboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
a customized chessboard will appear customizable chess board, see Template talk:Chessboard
chess/edge
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

edit Days

Template Effect Comments
Day1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24
(Talk)
(Used on)
You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26
(Talk)
(Used on)
You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27
(Talk)
(Used on)
Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28
(Talk)
(Used on)
You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29
(Talk)
(Used on)
Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30
(Talk)
(Used on)
1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31
(Talk)
(Used on)

Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

edit Days of the Week

Template Effect Comments
DotwFriday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwMonday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwSaturday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwThursday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwTuesday
(Talk)
(Used on)

edit Others

Template Effect Comments
Flash/disable
(Talk)
(Used on)
// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form.

// To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;

Funfact
(Talk)
(Used on)
Fun Fact!
{{{}}}
GEBAG
(Talk)
(Used on)
*** You have died! ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



Google
(Talk)
(Used on)
Google
Google
My anti-drug
(Talk)
(Used on)

    my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab
(Talk)
(Used on)
Stress/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Domain ID:Vandalize-this
    Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
    DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the 
            WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
    Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the  
               internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
    Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
    Admin Name:Angela Beesley
    Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
    

edit Wotd

Template Effect Comments
Wotd/03
(Talk)
(Used on)
redundancy
Wotd/07
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/08
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/09
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/11
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/12
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/code
(Talk)
(Used on)
WotdAF
(Talk)
(Used on)
deadpan

edit See also

Personal tools
projects