Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

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edit Random item generation

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surgeongeneral
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SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Oprah Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy
Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle
(Talk)
(Used on)
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext
For those who are easily amused, Uncyclopedia has a totally unrelated article about: Geology
Unrelated article for Unews
coin
(Talk)
(Used on)
Coin-heads
HEADS
random heads or tails
card
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up Card-spades-up


Card-spades-down Card-spades-down
Card-spades-down

7
random playing card
die
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Ask again later.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?
Magic 8-Ball
slots
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(Used on)
Slots-top
Slots-left Slots-orangeSlots-pineappleSlots-lime Slots-right
Slots-base
slot machine
DYK
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*...that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it? random "Did you know..."
fortune
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(Used on)
We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice. random tagline
moodring
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(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
relaxed
at ease
calm
lovable
random mood
chess
(Talk)
(Used on)
a b c d e f g h
8 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 8
7 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 7
6 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 6
5 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 5
4 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 4
3 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 3
2 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 2
1 Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess 1
a b c d e f g h
random chess board
TTTboard
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TTT o TTT o TTT o
TTT o TTT o TTT o
TTT o TTT o TTT o


random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo
(Talk)
(Used on)
B I N G O
Maintainence tagged Worst 100... Obscene Ninjas mentioned Vandalized
Kanye West mentioned Featured Image shown Protected Jesii Overly British
Bat Fuck Insane VFD WILDE CARD Bush bashing Has ascii art
Maintainence tagged Under construction Pirates mentioned Dangerous/Don't vandalize Wilde quote
Wilde quote VFH Bad spelling Vanity I can't believe it's not...

edit Random sightings

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Really random sighting
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Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster
(Talk)
(Used on)


These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO
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(Used on)
Really random elvis
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(Used on)
Random elvis
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(Used on)
Random elvis Random Elvis Sighting

In accordance to the August 20th celebration of International Random Elvis Sighting in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, Elvis has been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article.


The King has left the building.

edit Random messages

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Random/Username
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IchBinFunneh
Random/username
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(Used on)
Nintendoroulez
RandomCity/Canada
(Talk)
(Used on)
Guelph
RandomCity/China
(Talk)
(Used on)
Liuzhou
RandomCity/France
(Talk)
(Used on)
Le Puy-en-Velay
RandomCity/Sweden
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(Used on)
Piteå
RandomPlace
(Talk)
(Used on)
in Harvard University
RandomPlaceAlt
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(Used on)
Venus
Randomgame
(Talk)
(Used on)
Leonardo da Vinci's journey for total lathering and how he insulted 40 skulls
Randomquote/maleperson
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Templates/Random silliness. Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of him.”
~ Leonardo da Vinci on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object
(Talk)
(Used on)
“Ah, Templates/Random silliness. That was the respiratory system that insulted my skulls.”
~ Leonardo da Vinci on Templates/Random silliness

edit Random text

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Adj
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enormous Words for construction of random text
Body Part
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calf random body part
Expletive
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(Used on)
MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE random swearing
Job
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poopsmith random career/job
Chexpletive
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(Used on)
BELGIUM random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords
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Motherfuck
Given name
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Wenona random given name
Healer
(Talk)
(Used on)
Paladin
Highconcept
(Talk)
(Used on)
George Washington deports respiratory system!
Maddenisms
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(Used on)
“This page is about Templates/Random silliness. See, this article says Templates/Random silliness, because it's about Templates/Random silliness. It could be about something else called Templates/Random silliness, but it's not, it's about this Templates/Random silliness.”
Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster
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(Used on)
a fish with a chainsaw random fantasy game monster(s)
Name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Elton John
N00blet
(Talk)
(Used on)
roflcopter random n00b utterance
Noun
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(Used on)
dongle
Nounlink
(Talk)
(Used on)
diet mouthwash
Noun indefinite
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(Used on)
an igneous protrusion
Noun plural
(Talk)
(Used on)
balloons
Number
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(Used on)
5.5
Real people's name
(Talk)
(Used on)
Fransisca Vallelly random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam
(Talk)
(Used on)
Sportfreunde Siegen
RPG Stat
(Talk)
(Used on)
Fire Resistance random turn-based combat statistic
Surname
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(Used on)
Papps random surname
Title (Mad Libs)
(Talk)
(Used on)
Frau
Verb
(Talk)
(Used on)
fling
Verb singular
(Talk)
(Used on)
eats
Verb past tense
(Talk)
(Used on)
constructed
Verb perfect
(Talk)
(Used on)
programmed
random Russian reversal
(Talk)
(Used on)
“In Soviet Russia, respiratory system deports YOU!!”
random Russian reversal quote
Utensil
(Talk)
(Used on)
butter knife random thing you eat with
SF Currency
(Talk)
(Used on)
Homeless people

edit Playing cards

Template Effect Comments
card/ace
(Talk)
(Used on)
A

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-down

A
individual card, specify suit
card/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
2

Card-spades-up
Card-spades-up


Card-spades-down
Card-spades-down

2
individual card, specify suit
card/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
3

Card-clubs-up
Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-up

Card-clubs-down
Card-clubs-down

3
individual card, specify suit
card/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
4

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up



Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

4
individual card, specify suit
card/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
5

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

5
individual card, specify suit
card/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
6

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up


Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

6
individual card, specify suit
card/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
7

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up


Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

7
individual card, specify suit
card/8
(Talk)
(Used on)
8

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

8
individual card, specify suit
card/9
(Talk)
(Used on)
9

Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up
Card-diamonds-up Card-diamonds-up

Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down Card-diamonds-down
Card-diamonds-down

9
individual card, specify suit
card/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
10

Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up
Card-hearts-up Card-hearts-up

Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down Card-hearts-down
Card-hearts-down

10
individual card, specify suit
card/jack
(Talk)
(Used on)
J

Card-spades-up
Card-jack Card-spades-down

J
individual card, specify suit
card/queen
(Talk)
(Used on)
Q

Card-hearts-up
Card-queen Card-hearts-down

Q
individual card, specify suit
card/king
(Talk)
(Used on)
K

Card-diamonds-up
Card-king Card-diamonds-down

K
individual card, specify suit
card/joker
(Talk)
(Used on)
J
O
K
E
R
Card-joker-black J
O
K
E
R
individual joker card, specify text colour

edit Metatemplates

edit Playing card construction

Template Effect Comments
card/style
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table border table header for card borders
card/diamonds
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/hearts
(Talk)
(Used on)
red playing card textcolours
card/clubs
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours
card/spades
(Talk)
(Used on)
black playing card textcolours

edit Dice

Template Effect Comments
Die/style
(Talk)
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CELLPADDING=2 CELLSPACING=2 height=100 width=100 style="height:100; width:100; background-color: #FCFCF6; color: #000000; border: solid 2px #000000; padding: 3px"
Die/nodot
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| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" |  
Die/dot
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(Used on)
| width="20" height="20" align="center" valign="center" | Dot
Die/1
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(Used on)
     
  Dot  
     
Die/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Dot
     
Dot    
Die/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot    
  Dot  
    Dot
Die/4
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
     
Dot   Dot
Die/5
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
  Dot  
Dot   Dot
Die/6
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Dot   Dot
Die/7
(Talk)
(Used on)
Dot   Dot
Dot Dot Dot
Dot   Dot

edit Mood ring

Template Effect Comments
moodring/body
(Talk)
(Used on)
my mood ring
Moodring
(text)
A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

edit Chess

Template Effect Comments
chessboard
(Talk)
(Used on)
a customized chessboard will appear customizable chess board, see Template talk:Chessboard
chess/edge
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess qw random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid
(Talk)
(Used on)
Chess pw random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

edit Days

Template Effect Comments
Day1
(Talk)
(Used on)
Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24
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(Used on)
You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26
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(Used on)
You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27
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(Used on)
Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28
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(Used on)
You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29
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(Used on)
Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30
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(Used on)
1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31
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(Used on)

Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

edit Days of the Week

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DotwFriday
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DotwMonday
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(Used on)
DotwSaturday
(Talk)
(Used on)
DotwThursday
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(Used on)
DotwTuesday
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(Used on)

edit Others

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Flash/disable
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(Used on)
// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form.

// To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;

Funfact
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(Used on)
Fun Fact!
{{{}}}
GEBAG
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(Used on)
*** You have died! ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



Google
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(Used on)
Google
Google
My anti-drug
(Talk)
(Used on)

    my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab
(Talk)
(Used on)
Stress/1
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3
(Talk)
(Used on)
I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1
(Talk)
(Used on)
    Domain ID:Vandalize-this
    Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
    DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the 
            WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
    Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the  
               internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
    Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
    Admin Name:Angela Beesley
    Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
    

edit Wotd

Template Effect Comments
Wotd/03
(Talk)
(Used on)
redundancy
Wotd/07
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/08
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/09
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/10
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/11
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/12
(Talk)
(Used on)
procrastination
Wotd/code
(Talk)
(Used on)
WotdAF
(Talk)
(Used on)
deadpan

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